Talk:Vampire/@comment-5961531-20140704022022/@comment-3261734-20140704210135

Well Bella basically said she was hard as diamond, but anyway in the official illustrated guide, it says vampire skin is harder than granite, rendering their bodies nearly indestructible... Here's another feat of their durability specifically designed to casually shock you in eclipse: Edward and Bella passing a note in class.

Edward: I wasn't about to send you off alone. With your luck, not even the black box would survive.

Bella: So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?

Edward: Why is the plane crashing?

Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.

Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane.

Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a death spiral toward the earth.

Edward: I'd wait till we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, kick out the wall, and jump. Then I'd run you back to the scene of the accident, and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.