Talk:Vampire/@comment-50.140.216.41-20140731212703/@comment-50.156.175.196-20140801170024

And a TASER? I mean REALLY?! The flamethrower alone was a naive answer, but a TASER? Bree Tanner said she grabbed a telephone line only to find out that it felt GOOD. Just gonna inform you about that... And please explain to me how exactly humans could ever get a super-powerful laser to lock on to a vampire (assuming it can slice through them)? I know of a laser that can slice through some twenty feet of steel per second. The catch? It's completely stationary. The whole complex that produces the laser is huge, and it takes an enormous amount of power to produce the beam for even a short amount of time. Now if you want to try the worlds most powerful portable laser, it would be the spyder 3. It can burn through black paper in a few seconds at close range... Haha.