User:TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl

"About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Ashley Greene was flawless. Second, Charlie and his can of beer were a better couple than Edward and Bella. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Lipton ice tea."

- Nike's Girl

And So It Begins...
Welcome to my profile.

For some reason, you are staring at this page. If the reason is to vandalize it, get out of here before it's too late. ;)

My Twilight History
I'll try to keep this as short as possible.

Well, what do you need to know? I used to be a "Twilight hater". In 2009 I remember I was about to watch New Moon but it turned out that I didn't (although the fact that Jacob turned into a werewolf had already been spoiled for me).

In 2011, in May, specifically, Twilight was on TV. I liked it but I didn't love it. After that, my interest in the Twilight series began. The rest is history, I guess.

Why I Am Here
Initially, I signed in because of a friend, who's still the reason why I am here, along with other people. You see, as my username reveals, I used to be really Taycobsessed and I shared my love for Taycob with other people. I must admit I'm not that Taycobsessed now.

Chat
For the record, I don't chat. I know I've been in there a couple of times, but that was the exception rather than the rule. Anyways, the chat doesn't always function smoothly, not showing my messages, which is annoying. Besides, I don't chat because I want to check regularly the wiki activity, to see if there's vandalism going on. I know, my reasons for not chatting are lame, but I can't help it. ;)

You And I
We can either be friends or enemies, but I'm not sure about the last one; I don't like having enemies on this wiki.

How Can I Help you:
 * I can make you a signature.
 * I can archive your talk page.
 * I can help you with editing, but I'm not as experienced as other users. ;)
 * etc.

Jella = Jacob + Bella
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110925174418/twilightsaga/images/thumb/b/b6/Tumblr_lnmf1nCdB21qau4uko1_500.png/437px-Tumblr_lnmf1nCdB21qau4uko1_500.png "There was nothing left in my life at this point that was more important than Jacob Black"

- Bella Swan, New Moon

Jacob Black: Why I Like Jacob:

 * He's cheerful.
 * He has a sense of humor
 * He is mature even though he's still a kid.
 * He's honest.
 * He is the real hero in the series, not Mr. Eddie. (in my opinion)
 * He can be a really good friend.
 * He can cheer his friends up when they are upset.
 * He's a warm person.
 * He's the guy that Bella should be with.
 * He's brave. *cough* he save Bella's life countless times *cough*
 * He's not perfect. He has flaws.
 * He's friendly and out-going.
 * He's cute and -face it- hot.
 * The only thing he does is helping, loving and protecting Bella. And what he gets is being treated like trash which is completely unfair!
 * He's down to earth and "real". (you know what I mean.) He's not "dreamy".

Bella Swan : Why I Like Bella:
I really don't like Bella. She's too perfect. Everyone loves her. And the ones who don't love her, die. Moreover, she thinks that humans are nothing, while, in her mind vampires are gods. She doesn't deserve Jacob. Or Charlie or everything else that she has without even trying or really wanted to have. The only thing that matters to her is Edward. She's his pet or something. He's controlling and he doesn't let her what she wants to do. What's more, Bella's sellfish, she only cares about herself and she doesn't care what happens to the people around her. Many people, vampires died for her, but she doesn't care. She just wanna be with her Eddie. No matter what happens to the world around her. She's so narrow-minded. She doesn't deserve the attention she gets. She doesn't deserve Jacob. He's too good for her. Additionally, she has no personality and no humor at all. Okay, it's not essential for a character to have a sense of humor, but she has no special features. At all. She wanted immortality, eternal beauty and to sleep with Eddie (I'm really trying to be nice here). She got it. As Dee says, she's a Mary-Sue.
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However, in my opinion, Jacob and Bella should be together.

I ship Jella because:
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 * They just FIT!
 * They have a great time together.
 * They make each other laugh and generally be happy.
 * In a real-life world - let's face it - they would be together.
 * They know each other.
 * Jacob loves her. He isn't attracted to her smell. *cough cough*
 * Their relationship would be HEALTHY. (Go healthy relationships!)
 * They are so close to each other. They share everything. Jacob loved her even after she got married.
 * They understand each other.
 * They are just beautiful together.
 * Their relationship isn't perfect. Who said it is? They have their intense moments and everything, and that makes it normal.
 * They look so good together.
 * They have a normal-teenage relationship.
 * Jacob always fights for her. But he wants her to be happy, no matter what.
 * He was her friend, he loved her and - FACE IT - she loved him too!
 * Bella Black sounds much better than Bella Cullen.
 * Jella (aka Jacob) hugs are awesome!
 * They care for each other.
 * They are - FACE IT - such a nice couple!
 * Team Jella really kicks butt!
 * They love and protect each other.
 * Their personalities match: The one completes the other.
 * I loved them together EVEN in Twilight, in which they were like 5 minutes together!
 * Jake would have been her friend, boyfriend, protector and soulmate, all together.
 * She SMILES around him. Does she ever smile with Ed?
 * They both look happy together.What else?
 * Jella is too hot to handle (THTH).
 * New Moon: Enough said.
 * They look F_L_A_W_L_E_S_S together!
 * Bella feels free near Jacob.
 * Jacob "broke" the treaty in order to see if she's safe when entering her house in New Moon, while Ed LEFT her ALONE in the woods, completely unprotected.


