Talk:Bella Swan/@comment-68.1.139.30-20120530181322/@comment-97.87.61.47-20120726051133

Omg, I've got one. Mary Sue exaggerated on purpose.

MY character is Glitter Butterfly Diamond Sparkle Heartsboys. She has rainbow eyes and hair that changes color. Every guy at school is hopelessly in love with her, especially that hawt guy named Edward, even though he's already married. She has to go through the torture of having to wait in line at McDonald's, and isn't allowed to get anything exept a supersized Coke, cheeseburger, and fries. Poor Glitter Butterfly Diamond Sparkle. She is, like, STARVED!! She is sarcastic and strong-willed, although she never shows it in the book. She is faster than Edward, even though she's human, and prettier than Rosalie. She's 100% PERFECT, so everyone can relate to her!! :) she is good at everything, and is the bestest singer EVER! And she's like, SOOO pretty.