User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

B: ''You've been a very bad girl. A very, very bad BAD girl, Gaga.''

G: Mm-hmm, Honey B.

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way, shape, or form the real Beyonce.)

(ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: I am so sorry if it takes forever on your computer for my user page to load...but I'm not gonna make it shorter, and that's a fact.)

(You should check out the user page of my bestie, LavendaBrunette, who I tend to call Gaga. "Escaping women's prison, killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since March 11, 2010." XD

Lav and I are living proof that long-lost twins can look nothing alike; a Twihard can be best friends with a Potterhead; the connection between Little Monsters is worldwide; and people from Team Edward and Team Jacob can actually be best buds. It's possible, guys.)



Heyy! (I make a point to use two "y"'s)

So you came here to find out about me. I'm flattered! But I'm not that interesting. So...good luck!

By the way, don't you like my info box photo? It's just fabulous.

Call me TeamTaycob, K, Dee, Honey B (thanks, Gaga!), or Taycob. To start things off, I would like to say that I am pretty nice...unless you bash the things I love. I will defend what and who I love until the very ending. But other than that, I'm a people-person. I like people. In real life I'm sort of shy, but I'm pretty fun to be around. I'm pretty krazy (krazy is wilder than "crazy") too. Some might call me an AN-I-MAL!!! I am passionate about the things I love, and I'm always willing to learn more.

I can be your best friend, your sister, your admirer, or in some cases, your worst enemy, but don't count on that last one.

I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. In other words, I am a critical fan. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to.I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. (Thanks, Lia!) Including "Bella's Lullaby", but I think my version by ear is much better.

-"Jacob's Theme". It's very easy.

-"Bella's Theme" / Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I also like to write. My former Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books.

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Jacob and Bella were made for each other. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action and the funnies, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." Once again, the fact that Jacob and Bella were made for each other is shown. My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD, I've been watching it a lot, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. He's very creepy too. I really dislike Edward, as well as Bella. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. A boy that's stalking me, obsessing over me, and seems funny about it? Nuh-uh, boo-boo. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. I am Jacobsessed (yes, honey, it's a new word, but I did not make it up; TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl did, and the word kicks butt.) The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn, however, were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now....I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything. I can't wait to see her be the strong vampire goddess that she is supposed to be.

And, um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but...;)

If you have a question about me or just want to say hi or anything in between, don't hesitate to leave a message on my talk page!

Team Jacob until the very end and beyond because the awesomeness never dies. (Plus other teams I am on)
Me: Twilight Saga fan favorite grams! Kate, two for you. Jacob Black? FOUR for you, Jacob Black! You go, Jacob Black. And uh, do we have an "Eleazee" here?

Eleazar: It's Eleazar.

Me: Oh, one for you, Eleazar. Here ya go. AndnoneforEdwardCullenandBellaSwanbye... As a disclaimer, I am on Team Everyone besides Bella, Edward, and Re-name-me. So there.

My Favorite Pages

 * Breaking Dawn (films)
 * Denali Coven
 * Jacob Black
 * Tanya
 * Kate
 * Carmen and Eleazar
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Seth Clearwater
 * Rosalie Hale
 * Emmett Cullen
 * Volturi
 * Felix
 * Easter eggs
 * Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Imprinting
 * Gallery:Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Breaking Dawn movie screenshots
 * Gallery:Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Team Jacob

So...why "TeamTaycob"? (About my name)
When I was coming with a name on here, I wanted something about Taylor Lautner or Jacob Black to be part of it. Why not show my love for some of my favorite character or celeb every time I post something, probably annoying the crap out of others? Well, I couldn't decide, and then I remembered a combination of "Taylor" and "Jacob" I had seen somewhere, called Taycob. (There was even such thing as Taycob Blautner.) Clever, huh? Whoever made that up deserves an award or something. The "SoDealWithIt" part of my name was all me. I'm a self-proclaimed sass-master, ha-ha. My full name, "TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt", really just shows that I am on Team Taycob (Taylor and Jacob), so you'll just have to accept it. If you can't accept it...well, that just sort of sucks for you.

Variations

 * TeamTaycob (I forgot who initially came up with this one. I think it was me.)
 * Taycob (Thought up of by Twilightsagafan.)
 * TTSDWI (First said by either LuckyTimothy or Puddinginthesky. I forgot. :P)
 * Tay (First said by CarlaCullen...I like this nickname a lot. :D)
 * Tay Tay (First said by CarlaCullen. She comes up with nice nicknames. :D)
 * TT (First said by LuckyTimothy.)

Other acceptable names

 * Dee
 * K
 * Mrs. Taylor Lautner
 * Mrs. Jacob Black
 * Honey B (only if you're a close friend; it'll be awkward if otherwise)
 * Bee/Bey (they're pronounced the same way)

To clear things up...
I am, in fact, a Twilight fan. People tend to say that I am not a fan at all just because I do not like Bella and Edward. I am a critical fan, people. Believe me, they exist. There are some in the world. After all, we couldn't function without them. I am also a total Twihard. I could tell you nerly anything you want to know about the Twilight Saga. Which cast members wore wigs or had their hair dyed, the order that the wolf pack phased, how the supernatural abilities work, etc. Just because I don't cream my panties over Edward and I tend to bash characters doesn't mean I am not a fan. I am an avid fan of the Twilight Saga. I love the series for its better characters and their histories, not for Edward and Bella. I can even give some cons to the imperfect Jacob Black. I love him because he isn't perfect. I am one of the few fans that can admit to the Twilight Saga's pros and cons. I'm just keeping it real, guys. Love me or hate me.

Pages I Have Created

 * Gallery:Alex Rice
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Weird Twilight-Related Acts We Admit We've Done Before
 * Comic Con 2011
 * Comic Con 2009
 * 101 Things Twilight Taught Me
 * W Magazine
 * Lady Gaga Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Ke$ha Songs and Nicki Minaj Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Kids' Cartoon Characters That Remind Me of Twilight Characters
 * Nylon Magazine
 * GQ Magazine
 * Vogue
 * Elle Magazine
 * Why you should love Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Reasons To Be On Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-All-Get-Along
 * Breaking Dawn Part I (trailer 2)
 * Reasons to love the Denali Coven!
 * If the Twilight Saga was like Glee...
 * Seventeen Magazine
 * Great quotes from Breaking Dawn that barely get any love
 * Underappreciated &amp; Misunderstood Characters and Why You Should Give Them Some Love
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner
 * Reasons Why The Cullens Really Aren't That Cool
 * Gallery:Denali Coven
 * Breaking Dawn movie quotes
 * Michael Wilkinson
 * Twilight reviews
 * New Moon reviews
 * Eclipse reviews
 * Breaking Dawn reviews

Twilight

 * Blood Type
 * Scary Stories
 * Port Angeles
 * Complications
 * Confessions
 * Mind Over Matter
 * The Hunt
 * Hide-And-Seek
 * Epilogue: The Occasion

New Moon

 * Party
 * The End
 * Waking Up
 * Repetition
 * Adrenaline
 * Third Wheel
 * Killer
 * Family
 * Paris
 * The Funeral
 * Epilogue: Treaty

Eclipse

 * Ultimatum
 * Motives
 * Imprint
 * Switzerland
 * Unhappy Ending
 * Legends
 * Time
 * Newborn
 * Declaration
 * Wager
 * Compromise
 * Trails
 * Fire and Ice
 * Monster
 * Epilogue: Choice

Breaking Dawn

 * Gesture
 * Unexpected
 * Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already
 * Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming
 * Some People Just Don't Grasp The Concept Of "Unwelcome"
 * You Know Things Are Bad When You Feel Guilty For Being Rude To Vampires
 * Too-Much-Information Alert
 * What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have.
 * There Are No Words For This.
 * First Hunt
 * Favor
 * Irrisistable
 * Talented
 * Company
 * Declared
 * Vampire Index

Bella Swan makes me feel sad and annoyed... :(
(Not for Bella fans. No offense to those that like her, but I really, really don't.)

Reasoning With Vampires is a great blog on Tumblr. There's a link below too, actually. But here, I'd like to point out that Bella is sad, self-hating, stubbon, selfish, and stupid. So here are some of the pictures (evidence and analysis, really) from Reasoning With Vampires. Twihards, beware. Reasoning With Vampires bashes the Twilight Saga, but it is a very clever and good blog. Dana is so freaking spot-on. (Too small for ya? Click to zoom in and go!)

Bella: Can I just say that we don't have a character problem in this series, and that some of shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?

''Me: That's probably true. How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Bella Swan?''

Jacob, Edward, and all humans (since humans are stupid, worthless slobs [according to Bella]): *raise hands*

"Follow me, don't be such a holy fool!"
Besides the Twilight Wiki, I am also on other sites:
 * fanfiction.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3210121/ (Read and review my writing please!)
 * polyvore.com: http://dee-the-twilighter.polyvore.com/ (Just to let you know, I'm not on Polyvore very much. I don't know how to use it. :P)
 * I am also fairly active on team-twilight.com, and my name there is also TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt.
 * On twilightlexicon.com my name is TeamTaycobHeartsU.
 * I just got a tumblr, and I am That Twilighter Chick: http://thattwilighterchick.tumblr.com/

Why I Want To Give Jacob Black A Hug
Jacob has it sooo bad in the Twilight Saga. It's not fair. These are the reasons why I feel so sorry for him and why I would comfort him with all I had if he were my friend.
 * 1) Bella used him in Twilight for information on Edward.
 * 2) Jacob was kept at arm's length in New Moon and Eclipse, and then just had his heart ripped right out of him.
 * 3) He was Bella's (and later, Re-name-me's) little bitch in Breaking Dawn.
 * 4) Jake is the chief; NOT Sam.
 * 5) He lost to a sparkly, ugly vampire.
 * 6) He fought the hardest for Bella, but it wasn't enough.
 * 7) Jacob hugs are the best! :D
 * 8) He had to deal with the Cullens.
 * 9) He spent all that time with Bella on the motorcycles, but Bella only drove hers, like, twice.
 * 10) He stuck around to piece Bella together (and he even saved her life) to have her run off to the Cullens.
 * 11) He was led on because Bella needed a shoulder to angst on.
 * 12) He was beaten up by a newborn and all he got in the end was an, "Umm, see ya later, buddy. I still love ya! But you still love me...right?!?"
 * 13) He had all the potential to be totally awesomesauce and the most kick-ass guy ever (if he got over Bella)...but then he imprinted on Re-name-me. *facepalm*

Jacob Black
Well, Jacob is my favorite member of the pack, of course. He is the chief. I loved how Jacob told Sam who's boss in Breaking Dawn. Jake really became a man in Breaking Dawn as well, when it came to the pack. Before then, all there really was before with Jake was, "Bella this, Bella that", but what about the pack? Jacob needed to tell Sam off. Jacob and I are both natural-born leaders.

