User blog:Puddinginthesky/Opinion Dump..

Okay, so, I really missed this site. I just wanted to set a couple of things straight here so I don't have to in comments because I have pretty "radical" opinions.

I'm definitely NOT your average Twi-hard. But I AM one. My favorite characters are listed below. Note the lack of Edward or Bella. Yes, Jasper is my favorite. He's an awesome character. He deserves all the fans he can get and more. So much is unknown about him. It's kinda sad that the best are overlooked. Emmett is awesome. He and Jazz are a dream team. Alice is very weird, creepy, and I'm sure she's on something but I love her all the same. Rosalie is a total b*t*h. Yes, I know. But she still pwn Bella 1,000,000%. I love her attitude. Now, if she was in Bella's position Twilight would be even better, lol. Aro is pure awesome. I love him tons. Caius is a total @$$ but I love him. Evil characters are awesome. Tanya and Kate need better personalities, but I'll excuse that. I image Tanya as boy crazy and Kate as the sensible girl in Mary Janes. Go figure. Leah is like the pack's Rosalie. So, I obviously love her, too. Jacob is a great guy. While I refrain from engaging in the Team Edward vs. Team Jacob battle, I must say Jacob scrubs Edward in the dirt. He's realistic, sweet, and loves Bella in a normal, non-angsty and conflicted way. I admire how he was always happy. I admire his struggle for Bella. I'd admire it more if it was a girl who was actually WORTH it.
 * 1) Jasper Hale
 * 2) Emmett Cullen
 * 3) Alice Cullen
 * 4) Rosalie Hale
 * Aro
 * 1) Cauis
 * 2) Tanya
 * 3) Kate
 * 4) Leah
 * 5) Jacob

Okay, on to deeper subjects. I love Twilight. I talk about it constantly. Although, I can say it could be better. I like the plot a lot...But it could be tighter. The main character, Edward and Bella, need work. The writing style isn't exactly the best I've seen. The vampires..(namely Edward) are pathetic. I like a lot of it though. I like that it gives you room to imagine. It's not my type of romance but I like the romance between the minor characters better. The drama is funny. It's an amusing book and it's slightly predictable in some places, but mostly I wonder what happens next.

Let us discuss Bella and Edward. I do not hate Edward. He was a good idea, just badly executed. I think the author tried to make him to perfect and mysterious. He shames Prince Charmings everywhere, I'm sorry to say. I want to like him, I really do. He just makes it so HARD. He is so angsty and a lot of times his actions are just stupid. I mean, leaving Bella in the middle of the freaking woods? Wait, let me save myself a rant: http://izabeth.deviantart.com/art/If-Bella-Swan-Was-Smart-105332019?q=favby:puddinginthesky/38291492&qo=5. So, yeah.

Bella...Oh, poor Bella. She was an epic fail from the get-go. Just put almost any other female character in her place and it would be awesome. Bella is such a freaking special snowflake. She seems so wonderful and goodly and stuff but she isn't. Maybe I've thought too long and compared my OCs to much, but she is a spineless Mary Sue. I hate that the entire universe molds it'self around her happiness. She was supposed to loose SOMETHING. But no! She got a husband, her best friend, her enemies either died or became her BFFs, and a freaking BABY! I do not hate Edward...but I very much loath her.

Now, Renesmee Carlie Cullen. I hate her first name. It's not as stupid as Edward Jacob, but it's very close. Renesmee is terrible idea. Now, we all know she is Jacob's imprintee. That fact made me want to spit on Stephenie Meyer. No lie. VERY BAD IDEA. Now, I'm not gonna go on the "pedo wolf" street, but I will say Jacob is curse. Renesmee is so mind numbingly perfect. She's some super baby. Tastes like cotton when I read about her. I'm not particularly fond of fictional babies...(I love real ones).

But, as I said before, I am a fan. I thank Stephenie Meyer for her hours of writing and that she didn't ignore her dream. My parting words are simple. You don't have to be crazy obsessed, in love with Edward or Jacob, think Bella is best, or even say Twilight is the best thing since sliced butter. You just have to love it. Simple as that.