User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt



So you came here to find out about me... I'm not really incredibly that interesting, per se, but I'm glad you came here...

Hey!

Call me TeamTaycob, K, etc. In fact, you can call me the Pacific Northwest Powerhouse.... I want to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 at midnight and skip school that Friday because it will be my birthday. I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. If only there were such heated discussions in Twilight Club last year at my school... (No, seriously, a teacher started a Twilight club. I even made a funny comic to promote it.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to. I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. (Thanks, Lia!) Including Bella's Lullaby, but I think my version by ear is much better.

-Jacob's Theme. It's very easy.

-Bella's Theme/ Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I sort of like school, but mainly so I can be with my friends. Science is heaven with some of my best friends in there with me.

I also like to write. My Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books. I'm still working on Breaking Down, the parody of Breaking Dawn, but I'm stuck in such a rough place. I can't seem to get out. =(

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD at midnight, I've been watching it, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now... I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything.

And, um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but... =)

Best Buds In Real Life (In No Particular Order)

 * Pamela. (Was in choir. Used to play the flute. We call each other "Sam" and "Pat". I have so much fun with Pam. We shall be "Pain" and "Torture" next school year.)
 * JoAnne. (In choir. We call the BD-1 headboard breakage "X-Treme Hardcoreness." So much fun at lunch and in math with the older kids a year older than us even though three particular boys were obnoxious and rude.)
 * Shweta. (She plays the flute, is a wild beast that can't be tamed, and she can just about bend in half. Her room has a billion gymnastic things in it. She has the gymnastics version of a twibrary.)
 * Jose. (Plays the sax. So funny, especially in Science class. He and Shweta made science fun last year.)
 * Gretchen. (Plays the viola. She makes Taylor Lautner jokes, but she will pay someday...)
 * Liz. (I've been at her side since the very beginning of middle school.)
 * Ashlee. (Plays the violin. Best orchestra bud EVER. Camp was a blast! I couldn't ask for a better friend to party in P.E. and the school dances and orchestra with.)
 * Clarissa. (She is the sweetest, and she has so many skills. I love her to death.)
 * Darinka. (Plays the violin. She's easy-going, and she's always my stand partner in Fiddle Club.)
 * Talia. (Plays the violin. She's the best stand partner in orchestra ever. We are always partners. I honestly cannot play as well with a different person. She used to be OBSESSED with the Twilight Saga and now she's saying it sucks, but I don't believe her. I remember how she forced our old AP English class to listen to her Twilight Edward vs. Jacob rant.)
 * Kaylee. (We've been friends since the 4th grade and we still annoy each other to death, slapping each other in the faces playfully with out planners...)
 * Marisol. (Plays the violin. She's a grade younger than me, but we love to talk about the Twilight Saga with each other.)
 * Morgyn. (Amazing and too sarcastic for her own good. Let's just leave it at that.)
 * Perla. (We love Glee, and are always playing around. Perla's great.)
 * Ranea. (Used to play the clarinet. We just bond like *click*.)
 * T.J. (Plays the drums. We used to debate about the Saga all the time!! She just moved to Sacramento, CA., and I'm so sad...)
 * Taylor. (Plays the clarinet. She was my twin for Twin Day!)

My Favorite Characters

 * Jacob (LOVE him!!)
 * Rosalie (She's awesome)
 * Emmett (So funny!)
 * (sometimes) Alice
 * The Denali coven (Tanya, Irina, and Kate dated then ate human men? Reow! And they're just awesome anyway)
 * Jane (Tiny but packs a punch)
 * Alec (Cute)
 * Seth (Adorable and optimistic!)Picture66.png
 * Leah (The bomb-shniz)
 * Charlie (The unsung hero)
 * Paul (I love how Alex Meraz says his own name!)
 * Jared (Him in Eclipse with the chicken wing! LOL!)
 * Victoria (Her story is the bomb-shniz)
 * Esme (So sweet)
 * Carlisle (An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's so cute, so screw the fruit.)
 * Riley (I love how he charged through that water. And: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE??!!!")
 * Bree (Interesting background story. I wish she hadn't died.)
 * Jessica (Has the most obvious thoughts in the Midnight Sun partial draft, but she's funny.)
 * Angela (I love Angela and Christian Serratos. Remember Christian as Suzie Crabgrass in Ned's Declassified?)
 * Lauren (I really, really wish she was portrayed in the movies by Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panetteire, Taylor Swift, or Chelsea Kane! Lauren is such a fun character!)
 * Felix (he is so hot! "Immortality suits you." My gosh...)
 * Sue (she is a tough cookie!)
 * The Volturi (when you've got power, USE IT!)

