User blog:Vampirefairy4/Safe and sound: a hunger games parody (Sneak peek! :D)

"SURPRISE!" a high pitched Capitol voice awakens me, that annoying voice of course belongs to Effie Trinket, the district 12 escort,"What?" I ask, "Your Birthday silly!" she Sqealed.

(I know its short and stupid but it's only the sneak peek, the fanfic will be on Hunger games wiki in a few weeks and this is NOT part of the first chapter.)