User:GreatPerhaps

Hey, I'm Taylor. I'm Aussie.

I really don't have that much to say about myself, because I don't know who I am, (God, that sounds freaking indie or emo or whatever), I'm just not set in stone and so I'm a mixture of jelly and chocolaty goodness.

I could lie and say "Oh my god, the Twilight Saga is my life! Edward and Jacob! Pweh! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!" But I'm not going to. I'm going to give it to you like it is. I am not a Twi-hard. I do, however, love the actors and the books were rather lovely, sometimes.

I started off as a Twi-hard, I began reading the books early 2008 and I was so enchanted by the love story, by Edward. I watched the movie December, 2008, and was sadly disappointed. I feel it did not live up to the books, nor have the other two. Ah, well. Lets hope the best for Breaking Dawn.

I guess you could say I was Team Edward (although, I hate the whole 'Teams' thing. It just seems idiotic to me), and so when he left in New Moon (Oh my god! Spoiler! LOL) I thought the rest of the book was going to be boring. But then Jacob came along. (YAY!) and I slowly began to like him more and more until I was in love with his character and wanted Bella to be with him.

Which brings me to proving that I loved Jacob BEFORE Taylor Lautner grew abs and such. I loved his character and personality and then when the movie came around, sure I thought Taylor was kind of attractive (but I love Rob more. I mean, he's British! Come on! British guys are sexy) and he potrayed Jacob quite well, which still made me 'Team Jacob' in the movies. I just hate girls who loved him only after he got the six pack, in the movies. *Rolls eyes*

Eclipse is my favourite out of the series. I mean, the sexual tension, the fighting, the Jacob/Bella kiss (which was kind of awkward in the movies, still kinda hot, but awkward because I see Taylor and Kristen as more brotherly/sisterly and I love Rob and Kristen, as the 'unofficial' couple they are. If people don't think they're together by now, they're stupid. We don't need conformation, we can just see it. Believe what you wanna believe).

Breaking Dawn was...interesting. Annoying fade out sex scenes (Come on SM, you cockblocker!) and I think Renesmee and Jacob are the weirdest coupling, but I love them anyway. It annoys the heck out of me when people say Jacob is a peodofile for imprinting on her, when obviously they don't understand the concept of imprinting and probably haven't read the books. It makes me want to slam the book in their face and yell "READ IT GOD DAMMIT!".

I love Kristen Stewart, I think she's f*cking legendary. I don't care what people say, she's awesome.

Rob is adorkable and sexy and I wish I knew him in real life.

So anyway, here I am now joining a Twi-wiki page because it looked rather interesting and I just kind of explained my 'Twi-development' in this About Me. You guys are probably running for the hills and think I'm a crazy person and a bitch, but whatevs, I still love you. Peace out mofos.