User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

(You should check out the user page of my bestie, LavendaBrunette, who I tend to call Gaga. "Escaping women's prison, killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since March 11, 2010." XD

Lav and I are living proof that long-lost twins can look nothing alike; a Twihard can be best friends with a Potterhead; the connection between Little Monsters is worldwide; and people from Team Edward and Team Jacob can actually be best buds. It's possible, guys.)

Heyy!

So you came here to find out about me. I'm flattered! But I'm not that interesting. So...good luck!

By the way, don't you like my info box gif? It's just beautiful. Jella for life, babe.

You can call me TeamTaycob, Taycob, TT, Short-TT (since there is the Long-TT [aka TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl aka the other TeamTaycob] of this Wiki), Dee, or simply K. To start things off, I would like to say that I am pretty nice...unless you bash the things I love. I will defend what and who I love until the very end and beyond. But other than that, I'm a people-person. I like people. In real life I'm sort of shy, but I'm pretty fun to be around. I'm pretty krazy (krazy is wilder than "crazy") too. Some might call me an AN-I-MAL!!! I am passionate about the things I love, and I'm always willing to learn more.

I can be your best friend, your sister, your admirer, or in some cases, your worst enemy, but don't count on that last one.

I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. In other words, I am a critical fan. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. (I honest consider myself a Twilight rebel - I am not your average Twihard.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to. I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. Including "Bella's Lullaby", but I think my version by ear is much better.

-"Jacob's Theme". It's very easy.

-"Bella's Theme" / Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

-Lots of other music. Learning by ear is a breeze after a while.

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I also like to write. My former Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books.

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Jacob and Bella were made for each other. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action and the funnies, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." Once again, the fact that Jacob and Bella were made for each other is shown. My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD, I've been watching it a lot, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. He's very creepy too. I really dislike Edward, as well as Bella. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. A boy that's stalking me, obsessing over me, and seems funny about it? Nuh-uh, boo-boo. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. I am Jacobsessed (yes, honey, it's a new word, but I did not make it up; TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl did, and the word kicks butt.) The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn, however, were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now....I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything. I can't wait to see her be the strong vampire goddess that she is supposed to be.

Um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but...

Oh, and I promise that I don't bite...unless I'm provoked. ;)

If you have a question about me, or just want to say hi, or anything in between, don't hesitate to leave a message on my talk page! You fabulous Wikiers bring smiles to my face everyday.

How 'bout you take a poll?
What do you think of TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt? That's my home skillet biscuit right there Who the hell is that and why is her name so long? I don't know.... I hate the bitch I don't care for her She doesn't shut up I love her like a sister She's crazy She's more twisted than a door knob

Team Jacob until the very end and beyond because the awesomeness never dies. (Plus other teams I am on)
Me: Twilight Saga fan favorite grams! Kate, two for you. Jacob Black? FOUR for you, Jacob Black! You go, Jacob Black. And uh, do we have an "Eleazee" here?

Eleazar: It's Eleazar.

Me: Oh, one for you, Eleazar. Here ya go. AndnoneforEdwardCullenandBellaSwanbye...

As a disclaimer, I am on Team Everyone besides Bella, Edward, and Re-name-me. So there.

Anyone who is on Team Jacob (or anyone who wants to understand him) needs to read this.
Being Jacob Black, a New Moon extra, is amazing. If there is one thing I am glad that Stephenie Meyer has written, it's this. It's loads better than Midnight Sun, in my opinion. I've always wondered how it feels to be Jacob Black, and with this, I now have a good idea. It must suck. But it's in Jake's perspective, and I still love it. The only thing that could make this better would be if I could read the entire New Moon and Eclipse novels in Jacob's great perspective. Stephenie Meyer has started Midnight Sun, Twilight in Edward Cullen's perspective, so why not? Jacob is much, MUCH greater than Edward (and IDGAF about Edward's stalkerish, twisted perspective anyway), so it's only fair. So to get to my point, here is the link to Being Jacob Black, one of my favorite pieces of writing out of the entire Twilight Saga. You should read it. It's good. It kills flays Bella and Edward's perspectives combined alive.

Being Jacob Black

And why I am on Team Jacob, for the record.
I do not prefer Jacob because he's hot. No. Not at all. Being hot is a plus, but that's not why I love him. Jacob also isn't perfect, like Edward is, in others' eyes. I can list some of Jacob's flaws, in fact: But there are also reasons why I love him: And my most important reason:
 * He's stubborn.
 * He can be rude.
 * He's sarcastic.
 * He can be immature.
 * He can be pushy.
 * Okay, and yeah, he can be an ass.
 * He grows and matures a lot as a character.
 * He actually understands Bella, so he doesn't have to guess what she's thinking.
 * He makes Bella happy, whereas Edward makes Bella nervous and paranoid.
 * He truly loves Bella, and Bella truly loved (yes, loved, not loves anymore) him.
 * He doesn't give cryptic little remarks; he's to-the-fricking-point
 * He has a pulse and a sense of humor.
 * He and Bella have equal power in their relationship.
 * He's very forgiving.
 * Who the hell wants to cuddle with a fricking corpse?
 * He's fun!
 * He doesn't sparkle.
 * He makes Bella feel safe and secure.
 * He fights for what he wants.
 * He didn't get a good ending, so he'll live in my heart forever.

He isn't perfect.

I know a sense of humor, a pulse, love, equal power, honesty, warmth, happiness, forgiveness, safeness, security, effort, fun, and character growth may not be your cup of tea, but it certainly is mine. Jacob isn't perfect, and I love him for that. Perfection is boring. Perfection is predictable. Perfection won't teach you anything. I love Jacob flaws and all.

Now shut the f**k up about all Jacob fans being on Team Jacob because he's hot.

My Favorite Pages

 * Breaking Dawn (films)
 * Denali Coven
 * Jacob Black
 * Tanya
 * Kate
 * Carmen and Eleazar
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Seth Clearwater
 * Rosalie Hale
 * Emmett Cullen
 * Volturi
 * Felix
 * Easter eggs
 * Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Imprinting
 * Gallery:Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Breaking Dawn movie screenshots
 * Gallery:Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Jacob Black and Bella Swan
 * Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Breaking Dawn movie quotes
 * Gallery:Quileutes
 * Shape-shifter
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Paul Lahote
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Julia Jones
 * Gallery:Tinsel Korey

I love this guy and his take on BD-1.
thumb|400px|left|Where has he been all my life?!?

My username
When I was coming with a name on here, I wanted something about Taylor Lautner or Jacob Black to be part of it. Why not show my love for some of my favorite character or celeb every time I post something, probably annoying the crap out of others? Well, I couldn't decide, and then I remembered a combination of "Taylor" and "Jacob" I had seen somewhere, called Taycob. (There was even such thing as Taycob Blautner.) Clever, huh? Whoever made that up deserves an award or something. The "SoDealWithIt" part of my name was all me. I'm a self-proclaimed sass-master, ha-ha. My full name, "TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt", really just shows that I am on Team Taycob (Taylor and Jacob), so you'll just have to accept it. If you can't accept it...well, that just sort of sucks for you.

Variations

 * TeamTaycob (I forgot who initially came up with this one. I think it was me.)
 * Taycob (Thought up of by Twilightsagafan.)
 * TTSDWI (First said by either LuckyTimothy or Puddinginthesky. I forgot. :P)
 * Tay (First said by CarlaCullen...I like this nickname a lot. :D)
 * Tay Tay (First said by CarlaCullen. She comes up with nice nicknames. :D)
 * TT (First said by LuckyTimothy.)
 * Short Double-T (invented in a fit of devilry by MinorStoop, to distinguish the bearer from the Long TT elsewhere on the wiki :-P, but not yet used) (Thanks for that, MS. - [You're welcome, Double-T. :)])
 * Short-TT (invented by MinorStoop)
 * Boss-TT (invented by MinorStoop)
 * Chief-TT (invented by MinorStoop)

Other acceptable names

 * Dee
 * K
 * Mrs. Taylor Lautner
 * Mrs. Jacob Black
 * Honey B (only if you're a close friend; it'll be awkward if otherwise)
 * Bee/Bey (they're pronounced the same way)

About my avatars
I've noticed that when I first became a member on this Wiki that I mainly used avatars of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner together...and I regret nothing. Then I remembered that I started using avatars of my favorite on-screen team aka Kristen, Taylor, and Robert. (Yes, I did let the filthy hobo sneak into my avatar photo. Shocking, I know. [No worries, though, I like Robert]) Then I went to strictly Taylor Lautner, my favorite actor/model/personality/dancer/cute person in the entire world. It's rare that I use an avatar that isn't of Taylor now. So, the real question about my avatar is, What photo of Taylor Lautner will I use next? If you know me and my obsession with Taylor, you know it will be smokin'. ;) But on the other hand, I love photos of Taylor and Kristen too, so you'll probably see those around now.

To clear things up...
I am, in fact, a Twilight fan. People tend to say that I am not a fan at all just because I do not like Bella and Edward. I am a critical fan, people. Believe me, they exist. There are some in the world. After all, we couldn't function without them. I am also a total Twihard. I've examined this piece of work long and hard, and I still am. I could tell you nerly anything you want to know about the Twilight Saga. Which cast members wore wigs or had their hair dyed, how the supernatural abilities work, why so-and-so did what, etc. Just because I don't cream my panties over Edward, I don't imagine myself as Bella, and I tend to bash characters doesn't mean I am not a fan. I am an avid fan of the Twilight Saga. I love the series for its better characters and their histories, not for Edward and Bella. I can even give some cons to the imperfect Jacob Black. I love him because he isn't perfect. I am one of the few fans that can admit to the Twilight Saga's pros and cons. I'm just keeping it real, guys. Love me or hate me.

Pages (along with Team Templates and Top 10 Lists) I Have Created

 * Gallery:Alex Rice
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Weird Twilight-Related Acts We Admit We've Done Before
 * Comic Con 2011
 * Comic Con 2009
 * 101 Things Twilight Taught Me
 * W Magazine
 * Lady Gaga Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Ke$ha Songs and Nicki Minaj Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Kids' Cartoon Characters That Remind Me of Twilight Characters
 * Nylon Magazine
 * GQ Magazine
 * Vogue
 * Elle Magazine
 * Why you should love Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Reasons To Be On Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-All-Get-Along
 * Breaking Dawn Part 1 (trailer 2)
 * Reasons to love the Denali Coven!
 * If the Twilight Saga was like Glee...
 * Seventeen Magazine
 * Great quotes from Breaking Dawn that barely get any love
 * Underappreciated &amp; Misunderstood Characters and Why You Should Give Them Some Love
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner
 * Reasons Why The Cullens Really Aren't That Cool
 * Gallery:Denali Coven
 * Breaking Dawn movie quotes
 * Michael Wilkinson
 * Twilight reviews
 * New Moon reviews
 * Eclipse reviews
 * Breaking Dawn reviews
 * 10 reasons why I dislike Edward Cullen
 * Template: User Team Carmen
 * Template: User Team Tanya
 * Template: User Team Kate

Twilight

 * Blood Type
 * Scary Stories
 * Port Angeles
 * Complications
 * Confessions
 * Mind Over Matter
 * The Hunt
 * Hide-And-Seek
 * Epilogue: The Occasion

New Moon

 * Party
 * The End
 * Waking Up
 * Repetition
 * Adrenaline
 * Third Wheel
 * Killer
 * Family
 * Paris
 * The Funeral
 * Epilogue: Treaty

Eclipse

 * Ultimatum
 * Motives
 * Imprint
 * Switzerland
 * Unhappy Ending
 * Legends
 * Time
 * Newborn
 * Declaration
 * Wager
 * Compromise
 * Trails
 * Fire and Ice
 * Monster
 * Ethics
 * Epilogue: Choice

Breaking Dawn

 * Gesture
 * Unexpected
 * Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already
 * Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming
 * Some People Just Don't Grasp The Concept Of "Unwelcome"
 * You Know Things Are Bad When You Feel Guilty For Being Rude To Vampires
 * Too-Much-Information Alert
 * What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have.
 * There Are No Words For This.
 * First Hunt
 * Favor
 * Irrisistable
 * Talented
 * Company
 * Declared
 * Vampire Index

Dear Twilight...
...I am temporarily leaving you for The Hunger Games. I'll get back to you when November 2012 comes around.

But really. I love the Hunger Games trilogy. My favorite character so far would be Katniss Everdeen. She's courageous and brave...I like her a lot. My favorite male character is Gale Hawthorne.

Bella Swan Bella Swan and Edward Cullen make me feel sad and annoyed DISGUSTED.
(Not for Bella and Edward fans. No offense to those that like them, but I really, really don't.)

Reasoning With Vampires is a great blog on Tumblr. There's a link below too, actually. But here, I'd like to point out that Bella is sad, self-hating, stubbon, selfish, and stupid. So here are some of the pictures (evidence and analysis, really) from Reasoning With Vampires. Twihards, beware. Reasoning With Vampires bashes the Twilight Saga, but it is a very clever and good blog. Dana is so freaking spot-on. (Too small for ya? Click to zoom in and go!)

I was looking around the Wiki, and found an old comment of mine on a blog on why I hate Bella.

''Hmm... Let's see, shall we? Ready, set, GO: She's whiny; she's a flake; she's a lazy, do-nothing that does not deserve Edward nor Jacob; she takes too long to get over a guy; she's so perfect; she is WAY BEYOND a Mary Sue; she doesn't mind being stalked; she's obsessive; her self-esteem is dangerously low; she is both selfish and selfless (weird!); she relies on guys way too much; she's the tease created by Hades!; she's a maneater; she USED Jacob; she's a hypocrite; the only person she can accept wholly for who they are is... *drumroll* Edward!; she's BEYOND easy (especially for Edward); she's lame; she treats other humans like dirt; she has almost zero sense of humor (Edward has zero); she's BEYOND annoying; she doesn't want a makeover from Alice (who wouldn't want one?? It's from Alice!); she takes a lot of things for granted; her attitude sucks; she barely grows as a character throughout the entire Saga; Leah or Rosalie hasn't beaten her up yet (JK... well, sort of); she's so childish; she can be a brat at times; guys flock over her when she's really just terribly mediocre; she's boring; her whole life is about.... guess who? Edward!; she needs a life outside of Edward; if she's well-rounded, then I am a whiz at the slope concept. I suck at slope, therefore, Bella is not the least bit well-rounded; she's an anti-feminist; she isn't exactly the perfect role model; she makes women look bad; Melinda Sordino from "Speak" or Jessica from "Zathura" could kick Bella's sorry butt in a heartbeat; etc. As for her appearance: her eyes are slightly beady; her wigs in "Eclipse" were pretty pathetic; her fashion sense is a little on the lame side, but I do really like her jackets, it's the weirdest thing; she almost always looks unhappy, a tad hungover, so worn out that she needs a good eight hours of sleep, and like she'd rather be someplace else; and it wouldn't kill her to dress up a little for a graduation party (I know she did in the book, but not so much in the movie). The appearance things aren't really her fault, so I don't like to mention them. I mean, how superficial is that? Judging people by how they look is so shallow. ''

That's it. I'm awesome.

Bella: Can I just say that we don't have a character problem in this series, and that some of shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?

''Me: That's probably true. How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Bella Swan?''

Jacob, Edward, and all humans (since humans are stupid, worthless slobs [according to Bella]): *raise hands*

Can I stage an intervention for these characters? Please?
A good, true quote:


 * "In a healthy relationship, each person is allowed to have their own friendships. No one has the right to control another person's activities or approve their friends. Isolating you from the people you love, limiting what you do, harassing you, being jealous, suspicious or paranoid -- these are maniuplative and unfair actions."


 * -- loveisrespect.org

Edward. Is. A horrible. Boyfriend. He dictates Bella's relationships and friendships; he controls Bella's activities; he isolates her from her friends and family members; he controls her every move; he gets totally jeaous; he's suspicios and paranoid...I don't see anything good about this boy. Others can say that he's trying to "protect" Bella because he "loves" her, but if he truly loved her, he would give her what she wants and let her do what she wants. The worse part is that Bella is accepting of Edward's actions. What Bella and Edward have is not love, kids.

