User blog:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt/Hey, party people.

I've been a bit distant simply because I'm out of town. I'm in the south - Alabama, to be exact - visiting family. Now, I haven't been in the south in years, but that was just Texas. The deep south is a different story. A few things I've discovered here: I took two flights, and on the first one I read some of Breaking Dawn, book three.
 * Humid is the key word for the weather. Floridians, I feel your pain. I'm inhaling water.
 * Tropical Storm Isaac is coming, oh crap.
 * Southern hospitality is NOT an exaggerated. People. Are. SO. Nice. Dammit, why can't there be such thing as northern hospitality?!
 * Sweet tea is sweeter than anything I've ever tasted.
 * (Alice, Sam, can you two feel the awkwardness in the air? I'm in your time zone, wahaha.)
 * Small flights are scary.
 * In-flight movies suck.
 * Male flight attendants do exist.
 * It is hot as hell.
 * Everything is cheaper, hyfr.
 * My mother is reading Fifty Shades of Crap, help.
 * Southern hospitality, ok.

LAWD, I underestimated that book.

Yes, too much Cullens, but damn, I was enjoying it. Once Irina sees Renesmee, things kick into gear and they get intense - fast.

The "confrontation" was great, tbh. Long, but still good. Half the time I was sitting there yelling, "WERK THAT SHIELD, BELLA!! WERK IT! AND PROTECT THE WOLVES, DAMMIT."

You see, I only read book three of Breaking Dawn once and that was like three summers ago. So this experience was totally new to me.

I'm almost done (twenty pages left, I think), and I have to say that I didn't give this book a chance. I mean, it sucks, but it doesn't suck that much. I took note on every lame crack from Garrett and every interesting thing with Eleazar.

My parents are wondering why I'm on my laptop so much. I might catch up later.

I love you guys! *hugs from two hours either closer or further away*

Take care,  Team  Taycob   01:37, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, and if I can't get on anymore during this trip, happy birthday to Kelly and Megan (LavendaBrunette and Teamemmet). You bitches were some of the first people I knew on this Wiki. August 30 and 31 are special days. Enjoy it, ladies!