User blog comment:Maroon 500-700/Why did Edward get the worst??/@comment-3984470-20120717021957

I think there are many possible reasons for his bad luck:

1. Edward just has horrible luck.

2. He associates himself with the wrong kind of people, because he's stupid.

3. He's part of a family of drama queens.

4. He never learns from his mistakes.

5. He has a tortured soul (if he even has a soul at all).

6. SM wants us to feel bad for him, when in reality a lot of us don't, and he just looks even more like the little bitch that he is.