User:TheWolfPacksBitch

Me-
My name is Carlie Jane Geraldine Maddrell. Ilive on the Isle of Man with my; mum, dad, brother, grandad, uncle etc.... We live in the fing villae port erin in the south of the island. I love everything about the isle of man and wouldnt want to live anywhere else (except maybe La Push if i was allowed). I am a rock chick with glasses, yeah i own, anyway i am also kind of a farm girl. My mum comes from ireland, meath ardcath a little farm villige in ireland which i love to pieces. My second home as i like to call it, my nana owns a farm there and i love it to pieces. So i grew up with country music and irish folk and i love them too as much as i love my rock music. :O

Who i love in twilight and all that.
Well if you have talked to me on chat or even read my blogs i would like to think by now you all now i am a MASSIVE fan of the wolf pack. THEY ARE YUMMY and Boo Boo stewart he is hawt and Alex marez I DONT CARE IF HE IS MARRIED OR NOT I STILL LOVE HIM. All of the wolf pack are hot and none of them fail my expectations :) especially not boo boo or kiowa they are some hot men may i say so myself. Look rea my thing you may of found out my now i am not girly WHAT SO EVER and im not one to squel and get excited over boys SO WHAT HAVE THE WOLF PACK DONE TO ME? everytime i see one of them it's instint squel or shreak. I cant help it its a hard habit to break. (yh i quoted def leppard, so ;) ) anyway i love them and i have an obsession with them NO JOKE. But all you jacob lovers can have jacob i dont want him although he is hot ;) I actually start giggling when i see them is that sad? NO I DONT CARE I LOVE THEM :')

Look at them omfg, i am so in love. I think i'll be generous though emily i grant you permission to keep sam. :) BUT THE REST ARE MINE, except stupid alex marez who s flipping married he seems way to young (ONLY MY OPINION) Okay so he is 26 but he looks way too young, urgh all the hot men are like 17+ bring on brady and collin. THEY BETTER BE IN IT OTHERWISE I WILL CRY. i need someone my age to obsess over even if they're 15 I'LL TAKE IT. my friends are getting worried. Not that they werent worried about me in the first place, but still :). Anyway like i said dont worry tacob jake is still yours, but anyway my point is you may obsess over edward or jacob i obsess over the rest of the wolf pack. THEY ARE MY LIFE if one of them kissed me even on the cheek i would be ready to die. .



BOO BOO STEWART IS MY LIFE. so yeah you know now about my refound love for the wolf pack, my celeb crush has to be this hunky fellow right here --->

I'm not really sure on his personality he is said to be nice, my crush used to be Kiowa until i read that he had been arrested for drink driving, eh-eh not good my friend. But im sure your nice once you get to know you kiowa dont worry you still have your looks. But if i had to live off the hottest man alive BOO BOO MY DEAR YOU WOULD WIN. i love his hair it's just so mmmmm and his eyes omg i would get lost in them if i ever saw them and hos abs. OMG DONT GET ME STARTED and his sense of style, loving the shirt my love ;) But if someone is looking at this picture and not at least thinking he is cute write down your name and adress. No reason, just do it >:)

