Talk:Breaking Dawn/@comment-3984470-20111007012857

If I could write an epilogue to Breaking Dawn, I would make it a little funny and ridiculous. Bella would be telling a story to Tanya and Kate. "So I grabbed Aro by the throat, looked him straight in the eyes and said, 'Aro, you have 'til the count of zero to get a haircut and apologize to me, my daughter, and my entire family, 'cause Renesmee is the best name you've ever heard.' And, uh, that's how I became the vampire ambassador of the universe."