Twilight Fanfics That I Love
I am an avid fanfic reader and writer, but to be quite fricking honest, I don't have the patience for massive, boring fanfics. I tend to gravitate towards one-shots of Jacob and Bella, one-shots in general, very VERY short fanfics, and comedies. Party With The Backstabbers is longer than eight chapters, but it's fricking hilarious, so I'm still hanging around. But seriously. I'm not patient. Anyway, here are the fanfics that I actually do have the patience for:

Party With The Backstabbers by FireTurnsToAsh
This is seriously one of the best Twilight fanfics I have ever read. The author, FireTurnsToAsh, makes Bella so fun. The story itself is fun, hilarious, and totally original. Bella just wants to be popular, that's all. READ IT. My favorite excerpt:

'''I stood up and walked to the front of the class. I waited until everyone was inside and on their seats. The teacher was late, so this was the perfect time. "Guys, I have something relatively important to tell you. Last Saturday, I had sex and it was decent. I just thought that you should know that I lost my virginity. That is all."'''

Release by LavendaBrunette
Release is such a sweet, warm fanfic. Tanya is always look at as the evil and manipulative whore, but the author, our own LavendaBrunette, changes that up. It takes place at Bella and Edward's wedding and it's gorgeous. You won't regret reading it. My favorite excerpt:

'I love you, Edward'', I thought, wanting to make our conversation more personal. But now, I merely love you as a friend; as a cousin.'''

Drifting Through Life by Dream Of Rose Petals
Now, this author (also known as Scarly on the Twilight Saga Wiki) doesn't regularly write Twilight fanfics, or dark, emotional fanfics in general. But Dream Of Rose Petals is a great writer. I could give her the topic of crap and she would nail it. I don't know half the stuff she writes about, but I end up loving her writing style anyway. Dream Of Rose Petals takes on Bella Swan's depression in New Moon, month by month, in Drifting Through Life (because honestly, Stephenie Meyer wasted a buttload of paper with Bella's depression in New Moon). It's great. My favorite excerpt:

'''I was a shell, an empty worthless shell, cast aside, and crushed by the merciless crashing waves. My pain was my anchor, and my rock. Without it, I would wither away, like a plant without water. I passed through each day, like it were one long day that blended together.'''

I was catapulted from my world of pain, with the sound of a thud on the table, and Charlie saying, "That's it, Bella! I'm sending you home."

Every Alpha Follows His Bitch by Lauranessification
Four words: Wolf. Pack. Dirty. Humor. This fanfic gives me so much life. I'm...I'm...I'm in love. I can't even give a favorite part of this fanfic. All of it is good. Strictly Jella, guys. Just sayin'.

More Than Just Friends by Exquisitely Ugly
Cute, sexy, and fun...This story cannot go wrong. Not for the young fanfictioners, though. It has a lemon! This fanfic makes me happy and sad at the same time. Why did Bella have to leave for college?! *le frickin' sniffle* Just read this. Jella, man...Unf. But really. This is good stuff here.

Breaking Dawn Arm Wrestling: Remixed and Remastered
This was my first complete fanfic; it's a one-shot. It's just a stupid, irrelevant play on if Emmett had beat Bella at arm wrestling in Breaking Dawn. Bella/Emmett. Rated T.

Destructive Desire
If you have a problem with Edward being the bad guy or just thematic elements in general, do not read this fanfic. If you do and become sad or want to punch me in the face, then I warned you. If you're protective over Edward, this is NOT for you. He ain't good, sweetie. If you think you can handle this (since it's fairly queasy, at least later on), then good f**king luck. Also, this fanfic is still in the making. It won't be done for a long time; it's a long, sad story. Bella, Bella/Edward, and Bella/Jacob. We all need some Jella in our lives. ;) All human.

The Totally Honest Diary of a La Push Werewolf
I was inspired by a certain novel and Twilight, so I had to start this. The full summary is inside, but this is just a nice Embry fanfic. It's not done yet, but I don't expect it to be very long, not nearly as long as the finished product of Destructive Desire. Embry and solely Embry.

Beautiful Dirty Rich
This idea branched off of Destructive Desire, so it takes place in the same "world." It's all human, since I don't do monsters. Rosalie and the Denali coven find a friendship, and it lasts for life. Nothing dramatic, just cutesy. Rosalie. Btw, this isn't done yet either. I need some time to update all these fics. :/

Femme Fatale
I got this idea yesterday, and I couldn't leave it alone. Femme Fatale (French for "fatal female") is a Leah fanfic, and she's excited to start a new life in Seattle. One problem: the cocky, teasing Paul Lahote is her roommate. All human! Leah/Paul.

Marry The Night
This is just a frilly little Jella fic. It would have been part of Destructive Desire, but I'm not that far yet. Fluffy cuteness is all that this contains. :)

Why I Want To Give Jacob Black A Hug

 * Person: Why do you obsess over that person/fictional character so much? They're never going to love you back.


 * Me: Why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die?

Jacob has it sooo bad in the Twilight Saga. It's not fair. These are the reasons why I feel so sorry for him and why I would comfort him with all I had if he were my friend. He had all the potential to be totally awesomesauce and the most kick-ass guy ever (if he got over Bella)...but then he imprinted on Re-name-me. *facepalm*
 * 1) Bella used him in Twilight for information on Edward.
 * 2) Jacob was kept at arm's length in New Moon and Eclipse, and then just had his heart ripped right out of him.
 * 3) He was Bella's (and later, Re-name-me's) little bitch in Breaking Dawn.
 * 4) Jake is the chief; NOT Sam.
 * 5) He lost to a sparkly, ugly vampire.
 * 6) He fought the hardest for Bella, but it wasn't enough.
 * 7) Jacob hugs are the best! :D
 * 8) He had to deal with the Cullens.
 * 9) He spent all that time with Bella on the motorcycles, but Bella only drove hers, like, twice.
 * 10) He stuck around to piece Bella together (and he even saved her life) to have her run off to the Cullens.
 * 11) He was led on because Bella needed a shoulder to angst on.
 * 12) He was beaten up by a newborn and all he got in the end was an, "Umm, see ya later, buddy. I still love ya! But you still love me...right?!?"
 * 13) Bella is a complete idiot, a total bimbo with half a brain (at most), yet Jacob was always there, always fighting for her.

10 things you may or may not have known about me

 * 1) I prefer to listen to my iPod more than the radio.
 * 2) I like many different genres of music.
 * 3) I am a member of Rihanna's Navy, a Killer Bey, a Little Monster, an Animal, and a Barbie.
 * 4) I love to watch scary movies.
 * 5) The first thing I think when I wake up is usually, "What time is it?"
 * 6) I paint my nails frequently.
 * 7) I like to dance, though I am not very good at it.
 * 8) I also like to sing, though I am not very good at it.
 * 9) I think popcorn and chocolate go GREAT together.
 * 10) I'm obsessed with smelling good. I am obsessed with perfumes, scented lotions, scented markers, etc.

Pet peeves

 * Using the word "retarded" in a derogatory way
 * Using the word "gay" in a derogatory way
 * Racial slurs
 * Spitting (in public, on a sidewalk or something)

Jacob Black
Well, Jacob is my favorite member of the pack, of course. He is the chief. I loved how Jacob told Sam who's boss in Breaking Dawn. Jake really became a man in Breaking Dawn as well, when it came to the pack. Before then, all there really was before with Jake was, "Bella this, Bella that", but what about the pack? Jacob needed to tell Sam off. Jacob and I are both natural-born leaders.

Sam Uley
I like Sam's deep voice (lol), and the fact that he wants to protect the tribe and all, but why are he and Jacob barely ever on the same side? I think the wolf pack works best as a team, and I have always wished so dearly that Sam and Jacob could be okay again (like in New Moon), but I guess that won't happen. Two separate packs are just meant to be, since there is no way in hell that Sam, Paul, Jared, etc. would defend the Cullens.

Leah Clearwater
Leah is a strong female who doesn't need permission, and in a way, I am glad that Jacob broke off from the pack in Breaking Dawn. Leah needed to get away. It was way better for her, probably like an inhale, exhale moment. She needed a breath of fresh air, and I'm glad she got that. Being the ex-girlfriend that doesn't go away must really suck. I absolutely love Leah, and I am glad she is the Beta in Jacob's pack. She deserves more praise, and she didn't get it in Sam's pack. The boys felt uncomfortable around her anyway, which is sad. Honestly, in Breaking Dawn, I totally shipped Blackwater. But then again, Leah probably has an entire life just waiting for her outside of La Push. I wish she would fall in love - not imprint - with someone outside of the reservation. She has something and someone waiting out there, I just know it. Leah just needs to go find it. (Follow that unicorn on that road to love, Lee-Lee!)

Paul Lahote
One word to describe Paul? Legend. Paul is the bad-boy of the wolf pack, and one of my favorite characters. He antagonizes people, he gets punched in the face, he's a freeloader...We were made for each other! (LOL, just kidding.) Besides being totally hot, Paul is simply amazing. I am so glad he got more lines in Breaking Dawn. So. Glad. I've already said it, but I'll say it again: Paul is a legend.

Jared Cameron
If there was anyone in the wolf pack (besides Jacob) that I was totally infatuated with without reading about them first, it's Jared. I have always remembered Jared as "that cute werewolf boy with dimples". Also, Jared is so funny! I loved him in New Moon (with the muffins) and Eclipse (with the chicken wings). He is so kind-hearted. And Bronson Pelletier (sp?) is ah-dorable! The only thing I didn't like about Jared was something he said to Jacob in Breaking Dawn: "You chose to be a parasite, remember?!" I didn't like the way he said that at all, but it was 100% true. I was like, ''Who are you gonna care for and defend, Jake? Your tribe, or some bitch that tore your heart out and stepped on it?''

Embry Call
The Quileute tribe has more drama than anyone can imagine. For one thing, there's the Sam-Emily-Leah love triangle, and then there's Embry: Embry doesn't know who his father is. No one (except maybe his mother) does. This, I find way more interesting than anything that happens with the Cullens. I personally think his father is Sam's father, Joshua Uley. He wasn't a loyal father, was he? He walked out. I really, really don't think it's Billy. Why would good, kind Billy cheat on his wife? I wonder how Embry feels about all of this. The pack thinks about this all the time, after all.

Quil Ateara
I. Love. Quil. So. Much. He is the epitome of awesomeness. I loved him in New Moon. However, he was barely in Breaking Dawn, and his imprinting on Claire wasn't explained. Anyone who hasn't read the books can say that Quil is a creeper for hanging out with a (totally adorable) little girl, but whatever. The true Twihards know. And, guys, it isn't pedophilia at all; he doesn't want to f**k Claire's brains out; he is (currently) like her brother. Get over it. Anyways, yeah. Team Quil!

Seth Clearwater
Anyone who hates Seth is downright HEARTLESS. He a fricking ray of sunshine, and he's even cute when he isn't happy. I love how he looks up to Jacob, but you'd think it'd make Jake a little happier, huh? Seth has one of the kindest souls ever, and yeah, he can be annoying, but he only means well. Seth is so adorable, I just want to take him away and put him in my pocket or something.

Collin Littlesea & Brady Fuller
Is it sad that I am obsessed with Brady's hair? Probably, but I couldn't care less. I have been waiting for these two since the New Moon movie! They didn't have any lines in Breaking Dawn, but I guess it made sense, since they didn't say anything in the book. Though in the movie, a, "Hey, Collin! Hey Brady!" from someone would have been nice. But no. Nothing. I personally like Brady more, but I have a soft spot for Collin because he thinks Leah is the most beautiful woman in the world. Adorable.

Sasha
I, personally, love Sasha. She made Tanya, Kate, and Irina into the fabulous vampires that I have come to know and love. Earlier today (December 30, 2011 [for the record]), me and a couple of other users were describing Sasha as a pimp, and she was one. Sasha was a BAMF, and I love her. I just find it sad that she was killed, and Tanya, Kate, and Irina still feel like orphans. *sniff sniff*

Vasilii
Knowing that Vasilii was a Denali member, he must have been a cool kid. I find the thought of killing a child horrible, but it had to be done. The rules are the rules.

Tanya
Tanya is so, SO misunderstood. It's not fair. People *cough* like some Team Edward fans *cough cough* tend to think of Tanya as a slut just because she was a succubus and she later made a move on Edward. Come on! So being a succubus is a bit risque, but I think it's fierce. Also, so the hell what if she liked Edward? Edward isn't anyone's property, so Tanya can do whatever the hell she wants. No one (especially his fans) owns Edward. Get over it. And Tanya didn't even want Edward after he married Bella, so no worries! Besides, Tanya can do way better than someone like Edward. I'd like to see Tanya with Fred, actually.

Kate
I am sorry, Alice fans, but Kate is the shit. Alice can go jump off a mountain. I know it's strange to compare Kate and Alice, but I honestly think Kate is waaaay cooler. Even without mentioning Alice, Kate's special ability is awesome, she was a succubus(!!!), and she has a great attitude. Kate is absolutely fearless, which I enjoy a lot. She doesn't take crap from anyone, and she certainly doesn't let Garrett be the "boss" of their relationship. Kate is my second favorite character, and definitely my favorite vampire. Also, Casey LaBow is amazing. That girl is my spirit animal.

Irina
As the first Renesmee hater (besides Edward [*cough* douchebag *cough*]), I give Irina a load of respect. Yeah, people think she's a bitch for snitching on the Cullens, but she was pissed, and if I were pissed, I would have probably done that too. The Cullens sided with the wolves, who killed her boyfriend. But, um, why was Laurent doing Victoria's dirty work in the first place? If it weren't for lazy Victoria, Laurent wouldn't have gone to kill Bella, and then he wouldn't have gotten killed. Laurent shouldn't have agreed to be Victoria's bitch in the first place.

Eleazar
One thing that I love about Eleazar is that he loves his lady. He quit his gruesome job in the Volturi guard to be with Carmen! If that isn't dedication, I don't know what is. I would have liked to know more about his history, but whatever. He has a sexy voice. Hola and Let's not monopolize the bride get me every time.

Carmen
Carmen is the sweetest thing. She is both fierce and maternal at the same time. Like with Eleazar, I want to know more of her past. The only thing described about her past is that she and Eleazar fell in love and Eleazar left the Volturi for her. But what about Carmen? Did she want a family while she was human? What were her dreams?

Garrett
Garrett is so perfect for Kate, I swear. His actor, Lee Pace, is also cute. But back to Garrett. He seems humorous, adorable, manly...what else could you want? If he doesn't treat Kate right, though, I will find some way to shock him.

GIFs/My main gallery of Taylor Lautner appreciation
My gifs never move. It's weird. Here's a collection of them.

'UPDATE: Apparently, my gifs do'' move! Yay! *renames section*'''

Wait, what the heck? They don't move until you click on it! *angst*

"Seenta Claus, get DOWN! Seenta Claus, get down! Get down my chimney -- OWW! Yah!" (My Christmas List)

 * The last two Twilight movies to be released early.
 * A date (or ten-thousand) with Taylor Lautner.
 * A "classy" dinner date with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
 * An epickrazyawesome date with Lady Gaga and Jo Calderone. (Yes, I believe they are two seperate people.)
 * Jacob Black's love. Bella didn't want it, so Jacob should give to someone who actually does want it, like me. :)
 * World domination. *bats eyelashes innocently*

Wiki Quiz (that I took from Lavenda's user page. *bats eyelashes innocently*)

 * Who's your favorite Twilight character?: Jacob. DUH.
 * What team are you on?: Denali, Jacob, wolf pack...I can't pick just one!!
 * What's your favorite Twilight movie?: Still New Moon, always gonna be New Moon.
 * Second favorite Twilight movie?: Breaking Dawn - Part 1.
 * Least favorite character: Bella and Edward. Oh, and their kid too.
 * Another team you are on right now: Team Awesomesauce.
 * Your favorite Cullen: Emmett.
 * Do you like your username?: Mmm-hmm.
 * What are you doing right now?: Listening to "Roman In Moscow" for the millionth time.
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When someone messes with my user page, when someone messes with my friends, or when someone sounds like a complete idiot. I'm just like, "STFU already, biatch."
 * Users you love: Check out my list of users that I admire for the complete list. To keep it short, I'll list my closest friends, my G4L girls: LavendaBrunette, Ilovestephaniemeyer, Scarly, DenaliLover, TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl, Pucktana88, Bellscullen, CarlaCullen, and Love and Lust. Love all of ya, girlies. xoxo
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki: "Ohmahgoodnesss", "Ahaha", "LOL", etc.