Sam Uley
I like Sam's deep voice (lol), and the fact that he wants to protect the tribe and all, but why are he and Jacob barely ever on the same side? I think the wolf pack works best as a team, and I have always wished so dearly that Sam and Jacob could be okay again (like in New Moon), but I guess that won't happen. Two separate packs are just meant to be, since there is no way in hell that Sam, Paul, Jared, etc. would defend the Cullens.

Leah Clearwater
Leah is a strong female who doesn't need permission, and in a way, I am glad that Jacob broke off from the pack in Breaking Dawn. Leah needed to get away. It was way better for her, probably like an inhale, exhale moment. She needed a breath of fresh air, and I'm glad she got that. Being the ex-girlfriend that doesn't go away must really suck. I absolutely love Leah, and I am glad she is the Beta in Jacob's pack. She deserves more praise, and she didn't get it in Sam's pack. The boys felt uncomfortable around her anyway, which is sad. Honestly, in Breaking Dawn, I totally shipped Blackwater. But then again, Leah probably has an entire life just waiting for her outside of La Push. I wish she would fall in love - not imprint - with someone outside of the reservation. She has something and someone waiting out there, I just know it. Leah just needs to go find it. (Follow that unicorn on that road to love, Lee-Lee!)

Paul Lahote
One word to describe Paul? Legend. Paul is the bad-boy of the wolf pack, and one of my favorite characters. He antagonizes people, he gets punched in the face, he's a freeloader...We were made for each other! (LOL, just kidding.) Besides being totally hot, Paul is simply amazing. I am so glad he got more lines in Breaking Dawn. So. Glad. I've already said it, but I'll say it again: Paul is a legend.

Jared Cameron
If there was anyone in the wolf pack (besides Jacob) that I was totally infatuated with without reading about them first, it's Jared. I have always remembered Jared as "that cute werewolf boy with dimples". Also, Jared is so funny! I loved him in New Moon (with the muffins) and Eclipse (with the chicken wings). He is so kind-hearted. And Bronson Pelletier (sp?) is ah-dorable! The only thing I didn't like about Jared was something he said to Jacob in Breaking Dawn: "You chose to be a parasite, remember?!" I didn't like the way he said that at all, but it was 100% true. I was like, ''Who are you gonna care for and defend, Jake? Your tribe, or some bitch that tore your heart out and stepped on it?''

Embry Call
The Quileute tribe has more drama than anyone can imagine. For one thing, there's the Sam-Emily-Leah love triangle, and then there's Embry: Embry doesn't know who his father is. No one (except maybe his mother) does. This, I find way more interesting than anything that happens with the Cullens. I personally think his father is Sam's father, Joshua Uley. He wasn't a loyal father, was he? He walked out. I really, really don't think it's Billy. Why would good, kind Billy cheat on his wife? I wonder how Embry feels about all of this. The pack thinks about this all the time, after all.

Quil Ateara
I. Love. Quil. So. Much. He is the epitome of awesomeness. I loved him in New Moon. However, he was barely in Breaking Dawn, and his imprinting on Claire wasn't explained. Anyone who hasn't read the books can say that Quil is a creeper for hanging out with a (totally adorable) little girl, but whatever. The true Twihards know. And, guys, it isn't pedophilia at all; he doesn't want to f**k Claire's brains out; he is (currently) like her brother. Get over it. Anyways, yeah. Team Quil!

Seth Clearwater
Anyone who hates Seth is downright HEARTLESS. He a fricking ray of sunshine, and he's even cute when he isn't happy. I love how he looks up to Jacob, but you'd think it'd make Jake a little happier, huh? Seth has one of the kindest souls ever, and yeah, he can be annoying, but he only means well. Seth is so adorable, I just want to take him away and put him in my pocket or something.

Collin Littlesea & Brady Fuller
Is it sad that I am obsessed with Brady's hair? Probably, but I couldn't care less. I have been waiting for these two since the New Moon movie! They didn't have any lines in Breaking Dawn, but I guess it made sense, since they didn't say anything in the book. Though in the movie, a, "Hey, Collin! Hey Brady!" from someone would have been nice. But no. Nothing. I personally like Brady more, but I have a soft spot for Collin because he thinks Leah is the most beautiful woman in the world. Adorable.

GIFs (that I hope move)
My gifs never move. It's weird. Here's a collection of them.

UPDATE: 'Apparently, my gifs do move! Yay! *renames section*'''

Wait, what the heck? They don't move until you click on it! *angst*

"Seenta Claus, get DOWN! Seenta Claus, get down! Get down my chimney -- OWW! Yah!" (My Christmas List)

 * The last two Twilight movies to be released early.
 * A date (or ten-thousand) with Taylor Lautner.
 * A "classy" dinner date with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
 * An epickrazyawesome date with Lady Gaga and Jo Calderone. (Yes, I believe they are two seperate people.)
 * Jacob Black's love. Bella didn't want it, so Jacob should give to someone who actually does want it, like me. :)
 * World domination. *bats eyelashes innocently*

Wiki Quiz (that I took from Lavenda's user page. *bats eyelashes innocently*)

 * Who's your favorite Twilight character?: Jacob. DUH.
 * What team are you on?: Denali, Jacob, wolf pack...I can't pick just one!!
 * What's your favorite Twilight movie?: Still New Moon, always gonna be New Moon.
 * Second favorite Twilight movie?: Breaking Dawn - Part 1.
 * Least favorite character: Bella and Edward. Oh, and their kid too.
 * Another team you are on right now: Team Awesomesauce.
 * Your favorite Cullen: Emmett.
 * Do you like your username?: Mmm-hmm.
 * What are you doing right now?: Listening to "Roman In Moscow" for the millionth time.
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When someone messes with my user page, when someone messes with my friends, or when someone sounds like a complete idiot. I'm just like, "STFU already."
 * Users you love: Check out my list of users that I admire for the complete list.
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki: "Ohmahgoodnesss", "Ahaha", "LOL", etc.

Weekly Schedule
Sunday: Shufflin'.

Monday: Shufflin'.

Tuesday: Shufflin'.

Wednesday: Shufflin'.

Thursday: Shufflin'.

Friday: Shufflin' with Rebecca Black.

Saturday: (You guessed it.) Shufflin'.

Edward? A Gentleman? PLEASE.
Many people think Edward is just oh so perfect. Whatevs. Here's my case on Ed the Abusive Boyfriend.

Why Edward is abusive

 * He has controlling behavior (drags Bella to his car, insults her, doesn't allow her to make her own decisions, forces her to go to prom, restrains her from visiting friends, etc.)
 * He has stalking tendencies (watches Bella sleep, stalks her to Port Angeles, etc.)
 * He's obsessive (that isn't love that's going on; that's obsession, he resorts to using his own sister to obsess over Bella, he bribes his sister to kidnap Bella so Bella couldn't see Jacob, etc.)
 * He's mentally unstable (he planned on killing twenty people in like 2 seconds just for Bella's blood, he's constantly mood-swinging, he thinks he cannot live in a world without Bella which he already has, he BROKE A TV because others wanted her to be a vampire *cough*Childish*coughcough*, etc.)Critical-analysis-of-twilight_21294_1.jpg

The Domestic Violence Guide
Eddiekins qualifies for 7 out of 11.
 * 1) constantly criticize you and your abilities as a spouse, partner, parent or employee?
 * 2) behave in an over-protective manner or become extremely jealous? (Eclipse, dude.)
 * 3) threaten to hurt you, your children, pets, family members, friends or himself? (All the time.)
 * 4) prevent you from seeing family or friends? (Check and check.)
 * 5) get suddenly angry or "lose his temper"? (Obviously.)
 * 6) destroy personal property or throw things around? (Scroll up and maybe you'll find the words "BROKE A TV".)
 * 7) deny you access to family assets like bank accounts, credit cards, or the car, or control all finances and force you to account for what you spend?
 * 8) use intimidation or manipulation to control you or your children? Hit, punch, slap, kick, shove, choke or bite you? (Well, lemme think...YES.)
 * 9) prevent you from going where you want to, when you want to, and with whomever you want to? (Eclipse....)
 * 10) makes you have sex when you don't want to or do things sexually that you don't want to?
 * 11) humiliate or embarrass you in front of other people?

So Edward and Bella are in an abusive relationship. But it is glossed over with "romance"...okay then.

Books vs. Movies
As we all know, the Twilight Saga was originally a book series that later had a movie franchise. So let me compare.

I like the movies more. There. I said it. The movies are easier to deal with than the books.

Bella drones on and on and on (and most times it's unintentionally comical and/or ridiculous) and the books could have been way shorter. We get it. Edward's "gorgeous". Mentioning that every two paragraphs gets old quickly. Yeah, I know that she's "in love", but we've gotta move on.

And Bella is so miserable. Edward wasn't at school and there were like 2 pages of her whining, whining, and whining. Like, shut up already, Bella! And even when Edward is there, Bella continues to be the pessimistic waste of a character that she is. But in the movies, we barely get any of all that mopiness, which is good. The story needs to move.

The movies are way easier on the head and sanity. Yet, there are problems with the movies too. Sometimes, some of my favorite things are left out. Because of Melissa Rosenburg (or Catherine Hardwicke or Wyck Godfrey, whatever), Bella got lazy and she and Charlie started eating out all the time. Like, WTH? Couldn't at least that have been kept in. Catherine Hardwicke had fudged the movie up enough. At least keep some elements of the book in.

Of course, I don't like the movies to be just like the books, because what would be the point of seeing the movies then? Changes have to be made. I like good changes and good surprises. Think about it. What if the Eclipse movie was just like the book? All of the newborn vampire scenes would be replaced with stupid Bella and Edward scenes that has dialog that is something along the lines of "I love you." "No, I love you more." "But I love you more." Annoying, huh?

