Talk:Bella Swan/@comment-3578175-20110427092441

When I first watched the Movie, I thought Bella was to fall for Jacob, watching on, I thought she was to fall for Mike Newton, then along came Edward and I was struck. In the second movie she falls for Jacob too, and I said DAMN!!

WHY does she not fall for Mike Newton (A Human Being)? WHY does she fall for Edward (a BLOODSUCKING MOSQUITO) and Jacob (a LARGE OVER SIZED DOG)?

I bet if the Dragonball Z Monkey-turning GOKU was there she could fall for him too!!