Weekly Schedule
Sunday: Shufflin'.

Monday: Shufflin'.

Tuesday: Shufflin'.

Wednesday: Shufflin'.

Thursday: Shufflin'.

Friday: Shufflin' with Rebecca Black.

Saturday: (You guessed it.) Shufflin'.

Books vs. Movies
As we all know, the Twilight Saga was originally a book series that later had a movie franchise. So let me compare.

I like the movies more. There. I said it. The movies are easier to deal with than the books.

Bella drones on and on and on (and most times it's unintentionally comical and/or ridiculous) and the books could have been way shorter. We get it. Edward's "gorgeous". Mentioning that every two paragraphs gets old quickly. Yeah, I know that she's "in love", but we've gotta move on.

And Bella is so miserable. Edward wasn't at school and there were like 2 pages of her whining, whining, and whining. Like, shut up already, Bella! And even when Edward is there, Bella continues to be the pessimistic waste of a character that she is. But in the movies, we barely get any of all that mopiness, which is good. The story needs to move.

The movies are way easier on the head and sanity. Yet, there are problems with the movies too. Sometimes, some of my favorite things are left out. Because of Melissa Rosenburg (or Catherine Hardwicke or Wyck Godfrey, whatever), Bella got lazy and she and Charlie started eating out all the time. Like, WTH? Couldn't at least that have been kept in. Catherine Hardwicke had fudged the movie up enough. At least keep some elements of the book in.

Of course, I don't like the movies to be just like the books, because what would be the point of seeing the movies then? Changes have to be made. I like good changes and good surprises. Think about it. What if the Eclipse movie was just like the book? All of the newborn vampire scenes would be replaced with stupid Bella and Edward scenes that has dialog that is something along the lines of "I love you." "No, I love you more." "But I love you more." Annoying, huh?

Another bad thing with the movies is that the writing can really suck sometimes. You'd think it would be a lot better than the dialog of the book, but it isn't much better. The movies could improve on that, but I think it is a little too late.

Pros of the books

 * Bella cooks.
 * You can imagine the characters as you want them to be.
 * Details, details, details...(:P)
 * You get your favorite scenes every single time.

Cons of the books

 * Unintentionally ridiculous moments.
 * Comma abuse.
 * Dash abuse.
 * Too much detail.
 * Very slow in plot.
 * Blahblahblah...Short moment of importance...blahblahblah.
 * Bella sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Edward sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Some things are so fluffy it's ridiculous, or it's so pessimistic I'm feeling bummed out myself.

Pros of the movies

 * The story has some movement.
 * Eye-candy.
 * Not in Bella's head, which is very good.
 * Can be funny at times.
 * Good music...well, in the second and third movies. (I still hold a small grudge against Carter Burwell.)
 * More action. Some people like more action, some don't. I, personally, do.
 * The miscellaneous aspects of the story are thrown out.
 * Not too many details that slow down the story.

Cons of the movies
Both the books and the movies have pros and cons, but I have to say I prefer the movies. They're a lot better than the books.
 * Misses out on some of my favorite parts.
 * Sometimes I don't like the music. (I'm looking at you, Carter.)
 * Cheesy dialog. (Dialogue?!)
 * The acting could be better. (I love you, Taylor, but I'm speaking the truth. You could use some improvement on the serious scenes.)
 * The Cullens were looking like a hot mess by Eclipse.
 * Awkward dialog too. (Easy targets for a TWSS.)

Other books I've read
The Clique series: I read these books a while ago, and I have to say that the first five and the last six or so are my favorites. These girls are ridiculous, but I couldn't put the books down. Their unforgettable catchphrases made reading this series a blast. Massie is...difficult. But Dylan is my favorite. She is fabulous.

Speak: I. Recommend. This. Book. To. Everyone. Speak is probably my favorite book ever. Laurie Halse Anderson is a very talented author. Speak had me crying and laughing. Melinda Sordino is great. Laurie Halse Anderson has some other good books too. Wintergirls and Chains are good reads.

Airhead: I have been a fan of Meg Cabot's books for a long time. I didn't really like the Princess Diaries books, but Airhead is awesome. Brain transplants, ftw.

Jinx: Another one of Meg's books. I've read this book so many times, and it never gets old. Tori is so evil....

All These Things I've Done: I've recently read this futuristic novel by Gabrielle Zevin, and I am in absolute love with it. Chocolate is illegal, coffee is contraband, cell phones cannot be given to minors...And Anya Balanchine is a mob daughter in the chocolate business. Very interesting read. READ IT!

Unwind: Another futuristic novel. Let's say your parents were pissed off at you, or your parents didn't want you even while you were still in the womb, or you were born to be given up to God, etc. Between the ages of 13 and 18, you can be unwound. Unwinding is to remove the child's organs so the organs can be transplanted into different donors, so the kid isn't technically dead. You need a leg? A heart? A cerebellum? You can get that. In this universe, there are more surgeons than doctors, and that is all I'm going to say now. Unwind by Neil Shusterman is one of the best books I have ever read. Read it. You will not regret it.

The Hunger Games: Okay, I haven't even finished the first book yet, but I am totally addicted to The Hunger Games. Just call me a tribute! Katniss is so heroic, and the book is just so addicting...I'll have to discuss it more when I finish it. I want to see the movie SO BAD, so I have to read the first book at least! If I ever get a cat (which I most likely won't, since cats hate me), I am naming it Katniss, hands down.

A Child Called "It": This is easily the saddest book I've ever read. I wanna kill the kid's mom. If you don't like sad books, child abuse, and/or crying, then this isn't for you. I was messed up for like a week after finishing this book.

Fallout: If you like Crank and Glass by Ellen Hopkins, you will LOVE Fallout. It is a crazy, dirty mess, but I love it. Christina's kids are grown up, and on adventures of their own. Crazy shiz, dude.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series: These have to be the first book series I was really obsessed with (besides children's novels, when I was a kid). I read this series a few years ago, and I still love it. I love Carmen, Bridget, Lena, and Tibby (though Tibby is my favorite) and I have never really hated any of the books, movies, or characters. This is my favorite girly series. It's just so sweet.

Before I Die: I recently finished this book, and it was one of the saddest books I've read in a long time. Before I Die by Jenny Downham is about a girl suffering from leukemia. The girl, Tessa, knows she's going to die soon, but she has made a list of ten things she wants to experience before she dies. The ending killed me. Just read it. (By the way, there's some sexual content in this book. If you can't handle it, then don't pick up the book.)

Movies That Don't Suck

 * Lilo & Stitch (I regret NOTHING. I grew up on this movie, and it's amazing.)
 * The Lion King (This is the one movie that defines my childhood. I LOVE ADORE IT.)
 * Finding Nemo (I grew up on this movie as well. I still regret nothing.)
 * The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (I read all the books years ago, and this is still my favorite girly movie.)
 * The Help (It's just great. I recently saw it for the first time, and I loved it.)
 * I'd like to say The Hunger Games, but I haven't seen it yet....
 * Clueless (I love Cher, D, and Ty. Clueless is just fantastic .)
 * Scream (I grew up on this movie too, and I turned out perfectly fine! *bats eyelashes innocently*)

Songs that never get old. EVER.

 * "Umbrella" by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
 * "Rehab" by Rihanna
 * "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls
 * "Right Round" by Flo-rida
 * "Sleazy" by Ke$ha
 * Basically any song from Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad album
 * "Russian Roulette" by Rihanna
 * "Toxic" by Britney Spears
 * "Glamorous" by Fergie feat. Ludacris
 * "Cheers (Drink To That)" by Rihanna
 * "Yeah!" by Usher

Songs that make me get up and dance (though they can get old).

 * "Heavy Metal Lover" by Lady Gaga
 * "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna
 * "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears
 * "The Motto" by Drake feat. Tyga and Lil Wayne

A wiki quiz (thank you, DenaliLover!)
'''Tea or Coffee? '''Tea. Coffee's so bitter. Ick.

'''Chocolate or Vanilla? '(Like that crazy fish from Spongebob'') CHOCOLATE!!!

A or B? B. A is so overrated.

'''Winter or Summer? '''Summer.

'''Twilight or HP? 'Um, Twilight''.

Beyonce or Lady Gaga? Both!! I grew up on Bey but I adore Gaga.

'''Seddie or Creddie? '''Neither. I don't even watch iCarly anymore.

'''Robsten or Taysten? '''TAYSTEN. End of story, baby-cakes.

'''iCarly or Victorious? 'Victorious'', for sure. I LOVE Victorious.

'''Team Jacob or Team Edward? '''Take a big guess!

'''Cullens or Denalis? '''DENALIS. END OF STORY.

'''Kristen Stewart or Ashley Greene? '''They both seem nice, so both, as long as I get to meet Taylor. ;)

'''Jasper or Embry? '''Embry!

'''Cats or Dogs? '''Dogs!

'''Sweet or Sour? '''SWEET. Gimme Skittles. The purple ones.

'''Internet or TV? '''I can watch TV shows on the Internet, right? So, yeah. The Internet.

'''Pink or Blue? '''Pink, of course.

'''Alice or Bella? '''I don't even like Alice, but anyone's better than Bella, so...Alice.

'''London or Paris? '''Both.

'''Hot or Cold? '''My men: HOT. My ice cream: cold.

Rasberries or Blackberries? Strawberries!!

Blonde or Brunette? My men: brunet.

Quick, stupid, favorites questions to copy and paste (I didn't come up with these.)
~ romantic comedy - ''Not sure. The Proposal?''

~ national park - ''None. I don't visit them.''

~ type of weather - ''Warm, when I'm outside. Rainy, when I'm inside.''

~ comic book as a kid - ''None. I've never liked comics and I never will.''

~ foreign accent - British, oh and Mia Maestro's adorable Argentinian accent.

~ winter olympic sport - Snowboarding.

~ part of your love interest's body - Hmm, what would Taylor Lautner want me to say? Eyes.

~ poet - That guy who puts his face on the back of his books.

~ halloween costume that you've worn - ''None. Mine always suck.''

~ breakfast cereal - Golden Grahams.

~ political figure - Barack Obama.

~ magazine/periodical - Seventeen.

~ toy from childhood - Dolls.

~ tattoo that you have - ''I had a temporary wolf pack tattoo for two days. Does that count?''

~ pie - Pecan.

~ old article of clothing - Cheerleading sweatshirt.

~ day of the year - December 25th.

~ genre of music - I don't have a favorite. I have many.

~ sports hero - ''None. I don't care for sports, really.''

~ flower - ''Rose. Beautiful, sexy, a bit dangerous (thorns)...What more could I want?''

~ mixed drink - I don't drink alcohol. Let's just keep it at Hawaiin Punch.

~ movie musical - Grease.

~ vegetable - Peas.

~ screen kiss - Bella and Jacob on the mountain top in Eclipse!

~ tribe - ''Quileute? Ha-ha.''

~ place to buy clothes - ''I dunno. I shop everywhere.''

~ religion/belief system - Christian, I guess.

~ curse word or phrase to say - Bitch.

~ unnecessary gadget of yours - Pencil sharpener, ha-ha.

~ musical 'genius' - Lady Gaga.

~ schoolyard game from childhood - Star Wars.

~ bar - Oh, those bars that are made out of chocolate, of course.

~ 'battle scene' from a movie - Chronical fight.

~ music to get your groove on - Pop, for sure.

~ drug (illegal) - ''Taylor Lautner. It should be illegal to indulge in something that gorgeous.''

~ thing about your family - I only have one sibling.

~ way to travel - Car.

~ cause - Que?

~ candy bar - Snickers.

~ sex position - Lemme think about that....

~ thing about your work - That I don't have one.

~ restaurant you frequent regularly - McDonald's.

~ local park - ''None. It's too cold for parks at the moment.''

~ cafe - The one I ate weird juice in after I victoriously completed a challenge.

~ subject/class from high school - Anything musical.

~ horror movie - Gremlins, though it's not a horror movie, really.

~ photo of yourself (describe) - When I was a baby. I looked so cute.

~ sport to play - Basketball or volleyball.

~ musical instrument - VIOLIN.

~ band to see live - Not my school's....

~ video game - Dance Central 2.

More favorites questions
Pair of shoes? Black Vans.

Jacket? Buttony black one that I used to live in.

Scarf? My leopard-print one.

Way to do your hair? A little curly, not too hard to style, bad-ass accessory.

TV show? America's Next Top Model.

Actor? Taylor Lautner.

Actor over 50? Robert De Niro.

Actress? Kristen Stewart.

Actress younger than 20? Chloe Grace Moretz.

Animal? Cheetah.

Shampoo brand? ''Not sure. I change it up a lot.''

Toothpaste? The one that gets my teeth looking nice, lol.

Place to buy clothes? Stores that sell clothes.

Place to buy cheap stuff? ''Target. It has everything, I swear.''

Place to get icecream? Baskin Robbins.

Store to buy groceries? I dunno.

Class in high school? Anything music-related or in the fine arts category.

Random questions
When's the last time you ran? ''In Gym today. I hated it. I mean, I was looking so bomb when I left the house, and after morning Gym I was looking pretty bad for the rest of the day. Ugh.''

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? ''No. Never. I don't like to feel an uncomfortable breeze.''

What are you dreading right now? ''A couple of English assignments right now. And basketball. And math. And everything.''

Do you celebrate 420? WTFH is that?

Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? LOL, no.

If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? ''Nothing. If I'm doing laundry, wearing my pajamas, and watching Twilight movies on a Sunday afternoon, I'm gonna do just that. My homie's gonna have to play along.''

Who last grabbed your ass? Lemme think about that....

Have you ever been on your school's track team? ''No. I don't run. I power-walk.''

Do you own a pair of Converse? Yes.

Did you copy and paste this survey? Yes.

Do you eat raw cookie dough? YES.

Have you ever kicked a vending machine? Umm, who hasn't?

Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? Yes!

Do you watch Trading Spaces? No.

How do you eat oreos? Take the cookies apart, lick off the icing (slowly), and slowly chew the cookies to savor the moment.

Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Um, IDK.

Are you cocky? No. A little conceited at times, but never cocky.

Could you live without a computer? No, tbqfh.

Do you wear your shoes in the house? Never.

Who or what sleeps with you? Taylor Lautner, of course. But on the 365 days of the year (or 366) in the real world, all that sleeps next to me are my fabulous pillows. ^.^ Boys can be trouble.

At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? ''Like, 11. My parents didn't even tell me. I was confused for so long and then I ended up figuring it all out myself.''

How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? ''8, I think. No, 9.''

What do you do when you're sad? Dance.

Who would you call first if you won the lottery? My mom.

Last time you saw your best friend? I don't have just one best friend, but earlier today.

Are you in high school? That's for me to know and you to never find out. ;)

What jewelry are you wearing? Right now, just earrings, and that's the bare minimum ''for me. I wear jewelery all the time.''

Is anyone on your bad side now? No, I don't think so.

What's the first thing you do when you get online? Check team-twilight.com, and then this Wiki, and then Tumblr.

Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? No.

How do most people spell your name? God, so many different ways.

Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? Boyfriend jeans are cute.

Where do you work? In the land of unemployment and part-time babysitting.

What are you doing tomorrow? Sleeping, eating, exercising...duh.

Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? No. Not at all.

Favorite name for a girl? ''I really don't know. Probably one that starts with a K.''

Favorite name for a boy? Not sure.

Will you keep your last name when you get married? If I become famous, I'll hypen it. Ex: MyLastName-Lautner

When was the last time you left your house? A couple of hours ago, I guess.

Do you return your cart? Yes.

Do you have a dishwasher? Yes.

What noise do you hear? Jersey Shore, and me typing on my keyboard.

Would you survive in prison? No.

Who is the youngest in your family? My brother.

If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likey overpack? Me.

Do you know anyone with the same name as you? No. My name's rare around where I live.

What's the last thing you purchased? Umm...I think it was a cupcake or something.

Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? No. My brother's more broke than me.

What brand are your pants right now? No idea, too lazy to check.

Ever been to Georgia (the state)? No.

What irritates you most on the internet? The stupid and ignorant Twihards. I like the ones that use their heads though.

What brand is your digital camera? That one brand called Nonexistent.