My Favorite Pairings That I Wish Existed, But Failed To Exist =(

 * Jacob and Leah (Team Blackwater!)
 * Tanya and Edward (That would be the coolest couple and you know it...)
 * Riley and Bree (Interesting...)
 * Bella and Felix (Felix likes her! And he's funny and hot!)
 * Bella and Mike (That would be funny)
 * James and Bella (Umm...)
 * Demetri and Heidi (They would be hot together and you know it.)
 * Jane and Jasper (Odd, but interesting.)
 * Taylor Lautner and I (AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)
 * Victoria and Emmett (Weird, but cool.)
 * Alice and Emmett (Tall and big + tiny = cute)
 * Jacob and Edward (Screw Bella. Fire and ice together works. :D)
 * Mike and Tanya (I read this fanfic about them.... OH MY TWILIGHT.)
 * Kate and Jasper (Two cute people make a cute couple!)
 * Kate and Emmett (I dunno...)
 * Felix and Gianna ("He flashed her a wink and a fierce smile" or something...)
 * Alice and Jacob (Well, y'know...)
 * Jane and Embry (Hahaha!)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying...
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!Picture777.png
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. *fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!
 * Awkward...
 * And pigs fly!
 * Yeah, buddy!

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. So much, that the first disk is scratched and I need a new one! I literally cried when it stopped working. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn twice so far.

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!Picture2777.png

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm)
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm)
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm)
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm)
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am)
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am)
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am)
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, EW."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL.

Users I Admire On This Wiki

 * Bellscullen (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years.)Emmett_rosalie_lunch.jpg
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page.)
 * LuckyTimothy (He has some of the best grammar and spelling on this Wiki. Seriously.)
 * Alexa dreamer20 (She has a really good opinion.)
 * EdwardCu11enRocks (Her opinion is also great and she can get away with being Team Switzerland with a screen name like that.)
 * Mrs. Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix.)
 * GingerAsh (She has the best fanfiction, and she's really smart too.)
 * Team-jacob girl (She was at the Seattle Twilight Convention too!)
 * Teamcullen (She is totally sweet!)

Dawn is breaking...
I really cannot wait for the Breaking Dawn films. I see the teaser trailer for part 1 at least five times every day, and I've even dreamed about it. I hated the book, but I think I will like part 2. But I also think it will be awkward. Y'know, with Renesmee sitting there like, "Lemme touch your face!"

July 1, 2010
I was just on the Glee wiki and the Regular Show wiki.... It's bright there. Now I'm back to the good ole black-n-red. I'm home.

Etc. etc....

 * I just realized that I am going to be so heartbroken when this Saga is over. What will I turn to? Glee? The Vampire Diaries? Only time can tell.



a Twilight picture is worth a million.
-Team Taycob

Music of the Twilight Saga
===thumb|left|300px|My favorite Twilight Saga song...EVER.thumb|300px|right|One of my favoritesthumb|left|300px|I wanna get lost with Taylor LautnerThe movies may not be the best, but the music certainly is. Here are some of my favorite songs from the Twilight Saga. Enjoy. =)===

If you mess with me, I'll seek you out, flay you alive.... One more word, and you won't survive. Ha-ha, just kidding... Sort of.

thumb|300px|left|This song is great, but it makes me feel bad for some reason...

If it weren't for the Twilight Saga, I would not be a huge fan of different music, like indie rock. I would still be jamming to Ke$ha and only Ke$ha here in my room. Thank you, Twilight. Thank you.

The Best Twilight Saga Parodies Yet
Yes, I must even show the parodies. I promise not to show the bad ones, but here are my favorites. They start down here with the Hillywood Show's Eclipse parody. That songs to the left of this,"Roslyn" and "Let's Get Lost", are not parodies. (The Hillywood Show parody is the one with Bella having her arms wrapped around both Jacob and Edward, by the way...)

thumb|300px|right|THE BEST...EVER....PERIOD.thumb|left|300px|And here's Part 2!thumb|right|300px|Great!

thumb|left|300px|I just can't get enough of the Hillywood Showthumb|300px|right|I know... But it had me on the floor laughing.thumb|left|300px|Best parody I've seen today. It's AMAZING.thumb|right|300px|It's not really a parody, but more of an "in a nutshell" video. But it's funny.

thumb|322px|left|I am a music junkie of the Saga as you can tell... LISTEN TO THIS. IT IS AH-MAY-ZINGG!