User:LavendaBrunette

*Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape or form the actual Lady Gaga.

Hiya! My name is Kelly, Kellison, Kel, Lavenda (or just Lav), Gaga, etc. I'm 14 years old and (obviously), I love the Twilight Saga. I love lots of other things (and lots of other people) as well, but we'll get into that later. I'm hoping that maybe one day I'll be able to become an extremely successful fashion designer, comparable to the late, great Alexander McQueen, maybe? …Hopefully.



You should visit my BFFL's page. Her username is TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt, but I tend to call her Honey Bey. "Escaping women's prison, killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since March 11, 2010."

I'm on Team Twilight. I prefer everything the way Stephenie Meyer wrote it. In my opinion, what the author says, goes. Though, I would have changed that lame fight scene at the end of Breaking Dawn if I were Mrs. Meyer. Thank goodness they're fixing that mess in the movie version.

I prefer vampires over shape-shifters, tbh. Intelligence, beauty, immortality and special super powers is definitely my cup of tea (seeing as I only have one out of those four things). Shape-shifters are way too tempermental for my taste. But it must be fun being able to shift into a seven-foot tall "doggie" whenever you want…

My favorite two covens by far are the Olympic Coven and the Denali Coven. I prefer the Denalis though, mostly because I consider their backstories (no matter how small) more interesting than the Cullens'. Three succubus sisters, damaged by the loss of a mother and a former Volturi guard and his maternal, beautiful, unafraid-of-what-others-think-about-her lady friend? That's effin' awesome.

I also like/love/have a passion for other things outside of the Twilight Saga.


 * Harry Potter (Ravenclaw obvs.)
 * Castle (It's a TV show, okay? And I ship Caskett.)
 * Dexter (Sexy serial killers are definitely my cup of tea.)
 * That '70s Show (Thanks to Red Forman, I know more foot-in-a** jokes than I'll ever need in life.)
 * Lady Gaga (If it wasn't obvious enough.)
 * Jo Calderone (I have a crush on him. Come to me, you sexy man!)
 * Pop music (I need m-m-m-more to feed my pop heart.)
 * Britney Spears
 * Beyoncé (Haaay Honey B!)
 * Rihanna

Why yes, I am a Little Monster. What gave it away? ;)

If there are any characters that I'm most like in the Saga, I'd say they're Alice and Kate. I'm obsessed with extravagance, I'm a perfectionist, and I'm fabulous. I'm also short too, but Alice is 4'10" and I'm 5'1", so that makes me taller than her! WEWT! Also, like Kate, I'm playful, funny, sarcastic (VERY), and I like scaring the poo out of people. Tehee.

If Stephenie Meyer ever wrote another Twilight Saga-themed book, I would love for it to focus on either the Volturi, the Denali Coven, or both (since Sasha and Irina were both executed by the Volturi, and Eleazar used to be a member of the Volturi guard, both covens connect deeply and it would make sense that Stephenie Meyer writes a book about both). I love both of those covens and I'd love to know more about them. Especially the Denalis.

I've just started to write fanfics. I used to try, but it's just that whenever I would come up with an idea that I think is fantastic, midway through writing the first chapter it started to sound really pointless and I would trash it. I am starting to give them a second chance, though. I would someday like to pair Tanya with Fred in a fanfic. If I ever do, this will be the first site that I post the story on!

So that's about it. I'm really friendly (I guess), so don't hesitate to talk to me! I'm not weird (I think)! And don't forget to put your paws up.

P.S. If you're wondering what my username means (LavendaBrunette), it's a reference to the song So Happy I Could Die. In the song, there's a lyric: "I love that lavender blonde; the way she moves, the way she walks". So, since I'm a brunette, I changed "blonde" to "brunette" and voila! There's my username.