The wolf pack....yep you guessed it i love them....
The wolf pack...where do i even begin. Well my obsession for them began when i read and watched new moon. Thats right i was obsessed with them before the film aswell. And when the names of the actors who were going to be playing them were released i we head over heals in love. And then came the film new moon. I was so exceited and was not let down. And here are the reasons i am in love with every one of them ;)
 * Embry- Well firstly kiowa. g is hot. No lying and fit assss. Sorry must control myself. Embry is funny, kind, big hearted and is really cute. He is always there for his friends and is very loyal. He makes everyone smile and is protective when needed. You see edward no need to be controlling all the time....
 * Sam ...Sam is one cool dude and in the films lets admit it his voice is awesome. I love his personalitly he is a joker when he wants and he is serious when needed. He takes his role as alpha very seriously and would take death for one of his brothers. He has had to grow up fast with his father being his father and Sam is too nice, lovely and has such a bubbly personality. And every day he feels guilt for what happened with leah and emily. Sam is just too nice to hate.
 * Quil, this dude right here is awesome. And tyler houseman is the best actor out there to play him. He is cute, fun and a really cool dude. I wouldnt mind being friends with him, he is soooo loyal to his pack especially to embry and jake. He imprints on Claire but i see that as cute. I would love my big bro to be Quil. Who wouldnt? He is the best big bro ever. I feel sorry for the harsh comments made about him and his imprint as IT'S NOT SOMETHING HE CAN CONTROL BELLA. you stick you leech nose out of wolf pack buisness and keep it in the damn blood suckers.
 * Paul Is one sexy man right here, alex meraz I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE MARRIED. DX i was so upset when i heard that. Paul is sexy, and funny. Everyone is like he has anger issues. well i have temper problems so i can relate to him. Paul is funny and hates bella. So team paul Bi*ches. Paul is loyal to his brothers and would do anything for them. I didnt like him imprinting but he did, damn stepanie meyer. He loves rachel and treats her like a godess. Love paul, paul wouldn't hesitate to hurt people who are a danger which is why i love him.
 * Jared. Where do i start. Jared has to have the best personality ever. As the others he is loyal, very funny. Hell yeah this chick runs with vampires, i run with the wolves. Jared is damn funny but serious when it comes to pack buisness and duty. Jared has imprinted on Kim which i am quite happy about because she deserves love and he deserves to be loved. Still im not to happy that he imprinted but at least he is happy.And also he is dang cute, bronson pelletier you are very cute. Wouldnt class you as hot but cute i'll give you. AND HIS DIMPLES XO
 * Seth. Awwww seth love him to pieces. He is kind, sweet, caring, protective, loyal, sweet, DAMN SEXY, and the list go on of all the nice things he is. And for once i agree with edward he has nice thoughts and intentions. He loves leah and is very protective over her as he knows she has been hurt before. Although he now knows the reason behind it he is still protective. He is friends with the blood suckers but thats because he sees the best in people he cant help it. AND DANG BOO BOO YOU ARE SEXY GOD DAMMIT.
 * Leah, love leah to pieces. She has been threw so much and people still diss her. But they have never been threw the emotional damage she has. She has to live with seeing the man who broke her heart every single day. She is soo cool and she owns. no other way to it, also her hair rocks. Girls has some goods.
 * collin&Brady, i know we dont know who plays them or do we know much about them from the book. But i still love collin and brady like hell. I cant wait till breaking dawn to see who plays them. Collin is nice, funny and still very new to the whol wolf thing as if brady. Brady and Collin are the youngest of the pack and nearer my age at thirteen. So fingers crossed to see who plays them is hot hot hot.
 * Jacob, cant say i think as highly of Jacob as i do the rest of the pack, but jake is really sweet. He is kind and adorable, he loves bella and he will be the best partner to nessie. I think it's cute at how much he loves bella and what he would have done to be with her. Jacob is again loyal and big hearted. I only wish the leech with the middle name carlie treats him right. He deserves the best.

My top ten favourtie characters from the twilight saga series book/film
So we all have favourited and here are mine in order kind of, i cant really say i have a favourite because the wolf pack is my fav so hm.......... lets just see how this goes............. So there you have it, i did want to put jared and sam and collin plus brady in there but give some others a chance yeah. So i put others in there but personally i would love to count the wolf pack as 1 and put them at the very top of the list were they belong.
 * 1) Seth - Sorry but i just love seth and boo boo. But either way seth is just the best
 * 2) Paul - Paul is fiesty and has temper problems (as my docotr referes to it) like me :D but mine isnt half as bad
 * 3) Quil - Quil is just so loveable he is funny, cute, huggable and who is he fit xD but quil is nice and has a great personality aswell
 * 4) Embry - embry well lets just say it's hard to hate embry he is too funny and HOT!
 * 5) Demetri Love demetri dont know why there is just something about him
 * 6) Esme - no one can hate esme she is too kind, nice, loving, caring, sweet, etc etc she is just amazing and her name rocks.
 * 7) Rosalie - love rosalie she doesnt take bellas crap and doesnt take in her 'charm'
 * 8) Felix - i love how felix flirts with bella in breaking dawn and felix is just great
 * 9) Jasper - i love jasper i wish though in the films we saw more of bella and jaspers relaishinship.
 * 10) Alice - alice is great and such a great friend, if she was my friend i would be selfish enough to never let her look at another person.

