Talk:Edward Cullen/@comment-71.99.14.60-20111023004001

You wanna know wny Eddie is such a fail? Well, first click on the links for these songs from films that do to Twit-light what a room full of 300 lbs death row inmates would do to Eddie (that was a prison but rape joke in case you were wondering)

(1) We Fight for Love from Commando http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiDuOLTy_5w

(2) It's a Long Road from First Blood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy2UlUTxPqY

(3) Hearts on Fire from Rocky 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SUzcDUERLo

(4) Never Surrender from Kickboxer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgaCnkTbUDA&feature=fvst

Afterwards, take a moment to think about what those songs were about, the films they were used in, the characters they were set too, and then ask yourself if any of them apply to Eddie.