Another bad thing with the movies is that the writing can really suck sometimes. You'd think it would be a lot better than the dialog of the book, but it isn't much better. The movies could improve on that, but I think it is a little too late.

Pros of the books

 * Bella cooks.
 * You can imagine the characters as you want them to be.
 * Details, details, details...(:P)

Cons of the books

 * Unintentionally ridiculous moments.
 * Comma abuse.
 * Dash abuse.
 * Too much detail.
 * Very slow in plot.
 * Blahblahblah...Short moment of importance...blahblahblah.
 * Bella sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Edward sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Some things are so fluffy it's ridiculous, or it's so pessimistic I'm feeling bummed out myself.

Pros of the movies

 * The story has some movement.
 * Eye-candy.
 * Not in Bella's head, which is very good.
 * Can be funny at times.
 * Good music...well, in the second and third movies. (I still hold a small grudge against Carter Burwell.)
 * More action. Some people like more action, some don't. I, personally, do.
 * The miscellaneous aspects of the story are thrown out.
 * Not too many details that slow down the story.

Cons of the movies
Both the books and the movies have pros and cons, but I have to say I prefer the movies. They're a lot better than the books.
 * Misses out on some of my favorite parts.
 * Sometimes I don't like the music. (I'm looking at you, Carter.)
 * Cheesy dialog. (Dialogue?!)
 * The acting could be better. (I love you, Taylor, but I'm speaking the truth. You could use some improvement on the serious scenes.)
 * The Cullens were looking like a hot mess by Eclipse.
 * Awkward dialog too. (Easy targets for a TWSS.)

Other books I've read
The Clique series: I read these books a while ago, and I have to say that the first five and the last six or so are my favorites. These girls are ridiculous, but I couldn't put the books down. Their unforgettable catchphrases made reading this series a blast. Massie is...difficult. But Dylan is my favorite. She is fabulous.

Speak: I. Recommend. This. Book. To. Everyone. Speak is probably my favorite book ever. Laurie Halse Anderson is a very talented author. Speak had me crying and laughing. Melinda Sordino is great. Laurie Halse Anderson has some other good books too. Wintergirls and Chains are good reads.

Airhead: I have been a fan of Meg Cabot's books for a long time. I didn't really like the Princess Diaries books, but Airhead is awesome. Brain transplants, ftw.

Jinx: Another one of Meg's books. I've read this book so many times, and it never gets old. Tori is so evil....

All These Things I've Done: I've recently read this futuristic novel by Gabrielle Zevin, and I am in absolute love with it. Chocolate is illegal, coffee is contraband, cell phones cannot be given to minors...And Anya Balanchine is a mob daughter in the chocolate business. Very interesting read. READ IT!

Unwind: Another futuristic novel. Let's say your parents were pissed off at you, or your parents didn't want you even while you were still in the womb, or you were born to be given up to God, etc. Between the ages of 13 and 18, you can be unwound. Unwinding is to remove the child's organs so the organs can be transplanted into different donors, so the kid isn't technically dead. You need a leg? A heart? A cerebellum? You can get that. In this universe, there are more surgeons than doctors, and that is all I'm going to say now. Unwind by Neil Shusterman is one of the best books I have ever read. Read it. You will not regret it.

A wiki quiz (thank you, DenaliLover!)
'''Tea or Coffee? '''Tea. Coffee's so bitter. Ick.

'''Chocolate or Vanilla? '(Like that crazy fish from Spongebob'') CHOCOLATE!!!

A or B? B. A is so overrated.

'''Winter or Summer? '''Summer.

'''Twilight or HP? 'Um, Twilight''.

Beyonce or Lady Gaga? Both!! I grew up on Bey but I adore Gaga.

'''Seddie or Creddie? '''Neither. I don't even watch iCarly anymore.

'''Robsten or Taysten? '''TAYSTEN. End of story, baby-cakes.

'''iCarly or Victorious? 'Victorious'', for sure. I LOVE Victorious.

'''Team Jacob or Team Edward? '''Take a big guess!

'''Cullens or Denalis? '''DENALIS. END OF STORY.

'''Kristen Stewart or Ashley Greene? '''They both seem nice, so both, as long as I get to meet Taylor. ;)

'''Jasper or Embry? '''Embry!

'''Cats or Dogs? '''Dogs!

'''Sweet or Sour? '''SWEET. Gimme Skittles. The purple ones.

'''Internet or TV? '''I can watch TV shows on the Internet, right? So, yeah. The Internet.

'''Pink or Blue? '''Pink, of course.

'''Alice or Bella? '''I don't even like Alice, but anyone's better than Bella, so...Alice.

'''London or Paris? '''Both.

'''Hot or Cold? '''My men: HOT. My ice cream: cold.

Rasberries or Blackberries? Strawberries!!

Blonde or Brunette? My men: brunet.

Another wiki quiz (from DenaliLover)

 * Who's your favourite Twilight character: JACOB.
 * What Team are you on?: Jacob, Taylor, Quileute, Denali, etc...
 * What's your favourite Twilight movie?: New Moon.
 * Second favourite Twilight movie?: Breaking Dawn - Part 1.
 * Least favourite character: Bella, Edward, and their daughter.
 * Another Team you are on right now: Team Jacob!
 * Your favourite Cullen: Emmett.
 * Do you like your user's name?: Umm, yes. Okay, I think I've taken this quiz before.
 * What are you doing right now?: Answering these questions. Duh.
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When stupid people come around, to keep it plain and simple.
 * Users you "love"?: My friends of course!
 * Users you "like": I don't know. People who aren't close friends, but are nice.
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki?: I dunno.
 * Who's your favourite from the Wolf-Pack except Jacob Black? Paul or Jared.
 * Things you think a person who's on Team Jacob should say: Awesome stuff. They're on Team Jacob. Duh.
 * What's your favourite Twilight couple?: Bella and Jacob, and then Kate and Garrett.
 * Favourite actor?: TAYLOR. DANIEL. LAUTNER.
 * Favourite actress?: My girl Stewie (Kristen Stewart :P), Naya Riviera, etc.
 * Movies you like except the Twilight ones?: Bring It On, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Help, etc.

OMG, LEAKS!
If you thought I would be posting leaked Breaking Dawn stuff, you were wrong. Why would I want to ruin it for others?

I admit it. I saw the leaks. I saw many leaks. But it's not like I wanted to. I was on YouTube one day, watching Twilight videos, when a Breaking Dawn thing came up. I clicked and BAM! Leaked stuff. I also happened to find photos and a video (WORST 25 SECONDS OF MY LIFE) and whatnot on a few websites. There are just some things you cannot un-see, no matter how hard you try.

The initial leak happened back in late-March 2011 / early-April 2011. And of course, I missed it. I didn't find out until days later, when Summit had already taken action and got that stuff off the 'net IMMEDIATELY, that there had been a huge leak. I was like, "Whaaa?" Then, months later, I remembered what I was doing March 31st and April 1st: nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was sitting at home the afternoon of April 1st, watching TV. How could I miss all of that??? I was angry with myself for not seeing them. Now I am sort of angry with myself for seeing them.

Well, now, there are still some leaked stuff around (take some more action, Summit, and give us another trailer while you're at it!), so I suggest you do not see them. I mean, if you like to read the end of the story as soon as you get the book, go for it, but I'm not sending any links or anything. Do I look (or sound, perhaps) like I want Summit tracking me down? Umm, NO. But I will give you my reactions to the leaked footage.

My reaction, Spongebob style:

Running around the house in fear and excitement...I fell down and hurt my leg....



...and then I actually viewed the material...



...and then I was crying and screaming.



Let's put it all together now...

thumb|378px|left|...I don't react so well with Breaking Dawn leaks.

Edward vs. Jacob (Correction: Jacob vs. Edward, 'cause Edward sucks)
Yeah...so there's the Team Jacob vs. Team Edward thing. Personally, I am OVER the entire debate. It's so stupid! But if I had to pick between Edward and Jacob, well...you don't see me obsessing over Edward on this wiki, now do you? Edward can keep Bella (keep Jacob of misery!), but I really would prefer Bella to not have either guy. As Taylor Lautner's character Marianna would say, Bella is in fact a whiny do-nothing that doesn't deserve either one of them. Now, let's move on.

UPDATE: I ship Jella. As much as I hate Bella and what she did to Jacob, you cannot deny that Bella and Jacob were made for each other.



Taylor Lautner...*romantic sigh*
As you may know, I am OBSESSED with the lovely Taylor Lautner. I am a Taylover, babe. He's funny, sweet, devastingly fine, adorable, nice, dedicated, and he has such a great heart. Anyone who is his friend is insanely lucky and should hold onto him. I hope I can meet him someday. He seems amazing. And did I mention that he is fine? So without further ado, here is a tribute to one of my favorite men.

Taylor, if you're reading this, I would like to say that if i could sing, I would serenade you every night with "Love You Like A Love Song" by Selena Gomez & The Scene. I love you like a love song, Taylor. Taylor is beautiful both inside and out, and I will support him through everything he does. <3 <3 <3

(By the way, Taylor, it's not just the characters that we are obsessed with. It's you too. <3)

<3 A huge fan of you and your work

Bella
And that's about it.
 * We both are klutzy.
 * We both don't like snow.
 * We both received pepper spray from a parent.

Edward
Edward and I relate a lot, believe it or not. Ha-ha, I just made a rhyme. I should do it all the time. Okay... It really sucks how Edward and I are so much alike, yet I hate his guts and would punch him in the face any day. Too bad I love Jacob. Sucks for you, Edward!
 * We are both intense.
 * We are both sort of shy, like in school and stuff.
 * We're both musical.
 * We both pay lots of attention to our appearances.
 * We both look weird in pictures.
 * We both like shiny cars.
 * We are both divas.

Jacob
See? Maybe Jake and I were meant for each other.
 * We both like fast vehicles.
 * We both have funny friends.
 * We both are natural-born leaders.
 * We both wear black t-shirts and jeans. (Seriously.)
 * We both are good friends.
 * We both are funny.
 * We both will fight for the ones we love.
 * We both are really (almost too) forgiving.

