User:TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl

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Wow this is my all new profile!I am not an ANONYMOUS WIKIA CONTRIBUTOR ANYMORE!! I'll be here when not being at school,being busy and generally when I do other things!And when I'm here you'll find me on other pages commenting and editing or on chat(sometimes).

Here are some things about me!

Personal questions:????
Date of birth:When S.M. "created" Jacob Black!

Died:Although I think I'm alive *checks herself out*, I think I'll sorta "die" when Jacob imprints on Re-name-me!

Changed:When I saw the Twilight Saga!JACOOOOOB!!!

Species:Shape-Shifter - Werewolf (Rawr!)

Gender: Female, since the last time I checked...

Powers: They are many you know...

Physical description
I won't say anything!

Family members
I won't say anything!

Team Taycobsession and Team Taysten
Well, as you already know it I LOVE both Taylor and Jacob!!!(Does Taycobsession say something to you?) Before I watched Twilight I hated the movies and the cast!But most of all I hated the "guy who played the werewolf " .But since I saw the Twilight movie I liked Jacob, and when I saw New Moon I LOVED him! (We get to know him better in New Moon!). Now I am TEAM TAYCOB (Taylor&Jacob).I love Taylor as I kinda "know" him from his interviews,photos, articles etc. I also love watching music videos about him and Kristen! They are so cute,comfortable and beautiful together!They must be awesome best friends! Team Taysten!! Did I tell you the reasons why I love Tay-tay? No, and I won't, beacause I'll be writing for ages!

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 * 1) To my pack (well,.. I mean..my family..)
 * 2) To TEAM JACOB!!!
 * 3) To Team Taycob!!
 * 4) To Team Taycobsession!!
 * 5) To Team Taylovers!!
 * 6) To Team Taysten!!
 * 7) To Team Jalla or Jella and Becob or Bellacob!!
 * 8) To Team Wolf-Pack!!
 * 9) To Team (my user name)
 * 10) To Team Bella's truck!
 * 11) To Team Us (mean we!My honey knows..)
 * 12) To Team Charlie('s mustache)
 * 13) To Team Billy's awesome hat
 * 14) To Team Hotness aka Jacob BlackWolf_pack.jpg
 * 15) To Team Volturi!
 * 16) To Team Victoria !
 * 17) To Team Mike Newton!
 * 18) To Team Angela's glasses!

Other stuff
Well,
 * Who's your favourite Twilight character: JACOB BLACK !!(TEAM JACOB DUH!)
 * What Team are you on?: OMJB! Are you crazy or something?TEAM JACOB TILL MY HEART STOPS BEATING AND MAYBE AFTER THAT!
 * What's your favourite Twilight movie?: New Moon so far!
 * Second favourite Twilight movie?:Eclipse so far!
 * Least favourite character: Well this my page so I'll say it:EDWARD!!
 * Another Team you are on right now: Team Emily's House!I mean it ROCKS!.Such a warm,sweet and beautiful place to live in!
 * Your favourite Cullen:Alice! She RULES HARD sometimes..
 * Do you like your user's name?: Dude are you serious?It's my name!I invented it!Of course I like it!
 * What are you doing right now?:Ummm, answering your stupid questions!
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When someone says something "bad" about:1)Me,2) My family, 3) Jacob Black (I hate his haters and actually the haters of the Twilight Saga who come here just to be mean to him and genarally to everyone (users and characters!),4) My Honey (she knows...Btw If you live under a rock, her name is TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt on the Wiki and to everyone else...and 5) Users I actually like and about Twilight saga. If something like this happens, I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT SO HARD THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER IT UNTIL YOUR HEART STOP BEATING, GOT THAT DOLLS AND DUDES? *tries to calm down and relax* Next question please?
 * Users you "love"?:I gotta say my honey (she knows).
 * Users you "like":Anyone who's on TEAM JACOB-TAYLOR and actually some users that is kinda nice and funny to talk to them no matter what team they are on!
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki?:
 * 1) ROCKS (ikr?)
 * 2) (...) (the parenthesis thing...see?)Καταγραφή.png
 * 3) AWESOME
 * 4) Btw...
 * 5) Well..
 * 6) I mean..
 * 7) Actually..
 * 8) TEAM JACOB!!
 * 9) TEAM JACOB!!(kickin' it in wolf style) (I'll miss typing this..you see, I have a name now...)
 * 10) Honey, (she knows..)
 * 11) Taylor Lautner is HOT!!
 * 12) Jacob..
 * 13) Bella...
 * 14) Team..BDNew3.jpeg
 * 15) I kick butts along with...
 * 16) You should..
 * Who's your favourite from the Wolf-Pack except Jacob Black? I think Embry!He's funny!
 * Things you think a person who's on Team Jacob should say.: OMJB (Oh my Jacob Black), What the Jacob Black's black Nike shoes/cut-off jeans/abs is this?, What the Wolf Pack tattoo?, I don't have any leeches in my speed dial!, Don't get me upset! (there are many..I can't say them all..)
 * What's your favourite Twilight couple?: As for me it is Jacob and Bella!I know they don't end up together, but they are perfect for each other!They don't need to ask "How are you" because thay know how each other feels!Bella always smiles around Jacob and is so happy when she spends time with him!And Jacob loves her so much!They both know each other so lamely well!They have their romantic-almost-kiss, funny,cute and awkward moments and that makes them look so GOOD together!It is so natural for them to be together!As Jacob once said "If there were no magic and monsters" they would end up together!They sometimes fight (who doesn't fight with someone else?) and some other times they are just fine!This makes them like every couple in real life!(I should stop now because I will never finish!)
 * Tell me a joke.:" I'll change to Team Edward! " Funny huh?
 * Do you like Twilight parodies or funny sets?: Of course, when they are actually funny and have no hating content, sure!
 * Favourite actor?: Taylor Lautner <3 !
 * Favourite actress?: Fran Drescher! (love the Nanny series!)
 * Movies you like except the Twilight ones?: They are many, trust me!390112043v2_225x225_Front.jpg
 * Movies you like except the Twilight ones?: They are many, trust me!390112043v2_225x225_Front.jpg

