User blog comment:Twilightluver0429/What if Questions 4/@comment-3984470-20120416231603

1. I would be best friends with Felix, Demetri, and Heidi.

2. If I were a shape-shifter and married Jacob...Yum.

3. Then I would still dislike them.

4. The world wouldn't be fun. It'd be like, "Oh, Bob's a vampire...no biggie." Also, every human would probably be dead or a vampire. And the wolves and vampires would be fighting 24/7.

5. ...They would not look very hot, lol.

6. S**t would happen. No, no, and no.

7. I would kick Edward in the nonexistent balls and laugh at his song. I would need tissues for Jake's.

8. I would call Edward to ask for Emmett's number, and I would be talking to Jacob all the time.

9. Then we'd all be dead.

10. He'd be in charge of a huge daycare center. I'd feel bad for him.