User:Eris Blastar

Someone want to help me out with this? What is the big deal? Anne Rice's vampire stories were better and well written and better plot as well. I just don't get this Twilight series and metrosexual werewolves and vampires. Any sane woman would avoid relationships with vampires and werewolves let they get turned into one or get killed because they have a werewolve or vampire for a boyfriend and the other wants to kill her.

Now me, I'd just do a Van Helsing on them and be done with it. But then the movie would be only 15 minutes and no sequals. But go ahead kids, watch it, read the books, and let me know what it is all about on my talk page. I am really clueless here as a noob to Twilight.