Rosalie
Earlier today I asked a couple of people which Twilight Saga character am I most like. They both answered Rosalie. Let's compare. Looks like I've found my match! Rose and I would probably be friends in real-life anyway...as long as she isn't very materialistic.
 * We both love funny guys.
 * We both get revenge.
 * We both are intense and maybe a little mean, but we can be nice.
 * We both are sass-masters.
 * We both don't like our brother's choices but we deal with them anyway.
 * We both stick to what we believe in.
 * We are both divas.
 * We both love fabulous stilettos.

Alice
Let's see how well I relate to Alice Cullen.
 * We both love fashion.
 * We are both divas.
 * We are both forceful when we have to be.
 * We both love to throw a good party.
 * We are both depended on a lot.
 * We're both fabulous perfectionists.

Bella & Edward's Relationship: The Metaphor Remix
Here's my opinion on romantic relationships:

He/she should be the icing - not the cake. I know some people don't like to have their cake without icing, but when it comes down to it, I'd rather eat the cake sans icing rather than starve.

With Bella and Edward (Bedward, tee-hee), they are each others' cake, rather than the icing. This is...weird. (And don't give me the "But they're in love!" stuff)

My point is: life should not be the icing as a boyfriend/girlfriend is the cake, in my opinion as well as many others' opinions. Okay?

My Signature
In case you were wondering, here is my signature:

 TeamTaycob  19:57, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Green Fairy made it, and I loooove it. It's funky, purple, and awesome.

I also tend to sign off (in blogs) with, "With Twilightish love, TeamTaycob".

So...yeah.

"Get your hot rods ready to rumble! 'Cause we're gonna fall in love tonight!" (Breaking Dawn updates and whatnot)
August 30, 2011: Are you excited for Breaking Dawn Part 1? I certainly am! I think I am going to have "Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)" by Lady Gaga stuck in my head for the next 79 days. Recently, Summit released a new movie still. My reaction:

''Enough with the photos, Summit! I want a new trailer! Amuse me, Summit. Tell me how I'm supposed to imagine a new trailer with all these trivial little stills from scenes that no one cares about. So Bella and Edward are playing chess. Oooh. How important. I like these stills a lot and everything, but if you really cared about your fans and knew what your fans want, you would give us a new trailer already! Time's a-tickin', there are less than three months left, and we're not getting any younger. Mkay??''

Yeah.

September 1, 2011: We have now moved into September (77 days left!), and Summit hasn't even given us a new trailer. I swear, Summit Ent. hates us.

September 2, 2011: Twilight hair styling tools have been released. Lamest. Thing. EVER. If I want to look totally Bella-licious, I will get some instructions and use my own tools, okay? By the way, Taylor Lautner is on the October 2011 cover of Seventeen! When will my copy come in???

September 3, 2011: I think it is official. Summit hates me. I think this is my payback for viewing the leaks. I view the leaks, they don't release a new trailer. This sucks more than Edward sucks...sort of.

September 4, 2011: 75 days left! And by the way, today is the birthday of my fanfiction Edward Cullen. He sucks, but I've gotta remember that today is his birthday. (Please, no one kill me for changing Eddy dearest's birthday). In the timeline of my Twilight Saga fanfic, he would be 19 years old today. Today is also another of my characters' birthdays. I used to write this series that had like 3 different spin-offs, and the protagonist from the original series' birthday is today. She may have been a total Mary-Sue and completely gone because her series is over, but I've just gotta celebrate her birthday too. She also happens to be turning 19 years old today (class of 2010 and born in '92, whoop whoop!). Happy birthday, Stace. And trust me, your Prince Charming will come some day. ;)

September 5, 2011:  Happy Labor Day! Speaking of labor, Bella should be going into labor in six days, bookwise. There are 73 days left until we can actually see Bella in labor, however, and Summit still hasn't released a new trailer because Summit hates me, and they may hate you too. They could create, like, five different trailers. I don't know what they're waiting for. It's been exactly three months since the teaser trailer was released, and there are two months and thirteen days left until the movie will be out. Time's a-tickin', Summit! What am I supposed to do with a trailer that's not even two minutes long and a bunch of movie stills? Use my imagination? Been there, done that, still isn't good enough. Come on, Summit! Ya know you wanna!

September 6, 2011: A new movie still has been released! Bella looks like she gave Edward a purple nurple. XD But I love the still. It's nice. They are actually smiling. There are 72 days left until the release of Breaking Dawn Part 1, and there still isn't a new trailer. Like, WTH, Summit?! By the way, Bella's birthday will be in a week. Like I'd actually give her a genuine "Happy birthday". According to where we left on in the books, Bella would be turning 24 years old, but of course, she's be frozen at age 19, since she's a vampire. Gosh, time passes so fast...but I wasn't even reading the Twilight Saga in 2005. (I didn't start reading the books until 2009.) Remember when she turned 18 back in '05 and Ed broke up with her? Now it's 2011 and she's almost TWENTY-FOUR. That makes her seem so old....

September 7, 2011: I am super tired, so I plan on making this short. If it's not so short, tough nubs. There are 71 days left, and a new teaser photo from BD-1 has been released! It's nothing much. Just a pic of Bella's engagement ring. But I still love it. Also, the BD-1 soundtrack is available for pre-order on amazon.com. I will sooo be getting that. Sadly, the track list hasn't been revealed yet. So, uh, yeah.

September 8, 2011: OH MY GOD. Is it my birthday? Is it Christmas? No. It is the day when NEW POSTERS FROM BD-1 ARE REVEALED. One is of Bella and Edward (they look a little weird, but whatever; that's just the status-quo for them), and the other is of Jacob and the wolves.

Yeah.

They're pretty good posters.

AND (to add to my existing heart attack), a NEW TRAILER will be released on SEPTEMBER 13, Bella's birthday. So that's why they've been waiting so long, I guess. Might as well throw a chuckle in and release it on a character's birthday.

I think I have just died and gone to heaven.

Best not-birthday/fake-Christmas/70-days-left-mark EVER.

September 9, 2011: Correction: TODAY is the best not-birthday/fake-Christmas EVER. Today, a new still (from BD-1...duh) was released, and so was a 15 second preview for the new trailer coming out this Tuesday!!!! I just screamed like a billion times. OH MY GOD. I can't even explain it. Watch it yourself!

thumb||Bella doesn't look too hot when she's preggo...Perfect! But Carlisle and Edward both look horrible. Yet there is always next...franchise. :P

But seriously. Bella looks so bad it's good.

September 14, 2011: It's been a long time since I've updated these BD-1 news, and A LOT has happened. Yesterday, the new trailer premiered! IT. IS. AMAZING. It starts out all cute and stuff. Makes you think, "Aww, a wedding movie!" But it's not. At around 1:10, that's just when things get crazy. And before that, BELLA CRIED. Bella. Never. Cries. This is the most emotion she has shown...EVER. Anyways, after we pass that bridge between cuteness and insanity (yes, there were feathers), again, it's just crazy. Jacob's crying, Edward's yelling, Sam is stalking the pack and the Cullens...GREAT! And OMG, the Denalis. They were in the beginning, but I have to still talk about them. They were great. Back to the craziness, there are wolves and vampires and babies - OH MY! And then the ending...OH MY GOD. I can't even describe it. It. Was. INTENSE. This has been the most intense Twilight Saga trailer to date...I am scared, yet so, sooo, SOOO excited. Check it out!

September 18, 2011: We've got two months left, you guys. We can do this, we can do this....

September 21, 2011: It's official, you guys (or whoever is reading this, which must be nobody). T-BD-1 is PG-13. The MPAA finally gave us the obvious rating for our beloved movie coming out in 57 days. Breaking Dawn: Part 1 is rated PG-13 for disturbing images, violence, sexuality/partial nudity and some thematic elements.

Well. That was a bit obvious. But let me give my input on some things. Disturbing images: YES. I wonder how disturbing though, since a Twilight Saga movie hasn't earned this one yet in its rating. Violence: Duh. Have you seen the trailers? Sexuality/partial nudity: (tee-hee) Yeah. Remember that the others didn't get the big sexuality one since no one actually had sex in the previous movies. All the steamy kisses get "sensuality". About the partial nudity: If someone flashes their bare butt I will be GONE...or at least just covering my eyes. I do not need to see anybody's bare butt in this movie. Thematic elements: It took me a while to understand this. It turns out, thematic elements are the big, deep things that might not be suitable for children, like death, child abuse, abortion, disabilities, etc. Let's see if Breaking Dawn fits any of these. Abortion and pregnancy: YES. Death: YES. This movie is totally thematic.

The other Twilight Saga movies never got disturbing images, sexuality/partial nudity, or thematic elements, so this one will be very different from the others.

Disturbance and nakedness and thematic elements - OH MY!

This movie shall be...interesting.

October 13, 2011: Believe it or not, guys, but we have only about a month left. Where did all that time go? The first updat for this section was more than forty days ago. Crazy, huh? Well, yesterday, we got some new Breaking Dawn TV spots, and one included NEW SCENES. That TV spot was short and all, but it was still good. I was LOL at Edward at the end of it. "Well, what's a wedding without some drama?" (I read once that someone said their "panties flew off" at that line, and now I'm officially convinced. Some Team Edward fans are crazy. I have never in my life said that Jacob [or Taylor] had made my panties fly off. I mean, come on. I'm a teenager but I'm not that hormonal [and that was probably a grown woman who said that]. Movie lines do not make me wet . Like, day-um. But whatever, makes you happy, I guess. I just could never be so turned on my a movie line and/or the way the character says that line.) The TV spots were pretty good.

October 16, 2011: Yesterday, a Volvo ad for Breaking Dawn Part 1 came out, and it was ugly. I'm going to say it right now. That was one of the fugliest things I have ever seen. But on the bright side, there is one month and two days left until Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out, and 13 months until Breaking Dawn Part 2 comes out. This is going to be a maaaah-velous last month and two days for me. I'm stressed and only running on fanfiction and excitement, but I'm still fueled for the movie. Let's do this thang!

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It's moments like these when I feel like I am being greatly rewarded for doing absolutely nothing...
Oh my gosh, what did I do? Nothing. That's it. I am rewarded with great friends, new BD-1 stuff, and more for doing absolutely nothing.

I didn't really realize until yesterday that people on here actually care about me a lot. I wasn't in the chat yesterday, and I was given messages that showed concern for me. Don't worry, guys, I'm okay. But thanks.

