Talk:Bella Swan and Edward Cullen/@comment-3984470-20111213175716

E: "If you could have anything in the world, anything at all, what would it be?" B: "I would want...Carlisle not to have to do it. I would want *you* to change me." E: "What would you be willing to trade for that?" B: "Anything." E: "Five years? Three years?" B: "No!" E: "All right. Forget the time limits. If you want me to be the one - then you'll just have to meet one condition." B: "Condition? What condition?" E: "Marry me first." B: "Okay. What's the punch line?" E: "You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it's a joke."

Sorry to be a bit of a troll here, but this has to be one of the least romantic marriage proposals EVER.