Twilight....
Book: The book is last on my list of favourites. Sorry but no wolf pack action, i still enjoyed it a little though....Rating = 2.9 out of 5.

Film: Film was better but still not my favourite. Although i did like metting the cullens. I hold nothing against them ;) ....Rating= 3 out of 5.

New moon....
Book: i really loved the book, it is a close first but landed on second place on my list. We meet my beloved wolf pack in this book. OMG THE WOLF PACK. sorry any way. in this book we meet; Paul, Sam, The new buffer, werewolf jacob, Embry...well my favourite embry, Jared and Quil. Oh how i love them. Anyway love the book. Rating= 4.9 out of 5.

Film: LOVED THE FILM OMFG. When i first learnt about actors who today i love and know everything about....i know creepy. But the film was amazing SAMS VOICE <3 Urgh embry, PAUL, QUIL, JARED. omg dont get me started or i'll never stop. I could just daydream about these boys all day. Me loves the wolf pack <3 aha anyway love, love, loved the film. Rating= 5 out of 5.

Eclipse...
Book: My favourite book, by a blades with of grass, love the fight and you guessed it more wolf pack action. I dont know why really it's just my favourite book and i love it <3 Rating= 5 out of 5.

Film: Really loved the film, reallllllllly loved the film. More of ma boys the wolf pack in it. And dont you think the wolves are just mesmerising????? no? well i do and i just loved the whole fighting and everything else. And ma home boy jake kissing his bella. Although aparently 'she didnt enjoy it' HA as if. anyway yeah liked the film. Rating= 4.5 out of 5.

SCHOOL :P,
i'm pretty much what my mum calls a typical teenager, i dont like school very much. Although i am classed as a nerd cause i get good results on tests and shit like that, in my opinion im too "different" to be a nerd. But school is what helped me find all ma bezzies, sooooooo i thank god for giving us school as without it i wouldn't of been able to meet some of the most amazing people eva. So god bless castle rushen high school !!!!!!

Ima loving english, which has to be funny and i got all ma bzzies by ma side, so as much as i love to diss school

My music :D
SOOOOO ohey there, just listening to my twilight soundtrack, and all i can think is it fails in comparison to new moons soundtrack. Im really into rock music, so the soundtrck is amazing (to me.). I love muse, paramore <--especially paramore <33333333333333333. My favourite song has to be paramore- all we know. I dont really know, i just love it. I'm also into a new artist called christina perri I think her song jar of hearts is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I love classic and modern rock from bon jovi right to muse and paramore. My top ten would have to be ( in order kinda)
 * 1) Bon Jovi- love em to pieces. YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME ;)
 * 2) Paramore
 * 3) muse
 * 4) linkin park
 * 5) green day
 * 6) def leppard
 * 7) kings of leon
 * 8) American rejects- LOVE THEM SO MUCH ITS RIDICULOUS
 * 9) Rolling stones
 * 10) The band perry.

