User:Lilblondybrandi

A little about me...
I &lt;3....

Emmett

Carlisle

Jasper

Jacob

Edward

Yeah, that'll do.

Why I don't like Jacob
A few passages...

''His lips crushed mine, stopping my protest. He kissed me angrily, roughly, his other hand gripping tight around the back of my neck, making escape impossible.''

''There was a crunching sound. "No, dang it! You broke my hand!"''

''Unbelievably, he had the nerve to wrap his arm around my waist. "I can't wait to see what Edward does to you! I hope he snaps your neck, you pushy, obnoxious, moronic DOG!"''

''"I hate you, Jacob Black." "That's good. Hate is a passionate emotion." "I'll give you passionate, Murder. The ultimate crime of passion."''

"If I think about you tonight, it will be because I'm having a nightmare."

"I'm going to go hunt up a crowbar."

'This is my FAVORITE passage... or at least one... from Eclipse''. '''

''"What happened?" Edward demanded. his voice going flat.''

"I punched Jacob," I admitted.

''"Good," Edward said bleakly. "Though I'm sorry you're hurt."''

''"I wish I'd hurt him." I sighed in frustration. "I didn't do any damage at all."''

"I can fix that," he offered.

"I was hoping you would say that."

''There was a slight pause. "That doesn't sound like you," he said, wary now. "What did he do?"''

"He kissed me," I growled.

All I heard on the other end of the line was the sound of an engine accelerating.

A few of my favorite Alice quotes...
"She was translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabic, actually. When she finished that, she moved on to Korean sign language."

''Edward chuckled, himself again. "The werewolves are on their way, so she can't see anything that will happen now. It makes her uncomfortable to be blind." Alice, though the farthest from us, heard his low voice. She looked up and stuck her tongue out at him.''

''"Gotcha," she said, and kissed his throat. Jasper chuckled, shaking his head. "You truly are one frightening little monster."''

''"Scared the heck out of them, too," Edward said, rolling his eyes at Jasper before turning to me to explain. "Emmett and I were away hunting. Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak" --- he nudged Alice playfully --- "who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she can move into." Alic and Jasper laughed in harmony, soprano and bass. "When I got home, all my things were in the garage," Edward continued. Alice shrugged. "Your room had the best view." They all laughed together now.''