User blog comment:Puddinginthesky/Breaking Dawn, Care to Review?/@comment-80.189.152.242-20110430125602

1.Yes, I did. Still not entirely sure if that’s a good thing or not. 2.Er, It was okay. I guess – it wasn’t horror that I felt when I finished the book but I was something a little like “Oh. Oh. OH!” 3.Meh, I read the end where the witnesses arrive and the conversation about the Volturi because they are the parts that are of most interest to me 4.Leah managed to develop in terms of the baby thing, but SM kind just let that fall through and forgot about it. Jacob was pretty good (if a little dragging at times, but it’s okay.) until that freaking baby! Edward and Bella became so OCC – as did Rosalie – that it was almost hilarious! They became backwards characters! 5.Hahaha, no. My poor babies were ‘defeated’ – and I say that hesitantly, because well, the Volturi didn’t exactly LOSE did they. They just didn’t win. 6.None. But I did wonder how many times Ms Meyer whipped out the thesaurus. 7.Only a handful of times until I did what I mentioned above – only read certain parts, except every now and then where I reread the entire thing. 8.!!!! After that mutant spawn, no. 9.Want a list? I suppose I could say Leah, for she was the most ‘main character’ I could like. Otherwise I loved the supporting characters – but my darling Esme and Emmett and Carlisle and Jasper amongst others almost disappeared completely! What happened? *sad face* 10.YES. GOD YES. SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH EDWARD, THEN THE DAUGHTER. IT WAS LIKE SHE DAMN FORGOT SHE WAS MARRIED UNTIL THE BABY THING SLEEPS, then and only then, she remembers Edward for a little *ahem* fun. Sorry I am getting all capsy, but I feel so strongly about that its like as soon as I meet someone else I just get so excited....someone else sees the issue! Yaay! 11.Be perfect. Be Vain. Be perfect. Be beautiful. Be perfect. Have a perfect husband who you do anything for until you get that damn baby. Also, be perfect. 12.Just that damn baby. And the non-newborn thing. Boring, boring Steph. Honestly. Erm, and the fight. Even had the Cullens managed to stupidly smush the Volturi without any losses it would have been better than that tea party where Aro kept toe-stepping.