User blog:Twilightluver0429/Twilight Funny names Spoof

This is just for fun it doesnt really true about the series

Edward: Eddie

When Edward was 6, his parents called him Eddie, Like "We love you Eddie"

Then after Edward was turned into a vampire and his mother was still living

"EDDIE! YOUR LIVIIN"

"STOP CALLING ME EDDIE OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU"


 * Edwards mom dies because Edward was mad at her and of the influenza*

Bella: Bells

Bella's usual nickname

after Breaking Dawn, Bella is mad at Charlie for calling her Bells

"IM NOT BELLS, WHAT DO YOU THINK DO I LOOK LIKE BELLS?!


 * Charlies in the Hospital*

Emmett: Emmy

by Rosalie starting from 2009

Emmett's Reaction

"WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE AN EMMY? OR DO I LOOK LIKE EMMY ROSSUM?"


 * Rosalie and Emmet still have sex with each other*

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