Do you watch movies with your parents? Sometimes.

What song best describes your life right now? If there's a song about toothaches, then that's mine.

Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? ''No, not really. Just lots of cheap ones, lol.''

Are you taking college classes right now? Nah.

Do you like sushi? No.

Do you get your hair cut every month? No.

Do you go online everyday? Yeah.

Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? No. I did the initial copying and pasting to this Wiki, so others will just hanve to find it and copy and paste it to their user pages themselves.

100 random questions

 * 1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. - Okay...New Moon...Edward makes a disgusted sound. Great.
 * 2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? - My desk.
 * 3) Before you started this survey, what were you doing? - Looking for random questions.
 * 4) What is the last thing you watched on TV? - Jersey Shore.
 * 5) Without looking, guess what time it is - 2? 
 * 6) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:39. Frick yea.
 * 7) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? - Vinny talking on Jersey Shore.
 * 8) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? - I dunno. Walking, perhaps.
 * 9) Did you dream last night? - No.
 * 10) Do you remember your dreams? - Sometimes.
 * 11) When did you last laugh? - Maybe an hour ago.
 * 12) Do you remember why / at what? - No, but it was hilarious.
 * 13) What is on the walls of the room you are in? - Posters and photos...and pain.
 * 14) Seen anything weird lately? - Yeah. This quiz.
 * 15) What do you think of this quiz? - It's sorta generic.
 * 16) What is the last film you saw? - The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, on DVD.
 * 17) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? - Taylor Lautner's bed? Kidding, kidding. I'm not sure.
 * 18) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? - A new house.
 * 19) Tell me something about you that most people don't know. - I cry on a daily basis at songs and movies.
 * 20) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? - I'm not entirely sure.
 * 21) Do you like to dance? - Yes!
 * 22) Would you ever consider living abroad? - No.
 * 23) Does your name make any interesting anagrams? - I don't think so.
 * 24) Who made the last incoming call on your phone? - Another random number that keeps calling me.
 * 25) What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? - A photo.
 * 26) Last time you swam in a pool? - I don't know. A long time ago.
 * 27) Type of music you like most? - Pop, rap, classical, etc.
 * 28) Type of music you dislike most? - Country.
 * 29) Are you listening to music right now? - No.
 * 30) What color is your bedroom carpet? - Cream.
 * 31) If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? - Make it bigger!
 * 32) What was the last thing you bought? - I forgot.
 * 33) Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? - No.
 * 34) Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? - Yes!
 * 35) Do you have a garden? - No.
 * 36) Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? - No.
 * 37) What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? - What's coming on TV tonight or what day it is.
 * 38) If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? - Taylor Lautner.
 * 39) Who sent the last text message you received? - My friend Kelly.
 * 40) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? - Dazzled By Twilight, LOL.
 * 41) What time is bed time? - When I fall asleep.
 * 42) Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? - No.
 * 43) How many tattoos do you have? - None.
 * 44) If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? - Yeah.
 * 45) What did you do for your last birthday? - I saw Breaking Dawn Part 1.
 * 46) Do you carry a donor card? - No.
 * 47) Who was the last person you ate dinner with? - My family.
 * 48) Is the glass half empty or half full? - Half full.
 * 49) What's the farthest-away place you've been? - Portland, OR.
 * 50) When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? - I don't know.
 * 51) Have you ever won a trophy? - Yes.
 * 52) Are you a good cook? - No.
 * 53) Do you know how to pump your own gas? - No.
 * 54) If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? - Is this even a question?
 * 55) Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? - Yes.
 * 56) Do you touch-type? - No.
 * 57) What's under your bed? - Carpet.
 * 58) Do you believe in love at first sight? - No.
 * 59) Think fast, what do you like right now? - Food.
 * 60) Where were you on Valentine's day? - Home.
 * 61) What time do you get up? - 6-ish.
 * 62) What was the name of your first pet? Angel and/or Princess. I forgot which I named first.
 * 63) Who is the second to last person to call you? Another fricking random number.
 * 64) Is there anything going on this weekend? - No.
 * 65) How are you feeling right now? - Tired.
 * 66) What do you think about the most? - School.
 * 67) What time do you get up in the morning? - 5 something.
 * 68) If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? - Two seconds.
 * 69) Who would you tell first? - My best friend or my mom.
 * 70) What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? - Breaking Dawn Part 1.
 * 71) Do you sing in the shower? - Yes,
 * 72) Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? - One that sells stuff.
 * 73) What do you do most when you are bored? - Nothing.
 * 74) What do you do for a living? - Be a lazy-ass.
 * 75) Do you love your job? - Yeah, it's the best.
 * 76) What did you want to be when you grew up? - A model.
 * 77) If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? - Paid to be fabulus.
 * 78) Which came first the chicken or the egg? - The chicken.
 * 79) How many keys on your key ring? - One.
 * 80) Where would you retire to? - Hawaii.
 * 81) What kind of car do you drive? - An invisible Ferrari.
 * 82) What are your best physical features? - Eyes, height, face.
 * 83) What are your best characteristics? - Always there to listen to problems, wants people to be happy, etc.
 * 84) If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? - Panama.
 * 85) What kind of books do you like to read? - Young adult.
 * 86) Where would you want to retire to? Hawaii. I think I've answered this already.
 * 87) What is your favorite time of the day? - The evening.
 * 88) Where did you grow up? - In the U.S.
 * 89) How far away from your birthplace do you live now? - A few miles or so.
 * 90) What are you reading now? - These questions.
 * 91) Are you a morning person or a night owl? - Morning person.
 * 92) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - No.
 * 93) Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? - Yes.
 * 94) Do you have pets? - No.
 * 95) How many rings before you answer the phone? - 1 or 2.
 * 96) What is your best childhood memory? - I dunno.
 * 97) What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? - N/A.
 * 98) Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? - My head hurts.
 * 99) What is most important in life? - Life itself.
 * 100) What Inspires You? - Inspirational things.

Strangely intriguing questions

 * 1. What’s a question you’re afraid to ask? To whom? Will you marry me? To Taylor Lautner.
 * 2. What’s something you hide about your personality? I can be fun/serious when I want to be.
 * 3. What’s something other people think about you that you don’t agree with? I act more mature than I am. I mean, I say "That's what she said" to every other thing anyone says, so where the hell did THAT idea come from?
 * 4. How do you deal with criticism? At first I brush it off, but then later I get paranoid.
 * 5. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? I dunno. Probably something most would consider lame, but no one's really ever that sweet to me so it's big.
 * 6. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I got one of my friends out of a gang a couple of years ago.
 * 7. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Give me roses and flowers and your undivided attention on Valentine's Day please.
 * 8. Describe your favourite texture. Silky and soft.
 * 9. Which national or global tragedy were you closest to and how did it affect you? 9/11. I wasn't as sad as my father.
 * 10. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance. No.
 * 11. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why? Paul Lahote, Jared Cameron, Quil Ateara V, and Embry Call because they're just amazing.
 * 12. Who would you say is your “anti” role model? Someone who serves as a warning rather than an inspiration? Nicole "Snooki" Pollizzi. The girl's a trainwreck.
 * 13. What’s your least “politically correct” opinion? I dunno.
 * 14. What kind of underwear do you imagine Sherlock Holmes wears? None; I think he goes commando.
 * 15. What’s one of the most difficult things you’ve ever had to do? Not write too much on a state test. It took me HOURS.
 * 16. If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? Mercury 'cause it makes people go mad. ;)
 * 17. What’s the most infuriating thing your parents (or caregiver) do? Took away my laptop when my room was a mess. I was going insane.
 * 18. Which Disney Princess do you most identify with and why? Which is your favourite and why? And yes- ANYONE can answer this question. Princess Tiana because she works for the things she gets.
 * 19. You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? Lightning shooting out of my eyes and, "Look me in the eyes, bitch."
 * 20. What’s the silliest fan theory you’ve ever come up with? Taylor Lautner is immortal.
 * 21. What did you think about before you fell asleep last night? What I'm doing tomorrow.
 * 22. What’s the oddest term of endearment you’ve ever used or that someone’s used for you? "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
 * 23. What motivates you in life? My idols and chocolate.
 * 24. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? Twilight. What ruined that was fanfiction.
 * 25. How do you think you will fare when the Zombie Apocalypse arrives? I'll be having a nervous breakdown in my closet.
 * 26. Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? And if you could be any mythological creature, which would you want to be? Why? Pegasus, because they exist in mythology, they fly, and they're cool.
 * 27. Write a brief story about an actual adventure you’ve had. I woke up...and got out of bed. The end.
 * 28. Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life. Well, it has to do with getting tongue-tied while talking to a boy I liked and ending up saying, "I love dick."
 * 29. What’s something that scares you about the future? What will I do once the Twilight Saga is over?
 * 30. List 5 quirky things about yourself. I eat straight chocolate chips, I read when I'm motivated, I'm a motor-mouth, I tend to say what's on my mind and sometimes don't, and in the midst of it all I'm extremely self-conscious but no one can ever tell.
 * 31. Describe your dream library. Twilight books, Hunger Games series, Laurie Halse Anderson...
 * 32. What’s the weirdest item you’ve ever mourned? The end of a season of ANTM.
 * 33. If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? I dunno.
 * 34. Do you have any “rules” about food? Don't stuff yourself.
 * 35. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Anything bigger than like 3 or 4 years with the younger one being at least 17 is bad.
 * 36. What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? Go out to dinner with my favorite fandom actors.
 * 37. Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for. Goldfish, Scholastic Book Orders, Lilo & Stitch, and That's So Raven.
 * 38. How do you approach social situations? It all depends.
 * 39. What is your ideal bed? Why? Very soft and big, preferably with Taylor Lautner waiting for me there....
 * 40. Post a short excerpt of your life. "And I'll be the best damned Team Jacob, Taylover, purple-wearin', music-obsessed empress you've ever seen!" I told the unicorn. He didn't believe me, but I was definitely right.

A quiz that I may have gotten from Wolvesforever17's user page. ;)
Self Interview:

animal person or people person? I have to say both, though I am pretty sure that cats hate me.

Favorite song? ''Right now? Probably "Endtapes" by The Joy Formidable, "Talk That Talk" by Rihanna, or "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna.''

Music you hate? ''COUNTRY. End of story.''

Favorite book? "Speak" by Laurie Halse Anderson.

Movie tastes: Comedies!

Favorite animals? Wolves, cheetahs, pandas, koalas, etc....

Living in? Taylor Lautner's bed. Where else?

Favorite candy: M&Ms and Skittles.

Favorite T.V channels: ABC Family, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Animal Planet, The CW, Oxygen, Lifetime, FX, TBS, VH1, MTV, MTV2, E!, Bravo, and I think that's it.

Best vacation? Not sure. A Christmas staycation?

Dogs or cats? ''Dogs! Cats hate me.''

Team Jacob or Team Edward? TEAM FRICKING JACOB.

Book you want made into a movie? "Unwind" and "All These Things I've Done".

Lucky number? ''Don't have one. Not even a number can help my poor luck.''

Favorite store? Not sure.

Favorite comic strip? I don't have one; I'm not too fond of comics.

Favorite ice cream flavor: Snickers.

Favorite online game? Does annoying people on the Twilight Saga Wiki count as a game?

A fashion quiz that I got from Nike's Girl.

 * Do you like fashion?: Fashion is my life!
 * Do you lke designing clothes?: YES.
 * Do you like wearing dresses?: Oh, yes! Makes me feel fancy.
 * Do you like wearing skirts?: Only when I have to.
 * Do you like wearing jeans (all kinds of them)?: I LIVE in my jeans.
 * Do you like wearing T-shirts?: When I'm going to sleep or in Gym class, yes.
 * Do you like wearing scarfs?: Of course! Plaid, leopard, purple...All of that!
 * Do you like wearing hats?: No, not really.
 * Do you like wearing boots?: YES. Boots are some of the hottest things you can put on your feet.
 * What kind of shoes do you like?: Nearly all types. I tend to like sneakers and boots more, though. Oh, and flats in the spring.
 * Tell me one of your favourite outfits: Gray sweater, animal print scarf, dark skinny jeans, black boots, and a cute hair accessory.
 * Do you like wearing bracelets,rings and earings?: I feel very not-feminine without earrings. I only not where 'them when I'm going to sleep.
 * Tell me some of your favourite colours: Purple. 

Another Wiki Quiz created by Miss Nike's Girl

 * Favourite ice cream flavour: Snickers, though Rocky Road doesn't get old either.
 * Favourite colour: Purple.
 * Fvaourite subject at school: Orchestra
 * Favourite song right now: Umm..."Talk That Talk" by Rihanna.
 * Quickly, pick a Twilight name!: Jared!
 * Favourite Twilight vehicle: Jacob's Harley Sprint.
 * Do you want to be an admin on this wiki? I already am, though every time I log on I think I'm gonna have a message claiming I've been kicked out of Adminville because I curse too much in the chat.
 * Favourite quote from Twilight movie: "I'm down with the kids." "Yeah, you're the bomb." - Billy Black and Charlie Swan. Also, "I'm still dancing." - Billy Black.
 * Favourite quote from New Moon movie: "Age is just a number, baby. What are you, like, forty now?" - Jacob Black.
 * Favourite quote from Eclipse movie: "I'll fight for you until your heart stops beating." - Jacob Black
 * Favourite quote from Breaking Dawn part 1 movie: "I won't kill you. You deserve to live with this." - Jacob Black.
 * Favourite Jacob Black outfit: Umm...Well, I like all of his outfits. But my favorite would be the jeans and long-sleeved shirt in Eclipse at the graduation party. He looks a-m-a-z-i-n-g in a long-sleeved shirt.
 * Favourite Edward Cullen outfit: That outfit he wore in New Moon at school.
 * Favourite Bella Swan outfit: The one she wore the night before the wedding in BD-1.
 * Team Jella or Team Bedward?: This is a rhetorical question. Jella of course! Bedward sucks.
 * Team Alice or Team Rosalie (this one is difficult): Rosalie, hands down.
 * Do you like Jacob/Jella hugs?: Honey, I LIVE for those.
 * In which movie did your favourite Jacob/Jella hug happened?: New Moon because their scenes were always beautiful and honest.

OMG, LEAKS!
If you thought I would be posting leaked Breaking Dawn stuff, you were wrong. Why would I want to ruin it for others?

I admit it. I saw the leaks. I saw many leaks. But it's not like I wanted to. I was on YouTube one day, watching Twilight videos, when a Breaking Dawn thing came up. I clicked and BAM! Leaked stuff. I also happened to find photos and a video (WORST 25 SECONDS OF MY LIFE) and whatnot on a few websites. There are just some things you cannot un-see, no matter how hard you try.

The initial leak happened back in late-March 2011 / early-April 2011. And of course, I missed it. I didn't find out until days later, when Summit had already taken action and got that stuff off the 'net IMMEDIATELY, that there had been a huge leak. I was like, "Whaaa?" Then, months later, I remembered what I was doing March 31st and April 1st: nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was sitting at home the afternoon of April 1st, watching TV. How could I miss all of that??? I was angry with myself for not seeing them. Now I am sort of angry with myself for seeing them.

Well, now, there are still some leaked stuff around (take some more action, Summit, and give us another trailer while you're at it!), so I suggest you do not see them. I mean, if you like to read the end of the story as soon as you get the book, go for it, but I'm not sending any links or anything. Do I look (or sound, perhaps) like I want Summit tracking me down? Umm, NO. But I will give you my reactions to the leaked footage.

My reaction, Spongebob style:

Running around the house in fear and excitement...I fell down and hurt my leg....



...and then I actually viewed the material...



...and then I was crying and screaming.



Let's put it all together now...

thumb|378px|left|...I don't react so well with Breaking Dawn leaks.

Edward vs. Jacob (Correction: Jacob vs. Edward, 'cause Edward sucks)
Yeah...so there's the Team Jacob vs. Team Edward thing. Personally, I am OVER the entire debate. It's so stupid! But if I had to pick between Edward and Jacob, well...you don't see me obsessing over Edward on this wiki, now do you? Edward can keep Bella (keep Jacob of misery!), but I really would prefer Bella to not have either guy. As Taylor Lautner's character Marianna would say, Bella is in fact a whiny do-nothing that doesn't deserve either one of them. Now, let's move on.

