Talk:Ten reasons Jacob is stupid/@comment-4846758-20120209085136

(A) At least he's not some soulless blood-sucker who stole the woman who first MET him. (B) Renesmeè has lots of reasons why Jacob should imprint on her. (C) He saved the kid - and the Cullens' - butts by imprinting. (D) He's funny. (E) He's naturally hot. (F) Bella HAD to meet him first rather than Edward, so it was ALL her fault why he has a broken heart. AND (G) He doesn't sparkle, which proves he is a real man, not like some OTHER GUYS (*cough*Edward*cough*)