User:Mectrixctic

Hi, I'm Mectrixctic. I like Runescape, Dizzywood, Club Penguin, the Simpsons, the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Spongebob, and other things.

But not Twilight.

I am reading Twilight, and I think it is a horrible book. OMG, Bella is annoying. James should've killed her. Better yet, Edward should've never saved her, and let Tyler squish her like a bug with his car.

Seriously, "part-albino"

All in all, this book deserves all the negativity it got. I don't how anyone else can like it. One of my friends told me that he/she/it liked the twilight series but not Harry Potter. Oh, come on! Harry Potter is hundreds of times better then any children's fantasy novel Meyers will ever dream of writing.

Well, we all had our fair shair of liking trash and detesting masterpieces; I enjoyed "Alvin and the Chipmunks" but not "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I don't see what the big deal is. It's just some guy looking for a box.

Back on subject, here's how the Twilight series could've been greatly improved

1. If Edward and Bella never loved each other. Their relationship could barley be called friendship, and the only reason why they stick together is to make sure that Forks is safe from Vamps and Lycans

2. If Edward, Bella, and Jacob were in 3rd-6th grade old, like Meyer's writing skills., and their personality

3. If Bella wasn't annoying

4. If Bella wasn't the narrator

5. If the kids didn't automatically swarm around Bella, asking her to be their friend

6. If Steff did her research on vampires, and didn't make them like that

7. If it was never written

I could go on, but it isn't really worth m time. The only reason to why I'm reading Twilight is because I'm writing a novel that parodies Twilight, but is much better. Because Twilight is too terrible to stand alone, it'll be parodying Harry Potter, The Inheritance Cycle, The Spiderwich Chronicles, as well as other works of art that Meyer probably won't be able to accomplish.

These weren't done by me. But they're funny as Andy Griffiths' Just! series

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