Talk:Teams/@comment-130.105.8.89-20171222051945

Team Alucard -Because they aren't vampires, they're fairies. -Alucard is a dangerous vampire, Edward Cullen isn't. -All sparkly "vampires" should be killed by Alucard Team Edward.... ELRIC -Because Cullen cannot use alchemy -Because Elric has many expressions than Edward and Bella have. -Because Elric has earned God's respect for being selfless. Team Harry Potter -Because JK Rowling is a better writer than SMeyer. -Because Robert Pattinson would rather play as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen. -Because real werewolves transform during the full moon uncontrollably, not voluntarily by rage. Team Buffy -Because Vampires aren't sparkly. -Vampires don't have a soul and would feel no remorse drinking human blood. -Buffy should stake Edward Cullen. Team Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji) -Because having a demon butler who will happily serve you is better than a sparkly stalker. -Sebastian Michaelis can kill them all just by glaring at them. -Most importantly, he is ONE HELL OF A BUTLER!