Songs that i love and will never go away (im my opinion)
So songs i like, if you have read my things you probably know my taste in music is really messed up but thats what makes me :) anyway here are some songs im lovin right now :) will update when songs come in and out same for my musice list of bands/singers just my fav music. ===&nbsp Ma friends cuz they are too cool. ;) and then i'll do ma twilight wiki So here it goes all me friends in the isle of man and some in ireland.=== So they are ma peeps, i do have other friends but theses guys are me closests. They are really cool and they all absouloutly hate twilight :) except tia who got me into twilight. She likes the books but isnt too fussed about the films. Anyway love them all.
 * Paramore-decode < just love that song
 * American Rejects-give you hell <come on this song is a classic LUV IT
 * Bon jovi- livin on a prayer < anyone who objects and i will give you hell (see what i did there ;)
 * Bon jovi- you give love a bad name < has to be one of my favourite songs of all time.
 * The band perry- If i die young < love this song so emotional and pretty. Just a legendary song.
 * Kings of leon- sex is on fire. < one of the best songs eva.
 * Green day-21 guns < love this song just an iconic green day song.
 * Chritstina Perri- jar of hearts. < this song is just amazing and she sings so beutifully.
 * I have much more songs on my list but for the moment they are the most listened to on my ipod so there you have it. The whole bon jovi album is also on there but yh anyay.
 * Skylar Grey-Love the way you lie. That's right i much prefer her version the original. It's just such a peaceful and calm song. Rhianna fucked it up.
 * Maroon 5- moves like jagger. This song is just ace, cause i got them moves like jagger.
 * Hazel-musical one who is good at everything. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
 * Erin- the one who is hard to hate and really loveable.
 * Rachel- My best friend since forever no joke. The crazy awsome one who makes us wonder if she is bypolar cause she is sooooo crazy <3 luve her.
 * Lujay- the one who is cool and awsome and everyone loves. Also the best at insults since she is always in fights with other people. HA still love her though
 * Charlotte- the stalker, who stalks our music teacher.....cause she can
 * Adele- the singer, the one who is always lead in plays and owns the floor.
 * Keira- the shy one who moved to france but has now returned to us after 3 years. (we missed her loads :')
 * Isla- hmmm the one who is easily annoyed and easily annoys others :)
 * Lile- the one with the rechid laugh ( we love her really ) and the one who is in love with everyone :O
 * Tia- the one who is soooo funny without meaning it, but sometimes needs to think before she says. Also reads books although i am the bookworm and she is really sporty :D
 * Connor- the geeky one but we love him and i can trust him with anything
 * Kyle- the one who we love to annoy
 * Jack- the weird one (after me of course)
 * Alex- the one who we worry about, seriously though
 * Callum- the one who we annoy cause his reaction is really funny. Also the one who looks like the dude from super 8. ( we never were close with the boys but we are now, its nice)
 * Rachel. F- the one who is cool and has her funny moments, when she wants to. Also the one who just keeps out of everyones buisness cause she is respectful.
 * Cassie- the one who we love but doesnt always hang out with us. but thats cool free island

My twilight relationship.
So my relaitionship is messed up, I am in a joint marridge with teamtaycobsodealwithit and pucktana88. Yes it's a three way marridge. Except i am cheating on them with the wolf pack except jake, teamtaycob is cheating on us with jacob. And pucky is cheating on us with Aston meryygold and zayn from one direction. So yeah and we are three kick ass girlfriends. So put that in your cereal and eat it :)