My favorite pages

 * Olympic Coven The-cullens.jpg]](the main characters!)
 * Denali Coven (the badass succubi, along with their less naughty brother and sister, Carmen and Eleazar. Oh yeah, and the witty, adorable patriot boy)
 * Carmen (beautiful, sweet and non-judgmental)
 * Eleazar (he left the Volturi for his lady. D'awww!)
 * Volturi
 * Carlisle and Esme (they're just so cute)
 * Tanya,_kate,_irina_and_esme.jpeg, Irina, Kate and Tanya.]]Tanya (who doesn't love her? She oozes fierceness)
 * Eleazar and Carmen (you know, because they seem so classy and subtle but they're still an extremely sweet couple at the same time)
 * Jane (because she's plain fiesty)
 * Aro (he seems all happy, but he has a dark side)
 * Alice (she and I were practically separated at birth)
 * Alice and Jasper (their story is just the cutest!)

Fanfics that I will love for all of eternity
Waning Moon: Carlisle's Story by YborJen:


 * "The epic story of Carlisle Cullen began in 17th century England. Follow Carlisle through the Old and New world as he meets friends and enemies on his journey toward his destiny as an inspiration to vampires everywhere. Love is eternal, but life is not."


 * I swear to all that's holy, this could be a book. It's that fantastic. YborJen is not lying when she says Carlisle's story is an epic one. And by the way, for those who are extremely emotional, the end of this story isn't good for you. I'm not one to cry for anything but the end of this story had me bawling. Bawling.

The Life (and Death) of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921


 * "Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever?"


 * This is the story of Edward's life before the events of the Twilight Saga, starting shortly before his human life ended. This story gives light to many of the reasons why Edward is the way he is in the Twilight books and it made me eventually grow to love Edward again (I didn't like him for a short period of time because he's a bit abusive, but then I remembered that none of this stuff really exists so it doesn't matter).

The First Time We Met by Devil's Only Child


 * "The first time Eleazar sees Carmen, she is watching the Volturi do what they do best. Curious, he follows her to a moonlit lake where they trade more than just names. Two vampires meet by chance and remain together forever. Ah, eternal love."


 * Have any of you ever wondered why I ship Eleazar and Carmen so much? Well, now you know why. This story is inaccurate at some points—for example, the fact that Eleazar leaves the Volturi only a day after he meets Carmen when SM said that Carmen lived with the Volturi for some time while Eleazar continued to serve them—but that really doesn't matter because this story is really cute and touching and I love it. Period. So read it and I think you'll love these awesome Spaniards just as much as I do.

Crescent Moon by brandinm05


 * "What if Jacob and the Quileute werewolves never showed up in the meadow that day to save Bella? What if Bella became a vampire and Edward wasn't the one to do it? Bella is turned and forced out of Forks, up North to the Denali clan. What happens next?"


 * I love this story, dear god. Again, this could be a book, if Mrs. Meyer ever decided to write an alternate ending to the Saga or something. I loved the in-depth look that we got at the Denalis and the end of this story made me cry (again, but don't blame me; one of my favorite characters dies!). Damn, now I'm seeming more emotional than I actually am...

Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris


 * "Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks—and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in Breaking Dawn, beginning with Book Three."


 * That basically sums it up, I guess. It's worth the read. Seeing how our darling Eddie views things is actually kind of refreshing sometimes.

Cold One by Masked Spirit


 * "I sigh. 'When people think of you and Jane, they know you two will bring death in your paths. But when...' I have to force myself to say the last part. 'When people pictured me, I. Was. Death.'"


 * This story is still in-progress, so if you're not patient and can't stand waiting for updates, this isn't the story for you. Anyway, this story is about a vampire with the looks of a fifteen year old named Amelia Woodrow, who comes across Eleazar, who allows her to become a member of his family. Amelia has a dangerous gift that she and Eleazar decide to keep secret from everyone in the family (only Carmen knows that Amelia has a gift, but she doesn't know what it is). Read to find out what happens when the Volturi find out about Amelia's special little quirk, and Amelia becomes intregued by a certain Witch Twin...

Songs that I currently cannot stop listening to
''Songs listed in order of artist, song title, then album title. If there is no album title next to the song, it's just a single. If there's no single title at all, that means I can't stop listening to the entire album.'' ;P


 * Lady Gaga - Marry the Night - Born This Way
 * Lady Gaga - So Happy I Could Die - The Fame Monster
 * Lady Gaga - Electric Chapel (Two Door Cinema Club Remix) - Born This Way (The Remix)
 * Rihanna - Where Have You Been - Talk That Talk
 * Rihanna - Cockiness (Love It) - Talk That Talk
 * Britney Spears - Toy Soldier - Blackout
 * Britney Spears - Hot As Ice - Blackout
 * Britney Spears - Lace and Leather - Circus
 * Breathe Carolina - Blackout - Hell Is What You Make It

Twilight quiz! Yay!
Which book in the series is your favorite? Breaking Dawn.