And now, there is new Breaking Dawn stuff. Now, I know Summit didn't premiere all this stuff just for me, but still. What did I do to deserve this stuff? I know I am not particularly nice, so what happened? If this can't be explained, well, just keep the good stuff comin'!

JELLA, baby!
Bella ruins everything, but I have to admit that Bella and Jacob are so much better than Bella and Edward. Bedward's such a weird couple name...Just saying. But really. Bella and Jacob were made for each other. That's true love right there, not whatever weird obsession that Bella and Edward have.

UPDATE: I have been torn between Jella and Blackwater for a very long time, so I have finally decided that I am on Team Blackwater/Bella-can-go-die-alone in Breaking Dawn, but Jella everywhere else. Now what?

Songs that describe Jella
==
 * "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga - the entire song
 * "Speechless" by Lady Gaga - most of the song
 * "Rehab" by Rihanna - "You were like my lover and my best friend all wrapped into one with a ribbon on it"
 * "Valerie" by Amy Winehouse - most of the song
 * "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars - the entire song
 * "Countdown" by Beyonce - "Damn, I think I love that boy, do anything for that boy."
 * "Breathe Me" by Sia - the entire song (amazing).
 * "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna - Just kidding, just kidding. That would be so nasty. xD



Fanfiction
To calm down my obsession with my own work (horrible, I know, but meh) I have an account on fanfiction.net. There is a link to it at a previous section of my jungle of a user page "'Follow me, don't be such a holy fool!'", but my pen-name is MusicTwilightLove. I have started my Twilight Saga fanfic, Destructive Desire. (WARNING: Some/most material may not be suitable for children or those who cannot handle a lot.) I really like it when other users on here post their fanfiction. Scarly's is phenomenal (Team Cody!), and LavendaBrunette's was brilliant! I also LOVE it when Twilight Saga actors read fanfiction. It's awesomesauce!

Copy & Paste These!
Here's an interesting thing I found on Teamemmet's user page. Apparently, she edited it a little to fit the things she loves, so I am going to do the same.

Awesome One
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

'If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.'

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 

'If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.'

'If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste'

'If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle'

'If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (hopefully everyone (excluding Edward/ all vamps) copies this one!)'

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

'If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.'

'If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.'

'If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.'

'If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.'

'If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you believe there is a Jacob Black out there for you copy and paste this onto your profile'

'Come over to the good side, we have Black and chocolate!'

'If you are seriously in love with Seth Clearwater and/or Boo Boo Stewart, copy this into your profile'

'If your so obsessed with Twilight it isn’t even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.'

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

''IF YOU LOVE EMMETT CULLEN... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE SETH CLEARWATER... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

If you truly believe that there is an Seth Clearwater out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Seth...) copy/paste this into your profile.

''If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.''

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

''If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to...''

Pick 11 Twilight Characters at random...

1. Jared

2. Bella

3. Jacob

''4. Edward

5. Embry

6. Alice

7. Esme

8. Tanya

9. Stefan

10. Kate

11. Leah

''1.Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ''

''HECK NO. NOT. HOT. AT. ALL. I'D RATHER RIP UP ONE OF MY OWN TWILIGHT POSTERS THAT THINK OF HIM AS HOT.''

2.What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

'If Leah got Tanya pregnant...I would be so freaked. Like, REALLY.

3.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

''Bella and Alice? Yeah, sure. Bella has a girl-crush on Alice anyway.''

4.Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

''Embry/Stefan = umm....'

Embry/Kate = WOOT!

''5.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? ''

'Esme walking in on Bella and Jared....Umm....That's really awkward.''

6.What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

''For Edward to go out with Jared, I'd make Bella blackmail Edward. She's show the world Edward's "special stuff" if he didn't go out with Jared.''

' '

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Hey, lookie, I found another one! Copy and paste this to your user page but use your own answers.

Twilight Questionnaire
 Twilight 

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon

How long did it take you to read the books?

I can't lie...a few months.

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Bella and Edward die.

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob Black, but I also have others, like the Denalis.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Um...Rosalie, the Denali coven, Emmett, Felix, and others....

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Well, Jacob. Duh. Then Paul. He's a legend. ;)

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I'll fight for you...until your heart stops beating." - My Jakey-poo

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When they became officially engaged.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When they were in Bella's truck after Jacob saved her from drowning. "You don't need me to tell you this, but you're not gonna lose yourself" (or something like that) just gets me. That scene in the movie has SLAYED MY LIFE.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Umm...when Alice was being creepily forceful and prepared Bella for her wedding...?

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley, or in Breaking Dawn - Part 1 when the Cullens were getting their asses whooped.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Bree Tanner, baby.

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Of course!

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon.

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?

Eclipse.

Are you excited about Midnight Sun?

Not really. I mean, I don't care about Edward's disgusting thoughts so it doesn't matter.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jacob. He and Bella belong together.

Bella or Edward?

That's like deciding between a bucket of dog poo or a bucket of dog puke; both are bad and disgusting. So I pick: neither.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob!!

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob!!!!

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie!

Jasper or Alice?

I don't know. Both?

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme?

That's like deciding between apples and oranges; both are great. So I pick: both.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob?

I love both of them so dearly, but you don't hear me fangirling over Emmett half as much as I do over Jacob. So, JACOB.

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie!

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie.

Charlie or Billy?

Both. They're BFFs!

Jacob or Sam?

Jakey-poo, since he's the REAL Alpha. No offense to Sam, though.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Werewolves or Vampires?

I'd rather kick it wolf-style.

Ooh, another one! I love this one.

Good Friend vs. Best Friend
'''A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...'''

'''A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"'''

'''A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."'''

'''A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"'''

'''A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.'''

'''A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.'''

'''A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, girl, run!"'''

'''A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.'''

'''A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"'''

'''A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.'''

'''A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!'''

'''A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.'''

'''A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."'''

'''A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...'''

'''A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.'''

A good friend w'''ould knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"'''

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

'''A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.'''

This one is great.

Love Your Mommy; She Taught You Things
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And another!

General, Odd Questionnaire
'''What's your name? '''Don't feel like telling, but you can call me Dee.

'''Gender? '''Female, since the last time I've checked.

Age? Let's keep that a secret...I act older than I really am.

'''Height? '''About 5 feet and 8 inches of pure awesomeness.

'''Weight? '''No comment.

'''Hair color? '''Dark brown.

'''Eye color? '''Dark brown.

What are you doing right now? Typing, sitting in my messy room that I am supposed to cleaning, etc.

'''Who's next to you right now? '''A billion celebrities (in pictures and posters). Also, my new autographed photo of Taylor Lautner.

Do you have an imaginary friend? I don't think so.

'''Do you want an imaginary friend? '''Nope.

'''Are you lying to me? '''Of course not!

'''Turn on your TV. What's on?' Kourtney & Kim Take New York''

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner and BooBoo Stewart, to name a couple of them. And this guy at school whose name I don't know.

'''What was the last thing you ate? '''A chicken wing that was way too spicing for my liking at the moment.

'''What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? '''Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? "STOP IT!" (My brother was jumping on my bed.)

'''Do you have a job? '''Not really. I babysit, and I'm fabulous, but that's it.

'''Do you have a car? '''Nope, but I have a bicycle.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? CA. I am sick of this cloudy, cold weather!

Do you believe in magic? Yeah, sure.

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes.

'''More than once? '''Yes.

'''What did you do when you got to the bottom? '''Cried, complained to my mom, and held a grudge on my brother for slipping on his sock. (I was seven, okay?)

'''Zodiac? '''Scorpio.

Astrological sign? Still Scorpio(?)

'''Type your name with your feet. '''I CAN'T!

'''Was that fun? '''No.

'''Run around the house. How do you feel? '''I feel like I don't want to run around the house.

'''Do you own a credit card? '''Nope.

'''Do you like to shop? '''Of course!

What's the last thing you bought? The Twilight Graphic Novel, volumes 1 and 2.

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner. You've asked this already.

Favorite animal? Cheetah. Reow!

'''Favorite fruit? '''Plum

'''Quick! You have to save the world!''' *loads up gun* I'm five steps ahead of ya.

Someone has a knife to your back. Wait! I must see the last two Twilight movies first!!!

'''Do you swear? '''Yeah, a little bit.

What is open on your computer? Three tabs: a cover of "Price Tag" by Jessie J, FanFiction.net, and this wiki.

'''Do you sleep talk? '''I hope not.

'''What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? '''I won't share that. ;)

What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled? Don't judge me, but it was..."taylor lautner's butt".

One more question...who's your crush? I've already answered this question. Taylor Lautner.

I like this one a lot

Girl Side / Guy Side
YOUR GUY SIDE:


 * You love hoodies. (Yep!)


 * You love jeans. (YEAH!)


 * Dogs are better than cats. (Of course.)


 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yes.)


 * You've played with/against boys on a team. (Oh yeah.)


 * Shopping is torture. (Nope.)


 * Sad movies suck. (Sometimes, but not really)


 * You own/ed an X-Box. (YES!)


 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Yes.)


 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No, not really)


 * You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Yes.)


 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No.)


 * You watch sports on TV. (No.)


 * Gory movies are cool. (No.)


 * You go to your dad for advice. (Yes.)


 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No.)


 * You like going to high school football games. (No.)


 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No.)


 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes.)


 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (No, not anymore, really.)


 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Yes.)


 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes.)


 * Sports are fun (No.)


 * Talk with food in your mouth. (No. I find it disgusting. Whatever someone has to say can wait until I can actually hear them.)

TOTAL: 12
 * Sleep with your socks on at night (Not anymore, really.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL: 21
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (All the time!)
 * You love to shop. (Yes!)
 * You wear eyeliner. (No, not really)
 * You wear the color pink (Yes.)
 * Go to your mom for advice. (Of course.)
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. (As an ex-cheerleader, yeah I do!)
 * You hate wearing the color black. (I love wearing black!)
 * You like hanging out at the mall. (Yes.)
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Manis and pedis are my key to eternal happiness.)
 * You like wearing jewelry. (Of course! I cannot live without earrings.)
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No, not really.)
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes.)
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No, I do not like the movie Star Wars. Star Wars fans [like the beautiful Christian Camargo], do not hurt me.)
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? (Yes!)
 * It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Not really.)
 * You smile a lot more than you should. (Yes! *smiles*)
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I've recently counted, and yes.)
 * You care about what you look like. (Who doesn't?)
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. (Yes!)
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yeah!)
 * You love the movies. (I ADORE the movies.)
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. (LOL, yeah.)
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Blind makeovers are the best!)
 * Like being the star of everything. (Not everything, but sort of, so I'll count that as a yes.)

