User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt



Hey!

I'm Dijah. Call me TeamTaycob, K, Dijah, etc. I want to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 at midnight and skip school that Friday because it will be my birthday. I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. If only there were such heated discussions in Twilight Club last year at my school... (No, seriously, a teacher started a Twilight club. I even made a funny comic to promote it.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to. I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. (Thanks, Lia!) Including Bella's Lullaby, but I think my version by ear is much better.

-Jacob's Theme. It's very easy.

-Bella's Theme/ Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I sort of like school, but mainly so I can be with my friends. Science is heaven with some of my best friends in there with me.

I also like to write. My Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books. I'm still working on Breaking Down, the parody of Breaking Dawn, but I'm stuck in such a rough place. I can't seem to get out. =(

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD at midnight, I've been watching it, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now... I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything.

And, um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but... =)

My Favorite Characters

 * Jacob (LOVE him!!)
 * Rosalie (She's awesome)
 * Emmett (So funny!)
 * (sometimes) Alice
 * The Denali coven (They dated then ate human men? Reow!)
 * Jane (Tiny but packs a punch)
 * Alec (Cute)
 * Seth (Adorable and optimistic!)
 * Leah (The bomb-shniz)
 * Charlie (The unsung hero)
 * Paul (I love how Alex Meraz says his own name!)
 * Jared (Him in Eclipse with the chicken wing! LOL!)
 * Victoria (Her story is the bomb-shniz)
 * Esme (So sweet)
 * Carlisle (An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's so cute, so screw the fruit.)
 * Riley (I love how he charged through that water. And: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE??!!!")
 * Bree (Interesting background story. I wish she hadn't died.)
 * Jessica (Has the most obvious thoughts in the Midnight Sun partial draft, but she's funny.)
 * Angela (I love Angela and Christian Serratos. Remember Christian as Suzie Crabgrass in Ned's Declassified?)
 * Lauren (I really, really wish she was portrayed in the movies by Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panetteire, Taylor Swift, or Chelsea Kane! Lauren is such a fun character!)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying...
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. *fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard.

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my foot
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Etc...