 * Bella was just so happy to see him at her wedding! *cough cough* as TeamTaycob says, she was happier to see him over her own husband .*cough cough*

Ashley Greene
Because I like Ashley. She's beautiful, athletic, smoking-free and a really cool person with a great opinion. Altogether, a great rolemodel. :) She's my fashion icon.

Friends On This Wiki
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 * TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt (We both love Jacob Black,Taylor Lautner, Jella, Taysten etc. A chat between TTSDWI and me, may last for a century. :) We have just the same opinions! Team Taycobsession honey! Team Jacob 'cause awesomeness never dies! Guess what? She's an admin now. "Hey, sassy admin!" ;) UPDATE: This girl taught me to appreciate good music, such as the one and only New Moon soundtrack and score. Love you Dee, you ROCK, gurl.) *Jacob hugs, Jacob hugs and Jacob hugs*
 * DenaliLover (One of the cutest things on this Wiki! Team Jacob with ultra cuteness!)*Jacob hugs*
 * LuckyTimothy ( I'm always asking things,being really annoying with my stupid questions but this person is really helpful and friendly to me! And one of the most significant admins. :) UPDATE: TheJokerBoy (The Dark Knight) is adorable and he knows the reason. ;) )*Jacob hugs*
 * Twilightsagafan (A Team Jacob fan) *Jacob hugs*
 * TeamSeth (Team Jacob and Team Jella! I love her opinion on Jella, and I agree with her. Extreme cuteness too!)*Jacob hugs*
 * Pucktana88 ( A VERY kind and friendly person who deserves many Jacob hugs!)*Jacob hugs*
 * JacobFan81 (UPDATE: Her. Sarcasm. Is. Priceless.) ) *Jacob hugs*
 * Ilovestephaniemeyer (Team Wolf Pack! A Wolf Pack lover!Aha, dude! :) UPDATE: She has changed her name to TheWolfPacksBitch) *Jacob hugs*
 * LavendaBrunette (An awesome person as well, who loves every user on this Wiki!) *Jacob hugs*
 * Wolvesforever17 (Wolves are awesome!) *Jacob hugs*
 * Krashley (always nice to make new friends!) *Jacob hugs*
 * MinorStoop (a really helpful person who's always glad to help others) *Jacob hugs*
 * TeamJakeward1402 (a new friend of mine) *Jacob hugs*
 * Imataycobsobettergetusedtoit (a new Taycob fan! Taycob family gets some love! UPDATE:She has left the wiki.) *Jacob hugs*
 * Carmen Maestro (a Jella/Taysten fan! I love her love for Jella. Team Jella!) *Jacob hugs*
 * JasperandDamonHottestvamps (another Twilight fan who prefers Jella over Bedward!Love her opinion too! She ROCKS! UPDATE:Words can't describe how awesome this person is. My nickname for her: Daspelas. She knows.) *Jacob hugs*
 * Love and Lust (she's awesome too, and she likes Jella. She's really sweet. UPDATE: Her fanfics are great.) *Jacob hugs*
 * Lana Del Rey Girl: (a new friend.Yay!) *Jacob hugs*
 * Carmen And Blue Jeans: (another new friend of mine. To keep it short, she's awesome :) ) *Jacob hugs*
 * TeamTwilightFanLawrenceGirl :(She loves J.Lawrence and Lana del Rey) *Jacob hugs*
 * TeamTaystenUntilAllTheAvoxesSpeak :(She loves Taysten, yeah!) *Jacob hugs*
 * Sorry If I forgot anyone.....

General upadate :I may not talk to every person on this list and some of them have left the wiki/are not that active anymore, but whatever the situation is, I don't like removing people from friends lists.

Picture:
Look at this picture! Jashan made it and it's so cool.

I'm the only one with my user-nickname on it, though, lol. That's how I rule, I guess. ;)

THANK YOU! *Jacob hugs* :)

Pages I Have Created:
I have created many pages, haven't I? :P
 * Top 10 List:Why you should be on Team Billy
 * Gallery:Ali Faulkner
 * Top 10 List:Best dressed Twilight characters
 * Gallery:Graham Greene
 * Gallery:Harry Clearwater

Fan Art And Edits By Me
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My Favourite Pages:

 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Jacob Black
 * Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner
 * Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Shape-shifter
 * Bella's truck
 * Alice Cullen
 * Charlie Swan

The End: Forever Is Only The Beginning...
That's it. Have a good time! Bye!

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