Random One
1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Personal note: I have never and I am proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! P/N: Just call me Weirdo.

3.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. MANY TIMES.

4.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

5.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Too many times to count.

6.If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

7.If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh, yes....

8.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Happens all the time.

9.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yes.

10.If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. P/N: How about both?

11.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile. P/N: '''Oh yeah. Edward (YES, Cullen), and a few boys in my class.'''

12.If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

13.If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile.

14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" P/N: If Edward Cullen were to jump off a skyscraper I would record that, yell, "DO IT! DOOOO IT!", and post that vid on YouTube. NO DOUBT.

15.If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: This has been described as a jungle before, so yeah. *sighs* I haven't even read my whole user page yet, let alone anyone else.'''

16.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Yes....

17.If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: I gotta stop wearing pajama bottoms. They're death traps. Maybe I'll just pull a Bella and sleep in just my underwear...NOT.'''

18.If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

19.If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. A/N: Oh yeah, of course.

20.If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: Eww. Why try to be cool?

21.If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! P/N: There's an entire section for things to copy and paste here, so yeah.

22.If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. '''P/N: Me: *looks at gas thing in science class* "I wonder if this is a liquid...?" Jose: *gives "WTF?!" face*: "It's GAS."'''

23.If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: Of course...what were we talking about?

24.Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. P/N: How many more of these are there going to be?

25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

26.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm one of the awesomest people I know...just kidding.

28.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29.If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. '''P/N: I quote the Twilight Saga ALL THE TIME. But then again..."that's why we're here." :)'''

30.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. '''P/N: Such a bad night. I needed a Twilight book to take my mind off things. Felix flirting with Bella, ftw.'''

31.If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: I shall not say, but we were pretty awesome.

32.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

33.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: As a spelling and grammar freak, this REALLY bothers me.

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35.If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. P/N: Of course.

36.If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope...but I have songs stuck in my head. Does that count?'''

37.If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

38.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

39.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My world is a nice little place to be....

40.If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

41.If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

42.If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

43.Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. P/N: Taht ws aewmoes, bt it sitll bgus me to daeth.

44.If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. P/N: Heck yeah!

45.If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Ahahaha, the true meaning of an *inside* joke.

46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. P/N: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight....

47.If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I LIVE off of reviews.

49.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. P/N: This wiki is like Twitter to me...that counts, right?

50.If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope. Thank Twilight.'''

51.If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. '''P/N: Today I don't feel like doing anything. Also, cheers to the freakin'...Wednesday.'''

52.If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.

53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob '''P/N: Added my name. <3'''

54.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. P/N: That happened, like, twice in the last two hours.

55.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. P/N: Yep.

56.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: *cough*BellaSwan*coughcough*

57.I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.

58.If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My plans include everyone shuffling everyday and being happy...they still haven't gone into action yet.

59.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yeah!

60.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. P/N: All of the above, and perfectly fine with it.

61.If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

62.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Love rain. Snow sucks'''

63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: All technology hates me, so....

64.If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. P/N: Honey, I could burn WATER on a bad day.

65.If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile.

66.If you ever caught your stove on fire copy and paste this to your profile.

67.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

68.If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I am a girl, and I have no problem with the color pink, but the stereotyping is a pain in the neck.

69.If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. '''P/N: If you're still there, I shall send you a batch or two of e-cookies in the future. You rock.'''

70.If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. P/N: Television sets, my computer, sewing pins....

72.If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

73.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. P/N: All the time.

74.If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: That happened like two times and I still remember.

75.If you are so obsessed with Doctor Who that you can't wait to be abducted by an alien copy and paste this to your profile.

76.(^(oo)^) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.

78.Heck, copy and paste this into your profile if you even know what a "googlewhacker" IS.

79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

80.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

82.If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile. P/N: Not really bands, but solo artists...?

83.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Well, it certainly isn't GOOD.

84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nerds keep this world in check. You don't see Paris Hilton or any of the Kardashians doing anything good today, do you?'''

85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. P/N: Sugar. Is. AWESOMESAUCE.

86.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm fine right where I am.

87.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh. *copies and paste* And if they are DUMB too...Someone help them.

88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob.

'''P/N: Added my name. <3 And OMG, The Dawn Is Breaking...I love it.'''

89.If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

90.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: I hope I'm not dead. I wouldn't be able to see all the Twilight movies. I kid, I kid....'''

91.Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. P/N: Rap is good, rock is good, MOVE ON.

92.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. P/N: Oh yeah!

93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... P/N: I was bored enough to Google things to copy and paste to profiles....

94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! '''P/N: Pluto should start its own Solar System and get revenge. Let's see how Uranus likes it NOW....'''

95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

96.If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: My memory sucks.

97.If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. P/N: Nah, I get chicken wings at least once a month, and I am scared of heights.

98.If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I love my computer, but I swear, it is trying to kill me.

100!If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. That means YOU awesome, loser-ish reader. I love ya!

Close Encounters of the Twilightish Kind
So here is a list of all my Twilight cast member encounters:
 * Julia Jones at the Twilight Convention
 * Tinsel Korey at the Twilight Convention
 * Tyson Houseman at the Twilight Convention
 * BooBoo Stewart at the Twilight Convention (He was so close to me!!!!!)
 * I've asked Ashley Greene a bunch of questions online, but I can't seem to find the response video....
 * Taylor Lautner is on Facebook.

Awesome Twilight Websites
Here are some websites I recommend to Twilighters, from my personal list of bookmarks on my computer. Includes fanfiction, fansites, and funnies: And for the critical fans because they should -- no, they BETTER -- be out there since the Twilight Saga world couldn't function properly without 'em:
 * Team-Twilight (Great fansite. It updates news rather quickly.)
 * The Twilight Saga section of Entertainment Weekly (Has some good slideshows. But beware. The hater comments are annoying.)
 * Official movie websites (Trailers, photos, Twitter feed...)
 * Bella's Diary (good fanfiction here!) (Besides the good fanfiction, this is also a Twilight Saga news site.)
 * Twilight Saga section of Fandango (Tickets to Breaking Dawn: Part 1 are on sale NOW!)
 * Twilighters Annonymous (I don't go on this site much, but the possibilities are endless. Games, news, music news, and more!)
 * Twilight Quotes (Trying to find some character quotes? You've reached the right place!)
 * Twilight Saga section of Stick Man Theatre (These are HILARIOUS.)
 * Team Taylor Lautner (A personal fave of mine! :D You will be drooling.)
 * Gay For Taylor Lautner (Bless George's little Taylor-lovin' heart. This blog on Tumblr is AMAZING. It will have you laughing until your sides hurt, drooling until you mess up your computer, and going "Awww!" more than a recorded sitcom. Gay For Taylor Lautner is AWESOME.)
 * Reasoning With Vampires, an amazing blog on Tumblr that is a critical analysis of the Twilight Saga. The blogger isn't a fan at all, but this is good stuff.

Twilight Cakes!!!
The other day in chat, some of us were talking about cakes, and that is what inspired me for this section of my profile.

It looks like you can get pretty much any Twilight character you want on a cake. So...who do you want a mouthful of?

...You have such a dirty mind. Who do you want a mouthful of cake  of? Jeez.

If I Had A Twilight Band....
Sooo, I was thinking, "What if I formed a Twilight band? Would we only play songs related to Twilight?" That thought keeps me occupied sometimes. Here are some possible names for the band, as I have already written over fifty Twilight-related songs. No joke, guys. I did. There are no longer any spots open! LET'S ROCK THIS TWILIGHT SAGA WORLD! Here are the current members and some possible names.

Current Members
Yay! Our band is complete!
 * Me (manager/songwriter) - Leah
 * Pucktana88 (bassist) - JaneTwilightBand.jpg
 * LavendaBrunette (kazoo-player) - Alice
 * Teamemmet (guitarist) - Rosalie
 * Killerzombie97 (drummer) - Kate
 * Teamcullen (keyboardist) - Carmen
 * Quam1992 (lead singer) - Maria

Possible Names

 * Tan Foundation
 * Dawn Is Breaking
 * The Blackwater Project
 * NessieNessieNessie
 * Don't Be A BellaSnow_White,_LOL.jpeg
 * Sparkle and Shine
 * It's Cullen Time
 * TeamTaycob and the Twihards
 * Take A Spin On The Harley
 * Stupid Shiny Volvo Owners
 * La Tua Cantante
 * We'll Have Eons Of Time
 * OMT, THE APPLE
 * How U Likin' Da Rain, Gurl???
 * Jacob Black's Pack's Got Your Back
 * U So Sparkly
 * The Pale Posse
 * Bring On Breaking Dawn
 * U Suck If U Don't Like Da Succubus
 * T-BD
 * Feathers, Glitter, and Drama
 * The Twilightettes
 * What A Yawn: Bella SwanTeam_black.jpg
 * Little Nudga
 * Ninja Vamps
 * Kickin' It Wolf Style
 * I'll Be Your Imprintee
 * I Blame Alice
 * We Actually Were Discussing The National Debt
 * We Don't Hate You, But We Don't Particularly Like You Either
 * The Enemy Is Waiting Behind Your Back
 * BURN!
 * Gettin' Down On Friday With The Blacks
 * Team Headboard: It Lived Such A Long Life...NOT.
 * Kitties Go, "Meow"
 * Suicidal Vampires
 * Holy Crow
 * Grand.Theft.Auto
 * I'll Get My Sister To Hold You Hostage
 * I'LL TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE TAKING HER
 * You Brought The Snack...Right?
 * Edward Cullen Is Staring At You...
 * They Could Have Been Psychopaths!
 * Happy Endings = Gravestones
 * Over My Pile Of Ashes
 * There Are Actually Are Things To Do At Night Besides Study...*wink wink*
 * FINALLY! Someone scored around here!
 * Oh Joy...Bella's Back.
 * Why U So Stinky?
 * Why U So Sparkly?
 * Watching You Sleeping
 * Obnoxious, Moronic DOGS!
 * LEAKD
 * The Regular Twilight Show
 * Little Twilight Monsters
 * It's Your Face
 * Headboard Breakage
 * Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-Make-Music
 * Pain In The Neck (Literally)
 * WE SUCK

"We have got it made like ice cream topped with honey..." (The Cullens)
What do I think of the Cullens? I love them and all, but I think they are rather boring excuses for vampires, and they barely count as vampires at all to me. They're boring, they manage to not rip each other to shreds, they associate themselves with humans, and they don't even drink human blood. They are humanized in so many ways. It's sort of hard to think of them as vampires sometimes. They seem to be so flawless (and so boring), that they've basically got it made like ice cream topped with honey. If Edward hadn't started dating Bella, the Cullens would still be doing the boring stuff they've been doing. They are beautiful, dirty --no, make that clean, 'cause they don't do anything at all --, and rich. That is it. It's not like I don't like them, but they don't make very good vampires. They're not bad enough.