UPDATE: I ship Jella. As much as I hate Bella and what she did to Jacob, you cannot deny that Bella and Jacob were made for each other.



Taylor Lautner...*romantic sigh*
As you may know, I am OBSESSED with the lovely Taylor Lautner. I am a Taylover, babe. He's funny, sweet, devastingly fine, adorable, nice, dedicated, and he has such a great heart. Anyone who is his friend is insanely lucky and should hold onto him. I hope I can meet him someday. He seems amazing. And did I mention that he is fine? So without further ado, here is a tribute to one of my favorite men.

Taylor, if you're reading this, I would like to say that if i could sing, I would serenade you every night with "Love You Like A Love Song" by Selena Gomez & The Scene. I love you like a love song, Taylor. Taylor is beautiful both inside and out, and I will support him through everything he does. <3 <3 <3

(By the way, Taylor, it's not just the characters that we are obsessed with. It's you too. <3)

<3 A huge fan of you and your work

Bella
And that's about it.
 * We both are klutzy.
 * We both don't like snow.
 * We both received pepper spray from a parent.

Edward
Edward and I relate a lot, believe it or not. Ha-ha, I just made a rhyme. I should do it all the time. Okay... It really sucks how Edward and I are so much alike, yet I hate his guts and would punch him in the face any day. Too bad I love Jacob. Sucks for you, Edward!
 * We are both intense.
 * We are both sort of shy, like in school and stuff.
 * We're both musical.
 * We both pay lots of attention to our appearances.
 * We both look weird in pictures.
 * We both like shiny cars.
 * We are both divas.

Jacob
See? Maybe Jake and I were meant for each other.
 * We both like fast vehicles.
 * We both have funny friends.
 * We both are natural-born leaders.
 * We both wear black t-shirts and jeans. (Seriously.)
 * We both are good friends.
 * We both are funny.
 * We both will fight for the ones we love.
 * We both are really (almost too) forgiving.

Rosalie
Earlier today I asked a couple of people which Twilight Saga character am I most like. They both answered Rosalie. Let's compare. Looks like I've found my match! Rose and I would probably be friends in real-life anyway...as long as she isn't very materialistic.
 * We both love funny guys.
 * We both get revenge.
 * We both are intense and maybe a little mean, but we can be nice.
 * We both are sass-masters.
 * We both don't like our brother's choices but we deal with them anyway.
 * We both stick to what we believe in.
 * We are both divas.
 * We both love fabulous stilettos.

Alice
Let's see how well I relate to Alice Cullen.
 * We both love fashion.
 * We are both divas.
 * We are both forceful when we have to be.
 * We both love to throw a good party.
 * We are both depended on a lot.
 * We're both fabulous perfectionists.

Bella & Edward's Relationship: The Metaphor Remix
Here's my opinion on romantic relationships:

He/she should be the icing - not the cake. I know some people don't like to have their cake without icing, but when it comes down to it, I'd rather eat the cake sans icing rather than starve.

With Bella and Edward (Bedward, tee-hee), they are each others' cake, rather than the icing. This is...weird. (And don't give me the "But they're in love!" stuff)

My point is: life should not be the icing as a boyfriend/girlfriend is the cake, in my opinion as well as many others' opinions. Okay?

My Signature
In case you were wondering, here is my signature: TeamTaycob  19:57, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Green Fairy made it, and I loooove it. It's funky, purple, and awesome.

I also tend to sign off (in blogs) with, "With Twilightish love, TeamTaycob".

So...yeah.

UPDATE: I've changed it again. Now it is: TeamTaycob  17:49, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

And I've changed it again!! TeamTaycob  01:18, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, now I think I'll keep it like this: TeamTaycob  01:24, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

I've changed it again! Someone else had the same font color in their signature, so I decided to change my signature again.  TeamTaycob  23:21, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

And if you're wondering, I do sometimes make signatures. They're not as amazing as Green Fairy's signatures, and I don't have many cool fonts, but if you want a signauture, all you have to do is ask on my talk page.

"Get your hot rods ready to rumble! 'Cause we're gonna fall in love tonight!" (Breaking Dawn updates and whatnot)
August 30, 2011: Are you excited for Breaking Dawn Part 1? I certainly am! I think I am going to have "Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)" by Lady Gaga stuck in my head for the next 79 days. Recently, Summit released a new movie still. My reaction:

''Enough with the photos, Summit! I want a new trailer! Amuse me, Summit. Tell me how I'm supposed to imagine a new trailer with all these trivial little stills from scenes that no one cares about. So Bella and Edward are playing chess. Oooh. How important. I like these stills a lot and everything, but if you really cared about your fans and knew what your fans want, you would give us a new trailer already! Time's a-tickin', there are less than three months left, and we're not getting any younger. Mkay??''

Yeah.

September 1, 2011: We have now moved into September (77 days left!), and Summit hasn't even given us a new trailer. I swear, Summit Ent. hates us.

September 2, 2011: Twilight hair styling tools have been released. Lamest. Thing. EVER. If I want to look totally Bella-licious, I will get some instructions and use my own tools, okay? By the way, Taylor Lautner is on the October 2011 cover of Seventeen! When will my copy come in???

September 3, 2011: I think it is official. Summit hates me. I think this is my payback for viewing the leaks. I view the leaks, they don't release a new trailer. This sucks more than Edward sucks...sort of.

September 4, 2011: 75 days left! And by the way, today is the birthday of my fanfiction Edward Cullen. He sucks, but I've gotta remember that today is his birthday. (Please, no one kill me for changing Eddy dearest's birthday). In the timeline of my Twilight Saga fanfic, he would be 19 years old today. Today is also another of my characters' birthdays. I used to write this series that had like 3 different spin-offs, and the protagonist from the original series' birthday is today. She may have been a total Mary-Sue and completely gone because her series is over, but I've just gotta celebrate her birthday too. She also happens to be turning 19 years old today (class of 2010 and born in '92, whoop whoop!). Happy birthday, Stace. And trust me, your Prince Charming will come some day. ;)

September 5, 2011:  Happy Labor Day! Speaking of labor, Bella should be going into labor in six days, bookwise. There are 73 days left until we can actually see Bella in labor, however, and Summit still hasn't released a new trailer because Summit hates me, and they may hate you too. They could create, like, five different trailers. I don't know what they're waiting for. It's been exactly three months since the teaser trailer was released, and there are two months and thirteen days left until the movie will be out. Time's a-tickin', Summit! What am I supposed to do with a trailer that's not even two minutes long and a bunch of movie stills? Use my imagination? Been there, done that, still isn't good enough. Come on, Summit! Ya know you wanna!

September 6, 2011: A new movie still has been released! Bella looks like she gave Edward a purple nurple. XD But I love the still. It's nice. They are actually smiling. There are 72 days left until the release of Breaking Dawn Part 1, and there still isn't a new trailer. Like, WTH, Summit?! By the way, Bella's birthday will be in a week. Like I'd actually give her a genuine "Happy birthday". According to where we left on in the books, Bella would be turning 24 years old, but of course, she's be frozen at age 19, since she's a vampire. Gosh, time passes so fast...but I wasn't even reading the Twilight Saga in 2005. (I didn't start reading the books until 2009.) Remember when she turned 18 back in '05 and Ed broke up with her? Now it's 2011 and she's almost TWENTY-FOUR. That makes her seem so old....

September 7, 2011: I am super tired, so I plan on making this short. If it's not so short, tough nubs. There are 71 days left, and a new teaser photo from BD-1 has been released! It's nothing much. Just a pic of Bella's engagement ring. But I still love it. Also, the BD-1 soundtrack is available for pre-order on amazon.com. I will sooo be getting that. Sadly, the track list hasn't been revealed yet. So, uh, yeah.

September 8, 2011: OH MY GOD. Is it my birthday? Is it Christmas? No. It is the day when NEW POSTERS FROM BD-1 ARE REVEALED. One is of Bella and Edward (they look a little weird, but whatever; that's just the status-quo for them), and the other is of Jacob and the wolves.

Yeah.

They're pretty good posters.

AND (to add to my existing heart attack), a NEW TRAILER will be released on SEPTEMBER 13, Bella's birthday. So that's why they've been waiting so long, I guess. Might as well throw a chuckle in and release it on a character's birthday.

I think I have just died and gone to heaven.

Best not-birthday/fake-Christmas/70-days-left-mark EVER.

September 9, 2011: Correction: TODAY is the best not-birthday/fake-Christmas EVER. Today, a new still (from BD-1...duh) was released, and so was a 15 second preview for the new trailer coming out this Tuesday!!!! I just screamed like a billion times. OH MY GOD. I can't even explain it. Watch it yourself!

thumb||Bella doesn't look too hot when she's preggo...Perfect! But Carlisle and Edward both look horrible. Yet there is always next...franchise. :P

But seriously. Bella looks so bad it's good.

September 14, 2011: It's been a long time since I've updated these BD-1 news, and A LOT has happened. Yesterday, the new trailer premiered! IT. IS. AMAZING. It starts out all cute and stuff. Makes you think, "Aww, a wedding movie!" But it's not. At around 1:10, that's just when things get crazy. And before that, BELLA CRIED. Bella. Never. Cries. This is the most emotion she has shown...EVER. Anyways, after we pass that bridge between cuteness and insanity (yes, there were feathers), again, it's just crazy. Jacob's crying, Edward's yelling, Sam is stalking the pack and the Cullens...GREAT! And OMG, the Denalis. They were in the beginning, but I have to still talk about them. They were great. Back to the craziness, there are wolves and vampires and babies - OH MY! And then the ending...OH MY GOD. I can't even describe it. It. Was. INTENSE. This has been the most intense Twilight Saga trailer to date...I am scared, yet so, sooo, SOOO excited. Check it out!

September 18, 2011: We've got two months left, you guys. We can do this, we can do this....

September 21, 2011: It's official, you guys (or whoever is reading this, which must be nobody). T-BD-1 is PG-13. The MPAA finally gave us the obvious rating for our beloved movie coming out in 57 days. Breaking Dawn: Part 1 is rated PG-13 for disturbing images, violence, sexuality/partial nudity and some thematic elements.

Well. That was a bit obvious. But let me give my input on some things. Disturbing images: YES. I wonder how disturbing though, since a Twilight Saga movie hasn't earned this one yet in its rating. Violence: Duh. Have you seen the trailers? Sexuality/partial nudity: (tee-hee) Yeah. Remember that the others didn't get the big sexuality one since no one actually had sex in the previous movies. All the steamy kisses get "sensuality". About the partial nudity: If someone flashes their bare butt I will be GONE...or at least just covering my eyes. I do not need to see anybody's bare butt in this movie. Thematic elements: It took me a while to understand this. It turns out, thematic elements are the big, deep things that might not be suitable for children, like death, child abuse, abortion, disabilities, etc. Let's see if Breaking Dawn fits any of these. Abortion and pregnancy: YES. Death: YES. This movie is totally thematic.

The other Twilight Saga movies never got disturbing images, sexuality/partial nudity, or thematic elements, so this one will be very different from the others.

Disturbance and nakedness and thematic elements - OH thumb|left|400pxMY!

This movie shall be...interesting.

October 13, 2011: Believe it or not, guys, but we have only about a month left. Where did all that time go? The first updat for this section was more than forty days ago. Crazy, huh? Well, yesterday, we got some new Breaking Dawn TV spots, and one included NEW SCENES. That TV spot was short and all, but it was still good. I was LOL at Edward at the end of it. "Well, what's a wedding without some drama?" (I read once that someone said their "panties flew off" at that line, and now I'm officially convinced. Some Team Edward fans are crazy. I have never in my life said that Jacob [or Taylor] had made my panties fly off. I mean, come on. I'm a teenager but I'm not that hormonal [and that was probably a grown woman who said that]. Movie lines do not make me wet . Like, day-um. But whatever, makes you happy, I guess. I just could never be so turned on my a movie line and/or the way the character says that line.) The TV spots were pretty good.

October 16, 2011: Yesterday, a Volvo ad for Breaking Dawn Part 1 came out, and it was ugly. I'm going to say it right now. That was one of the fugliest things I have ever seen. But on the bright side, there is one month and two days left until Breaking Dawn Part 1 comes out, and 13 months until Breaking Dawn Part 2 comes out. This is going to be a maaaah-velous last month and two days for me. I'm stressed and only running on fanfiction and excitement, but I'm still fueled for the movie. Let's do this thang!

January 25, 2012: I know, it's been forever! Part 1 was pretty okay. It's good if you don't compare it to the book. If you did (which you should have done), you'd notice that half of the plot was missing. It's all good though. The DVD comes out on February 11, 2012 (Taylor Lautner's 20th bday! [I know, he's so old now]). The features are pretty basic, and there aren't any deleted scenes (which proves that Summit is on crack because this movie was missing so much, yet there aren't going to be any deleted scenes, like WTFH), but there will be a Jacob fast forward feature, which I am excited about. That is all I really need.

It's moments like these when I feel like I am being greatly rewarded for doing absolutely nothing...
Oh my gosh, what did I do? Nothing. That's it. I am rewarded with great friends, new BD-1 stuff, and more for doing absolutely nothing.

I didn't really realize until yesterday that people on here actually care about me a lot. I wasn't in the chat yesterday, and I was given messages that showed concern for me. Don't worry, guys, I'm okay. But thanks.

And now, there is new Breaking Dawn stuff. Now, I know Summit didn't premiere all this stuff just for me, but still. What did I do to deserve this stuff? I know I am not particularly nice, so what happened? If this can't be explained, well, just keep the good stuff comin'!

JELLA, baby! (Plus a Taysten gallery!)
Bella ruins everything, but I have to admit that Bella and Jacob are so much better than Bella and Edward. The one thing Bella did right was include Jacob in her life - Jacob is a gift from the gods, after all. Bedward's such a weird couple name...Just saying. But really. Bella and Jacob were made for each other. That's true love right there, not whatever weird obsession that Bella and Edward have.

UPDATE: I have been torn between Jella and Blackwater for a very long time, so I have finally decided that I am on Team Blackwater/Bella-can-go-die-alone in Breaking Dawn, but Jella everywhere else. Now what?

Another update: I love Taysten, and there's nothing more to it. They're too cute.

I think what I love the most about Jella (Jacob, in particular) is that Bella is a total bimbo, a total dummy that couldn't not mess up anything, and Jacob sticks around her and always saves her. He's so persistent. :)

Songs that describe Jella

 * "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga - Bella and Jacob are in a bad (yet good) romance. *le cry*
 * "Speechless" by Lady Gaga - Think about the "breakup" scene in New Moon . Bella couldn't believe what Jaacob said to her, Jake had given up on her, Jake was speechless...You do the math.
 * "Rehab" by Rihanna - "You were like my lover and my best friend all wrapped into one with a ribbon on it". This song gets me every time I listen to it. Tears form when I think about the song, and then Bella and Jacob. Ugh, I'm so weak. FML. Think about it in Jacob's perspective, in Breaking Dawn.
 * "Valerie" by Amy Winehouse - In Breaking Dawn, Bella's body was a mess (she was pregnant and dying), she missed Jacob's ginger hair and the way he liked to dress (though Jacob is not a ginger [not a great picture], Bella probably did miss his just shorts look [Oww!]), and she wanted him to come over all the time.
 * "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars - Well, the entire song. Duh.
 * "Countdown" by Beyonce - "Damn, I think I love that boy, do anything for that boy." Mm-hmm.
 * "Breathe Me" by Sia - Bella needed to be "wrapped up" by Jacob, no?
 * "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna - Just kidding, just kidding. That would be so nasty. xD
 * "Umbrella" by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z - Listen to it and tell me it's NOT totally Bella and Jacob. The song is about supporting each other, and that's just what Bella and Jacob did.
 * "Unfaithful" by Rihanna - "...and it kills him inside to know that I am happy with some other guy." *cough* Bella is happy with Jacob rather than Edward *cough cough*
 * In Bella's case, "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj fits her perfectly. Bella is, in fact, a stupid hoe.

