User blog:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt/101 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen (Part 1)

So, I made a list of ways to annoy Edward Cullen, Bella's beloved love interest in the Twilight Saga. This is not supposed to offend any fans of Edward. This is a JOKE, and I'll even post ways to annoy Jacob, Bella, the Cullens, Renesmee, the wolf pack, and the Volturi too when I finish them. Now that all of that is cleared up, here are my 101 ways to annoy Edward Cullen, with the help of a YouTube video, and many different artcials on the web. Oh, and give me a break. It's not like you'd actually get away with annoying him various times, and I know that, so there's no reason to be pointing things like that out. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy.
 * 1) Always call him Eddie.
 * 2) Give yourself a paper cut and wave your finger in front of his face, asking, "Do ya want some?"
 * 3) Tell him that he doesn't look scary.
 * 4) Make a Transylvania University sweatshirt for him, telling him that he needs to "recall the good old days". Bonus points if you can make a fake yearbook too.
 * 5) Ask him to help you do something nearly impossible (save/rule the world, build an atomic bomb, find a rainbow unicorn, etc.). When hehas trouble, tell him, "Never mind. I'll just have Jacob help me."
 * 6) Drive really, really slow.
 * 7) Sign him up for a blood drive.
 * 8) Hang posters all over his room that say things like, "I support Jacob" and "Jacob Black for president".
 * 9) Tie Bella to some railroad tracks. When he gets angry, say, "A little overprotective, aren't we? I'm sure Jacob wouldn't mind this at all."
 * 10) Scream and ask, "Hey aren't you that guy from Harry Potter??!!"

Okay, I have to go, so more will be continued later, and I promise that these ways to annoy will not be posted in amounts of ten. I meant to make this one fifty...