Sea of Stars: Reviews, Reviews, and More Reviews
So...here are my reviews on basically everything of the Twilight Saga.

Twilight

 * The book: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The first graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 3 out of 5 stars

New Moon

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Eclipse

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.8 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Breaking Dawn

 * The book: 2 out of 5 stars
 * The movie trailer: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The music so far: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The scenes that have been released so far: 5.5 out of 5 stars!
 * Prediction for Part 1: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * Prediction for Part 2: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The second movie trailer preview: 4.8 out of 5 stars. Bella looked so sick, yet so good.
 * Part 1: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 soundtrack: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 theatrical trailer: 4.9 out of 5 stars

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

 * The book: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Midnight Sun

 * The partial draft: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Other Stuff

 * The Guide: 4.75 out of 5 stars
 * The wardrobe: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The hair: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The makeup: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The acting: 3.25 out of 5 stars (the human performances bring up the score about one star)
 * Taylor Lautner's abs: 8 out of 5 stars
 * The fight scenes: 3.75 out of 5 stars
 * The kissing scenes: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Summit's cleverness of keeping material under wraps: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Robert Pattinson at award shows: 1.5 out of 5 stars (I give him 1 extra star for putting the smooch on Taylor)
 * Ashley Greene's style: 5 out of 5 stars (It's totally impeccable)
 * Kristen Stewart's style: 4 out of 5 stars (She is always SO CLOSE to being absolutely fabulous.)
 * Taylor Lautner's style: 5 out of 5 stars
 * Fansites: 4 out of 5 stars (Because some are on it when it comes to Twilight Saga news.)
 * Stephenie Meyer's writing: 1.75 out of 5 stars
 * Bella Swan/Cullen's personality: -239 out of 5 stars
 * Edward Cullen's personality: -236 out of 5 stars
 * Twilight hair products: -10 out of 5 stars. Lamest. Idea. EVER. Summit really needs to make a quick buck, huh?

My Favorite Characters

 * Jacob (LOVE him!! I. Am. JACOBSESSED.)
 * Rosalie (She's awesome)
 * Emmett (So funny!)
 * (sometimes) Alice
 * The Denali coven (Tanya, Irina, and Kate dated then ate human men? Reow! And they're just awesome anyway)
 * Jane (Tiny but packs a punch)
 * Alec (Cute)
 * Seth (Adorable and optimistic!)Picture66.png
 * Leah (The bomb-shniz)
 * Charlie (The unsung hero)
 * Paul (I love how Alex Meraz says his own name! And Paul loves Doritos. I give him 5 more points for that.)
 * Jared (Him in Eclipse with the chicken wing! LOL!)
 * Victoria (Her story is the bomb-shniz)
 * Esme (So sweet)
 * Carlisle (An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's so cute, so screw the fruit.)
 * Riley (I love how he charged through that water. And: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE??!!!")
 * Bree (Interesting background story. I wish she hadn't died.)
 * Jessica (Has the most obvious thoughts in the Midnight Sun partial draft, but she's funny.)
 * Angela (I love Angela and Christian Serratos. Remember Christian as Suzie Crabgrass in Ned's Declassified?)
 * Lauren (I really, really wish she was portrayed in the movies by Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panetteire, Taylor Swift, or Chelsea Kane! Lauren is such a fun character!)
 * Felix (he is so hot! "Immortality suits you." My gosh...)
 * Sue (she is a tough cookie!)
 * The Volturi (when you've got power, USE IT!)
 * Edward...Nah, I'm just kidding. He sucks.

My favorite Twilight Saga actors

 * Taylor. Lautner. End of story.
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Anna Kendrick
 * BooBoo Stewart
 * Bronson Pellitier
 * Julia Jones
 * Alex Meraz
 * Tyson Houseman
 * Tinsel Korey
 * Michael Sheen
 * Michael Welch
 * Christian Serratos

"Amen fashion!"
My favorite Twilight Saga style icons.

Characters

 * Rosalie.
 * Alice.
 * Bella (An inspiration to most teenage girls at my school. :P)
 * Carmen will be fierce and you know it.
 * Victoria (Leaves! Feather boas! Reow!)
 * Edward (Work that peacoat, Eddie!)
 * Jacob (Just shorts. That is all you need, Jakie. <3)
 * The entire Denali coven. (I have a feeling they will stir the fashion pot a little bit.)
 * The Amazon coven. (Time to break out the leather and animal prints.)
 * Elizabeth Reaser says the Romanian coven will be "S&M-inspired"...let's see how that works out.
 * Jessica (Headbands are sooo her thing.)

Actors

 * Taylor Lautner. (So clean-cute, so cute, so perfect! When has he ever made a fashion faux-pas?)
 * Kristen Stewart. (You're getting there, Kris. You've had some lows, some major highs, and a few almost-theres. Stay on that road to fashion perfection!)
 * Ashely Greene. (She is fabulous in pretty much anything. Ashley is just awesome.)
 * Kellan Lutz. (He never seems to look bad.)
 * Booboo Stewart. (He looks great in just about anything, and what is cooler is that he brings his sister pretty much everywhere with him.)

Who I Ship: Couples That I Wish Existed, But Did Not

 * Jacob and Leah (Team Blackwater!)
 * Tanya and Edward (Edanya would be the coolest couple and you know it...)
 * Riley and Bree (Briley would be interesting...)
 * Bella and Felix (Felix likes her! And he's funny and hot! Woo, Bellilix)
 * Bella and Mike (Mella would be funny)
 * James and Bella (Umm... Go Jamella!)
 * Demetri and Heidi (Demeidi would be hot together and you know it.)
 * Jane and Jasper (Janesper would be odd, but interesting.)
 * Taylor Lautner and I (AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)
 * Victoria and Emmett (Emmtoria would be weird, but cool.)
 * Alice and Emmett (Tall and big + tiny = cute. Go Alicmett!)
 * Jacob and Edward (Screw Bella. Fire and ice together works. TEAM JAKEWARD! :D)
 * Mike and Tanya (I read this fanfic about them.... OH MY TWILIGHT. Mikanya)
 * Kate and Jasper (Two cute people make a cute couple! Go Katsper)
 * Kate and Emmett (I dunno...but yeah. Go Katemmett!)
 * Felix and Gianna ("He flashed her a wink and a fierce smile" or something... Felanna or Gialix!)
 * Alice and Jacob (Well, y'know... Jakelice or Alcob!)
 * Jane and Embry (Embrane or Janebry! Hahaha!)
 * Jacob and Tanya (Tancob or Jakeanya!)
 * Jacob and Bella (As much as I hate Bella, they are perfect for each other. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Team Jella, dude.)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying....
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!Picture777.png
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. *fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!
 * Awkward....
 * And pigs fly!
 * Yeah, buddy!
 * Omnomnom!
 * Boombadoomboom boombadoomboom BANG!
 * Oh snap!
 * Whatever floats your boat, I guess....
 * Eww.
 * Team Edward? Haha, you're funny.
 * Awesomesauce!
 * You're doing it wrong.... (Ex: for Edward. "VAMPIRE. You're doing it wrong....")
 * Nuh-uh, boo-boo.
 * Cheers to the freakin' weekend.
 * Just saying.
 * He is/that is Rated LAB, for sure. (LAB = Like A Boss) (Ex: "Taylor Lautner is totally Rated LAB.")
 * End. Of. Story.
 * You can Google it.
 * So deal with it.
 * D'aww!

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. So much, that the first disk is scratched and I need a new one! I literally cried when it stopped working. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn more than three times so far.

My Favorites (At The Moment)

 * Color: PURPLE!
 * TV show(s): America's Next Top Model, Regular Show, Swamp People, GLEE, Toddlers and Tiaras, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, E! News, Jersey Shore, Pranked, etc.
 * Musical artist(s): Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga
 * Song(s): "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars. All I have to say is: I will seriously cut someone if this plays in BD-1 during a scene with Edward. It HAS to be in a Bella/Jacob scene. It doesn't deserve to have Edward's ugly face fudging it up. Besides, "It Will Rain" is perfect for Jella, NOT Bedward. If it plays during Bella and Jacob's wedding dance, I WILL CRY.
 * Pet(s): Tiny turtles!
 * Actor(s): Taylor Lautner (figures...), Shia LaBeouf, Mark Salling, and Chris Colfer
 * Actress(es): Kristen Stewart (figures...), Naya Riviera, and Natalie Portman
 * Twilight book(s): New Moon and Eclipse
 * Twilight movie(s): New Moon, Eclipse, and probably Breaking Dawn Part 2
 * Subject(s): Orchestra, and Digital Media
 * Fashion designer(s): Alexander McQueen, Coco Chanel, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton
 * Musical instrument(s): Violin, viola, cello, double bass, piano, electric bass, drums, keyboard, kazoo, etc.
 * Magazine: Seventeen
 * Fashion icons: Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Taylor Lautner, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Kate Middleton, and Audrey Hepburn

Some of the Best Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * The nickname "Re-name-me"
 * The deleted scenes from the movies
 * What really happened to Lauren
 * The Breaking Dawn movies will include extra bits that weren't in the book
 * The Breaking Dawn 'Part 1 soundtrack will be released on November 8 (One of my friends' birthdays! Miss ya, Ree-Ree!)
 * Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are going to live together
 * Fans were lined up for Comic-Con 2011 on Monday (the Breaking Dawn panel and co. wasn't until Thursday!)
 * The Breaking Dawn 1 trailer
 * The countdown to the next movie going from triple-digits to double-digits!
 * Kristen Stewart is a fan of Sia!
 * Taylor Lautner is a fan of reality shows! We'd get along perfectly. :D
 * Jacob speaking Quileute! *melts*
 * The new trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 1!
 * Kristen Stewart likes Lady Gaga. (TRUE STORY.)