Why Jella is a great couple

 * 1) Jacob really knows Bella - he doesn't have to guess what she's thinking.
 * 2) It would be as easy as breathing to be with Jacob.
 * 3) You wouldn't have to say goodbye to anyone to be with Jacob.
 * 4) Bella has a lot more fun with Jacob than she does with Edward.
 * 5) Bella truly loves Jacob. She was only happy with Edward when she knew she was getting sex or immortality off of her end of the deal.
 * 6) Jacob truly loves Bella. Jacob loves Bella for who she is, not what she smells like.
 * 7) Jacob makes Bella feel free.
 * 8) Bella and Jacob's relationship is realistic and down-to-earth.
 * 9) Jacob and Bella are so beautiful together.
 * 10) They make each other laugh.
 * 11) They're actually happy together.
 * 12) Their relationship is healthy! Yay!
 * 13) No matter how much of an idiot Bella can be, Jacob is always there fighting for her. ALWAYS.
 * 14) Their personalities just fit.
 * 15) In the real-world, they would definitely be together.
 * 16) They actually have honest conversations with each other.
 * 17) They understand each other and the others' feelings.
 * 18) Their friendship is just great.
 * 19) Jella is better than Bedward at all angles (besides money or something like that). Bedward simply cannot reach the authenticity, warmth, and genuine emotions of Jella.
 * 20) Fanfiction makes them even better. ;)
 * 21) The couple name Jella just sounds better than the couple name Bedward. Does it not?



Fanfiction
To calm down my obsession with my own work (horrible, I know, but meh) I have an account on fanfiction.net. There is a link to it at a previous section of my jungle of a user page "'Follow me, don't be such a holy fool!'", but my pen-name is MusicTwilightLove. I have started my Twilight Saga fanfic, Destructive Desire. (WARNING: Some/most material may not be suitable for children or those who cannot handle a lot.) I really like it when other users on here post their fanfiction. Scarly's is phenomenal (Team Cody!), and LavendaBrunette's was brilliant! I also LOVE it when Twilight Saga actors read fanfiction. It's awesomesauce!

Copy & Paste These!
Here's an interesting thing I found on Teamemmet's user page. Apparently, she edited it a little to fit the things she loves, so I am going to do the same.

Awesome One
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

'If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.'

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 

'If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.'

'If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste'

'If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle'

'If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (hopefully everyone (excluding Edward/ all vamps) copies this one!)'

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

'If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.'

'If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.'

'If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.'

'If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.'

'If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you believe there is a Jacob Black out there for you copy and paste this onto your profile'

'Come over to the good side, we have Black and chocolate!'

'If you are seriously in love with Seth Clearwater and/or Boo Boo Stewart, copy this into your profile'

'If your so obsessed with Twilight it isn’t even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.'

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

''IF YOU LOVE EMMETT CULLEN... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE SETH CLEARWATER... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

If you truly believe that there is an Seth Clearwater out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Seth...) copy/paste this into your profile.

''If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.''

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

''If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to...''

Pick 11 Twilight Characters at random...

1. Jared

2. Bella

3. Jacob

''4. Edward

5. Embry

6. Alice

7. Esme

8. Tanya

9. Stefan

10. Kate

11. Leah

''1.Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ''

''HECK NO. NOT. HOT. AT. ALL. I'D RATHER RIP UP ONE OF MY OWN TWILIGHT POSTERS THAT THINK OF HIM AS HOT.''

2.What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

'If Leah got Tanya pregnant...I would be so freaked. Like, REALLY.

3.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

''Bella and Alice? Yeah, sure. Bella has a girl-crush on Alice anyway.''

4.Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

''Embry/Stefan = umm....'

Embry/Kate = WOOT!

''5.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? ''

'Esme walking in on Bella and Jared....Umm....That's really awkward.''

6.What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

''For Edward to go out with Jared, I'd make Bella blackmail Edward. She's show the world Edward's "special stuff" if he didn't go out with Jared.''

' '

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Hey, lookie, I found another one! Copy and paste this to your user page but use your own answers.

Twilight Questionnaire
 Twilight 

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon

How long did it take you to read the books?

I can't lie...a few months.

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Bella and Edward die.

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob Black, but I also have others, like the Denalis.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Um...Rosalie, the Denali coven, Emmett, Felix, and others....

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Well, Jacob. Duh. Then Paul. He's a legend. ;)

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I'll fight for you...until your heart stops beating." - My Jakey-poo

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When they became officially engaged.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When they were in Bella's truck after Jacob saved her from drowning. "You don't need me to tell you this, but you're not gonna lose yourself" (or something like that) just gets me. That scene in the movie has SLAYED MY LIFE.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Umm...when Alice was being creepily forceful and prepared Bella for her wedding...?

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley, or in Breaking Dawn - Part 1 when the Cullens were getting their asses whooped.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Bree Tanner, baby.

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Of course!

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon.

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?

Eclipse.

Are you excited about Midnight Sun?

Not really. I mean, I don't care about Edward's disgusting thoughts so it doesn't matter.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jacob. He and Bella belong together.

Bella or Edward?

That's like deciding between a bucket of dog poo or a bucket of dog puke; both are bad and disgusting. So I pick: neither.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob!!

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob!!!!

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie!

Jasper or Alice?

I don't know. Both?

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme?

That's like deciding between apples and oranges; both are great. So I pick: both.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob?

I love both of them so dearly, but you don't hear me fangirling over Emmett half as much as I do over Jacob. So, JACOB.

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie!

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie.

Charlie or Billy?

Both. They're BFFs!

Jacob or Sam?

Jakey-poo, since he's the REAL Alpha. No offense to Sam, though.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Werewolves or Vampires?

I'd rather kick it wolf-style.

Ooh, another one! I love this one.

Good Friend vs. Best Friend
'''A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...'''

'''A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"'''

'''A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."'''

'''A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"'''

'''A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.'''

'''A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.'''

'''A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, girl, run!"'''

'''A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.'''

'''A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"'''

'''A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.'''

'''A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!'''

'''A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.'''

'''A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."'''

'''A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...'''

'''A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.'''

A good friend w'''ould knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"'''

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

'''A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.'''

This one is great.

Love Your Mommy; She Taught You Things
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And another!

General, Odd Questionnaire
'''What's your name? '''Don't feel like telling, but you can call me Dee.

'''Gender? '''Female, since the last time I've checked.

Age? Let's keep that a secret...I act older than I really am.

'''Height? '''About 5 feet and 8 inches of pure awesomeness.

'''Weight? '''No comment.

'''Hair color? '''Dark brown.

'''Eye color? '''Dark brown.

What are you doing right now? Typing, sitting in my messy room that I am supposed to cleaning, etc.

'''Who's next to you right now? '''A billion celebrities (in pictures and posters). Also, my new autographed photo of Taylor Lautner.

Do you have an imaginary friend? I don't think so.

'''Do you want an imaginary friend? '''Nope.

'''Are you lying to me? '''Of course not!

'''Turn on your TV. What's on?' Kourtney & Kim Take New York''

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner and BooBoo Stewart, to name a couple of them. And this guy at school whose name I don't know.

'''What was the last thing you ate? '''A chicken wing that was way too spicing for my liking at the moment.

'''What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? '''Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? "STOP IT!" (My brother was jumping on my bed.)

'''Do you have a job? '''Not really. I babysit, and I'm fabulous, but that's it.

'''Do you have a car? '''Nope, but I have a bicycle.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? CA. I am sick of this cloudy, cold weather!

Do you believe in magic? Yeah, sure.

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes.

'''More than once? '''Yes.

'''What did you do when you got to the bottom? '''Cried, complained to my mom, and held a grudge on my brother for slipping on his sock. (I was seven, okay?)

'''Zodiac? '''Scorpio.

Astrological sign? Still Scorpio(?)

'''Type your name with your feet. '''I CAN'T!

'''Was that fun? '''No.

'''Run around the house. How do you feel? '''I feel like I don't want to run around the house.

'''Do you own a credit card? '''Nope.

'''Do you like to shop? '''Of course!

What's the last thing you bought? The Twilight Graphic Novel, volumes 1 and 2.

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner. You've asked this already.

Favorite animal? Cheetah. Reow!

'''Favorite fruit? '''Plum

'''Quick! You have to save the world!''' *loads up gun* I'm five steps ahead of ya.

Someone has a knife to your back. Wait! I must see the last two Twilight movies first!!!

'''Do you swear? '''Yeah, a little bit.

What is open on your computer? Three tabs: a cover of "Price Tag" by Jessie J, FanFiction.net, and this wiki.

'''Do you sleep talk? '''I hope not.

'''What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? '''I won't share that. ;)

What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled? Don't judge me, but it was..."taylor lautner's butt".

One more question...who's your crush? I've already answered this question. Taylor Lautner.

I like this one a lot

Girl Side / Guy Side
YOUR GUY SIDE:


 * You love hoodies. (Yep!)


 * You love jeans. (YEAH!)


 * Dogs are better than cats. (Of course.)


 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yes.)


 * You've played with/against boys on a team. (Oh yeah.)


 * Shopping is torture. (Nope.)


 * Sad movies suck. (Sometimes, but not really)


 * You own/ed an X-Box. (YES!)


 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Yes.)


 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No, not really)


 * You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Yes.)


 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No.)


 * You watch sports on TV. (No.)


 * Gory movies are cool. (No.)


 * You go to your dad for advice. (Yes.)


 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No.)


 * You like going to high school football games. (No.)


 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No.)


 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes.)


 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (No, not anymore, really.)


 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Yes.)


 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes.)


 * Sports are fun (No.)


 * Talk with food in your mouth. (No. I find it disgusting. Whatever someone has to say can wait until I can actually hear them.)

TOTAL: 12
 * Sleep with your socks on at night (Not anymore, really.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL: 21
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (All the time!)
 * You love to shop. (Yes!)
 * You wear eyeliner. (No, not really)
 * You wear the color pink (Yes.)
 * Go to your mom for advice. (Of course.)
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. (As an ex-cheerleader, yeah I do!)
 * You hate wearing the color black. (I love wearing black!)
 * You like hanging out at the mall. (Yes.)
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Manis and pedis are my key to eternal happiness.)
 * You like wearing jewelry. (Of course! I cannot live without earrings.)
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No, not really.)
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes.)
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No, I do not like the movie Star Wars. Star Wars fans [like the beautiful Christian Camargo], do not hurt me.)
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? (Yes!)
 * It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Not really.)
 * You smile a lot more than you should. (Yes! *smiles*)
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I've recently counted, and yes.)
 * You care about what you look like. (Who doesn't?)
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. (Yes!)
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yeah!)
 * You love the movies. (I ADORE the movies.)
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. (LOL, yeah.)
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Blind makeovers are the best!)
 * Like being the star of everything. (Not everything, but sort of, so I'll count that as a yes.)

Random One
1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Personal note: I have never and I am proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! P/N: Just call me Weirdo.

3.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. MANY TIMES.

4.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

5.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Too many times to count.

6.If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

7.If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh, yes....

8.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Happens all the time.

9.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yes.

10.If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. P/N: How about both?

11.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile. P/N: '''Oh yeah. Edward (YES, Cullen), and a few boys in my class.'''

12.If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

13.If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile.

14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" P/N: If Edward Cullen were to jump off a skyscraper I would record that, yell, "DO IT! DOOOO IT!", and post that vid on YouTube. NO DOUBT.

15.If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: This has been described as a jungle before, so yeah. *sighs* I haven't even read my whole user page yet, let alone anyone else.'''

16.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Yes....

17.If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: I gotta stop wearing pajama bottoms. They're death traps. Maybe I'll just pull a Bella and sleep in just my underwear...NOT.'''

18.If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

19.If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. A/N: Oh yeah, of course.

20.If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: Eww. Why try to be cool?

21.If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! P/N: There's an entire section for things to copy and paste here, so yeah.

22.If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. '''P/N: Me: *looks at gas thing in science class* "I wonder if this is a liquid...?" Jose: *gives "WTF?!" face*: "It's GAS."'''

23.If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: Of course...what were we talking about?

24.Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. P/N: How many more of these are there going to be?

25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

26.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm one of the awesomest people I know...just kidding.

28.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29.If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. '''P/N: I quote the Twilight Saga ALL THE TIME. But then again..."that's why we're here." :)'''

30.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. '''P/N: Such a bad night. I needed a Twilight book to take my mind off things. Felix flirting with Bella, ftw.'''

31.If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: I shall not say, but we were pretty awesome.

32.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

33.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: As a spelling and grammar freak, this REALLY bothers me.

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35.If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. P/N: Of course.

36.If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope...but I have songs stuck in my head. Does that count?'''

37.If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

38.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

39.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My world is a nice little place to be....

40.If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

41.If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

42.If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

43.Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. P/N: Taht ws aewmoes, bt it sitll bgus me to daeth.

44.If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. P/N: Heck yeah!

45.If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Ahahaha, the true meaning of an *inside* joke.

46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. P/N: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight....

47.If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I LIVE off of reviews.

49.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. P/N: This wiki is like Twitter to me...that counts, right?

50.If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope. Thank Twilight.'''

51.If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. '''P/N: Today I don't feel like doing anything. Also, cheers to the freakin'...Wednesday.'''

52.If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.

53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob '''P/N: Added my name. <3'''

54.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. P/N: That happened, like, twice in the last two hours.

55.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. P/N: Yep.

56.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: *cough*BellaSwan*coughcough*

57.I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.

58.If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My plans include everyone shuffling everyday and being happy...they still haven't gone into action yet.

59.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yeah!

60.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. P/N: All of the above, and perfectly fine with it.

61.If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

62.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Love rain. Snow sucks'''

63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: All technology hates me, so....

64.If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. P/N: Honey, I could burn WATER on a bad day.

65.If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile.

66.If you ever caught your stove on fire copy and paste this to your profile.

67.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

68.If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I am a girl, and I have no problem with the color pink, but the stereotyping is a pain in the neck.

69.If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. '''P/N: If you're still there, I shall send you a batch or two of e-cookies in the future. You rock.'''

70.If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. P/N: Television sets, my computer, sewing pins....

72.If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

73.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. P/N: All the time.

74.If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: That happened like two times and I still remember.

75.If you are so obsessed with Doctor Who that you can't wait to be abducted by an alien copy and paste this to your profile.

76.(^(oo)^) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.

78.Heck, copy and paste this into your profile if you even know what a "googlewhacker" IS.

79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

80.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

82.If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile. P/N: Not really bands, but solo artists...?

83.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Well, it certainly isn't GOOD.

84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nerds keep this world in check. You don't see Paris Hilton or any of the Kardashians doing anything good today, do you?'''

85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. P/N: Sugar. Is. AWESOMESAUCE.

86.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm fine right where I am.

87.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh. *copies and paste* And if they are DUMB too...Someone help them.

88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob.

'''P/N: Added my name. <3 And OMG, The Dawn Is Breaking...I love it.'''

89.If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

90.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: I hope I'm not dead. I wouldn't be able to see all the Twilight movies. I kid, I kid....'''

91.Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. P/N: Rap is good, rock is good, MOVE ON.

92.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. P/N: Oh yeah!

93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... P/N: I was bored enough to Google things to copy and paste to profiles....

94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! '''P/N: Pluto should start its own Solar System and get revenge. Let's see how Uranus likes it NOW....'''

95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

96.If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: My memory sucks.

97.If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. P/N: Nah, I get chicken wings at least once a month, and I am scared of heights.

98.If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I love my computer, but I swear, it is trying to kill me.

100!If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. That means YOU awesome, loser-ish reader. I love ya!

Life Soundtrack (it's interesting)
' IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? '

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

OPENING CREDITS- "Why Don't You Love Me" by Beyonce

WAKING UP- "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL- "Survivor" by Destiny's Child

FALLING IN LOVE- "Diva" by Beyonce

BREAKING UP- "Great DJ" by the Ting Tings

PROM NIGHT- "So Happy I Could Die" by Lady Gaga

'DAILY 'LIFE- "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga

'MENTAL 'BREAKDOWN- "Bring Night" by Sia

DRIVING- "We Found Love" by Rihanna

FLASHBACK- "Heavy Metal Lover" by Lady Gaga

'GETTING 'BACK TOGETHER- "Toxic" by Britney Spears

GETTING MARRIED- "S&M" by Rihanna (lolol)

'BIRTH 'OF CHILD- "Whatever You Like" by T.I.

