Talk:Demetri/@comment-128.205.67.80-20120523141852

If I were the Volturi's human secretary, I so would want Demetri to change me. Seriously, because Demetri lacks a mate in the saga. I also would chew gum and blow bubbles for him to get "business" started. Additionally, I would want to convince Aro and Caius to have Sulpicia and Athenodora hang out with me even while I was human even if it did mean having Chelsea and their guards with them. It must be monotnous as heck living in a dungeon all day. Of course, if Sulpicia and Athenodora had the latest laptops as well as Chelsea to control their content moods, they would be pretty occupied too, watching the world make complete fools out of themselves and reading outrageous comments, don't you think? Feel free to reply!