Some of the Worst Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * Jacob imprinting
 * Rachelle LeFevre being recast
 * Nessie's full first name (It's so bad I refuse to say or type it)
 * Robert Pattinson's new haircut
 * Justin Bieber beating Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson for Male Hottie at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards
 * There is still more than a month left until the next movie!
 * Bella Swan, 'nuff said.
 * Edward Cullen, 'nuff said.
 * Re-name-me Cullen. You guessed it. 'Nuff said.
 * People saying all fans of the Twilight Saga are raging, obsessive lunatics
 * Summit hasn't given us a new trailer yet. Jerks....
 * Twilight hair styling tools. *cough*Lame*coughcough*

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies
 * Being a diva
 * Playing Blackjack
 * Being a sass-master
 * Beating my guy friends at games

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever....except for Edward Cullen. He can keep his purple object.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Writing music, whether it's song parodies or violin covers of songs. I want to post my Twilight Saga song lyrics here, but I might be ridiculed for it.
 * Going on this wiki and meeting new people! Seriously, if you are reading this, you are awesome.
 * Debating about the Twilight Saga with other people.
 * Being sarcastic.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Reading fanfiction. It just might get me through the wait until Breaking Dawn 1.
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!
 * The old Disney Channel shows. Bring Raven & Eddie & Chelsea, Kim & Ron & Rufus, Ren & LouisPicture2777.png & Beans, and Penny & LaCienega & Dijonay & Zoey back!

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm)
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm)
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm)
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm)
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am)
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am)
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am)
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, EW."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL.
 * "The party don't start till I walk in."-"TiK ToK", Ke$ha (July 18, 2011; 11:55am)
 * "7am wakin' up in the mornin'. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal....Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"-"Friday", Rebecca Black (July 29, 2011; 1:53pm)
 * "I don't ever wanna drink again. I just...ooh, I just need a friend."-"Rehab", Amy Winehouse (R.I.P., Amy!) (July 29, 2011; 1:54pm)
 * "You can fix your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so. You can buy all the makeup the mac can make. But if, if you look inside you. Find out who am I, too, be in a position that makes me feel so damn unpretty."-"Unpretty", TLC (R.I.P., Left-Eye!) (July 31, 2011; 7:48pm)
 * "And I will pose if I wanna. And I will vogue like Madonna!"-"All I Want Is Everything", Victoria Justice (August 1, 2011; 8:22pm)
 * "I feel pretty and witty and bright."-"I Feel Pretty / Unpretty", Dianna Agron and Lea Michele from Glee (August 1, 2011; 9:07pm)
 * "Off with your head! And dance dance dance 'til you're dead!"-"Thriller / Heads Will Roll", the Glee cast (August 2, 2011; 10:16am)
 * "You can't rain on my parade, I'm sunshine on a cloudy day. Make lemons into lemonade!"-"Just The Way I Am" (from The Buzz On Maggie), Skye Sweetam (August 3, 2011; 9:05pm)
 * "Get on the floor!"-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:02am)
 * "Hi, hater. Kiss kiss, I'll see you later."-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:03am)
 * "Get your hot rods ready to rumble! 'Cause we're gonna fall in love tonight!"-"Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)", Lady Gaga (September 1, 2011; 7:47am)
 * "I'm a nerd. I chew gum and smoke in your face. I'm absurd."-"Bad Kids", Lady Gaga (September 2, 2011; 8:21pm)
 * "There'll be no sunlight if I lose you baby..."-"It Will Rain", Bruno Mars (September 30, 2011; 2:33pm)
 * "Let's raise hell in the streets, drink beer, and get into trouble."-"Heavy Metal Lover", Lady Gaga (December 4, 2011; 9:32am)
 * "We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hoooopeleeeessss plaaaaace."-"We Found Love", Rihanna (December 4, 2011; 9:33am)
 * The ENTIRE THING of "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna. I have been listening to it on repeat since 9am. (December 27, 2011; 6:46pm)

Users I Admire On This Wiki
There are some users that are just awesome. I tend to love my friends like they are family, ha-ha. I'm just a friendly person...I hope. It seems like there are some people who like me, and then there are people that seem to hate me, which sucks, but whatevs. It's their loss. At least there are the people that I admire.
 * Bellscullen (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years. And she was my very first friend on this Wiki, which means a lot. We also tend to get into trouble a lot, LOL. When do we get to take our Wiki mugshots?)Emmett_rosalie_lunch.jpg
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page and she's British. By the way, she loves Seth, which makes her even cooler. And did you know she's funny? Her: "Guess what?" Me: "Taylor Lautner's at my front door?!" Her: "No, he's at mine!" I have no idea why I always laugh at that....)
 * All the admins. (It takes some true power to keep a wiki in order, all with many other users that range in age from under 10 to their 60s and beyond. If this wiki were the Twilight Saga, the admins would be our lovely Volturi, no doubt...as long as I get to be a Denali vamp in an even more epic version of the Denali coven, with my friends.)
 * Alexa dreamer20 (She has a really good opinion, and she has been contributing to this wiki for a year straight.)
 * EdwardCu11enRocks (Her opinion is also great though sometimes I do not agree with it...but yeah, she's cool.)
 * Mrs.Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix too.)
 * GingerAsh (She has awesome fanfiction, and she's really smart too.)
 * Team-jacob girl (Eternal awesomeness takes the form of a Twihard when Team-jacob girl is around. She's like, so amazing. And she is so, so sweet. There are no words to describe her awesomeness.)
 * DenaliLover (She is totally sweet and fabulous! By the way, she used to be Teamcullen, but then she changed her name to DenaliLover. Gee, I wonder who convinced her to love the Denalis...*cough*LavendaBrunette-and-I *cough cough*)
 * Puddinginthesky (She is a very interesting being...in a good way, of course. Pudding rules.)
 * Scarly (One of my writing inspirations, and a great friend. Scarly is awesome. Hugs, hugs, hugs.)
 * May Day Girl (West coast girl, loves Pretty Little Liars, awesome.)
 * Krashley (Very sweet.)
 * LavendaBrunette (Sister Monster! Funny, crazy, random, awesome person. We were probably sisters in a different life too. Great minds think alike. Lavenda is so confident and so sure of herself, it's amazing. She is one of my inspirations for a lot of things. Confidence, writing, fashion...the list goes on. She is the greatest person I have met online. Don't like her? COME AT ME, BRO...ha-ha.)
 * Jazzybizzle (Addictive fanfiction, funny personality! Update more "La Push Baby" or I will find you, Jazzy!!! I'm serious! It's been months....)
 * Teamedward4eva (Funny and cool!)
 * Pucktana88 (Cool, funny, loves Glee, nice, and is a bomb-diggity fanfic writer. Plus, I love the band pictures she's made. Pucky is so sweet. And she's one of my internet wifeys. And in a different dimension, she is Merrygold, and I am Lautner. End. Of. Story.)
 * Green Fairy (So, SO talented!)
 * ILoveTheCullens (Very, VERY sweet.)
 * Twilightsagafan (Fun to chat with!)
 * HeyPeople145 (Also fun to chat with! We met in chat, btw. HeyPeople145 is out-winning Charlie Sheen and Bella Swan COMBINED.)
 * VolturiLove (She's true to her beloved Volturi!)
 * BookThief23 (Jacob cakes, ftw. :D)
 * BreeTannerFan (Obsesses over Jacob with me, chat hops with me, wants to punch Bella in the face with me... BreeTannerFan is one of the most outgoing people I have ever met on the Internet.)
 * Ilovestephaniemeyer (Chat hopping couldn't be better with her. Plus, she loves the wolf pack. Aww yeah! And she's my other internet wifey. Love her to death.)
 * TooPreddieSiSi (She has impeccable, AMAZING taste. Team-freaking-Jacob, baby.)
 * Melissasippi (One of the sweetest, smartest people ever.)
 * That one anonymous user that signs her comments "TEAM JACOB!! (kickin it wolf style)" (Get an account, lady! We can talk more if you do! You are awesomesauce though!) UPDATE: That anonymous user has an account now! :D Her name is TaycobsessionObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl. And I thought my name was long, LOL. Nike's Girl rocks my socks. *endless Jacob hugs!!*
 * TwilightBabe145 (Loves her Riley, so funny, and awesomesauce. 'Nuff said.)
 * TeamSeth (She has a great, great opinion. We are both in love with Jacob like he is a real person. TeamSeth is an awesome person.)
 * CarlaCullen (We love our dance partners, and she just rules. The most enthusiastic Ashley Greene and Alice Cullen fan I have ever met. Anytime I see a photo of Ashley Greene, I will think of Carla.)
 * Ginaswan (She is too nice. She's one of the friendliest people here.)
 * MinorStoop (MinorStoop is so, so helpful, and he [last time I checked at least. MS.] knows what he's doing and does it without being a total jerk, which I totally respect.)
 * JacobFan81 (One of the only Taycob fans I have ever met that has valid reasons for her opinions. JacobFan81 doesn't hold back, which I love.)

July 1, 2011
I was just on the Glee wiki and the Regular Show wiki.... It's bright there. Now I'm back to the good ole black-n-red. I'm home.

The Seemingly Endless Collection of Random Stuff (That Includes Fan-Art That I've Made!!)
If you seriously read my entire user page, congratulations. You must either: a) have absolutely nothing to do; b) be stalking me; or c) be an awesome person who can tolerate all this junk. You get cookies.

If you cheated and did not read my entire user page, no cookies for you. You should feel ashamed of yourself, you cheater.

But here are some random pictures, slideshows, galleries, etc.

Knock yourself out!



thumb|300px|left|How could you NOT love him? <3thumb|300px|right|"Because I got nervous" XD