FINAL BATTLE- "The Queen" by Lady Gaga

FUNERAL- "All Night Long" by Demi Lovato

'FINAL 'CREDITS- "Love You Like A Love Song" by Selena Gomez & The Scene

A random from TSF's user page

 * 1) If u have a book near you turn to page 19 and line 8? Kk. The Hunger Games...page 19..."The last tribute alive gets food" or something like that.
 * 2) What time is it right now? 11:14am.
 * 3) What is last shown u watched? Jersey Shore, I think.
 * 4) What r u doing? Listening to music, typing.
 * 5) What site r u on? The Twilight Saga Wiki
 * 6) What book r reading?- 'Flawless, the second Pretty Little Liars book.
 * 7) Fave book? Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
 * 8) Fave movie? The Lion King.
 * 9) Fave TV shown? America's Next Top Model.
 * 10) Do u still have ur eclipse wall calander up? No. It was from 2011, so I ripped it up and kept the photos I care for.
 * 11) What r thinking about right now? Tonight. Going to a friend's place!
 * 12) What movie did u watch this saturday? Nothing yet/
 * 13) What is ur fave time of day? Afternoon.
 * 14) What is ur fave class? Orchestra.
 * 15) Do u have a nook? No.
 * 16) What book r u reading on ur nook? N/A.
 * 17) What song r u listening to right now? "One of the Boys" by Katy Perry, but I was just listening to "Photographs" by Rihanna.
 * 18) What is ur fave #? 8, and then 16.
 * 19) Lucky #? Don't have one. I have bad luck.
 * 20) What movie u going to watch 2moro?-Not sure.
 * 21) What is ur fave line from any twilight movie?- "I'll fight for you, until your heart stops beating." - Jacob Black, New Moon
 * 22) What is ur fave scene from any twilight movie? The Jella truck scene (after cliff-diving) in New Moon.
 * 23) Who is ur idol? Not sure.
 * 24) Do u have website?- I have a Tumblr. Does that count?
 * 25) Do u text a lot? More than I should, lol.
 * 26) How many twilight posters do u have in ur room? The humongous ones? Hold on...14. I also have a bunch of smaller Twilight photos. Bow down, bitches.

Music!!

 * 1) Tumblr_lzvg3m6DRN1r8casho1_500.jpg"Red Lipstick" by Rihanna, "Criminal" by Britney Spears, "Treats" by Kids, "She Wolf" by Shakira, and "Get Some" by Lykke Li.
 * 2) "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna.
 * 3) "Red Lipstick" by Rihanna.
 * 4) She Wolf by Shakira.
 * 5) I dunno, an orchestra concert. Lawl.
 * 6) A crapload of Sleigh Bells songs. I got no sleep last night and woke up feeling a mess because I had all their songs stuck in my head. No more Sleigh Bells for me...at least for a little while.
 * 7) I'm not so sure. I just listen to what I feel like listening to.
 * 8) I dunno.
 * 9) I don't really know. I tend to get entire albums.
 * 10) Sleigh Bells.
 * 11) Rihanna.
 * 12) I could never pick just one. I love so many different genres!
 * 13) A BD-1 trailer...Yeah, I should have picked a song....
 * 14) "Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down!" - "Heavy Metal Lover," Lady Gaga
 * 15) YES.

Close Encounters of the Twilightish Kind
So here is a list of all my Twilight cast member encounters:
 * Julia Jones at the Twilight Convention
 * Tinsel Korey at the Twilight Convention
 * Tyson Houseman at the Twilight Convention
 * BooBoo Stewart at the Twilight Convention (He was so close to me!!!!!)
 * I've asked Ashley Greene a bunch of questions online, but I can't seem to find the response video....
 * Taylor Lautner is on Facebook.

Awesome Twilight Websites
Here are some websites I recommend to Twilighters, from my personal list of bookmarks on my computer. Includes fanfiction, fansites, and funnies: And for the critical fans because they should -- no, they BETTER -- be out there since the Twilight Saga world couldn't function properly without 'em:
 * Team-Twilight (Great fansite. It updates news rather quickly.)
 * The Twilight Saga section of Entertainment Weekly (Has some good slideshows. But beware. The hater comments are annoying.)
 * Official movie websites (Trailers, photos, Twitter feed...)
 * Bella's Diary (good fanfiction here!) (Besides the good fanfiction, this is also a Twilight Saga news site.)
 * Twilight Saga section of Fandango (Tickets to Breaking Dawn: Part 1 are on sale NOW!)
 * Twilighters Annonymous (I don't go on this site much, but the possibilities are endless. Games, news, music news, and more!)
 * Twilight Quotes (Trying to find some character quotes? You've reached the right place!)
 * Twilight Saga section of Stick Man Theatre (These are HILARIOUS.)
 * Team Taylor Lautner (A personal fave of mine! :D You will be drooling.)
 * Gay For Taylor Lautner (Bless George's little Taylor-lovin' heart. This blog on Tumblr is AMAZING. It will have you laughing until your sides hurt, drooling until you mess up your computer, and going "Awww!" more than a recorded sitcom. Gay For Taylor Lautner is AWESOME.)
 * Reasoning With Vampires, an amazing blog on Tumblr that is a critical analysis of the Twilight Saga. The blogger isn't a fan at all, but this is good stuff.

Twilight Cakes!!!
The other day in chat, some of us were talking about cakes, and that is what inspired me for this section of my profile.

It looks like you can get pretty much any Twilight character you want on a cake. So...who do you want a mouthful of?

...You have such a dirty mind. Who do you want a mouthful of cake  of? Jeez.

If I Had A Twilight Band....
Sooo, I was thinking, "What if I formed a Twilight band? Would we only play songs related to Twilight?" That thought keeps me occupied sometimes. Here are some possible names for the band, as I have already written over fifty Twilight-related songs. No joke, guys. I did. There are no longer any spots open! LET'S ROCK THIS TWILIGHT SAGA WORLD! Here are the current members and some possible names.

Current Members
Yay! Our band is complete!
 * Me (manager/songwriter) - Leah
 * Pucktana88 (bassist) - JaneTwilightBand.jpg
 * LavendaBrunette (kazoo-player) - Alice
 * Teamemmet (guitarist) - Rosalie
 * Killerzombie97 (drummer) - Kate
 * Teamcullen (keyboardist) - Carmen
 * Quam1992 (lead singer) - Maria

Possible Names

 * Tan Foundation
 * Dawn Is Breaking
 * The Blackwater Project
 * NessieNessieNessie
 * Don't Be A BellaSnow_White,_LOL.jpeg
 * Sparkle and Shine
 * It's Cullen Time
 * TeamTaycob and the Twihards
 * Take A Spin On The Harley
 * Stupid Shiny Volvo Owners
 * La Tua Cantante
 * We'll Have Eons Of Time
 * OMT, THE APPLE
 * How U Likin' Da Rain, Gurl???
 * Jacob Black's Pack's Got Your Back
 * U So Sparkly
 * The Pale Posse
 * Bring On Breaking Dawn
 * U Suck If U Don't Like Da Succubus
 * T-BD
 * Feathers, Glitter, and Drama
 * The Twilightettes
 * What A Yawn: Bella SwanTeam_black.jpg
 * Little Nudga
 * Ninja Vamps
 * Kickin' It Wolf Style
 * I'll Be Your Imprintee
 * I Blame Alice
 * We Actually Were Discussing The National Debt
 * We Don't Hate You, But We Don't Particularly Like You Either
 * The Enemy Is Waiting Behind Your Back
 * BURN!
 * Gettin' Down On Friday With The Blacks
 * Team Headboard: It Lived Such A Long Life...NOT.
 * Kitties Go, "Meow"
 * Suicidal Vampires
 * Holy Crow
 * Grand.Theft.Auto
 * I'll Get My Sister To Hold You Hostage
 * I'LL TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE TAKING HER
 * You Brought The Snack...Right?
 * Edward Cullen Is Staring At You...
 * They Could Have Been Psychopaths!
 * Happy Endings = Gravestones
 * Over My Pile Of Ashes
 * There Are Actually Are Things To Do At Night Besides Study...*wink wink*
 * FINALLY! Someone scored around here!
 * Oh Joy...Bella's Back.
 * Why U So Stinky?
 * Why U So Sparkly?
 * Watching You Sleeping
 * Obnoxious, Moronic DOGS!
 * LEAKD
 * The Regular Twilight Show
 * Little Twilight Monsters
 * It's Your Face
 * Headboard Breakage
 * Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-Make-Music
 * Pain In The Neck (Literally)
 * WE SUCK

"We have got it made like ice cream topped with honey..." (The Cullens)
What do I think of the Cullens? I sorta like them and all, but I think they are rather boring excuses for vampires, and they barely count as vampires at all to me. They're bland, they manage to not rip each other to shreds, they associate themselves with humans, and they don't even drink human blood. They are humanized in so many ways. It's sort of hard to think of them as vampires sometimes. They seem to be so flawless (and so boring), that they've basically got it made like ice cream topped with honey. If Edward hadn't started dating Bella, the Cullens would still be doing the boring stuff they've been doing. They are beautiful, dirty -- no, make that clean, 'cause they don't do anything at all --, and rich. That is it. It's not like I don't like some of them, but they don't make very good vampires. They're not bad enough. I say, if you are going to be a vampire, do it right. The Cullens are okay as characters, but very bad excuses for vampires. They're not dirty enough.

Also, have I ever mentioned how overrated they are? They're always described as the interesting or beautiful coven, when I honestly think that the other covens don't get enough credit. The Denali Coven is miles more interesting and beautiful than the covens. The Denalis are the unsung heroes. If it weren't for Kate and Eleazar, Bella wouldn't have been able to save everyone's butts in Breaking Dawn. Think about that. But without further ado, let's explorer my opinion on the Olympic Coven.

Carlisle Cullen
He's a good dude and all, but I don't find anything particularly interesting about him. He's the "good one", a doctor, rich, good-looking, and all that crap, but what does he actually contribute to the story?

Esme Cullen
As with Carlisle, Esme is great and all, but she doesn't really do anything either. I'm glad that she's the mother role (the mother is definitely the fiercest member of the family), but what does so contribute to the story? Nearly nothing, right? That's what I thought.

Edward Cullen *eye-roll*
Don't even get me started on this Barbie doll. I hate this asshole for many, many different reasons. I'll just list a few of them. I have enough reasons to hate him, right? Right.
 * He's abusive.
 * He's overrated.
 * Most of his fangirls are vicious, stupid assholes.
 * He's a jackass.
 * He doesn't learn from his mistakes.
 * He still dates Bella, who is an idiot as well.
 * He's pathetic.
 * He goes through little-to-zero character change.
 * He's twisted as f**k.
 * He's so tortured, and - sorry kids - it ain't cute. Stephenie Meyer probably writes out his issues and crap to get fans to feel sorry for him and go, "Awwww," but I don't buy it at all. He just looks more and more like a little bitch to me.
 * He's unreasonable.
 * He's insensitive.
 * Did I mention that he's abusive?
 * He's not even a little attractive.
 * Charlie hates him.
 * He's so controlling.
 * He's so rude.
 * His controlling of Bella is looked at by protectiveness, which isn't right.
 * Like Bella, he's a hypocrite.
 * He acts as if he is Bella's father, and Bella's okay with it.
 * His horrible behavior makes girls swoon. *gag*
 * He's a dirty old man.

Sea of Stars: Reviews, Reviews, and More Reviews
So...here are my reviews on basically everything of the Twilight Saga.

Twilight

 * The book: 2.5 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The first graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The second graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 2 out of 5 stars

New Moon

 * The book: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 5 out of 5 stars

Eclipse

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Breaking Dawn

 * The book: 2 out of 5 stars
 * The movie trailers: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * Prediction for Part 2: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 soundtrack: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 theatrical trailer: 4.9 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 score: (from what I've heard of it so far) 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 2 Target cli: 1.5 out of 5 stars

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

 * The book: 3 out of 5 stars

Midnight Sun

 * The partial draft: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Other Stuff

 * The Guide: 4.75 out of 5 stars
 * The wardrobe: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The hair: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The makeup: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The acting: 3.25 out of 5 stars (the human performances bring up the score about one star)
 * Taylor Lautner's abs: 8 out of 5 stars
 * The fight scenes: 3.75 out of 5 stars
 * The kissing scenes: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Summit's cleverness of keeping material under wraps: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Robert Pattinson at award shows: 1.5 out of 5 stars (I give him 1 extra star for putting the smooch on Taylor)
 * Ashley Greene's style: 5 out of 5 stars (It's totally impeccable)
 * Kristen Stewart's style: 4 out of 5 stars (She is always SO CLOSE to being absolutely fabulous.)
 * Taylor Lautner's style: 6 out of 5 stars (The boy can dress, no doubts about it.)
 * Fansites: 4 out of 5 stars (Because some are on it when it comes to Twilight Saga news.)
 * Stephenie Meyer's writing: 1.75 out of 5 stars
 * Bella Swan/Cullen's personality: -239 out of 5 stars
 * Edward Cullen's personality: -236 out of 5 stars
 * Twilight hair products: -10 out of 5 stars. Lamest. Idea. EVER. Summit really needs to make a quick buck, huh?

My favorite Twilight Saga actors

 * Taylor. Lautner. End of story.
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Anna Kendrick
 * BooBoo Stewart
 * Bronson Pellitier
 * Julia Jones
 * Alex Meraz
 * Tyson Houseman
 * Tinsel Korey
 * Michael Sheen
 * Michael Welch
 * Christian Serratos

"Amen fashion!"
My favorite Twilight Saga style icons.

Characters

 * Rosalie.
 * Alice.
 * Bella (An inspiration to most teenage girls at my school. :P)
 * Carmen will be fierce and you know it.
 * Victoria (Leaves! Feather boas! Reow!)
 * Edward (Work that peacoat, Eddie!)
 * Jacob (Just shorts. That is all you need, Jakie. <3)
 * The entire Denali coven. (I have a feeling they will stir the fashion pot a little bit.)
 * The Amazon coven. (Time to break out the leather and animal prints.)
 * Elizabeth Reaser says the Romanian coven will be "S&M-inspired"...let's see how that works out.
 * Jessica (Headbands are sooo her thing.)

Actors

 * Taylor Lautner. (So clean-cute, so cute, so perfect! When has he ever made a fashion faux-pas?)
 * Kristen Stewart. (You're getting there, Kris. You've had some lows, some major highs, and a few almost-theres. Stay on that road to fashion perfection!)
 * Ashely Greene. (She is fabulous in pretty much anything. Ashley is just awesome.)
 * Kellan Lutz. (He never seems to look bad.)
 * Booboo Stewart. (He looks great in just about anything, and what is cooler is that he brings his sister pretty much everywhere with him.)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying....
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!Picture777.png
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. '*fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!
 * Awkward....
 * And pigs fly!
 * Yeah, buddy!
 * Omnomnom!
 * Boombadoomboom boombadoomboom BANG!
 * Oh snap!
 * Whatever floats your boat, I guess....
 * Eww.
 * Team Edward? Haha, you're funny.
 * Awesomesauce!
 * You're doing it wrong.... (Ex: for Edward. "VAMPIRE. You're doing it wrong....")
 * Nuh-uh, boo-boo.
 * Cheers to the freakin' weekend.
 * Just saying.
 * He is/that is Rated LAB, for sure. (LAB = Like A Boss) (Ex: "Taylor Lautner and Jacob Black are totally Rated LAB.")
 * End. Of. Story.
 * You can Google it.
 * So deal with it.
 * D'aww!
 * That makes no sense whatsoever.
 * You make me laugh.
 * I'm sorry, but ___________________________ (insert something I don't feel sorry about).
 * Rated PITA (PITA = Pain In The Ass) (Ex: Edward Cullen is totallly Rated PITA.)
 * Shut your whore mouth.
 * Good day to you.
 * That's a lie.
 * Disgusting. (Make sure to say this in a mutter or medium-to-loud whisper. Shaking your head works too.)
 * Psh.
 * Bitch, please.
 * The word bitch in general.
 * The word fabulous in general.
 * The word fierce in general.
 * F-l-a-w-l-e-s-s
 * (When I answer the telephone [to people I know, mainly]) Who dis be?
 * Da Hale?
 * Oh Hale naw.
 * Yeeeeeeaaaahh! (Helps to put on a funny face [with a smile] and do pulling arm motions)
 * How do we not have a reality TV show?
 * (As I'm about to leave) I've gotta jet.
 * (When I want a piece of someone's food) Sharing is caring.
 * Me gusta!
 * No me gusta!
 * The word ass in general. (Ex: Stupid-ass, big-ass, huge-ass, crazy-ass, lazy-ass, cheap-ass, bitch-ass, etc.) [I'll take wise-ass as mine, then.  M.S.]
 * Send the link.
 * 4 for you [insert name]! You go, [insert name]!