Where will you find me?
You know, at Jacob-Bella-related pages and of cousre in other pages!

Like a top-ten list:
Random things in Twilight movies I think that ROCK(this was actually a comment of mine that turned out to be really good!):
 * 1) Victoria ('nuff said!)
 * 2) Billy's hat! (Who doesn't like it?)
 * 3) Bella's truck! (This car is alive!It has got its own personality and style!)4527793782.jpg
 * 4) Volturi clothes and eye contacts (esp. in New Moon!)
 * 5) Jacob's tight black T-shirt in Eclipse (*sighs*)
 * 6) Jacob's black Nike shoes and cut-off-jeans (Yeah!)
 * 7) Alice's yellow Porsche in New Moon (What a car!)
 * 8) Bella's dresses at the Prom and at her birhday party!(Admit it!You liked them!
 * 9) New Moon's motorcycles!(Old but awesome!)
 * 10) Bella's room and esp. window! (You know why..)
 * 11) Billy's "I'm down with the kids!"
 * 12) Jacob's "BREATHE!" (*sighs, sighs, sighs*)
 * 13) Wolf-pack Tattoo! (AWESOME!)
 * 14) Bella's shoes in Twilight and in New Moon!(The girl knows what style means!)
 * 15) Angela's glasses! (They are really "smart" just like her!)
 * 16) La Push Beach in Twilight and New Moon!(I want to go there one day...)
 * 17) Emily's house! (for reasons see Loyalty.)
 * 18) Swan's house! ( It's a nice and cute place!Esp. the kitchen!)
 * 19) Bella's school-bag!( It's orange! Not black or grey or anything!Not that I don't like black or grey...)
 * 20) Jacob's sweater in New Moon, at the movies! (*sighs again*)
 * 21) Jasper's face in New Moon, at Bella's birthday party.(Priceless)
 * 22) Harry Clearwater (Why did he have to die? His kung-fu ROCKED!Btw he was BFFs with Charlie and Billy.
 * 23) Charlie's mustache! (It steals the whole show!!)
 * 24) Riley's "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE?" (creepy much?)
 * 25) James' "You brought a snack?!" (creepy or funny?)

Style time!

 * Do you like fashion?: I LOVE fashion!
 * Do you lke designing clothes?: Of course! I'm really good at it! Designing clothes is one of my hobbies!
 * Do you like wearing dresses?: Not at all...
 * Do you like wearing skirts?: Not at all..
 * Do you like wearing jeans (all kinds of them)?: I love wearing jeans,esp. the cut-off ones!(Jacob alert!)
 * Do you like wearing T-shirts?: Sure!
 * Do you like wearing scarfs?: I like wearing scarfs and stuff on the cold days of winter!
 * Do you like wearing hats?: It depends on the hat...
 * Do you like wearing boots?: Not at all...
 * What kind of shoes do you like?: You know... athletic shoes!They rock! I'm not an athlete or anything but I love wearing athletic shoes! They are always in fashion and so comfortable!
 * Tell me one of your favourite outfits: Hmm, a tight T-shirt, cut-off jeans and my Nike athletic shoes!Jacob's style!(Even his style ROCKS!)
 * Do you like wearing bracelets,rings and earings?: Of course!I usually wear 5,6 or 7 bracelets on my left hand (during the summer), one on my left ankle (leg :P), and rings....not so much..But I like wearing earings!
 * Tell me some of your favourite colours: Hmm, light blue,green,black,pink and..orange?

