Talk:Vampire/@comment-210.48.147.109-20130318125946/@comment-66.138.59.116-20130419033542

I can't believe so many people would want to become a vampire because they hate being human. I think over time as a vampire, you'd actually miss the perks of being human. C'mon, think... no chocolate, no ice cream, no McDonald's french fries. All you would be able to eat is blood. I personally enjoy taking a good "dump" every now and again.