What i love to do with ma friends.
Well i am always busy, lol jokies. But i do spend an awfull amount of time with such strange people. But as they like to say the spend an awful amount of time with me, so touche. Anyway i do different things with different people but he it goes;
 * We hang out at eachothers houses
 * We make people look at us funny by doing strange things
 * We love to dare eachtother to do stupid things which ends up in the police telling us to shut up LOL
 * Connor lives two door down from me and we basically live at eachothers houses.
 * Me and callum love to go see scary movies but we hardly go with anyone else cause they are too chikcen.
 * Rachel and lujay tend to drag me out shopping when we are meant to be doing other things. E.g. He carlie come to mine says lujay we need to do the volcano. So i say okay and then she says oh btw we are also going shopping. But we need to do our work which means i have to go.
 * Me and jack are always fighting with eachother because we are too cool.
 * We go to school SHOCKER and we laugh at the populars cause they thnk they are the best.
 * We love to go to the cinema and watch kid films like cars 2. because them films are awsome DONT DENY IT!
 * I do cross country and football with tia cause we are the only ones who can be bothered except hazel who can be sometimes.
 * We secretly are ninjas but dont tell anyone, k :) i trust you lot
 * We trick or treat. YEAH SO WHAT WE ARE 13 WE MADE A PROMISE AND WE WILL TRICK OR TREAT EVERY YEAR UNTILL WE DIE! and also free sweets so HELL TO THE YEAH!
 * We love to help out at the home for the elderly because we are like that. it's nice when you see a big smile on an lovley persones face. And also the people there are amazingly nice and sweet.
 * We love going on my grandads boat because we rock
 * We like to do really big pranks on eachother, cause we are sad.
 * Tbh there are loads of other things we like to do but that would mean the page is to long and i'll get complaints. ;)

What i like to do, e.g. hobbies.
Well i have a lot of things i like to do, mainly i hang with friends but here is what i also get up to. I do a lot more things but these things are what usually consume most of my time.
 * I'm not proud but i'll admit it. I bite my nails. I'm not that bad but i still do bite them and they arent very long
 * Reading ALOT of reading. If i am not on fanfiction.net im reading a book or on here.
 * Listening to music and chilling
 * More reading
 * Drooling over the wolf pack
 * Arguing with my friends to why the wolf pack are better than the blodd suckers.
 * Biting my pen lids to their death.
 * Getting condemed to hell by my friend Kyle in goegraphy. FUNNIEST.SUBJECT.EVER plus our teacher brings us in cakes. Nothing better than that, although he hates me
 * Adding to my torture list. AHA lol
 * Going on my laptop-which i do alot.
 * Homework, not a hobbie i enjoy but because my teachers hate me they give me a lot of it.
 * Going on walks with the dog. My dogs name is seumus and he is a labrador collie cross. xx
 * More drooling over the wolf pack
 * Watching the trailer for breaking dawn part 1 obsessivly.
 * School, although i have better things to do with my time, without school i may not have met some of my best friends i have today. So i owe my mother forcing me to go to school a lot.
 * Football, in america i believe you call it soccer.
 * Supporting manchester united. If you havent heard of them go crawl in a hole. JKS ;)
 * Hanging out with friends and doing things in the list above.
 * It's always raining in the isle of man, so i go to the beach. AHA it's called derby heaven. And its just phenomanol. Seriously its quiet no one goes there, its next to the airport but honestly you barely notice the planes.

Cool little questionnaire thingy J

Which book in the series is your favorite? Um that’s a toughie I love breaking dawn (it had ma name in it, Carlie) but I love new moon and eclipse. So I don’t know lol, just not twilight. How long did it take you to read the book?