How long did it take you to read the books? About two months. I like to pace myself when reading.

Who introduced you to the books? My television.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series? Hmmm... I think I like it the way it ended.

Who is your favorite character? Oh god, it's a tie between Kate, Carmen and Alice.

Who's your favorite vampire? The entire Denali Coven. Shoop-da-whoop!

Who is your favorite werewolf? Seth.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "May I hold you, bebé linda?" - Carmen, Breaking Dawn



What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? The wedding and the honeymoon.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? When they were building bikes in his garage.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? When Alice forced Bella to wear a fancy dress and heels for her first hunt.

What was your favorite adventure/battle? Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley.

Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon.

Are these books among your favourite books of all? Meh... they could be written better. But I obviously love the series overall.

Twilight or New Moon? New Moon.

New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse.

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? Breaking Dawn.

Are you excited about Midnight Sun? I would live if it never got released, but I am a little excited.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Edward.

Bella or Edward? They're both slightly annoying in their own special ways. Neither.

Bella or Jacob? Jacob.

Bella or Alice? Alice.

Alice or Jacob? Alice.

Rosalie or Alice? Alice. Rosalie is the queen b*tch.



Jasper or Alice? Alice.

Jasper or Edward? Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme? I absolutely can't choose between the two.

Emmett or Jasper? Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob? Both!

Bella or Rosalie? Bella.

Esme or Charlie? Esme.

Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle.

Charlie or Billy? Both. BFFLs for life!

Jacob or Sam? Jacob.

Sam or Quil? Quil.

Quil or Embry? Both!

Werewolves or vampires? Vampires, definitely. You mad, Quileutes? Stay mad.

Guy side vs. girl side
YOUR GUY SIDE: TOTAL: 6
 * You love hoodies. (No. Putting them on messes up my hair.)
 * You love jeans. (Yes!)
 * Dogs are better than cats. (Definitely.)
 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. (OMG, yes.)
 * You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yes, but I always lose.)
 * Shopping is torture. (Of course not, silly!)
 * Sad movies suck. (Sometimes...)
 * You own/ed an X-Box. (No.)
 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (No.)
 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No, not really.)
 * You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (No.)
 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No.)
 * You watch sports on TV. (No.)
 * Gory movies are cool. (It depends. Sometimes.)
 * You go to your dad for advice. (No, his advice is always awkward.)
 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No.)
 * You like going to high school football games. (No.)
 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No.)
 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes.)
 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (NO! The more people there are, the more insane it is!)
 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (No.)
 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes.)
 * Sports are fun. (No.)
 * Talk with food in your mouth. (Yeah. It's a habit I can't get rid of.)
 * Sleep with your socks on at night. (No.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL: 15
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (No.)
 * You love to shop. (Yes!)
 * You wear eyeliner. (No, not really.)
 * You wear the color pink (All the time.)
 * Go to your mom for advice. (Of course.)
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. (Yes, definitely. It's more difficult than football.)
 * You hate wearing the color black. (No, I love wearing black!)
 * You like hanging out at the mall. (Yes.)
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Not often, no.)
 * You like wearing jewelry. (Of course!)
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (At times, but I mostly wear skinny jeans and shorts.)
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes.)
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Ew, no.)
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? (Yes! I'm still in dance!)
 * It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (No.)
 * You smile a lot more than you should. (Yes! *smiles*)
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Psh. Of course.)
 * You care about what you look like. (Yep.)
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. (Yes, and I'd wear them more often if my legs weren't so skinny.)
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yepp.)
 * You love the movies. (I ADORE the movies.)
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Yeah.)
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Nope.)
 * Like being the star of everything. (No, I'm extremely shy unless you're my friend.)

I guess I'm a girl, then. Thank jeebus.