Talk:Esme Cullen/@comment-3044502-20100911205233/@comment-71.191.48.174-20101106153809

Twitards are people who are obsessivly infatuated with the movie and/or book qurtet called The Twilight Saga. Symptoms of being a Twitard: Being able to give full biography of characters on the spot Reading Twilight and memorizing lines as if it were the Bible Being Afflicted with the condition O.C.D. (Cobsesssive Cullen Disorder) Having watched or read the Twilight Series multiple times And the list goes on and on

I am sad to say that I, too, have been infected with this horrible disease and have only a few years to live due to being in the last stages of the disorder. The only reason I am still alive now is because i am difficultly waiting for Breaking Part 1 and Two to come out.