User blog comment:I want to be a monster , too./Twilight to 50 shades?/@comment-1642927-20120708165934/@comment-1642927-20120708173740

Serious is my middle name, ma'am. Believe me, swearing doesn't bother me. My day isn't complete until I hit the full cycle of swears and prerequisite taking the lord's name in vain, but I don't want the young lads to be corrupted by you salty individuals. :P