User talk:TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl/@comment-4054533-20111026184832

I can make one up on the spot, actually:

I'm gonna Marry the Night with Judas in the Electric Chapel, and we'll both Dance In the Dark like Bad Kids. The two of us will write a Bad Romance and have a 3-Way with Alejandro. Then we'll go out to the club and Just Dance like Government Hookers until we go home and find a Monster in our bed.