Talk:Renesmee Cullen/@comment-82.19.194.10-20111224005451

The whole "adult behaves like a toddler's big brother/beloved uncle until they are legal" sounds really freaking gross and I can't imagine why she's trying to pass it off as "a beautiful romance" "Uncle Phil why are you touching my shoulder?" "Don't worry Suzie my little soulmate, I'm just your Uncle... for NOW."