Talk:Bella Swan and Jacob Black/@comment-3984470-20110720140936

LMAO!

"Edward is worried that Bella will die and offers to "pimp her out" by letting Jacob sleep with her to give her a child who won't kill her slowly."

I love how in Breaking Dawn after he imprints, he and Bella NEVER mention that they kissed twice. It was like, "Yeah...let's say that never happened."