User blog:Vampirefairy4/If twilight was funny

I'd find the twilight saga SOO much more pleasurable if it were funny! Let me explain.

In the meadow....

Edward:blah blah blah

Bella:blah blah blah...

Katniss everdeen: *Holding dying Rue*

Edward: *in girly voice* Yo girlfriend, get out! Me and my Mary sue are having a moment!

Bella:*throws cheese wedge.*

Renesmee's birth.....

Bella: *screams in pain*

Jacob: oh GOD stop being such a wimp!