honest? twilight took me a day and a half, eclipse a day and breaking dawn a matter of hours, I know you will say impossible but I was hooked non stop reading and I mean non stop I was obsessed I didn’t eat or go anywhere. :L Who introduced you to the books? My reading buddy and one of my best friends tia, she found them and was like we have to read them together and I was like hell yeah. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I bought them. I don’t like borrowing books I have to own them :/ What's your dream ending to the series? {C}{C Leah and Jacob get together, seth or embry imprints on a girl called carlie from the isle of man she is currently 13. {C}{C Who is your favorite character? {C}{C Ummm that’s really hard to pick I practically love them all but if you really are going to make me pick it would be either; Paul, Jarred, Seth or embry. Sorry but im in love with the pack baby. {C}{C Who's your favorite vampire? OMG so hard to pick well I love Rosalie and the denali coven is amazing ohhhh and esme and alice them two girls rock. But I love the volturi I think they are the bomb. Especially demetri he can find me any time of the day. Who is your favorite werewolf? That’s a nasty, nast question you are making me pick between ma boys no I refuse to. I CANT anyone on here who knows me knows I love the whole wolf pack; embry, paul, seth, quil. AWWW QUIL but yh seriously I cant pick. What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? {C}{C Hmmm I don’t know I suppose I do like embrys looks like the wolf’s out of the bag now, or hm hard one. I can pick I have many. {C}{C What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? {C}{C As much as I hate them I love the meadow scene I love the flowers and alone time, but im not sure :/ {C}{C What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Ohhh this isn’t hard, note sarcasim it has to be when they were doing their bikes in his garage, one of them moments. When quil and embry cam I laghed my ass off but yh. {C}{C How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? {C}{C Oh toughie, these questions are hard….. um I honestly don’t know…. When alice kidnapped her, or when alice was getting her ready for the wedding I would love a friend as good as alice. {C}{C What was your favorite adventure/battle? {C}{C Oh I love the whole new born battle and she fighting riley. That was a good one, considering seth was a new wolf. GO SETH I LOVE YA BABY {C}{C Which book cover was your favorite? {C}{C Im not sure if its movie cover it has to be new moon I love the wolf pack lurking in the background although I don’t like Kristen stewart in it. Sorry Kristen, and original cover would have to be eclipse. {C}{C Are these books among your favourite books of all? {C}{C Of course, most defintitely I love them but I do have other fav books. {C}{C Twilight or New Moon? {C}{C New Moon all the way.

New Moon or Eclipse? {C}{C Ummmmm cant decide they have to be both my fav books. {C}{C Eclipse or Breaking Dawn? {C}{C I kinda prefer eclipse but I love breaking dawn. I love seeing it from someone else’s eyes ( Jacobs part in the book) {C}{C Are you excited about Midnight Sun? {C}{C No to be perfectly honest all it’s going to be is she is a fine piece of meat. {C}{C Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? {C}{C I don’t think bella deserves Jacob so Edward can have her, {C}{C Bella or Edward? {C}{C Ick, ick ickyyyyyyy none if em, throw them in the trash :(

Bella or Jacob? {C}{C Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice! no question bout it bella is a whiney, complaining, un grateful, etc etc

Alice or Jacob? {C}{C Ummm sorry as much as I love alice it has to be jacob {C}{C  Rosalie or Alice? {C}{C Rosalie, she is the only one who doesn’t take bella’s crap.

Jasper or Alice? {C}{C Jasper, I love alice but jasper is da best.

Jasper or Edward? {C}{C Jasper, he rocks {C}{C Carlisle or Esme?

I cant decide I love Esme and Carlisle is amazing so both of them J

Emmett or Jasper? {C}{C Emmett or jasper, I cant decide two very different personalities and I love them both.

Emmett or Jacob?

Um ohh I can’t decide. but it would have to be emmet, i like a monkey man ;)

Bella or Rosalie? {C}{C Rosalie {C}{C Esme or Charlie? {C}{C Esme

Charlie or Carlisle? {C}{C Carlisle {C}{C Charlie or Billy?

Both. {C}{C Jacob or Sam? {C}{C Um both ;) {C}{C Sam or Quil? {C}{C Quil I love sam but quil is quil, Claire don’t know how lucky she is. {C}{C Quil or Embry? {C}{C CRUEL QUESTION I CANT PICK BETWEEN MA BABYS! {C}{C Werewolves or Vampires? {C}{C Vampires, HA JOKE. Wolves own vampires butts, WOLVES OWN THE WORLD.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

'''For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.'''

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">'''Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, ilovestephaniemeyer.'''

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">'''98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn', copy ''' If you are absolutly in love with Stephanie Meyers Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

<p style="margin-top: 1em; margin-bottom: 1em;">If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

'''93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, thenextcullenmember, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, BecauseMTVsaidso, ilovestephaniemeyer.'''

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

'''If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.'''

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile {C}{C If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

'''Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!'''

