Talk:Stephenie Meyer/@comment-92.41.249.253-20100909224642

The whole premise of Vampires having romantic relationships with their food is just stupid. Maybe now Frankensteins monster can equally have the head of Brad Pitt, The chest of Duane 'The rock' Johnson, and the cock of Jonah Falcon (Man with the worlds biggest dick)... and be the new romantic interest of Carrie from sex and the city.... and all that will be fine?????? It's enough to make Bram Stoker rise from the grave and take the life of the daft bint Stephanie Meyer.