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2. Purple prose is the number-one thing in SM's guide of writing like a pro.

3. Sort of like, "Huh huh huh". Make it very, very creepy.

4. Her heart pounds like a super bass (haha, I love that Nicki Minaj song) maybe because there's something wrong with her... Or people are standing too close. She should go to the hospital.