School time (Ugh!)

 * Do you like school?: Nope!Who likes it?
 * Are you a student right now? Who isn't? We all are students in life's school!(Wow!). Yes,Forks-High-School_is_my_homoe.jpg I'm a student!
 * Are you a good one?: As a "plant" I must say "Yes". *thinks*
 * What is your favourite subject: I won't answer this...
 * Subjects you are good at?: Kinda everything!You know...

Some things I don't like (okay, kinda "hate") about Twilight and not only...
About the plot: About "hair and clothes": Some things which in my opinion, are not right: PEACE LOVE TWILIGHT NOW ______________________________________________________________________________________________
 * The fact that Jacob has to imprint on Re-name-me! (BD)
 * Ed breaking down Bella's truck so that she can't visit Jacob! (Eclipse)
 * Ed leaving Bella in the middle of the woods like trash!( New Moon)
 * Ed sayinng to Bella that her family and firends will die within a few years.(Eclipse)
 * BELLA CHOOSING ED! (Eclipse)
 * Bella breaking Jacob's heart at the end of Eclipse.(I still cry and cry...)
 * Bella leaving home and Charlie wants her to stay (Twilight)
 * The stupid newborn vampire who broke Jake's ribs in Eclipse!(Aarrghh!Stupid vamp! Poor Jake!*angst*)
 * The fact that Bella never said "I love you" clearly and loudly to Jacob so that we all can hear she does love him! (New Moon and esp. Eclipse)
 * Ed throwing Bella at the table at her own birthday party! "Dang sparkly abusive vampire" as honey (Team Taycob) says.(New Moon)
 * Breaking Dawn...(nuff' said)Wigs.jpg
 * Jacob's wig in Twilight.Just, no!
 * Bella's wig in Twilight.Same here!
 * Bella's clothes in Eclipse.I didn't hate them but didn't like them at all...
 * Some (if not the most) Ed fans were like "Team Switzerland" when Taylor's abs and biceps were on the screen! They say " 'Team Edward' but 'Team Jacob' when Jake has no shirt on!".Well, this is pathetic! And I keep reading these things on the Internet!When the "Team Jacob thing" is in the conversation, they are like "You are Team Jacob because of Jacob's body". This drives me crazy!I am TEAM JACOB with the  whole meaning of the word  !And I have mentioned the reasons a LOT of times, trust me!And I think the "fans" I mentioned before are like "fake fans". I'm not saying that one person can't be an Ed-fan and actually like Jacob.I'm just talking about particular situations I have read about and are really offensive towards me and other true Twi-hards! I don't want to offend anyone, but this my opinion and everyone has to respect it!'

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TEAM JACOB !!! Yeah!!
Some (not even the 1/1000000000) of the reasons for my Jacobsession:

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My reaction while watching the new BD trailer:

 * 1) The wedding: Next please, I am tired of the whole wedding thing!
 * 2) Bella next to Charlie:Bella: Beautiful hair, nice make up, not happy at all. Charlie:not happy at all.
 * B&E:Next please!
 * 1) Alice and the rest of the Cullens fighting against the wolves:Hope nobody gets hurt!
 * 2) Sam : Bossy and protective as well just like in New Moon.But this time Jacob *sighs* has his own pack and is against him!
 * 3) Bella pregnant: Horrible, unhappy and tired.Perfect!
 * 4) They Cullens: They are different.Why?
 * 5) And last but not least the Jella thing!Their dance..."it kills me" as Bella once said to Jacob! They were so cute and Bella was crying! Jake was crying too!I'll cry too ! And the scene that Jacob cries...Awwww.Am i the only one who wants to see BD for Jella?

My fav ourite pageUglyEdward.jpgs:

 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Galler:Jacob Black
 * Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Jacob Black and Bella Swan
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner

My favourites websites:

 * 1) Anything and everything that has to do with Taylor Lautner,Jacob Black and generally Twilight!
 * 2) Polyvore.com (the Twilight sets, funny or not, are just amazing!)
 * 3) The Twilight saga wiki!

==My favorite pages==
 * 1) http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Jacob_BlackThe_kiss.png