Talk:Jacob Black/@comment-3984470-20110915023651

(Rap to the tune of "Super Bass") This one is for the boys with the motorcycles. Tight tees, dark jeans, and the Nike style. Surprise you at school with some shocking news. Your stupid BF just lied to you. Jake is there, with flair, he's really really awesome. He's a werewolf and he's tall, dark, and handsome. He's warm, he's better, he might send a letter. He needs a perfect girl but he's never ever met her. He's got never ending swag swag, never ever nags nags, doesn't like the sad sad, sometimes a little bad bad. That's the kind of dude you should be with, girl. And Jacob would totally rock your world! I'm like, "Excuse me, what's so great about Ed? I mean, he's lame, drives a Volvo, and he's totally undead. I mean, is he fed? And he plays with your head. But he looks so funny when he's breaking the bed, oh!" Jake's so hot, Jake's so hot. Edward thinks he is but he's really not. I am TeamTaycob, I'm showing my love, say "What's up?", and sending Jakey hugs.

"Super Bass" parody rap, written in five minutes in math class the other day.