'''If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile'''

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile {C}{C If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of people (Pete Wentz) in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, CD’s etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. {C}{C If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. {C}{C If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile

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If you could read that put it in your profile. If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

if you believe that there is a God copy and paste this in YOUR profile

If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you're the one in the scary movie whilst everyone else is screaming and goes "what the thats so fake, the blood doesnt squirt in a line that far. STUPID" Copy this on your profile.

If you have ever snorted whilest laughing copy and paste this to your profile

<span class="mw-headline" id="Girl_Side_.2F_Guy_Side" style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Girl Side / Guy Side
<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">YOUR GUY SIDE: <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">TOTAL: 20 omg ima dude moer than a girl lol, cause i own like that ;)
 * You love hoodies. How cant i, i own so many hoodies its funny.
 * You love jeans. Practically all i wear
 * Dogs are better than cats. My dog is call seumus he is da best, dogs rule and cats are vile cretiness creatures
 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. Uh hell yeah lol.
 * You've played with/against boys on a team. All the time, im on the boys gaelic football team and i won their asses
 * Shopping is torture. Yes sorry girlies but i really hate shopping urgh.
 * Sad movies suck. To be honest i prefer an action or murder film. or a comedy but not all of them suck
 * You own/ed an X-Box. Who hasn't?
 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. Um no, i prefered books lol i was and still am a sad child :) an proud
 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. Yeah just like my uncle :)
 * You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. mhm
 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. No.
 * You watch sports on TV. UH YEAH MAN UNTIED! im a big footie fan.
 * Gory movies are cool. in my opinon
 * You go to your dad for advice. Yes but i am more likely to go to my mummy dearest.
 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. Um no i am not american so thats not a trend over here.
 * You like going to high school football games. Like i said not american so i cant, but i do go to local footie matches and im on the girls team. so i'll count that as an yes.
 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. No never, always thought that to be stupid.
 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. Yes BAGGY PANTS OWN DUDE!
 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. not if it's with ma bezzie and over all that's a grand total of 13 of us so no.
 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. Yes love green!
 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Hell yeah cause im like that.
 * Sports are fun yeah but you dont have to be boyish to love sports.
 * Talk with food in your mouth. sometimes ima slob :)
 * Sleep with your socks on at night No sorry i just cant i find it too weird feeling

<p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">YOUR GIRL SIDE: <p style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial;">TOTAL: 11 WOW is that bad? lol
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. No dont own make up im not like that :P
 * You love to shop. I will when its neccaessary, but i dont love it.
 * You wear eyeliner. No dont own make up
 * You wear the color pink yeah but i dont like choose pink i hate the colour but some of my fav tops are pink same with ma hoodie omg it rules.
 * Go to your mom for advice. Yeah we are soooo different tho :/
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. Um we dont cheerlead where i live but i still do.
 * You hate wearing the color black. I wear black all the time, my nails are always painted black.
 * You like hanging out at the mall. We dont have malls.
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. No i hate them :P
 * You were jewlerry? Yh i still wear jewlerry
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. NO i hate skirts and i am proud to say i dont own any dresses.
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. NO
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars. um no not really but return of the jedi was good. so i think that counts as an yes ?
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? Yeah i do tap, irish and manx. i used to do ballet.
 * It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. NO
 * You smile a lot more than you should. Yes but im just a happy person i love my life so i can. its good to smile
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. Um yeah but most of them are converses or trainers.
 * You care about what you look like. Um i dont know how to answer that, i do but i dont care what others thnik about it.
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. NO NO NO NO NO
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. Yeah i own perfume. i love the glee one anyone elso love it?
 * You love the movies. Um if that means cinema then yes
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. No i read books LOL
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Um actually yes me and my friends do it all of the time but we do it silly not seriously
 * Like being the star of everything. honestly no.

<h2 style="border-style: initial; border-color: initial; ">Pics and other things that make me lol >:)