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. So much, that the first disk is scratched and I need a new one! I literally cried when it stopped working. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn more than three times so far.

As an update, I would like to say that my Twilight DVD actually hasn't stopped working; my DVD player was just old and dusty.

My Favorites (At The Moment)

 * Color: Purple, of course. Not lavender, not indigo (though I do like those colors a lot). Straight up purple. Violet, mauve...You get the picture.
 * TV show(s): America's Next Top Model, Regular Show, Swamp People, GLEE, Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Khloe & Lamar, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, E! News, Jersey Shore, Modern Family, The Office, Fashion Police, Family Guy, etc.
 * Musical artist(s): Sleigh Bells and Lykke Li.
 * Song(s): "Infinity Guitars" by Sleigh Bells, "Comeback Kid" by Sleigh Bells, and "Get Some" by Lykke Li.
 * Pet(s): Tiny turtles!
 * Actor(s): Taylor Lautner (obviously).
 * Actress(es): None. It's been forever since I've seen a great actress...What was the last movie I saw again? It's been a tiring day.
 * Twilight book(s): New Moon 
 * Twilight movie(s): New Moon
 * Subject(s): Orchestra
 * Fashion designer(s): Alexander McQueen, Coco Chanel, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton.
 * Musical instrument(s): Violin, viola, cello, double bass, piano, electric bass, drums, keyboard, kazoo, etc.
 * Magazine: Seventeen
 * Fashion icons: Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Taylor Lautner, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Kate Middleton, and Audrey Hepburn.

Some of the Best Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * The nickname "Re-name-me"
 * The deleted scenes from the movies
 * What really happened to Lauren
 * The Breaking Dawn movies will include extra bits that weren't in the book
 * The Breaking Dawn 'Part 1 soundtrack will be released on November 8 (One of my friends' birthdays! Miss ya, Ree-Ree!)
 * Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are going to live together
 * Fans were lined up for Comic-Con 2011 on Monday (the Breaking Dawn panel and co. wasn't until Thursday!)
 * The Breaking Dawn 1 trailer
 * The countdown to the next movie going from triple-digits to double-digits!
 * Kristen Stewart is a fan of Sia!
 * Taylor Lautner is a fan of reality shows! We'd get along perfectly. :D
 * Jacob speaking Quileute! *melts*
 * The new trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 1!
 * Kristen Stewart likes Lady Gaga. (TRUE STORY.)

Some of the Worst Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * Jacob imprinting
 * Rachelle LeFevre being recast
 * Nessie's full first name (It's so bad I refuse to say or type it)
 * Robert Pattinson's new haircut
 * Justin Bieber beating Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson for Male Hottie at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards
 * There is still more than a month left until the next movie!
 * Bella Swan, 'nuff said.
 * Edward Cullen, 'nuff said.
 * Re-name-me Cullen. You guessed it. 'Nuff said.
 * People saying all fans of the Twilight Saga are raging, obsessive lunatics
 * Summit hasn't given us a new trailer yet. Jerks....
 * Twilight hair styling tools. *cough*Lame*coughcough*

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies
 * Being a diva
 * Playing Blackjack
 * Being a sass-master
 * Beating my guy friends at games

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever....except for Edward Cullen. He can keep his purple object.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Writing music, whether it's song parodies or violin covers of songs. I want to post my Twilight Saga song lyrics here, but I might be ridiculed for it.
 * Going on this wiki and meeting new people! Seriously, if you are reading this, you are awesome.
 * Debating about the Twilight Saga with other people.
 * Being sarcastic.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Reading fanfiction. It just might get me through the wait until Breaking Dawn 1.
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!
 * The old Disney Channel shows. Bring Raven & Eddie & Chelsea, Kim & Ron & Rufus, Ren & LouisPicture2777.png & Beans, and Penny & LaCienega & Dijonay & Zoey back!

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm) - Born This Way
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm) - Born This Way
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm) - Twilight soundtrack
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm) - 21
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am) - Cannibal
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am) - We Are Born
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am) - Born This Way
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am) - Born This Way
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am) - Pink Friday
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me. Ew."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL. - Pink Friday
 * "The party don't start till I walk in."-"TiK ToK", Ke$ha (July 18, 2011; 11:55am) - Animal
 * "7am wakin' up in the mornin'. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal....Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"-"Friday", Rebecca Black (July 29, 2011; 1:53pm)
 * "I don't ever wanna drink again. I just...ooh, I just need a friend."-"Rehab", Amy Winehouse (R.I.P., Amy!) (July 29, 2011; 1:54pm) - Back To Black
 * "You can fix your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so. You can buy all the makeup the mac can make. But if, if you look inside you. Find out who am I, too, be in a position that makes me feel so damn unpretty."-"Unpretty", TLC (R.I.P., Left-Eye!) (July 31, 2011; 7:48pm) - Fan Mail
 * "And I will pose if I wanna. And I will vogue like Madonna!"-"All I Want Is Everything", Victoria Justice (August 1, 2011; 8:22pm)
 * "I feel pretty and witty and bright."-"I Feel Pretty / Unpretty", Dianna Agron and Lea Michele from Glee (August 1, 2011; 9:07pm)
 * "Off with your head! And dance dance dance 'til you're dead!"-"Thriller / Heads Will Roll", the Glee cast (August 2, 2011; 10:16am)
 * "You can't rain on my parade, I'm sunshine on a cloudy day. Make lemons into lemonade!"-"Just The Way I Am" (from The Buzz On Maggie), Skye Sweetam (August 3, 2011; 9:05pm)
 * "Get on the floor!"-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:02am)
 * "Hi, hater. Kiss kiss, I'll see you later."-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:03am)
 * "Get your hot rods ready to rumble! 'Cause we're gonna fall in love tonight!"-"Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)", Lady Gaga (September 1, 2011; 7:47am) - Born This Way
 * "I'm a nerd. I chew gum and smoke in your face. I'm absurd."-"Bad Kids", Lady Gaga (September 2, 2011; 8:21pm) - Born This Way
 * "There'll be no sunlight if I lose you baby..."-"It Will Rain", Bruno Mars (September 30, 2011; 2:33pm) - Breaking Dawn Part 1 soundtrack
 * "Let's raise hell in the streets, drink beer, and get into trouble."-"Heavy Metal Lover", Lady Gaga (December 4, 2011; 9:32am) - Born This Way
 * "We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hoooopeleeeessss plaaaaace."-"We Found Love", Rihanna (December 4, 2011; 9:33am) - Talk That Talk
 * The ENTIRE THING of "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna. I have been listening to it on repeat since 9am. (December 27, 2011; 6:46pm) - Talk That Talk
 * "...wonderful, 'cause I am."-"Wondeful" by Stefani Germanotta (January 1, 2012; 3:18pm)
 * "I lick the gun when I'm done 'cause I know that revenge is sweet."-"G4L" by Rihanna (January 16, 2012; 8:17pm) - Rated R
 * "Gangsta 4 life..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (January 20, 2012; 1:29pm) - Rated R
 * The entire thing of "Russain Roulette" by Rihanna (January 21, 2012; 8:32pm) - Rated R
 * "Oh, girl, you know we ain't done yet. Gotta a lot to handle, we ain't took over the world yet. Boom! We're an army, better yet a navy, better yet crazy, guns in the air..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (February 6, 2012; 7:26pm) - Rated R
 * "I'm ready roll. Girl, I'm with you, if they get you, they get me. So come on, let's go. Bitch, I'm with you, if he whip you, he whip me. You know I'm down, I'm down for life, loaded reloaded. Let's go, gangsta for life 'til the day that I die. Yeah, I promise I'm standing high. You know that I'm there, you know I'm down. Gangsta for life..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (February, 2012; 7:10pm) - Rated R
 * "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a f**kin' dream I'm livin' in. Baby, love me 'cause I'm playing on the radio. (How do you like me now?) Pick me up and take me like a vitamin, 'cause my body's sweet like sugar venom, oh yeah. Baby, love me 'cause I'm playin' on the radio. (How do you like me now?)"-"Radio" by Lana Del Rey (March 23, 2012; 6:30am) - Born To Die
 * "Money is the anthem. God, you're so handsome. Money is the anthem of success...Tell me I'm your National Anthem. Tell me I'm your National Anthem. Red, white, blues in the skies. Summer's in the air, and, baby, Heaven's in your eyes. I'm your National Anthem."-"National Anthem" by Lana Del Rey (March 23, 2012; 6:33am) - Born To Die

Users I Admire On This Wiki
If you think I'm an antagonizing bitch that has no business being on this Wiki, then you're sort of right. But I do like some of the users here. There are some users that are just awesome. I tend to love my friends like they are family, ha-ha. I'm just a friendly person...I hope. It seems like there are some people who like me, and then there are people that seem to hate me, which sucks, but whatevs. It's their loss. At least there are the people that I admire. And I've learned something from all of them.
 * Bellscullen (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years. And she was my very first friend on this Wiki, which means a lot. We also tend to get into trouble a lot, LOL. When do we get to take our Wiki mugshots?) 1 thing I've learned: dads can be strange. G4L.
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page and she's British. By the way, she loves Seth, which makes her even cooler. And did you know she's funny? Her: "Guess what?" Me: "Taylor Lautner's at my front door?!" Her: "No, he's at mine!" I have no idea why I always laugh at that....) 1 thing I've learned: in Britain, they call candy "sweets". And they say "maths" instead of math. It's so cute!
 * All the admins. (It takes some true power to keep a wiki in order, all with many other users that range in age from under 10 to their 60s and beyond. If this wiki were the Twilight Saga, the admins would be our lovely Volturi, no doubt...as long as I get to be a Denali vamp in an even more epic version of the Denali coven, with my friends.) 1 thing I've learned: what did I not learn from the admins? I've learned about editing, patience, templates, etc.
 * Alexa dreamer20 (She has a really good opinion, and she has been contributing to this wiki for a year straight.) I thing I've learned: being totally biased about everything is dumb.
 * EdwardCu11enRocks (Her opinion is also great though sometimes I do not agree with it...but yeah, she's cool.) 1 thing I've learned: yes, even a Team Jacob fan and a Team Edward fan can be civil to each other.
 * Mrs.Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix too.) 1 thing I've learned: Felix is awesome!
 * GingerAsh (She has awesome fanfiction, and she's really smart too.) 1 thing I've learned: gingers have souls. ;)
 * Team-jacob girl (Eternal awesomeness takes the form of a Twihard when Team-jacob girl is around. She's like, so amazing. And she is so, so sweet. There are no words to describe her awesomeness.) 1 thing I've learned: being slightly nicer goes a long way. It's nice to reign my claws in...at least every once in a while.
 * DenaliLover (She is totally sweet and fabulous! By the way, she used to be Teamcullen, but then she changed her name to DenaliLover. Gee, I wonder who convinced her to love the Denalis...*cough*LavendaBrunette-and-I *cough cough*) 1 thing I've learned: sweetness, sincerity, and a love for the Denali coven is worldwide. G4L!
 * Puddinginthesky (She is a very interesting being...in a good way, of course. Pudding rules.) 1 thing I've leanred: Stephenie Meyer's writing has serious issues.
 * Scarly (One of my writing inspirations, and a great friend. Scarly is awesome. Hugs, hugs, hugs.) 1 thing I've learned: fanfiction can be totally fun! G4l.
 * May Day Girl (West coast girl, loves Pretty Little Liars, awesome.) 1 thing I've learned: hating another user is impossible. May Day Girl proves that as pissy as some users can get, totally losing your cool is ridiculous.
 * Krashley (Very sweet.) 1 thing I've learned: it's fun to watch movies together online worldwide!
 * LavendaBrunette (Sister Monster! Funny, crazy, random, awesome person. We were probably sisters in a different life too. Great minds think alike. Lavenda is so confident and so sure of herself, it's amazing. She is one of my inspirations for a lot of things. Confidence, writing, fashion...the list goes on. She is the greatest person I have met online. Don't like her? COME AT ME, BRO...ha-ha.) 1 thing I've learned: one?! This crazy lady has made me a better person over the course of seven months. To list all the things I've learned from Lavenda would take forever. G4L, Kelly. G4L.
 * Jazzybizzle (Addictive fanfiction, funny personality! Update more "La Push Baby" or I will find you, Jazzy!!! I'm serious! It's been months....) 1 thing I've learned: fanfiction isn't as ill-worthy as I thought. Much like Scarly, Jazzybizzle has made me a fanfiction lover.
 * Pucktana88 (Cool, funny, loves Glee, nice, and is a bomb-diggity fanfic writer. Plus, I love the band pictures she's made. Pucky is so sweet. And she's one of my internet wifeys. And in a different dimension, she is Merrygold, and I am Lautner. End. Of. Story.) 1 thing I've learned: you can find a best friend for life even though they're across the country from you. G4L!
 * Green Fairy (So, SO talented!) 1 thing I've learned: even a non-Twilight fan can have the patience to help out a bunch of Twihards with signatures and wallpapers.
 * BreeTannerFan (Obsesses over Jacob with me, chat hops with me, wants to punch Bella in the face with me... BreeTannerFan is one of the most outgoing people I have ever met on the Internet.) 1 thing I've learned: the people at the LEGO Wiki, surprisingly, couldn't be any crueller to Twihards...Like, what the hell.
 * Ilovestephaniemeyer (Chat hopping couldn't be better with her. Plus, she loves the wolf pack. Aww yeah! And she's my other internet wifey. Love her to death.) 1 thing I've learned: WHAT?! ONE THING?! Like Lavenda, ILSM has taught me so much. I grew to love the wolf pack nearly as much as she does, we bond over how cruel some boys can be, etc. G4L to Carlie as well.
 * TooPreddieSiSi (She has impeccable, AMAZING taste. Team-freaking-Jacob, baby.) 1 thing I've learned: good taste spreads everywhere.
 * Melissasippi (One of the sweetest, smartest people ever.) 1 thing I've learned: one can go through so much and still come out victorious.
 * That one anonymous user that signs her comments "TEAM JACOB!! (kickin it wolf style)" (Get an account, lady! We can talk more if you do! You are awesomesauce though!) UPDATE: That anonymous user has an account now! :D Her name is TaycobsessionObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl. And I thought my name was long, LOL. Nike's Girl rocks my socks. *endless Jacob hugs!!*) 1 thing I've learned: One?! ONE?! Nike's Girl is one of my besties. But the most important thing I've learned is that Jacob hugs are and will always be the best hugs to give. <3 G to the fricking 4L.
 * TwilightBabe145 (Loves her Riley, so funny, and awesomesauce. 'Nuff said.) 1 thing I've learned: Twihards can be cool with each other. A team is just a label, babe.
 * TeamSeth (She has a great, great opinion. We are both in love with Jacob like he is a real person. TeamSeth is an awesome person.) 1 thing I've learned: seeing Jacob hurt sucks a lot! Also, JELLA FANFIC PICS OWN. 'Nuff said.
 * CarlaCullen (We love our dance partners, and she just rules. The most enthusiastic Ashley Greene and Alice Cullen fan I have ever met. Anytime I see a photo of Ashley Greene, I will think of Carla. G4L, girlie!) 1 thing I've learned: Jasper can be lovable.
 * Ginaswan (She is too nice. She's one of the friendliest people here.) 1 thing I've learned: this Wiki is great with positive people.
 * MinorStoop (MinorStoop is so, so helpful, and he [last time I checked at least. MS.] knows what he's doing and does it without being a total jerk, which I totally respect.) 1 thing I've learned: ...Um...Err... ... ... Just kidding. Even someone who doesn't even like Twilight would help a Twilight Wiki. [There's a nutter born every minute, TT. MS.]
 * Wolvesforever17 (Why did I not add this amazing user earlier?! Ahh, her posts on Jella give me life.) 1 thing I've learned: a wolf-lover lives inside all of us.
 * Alicehale.jasper (I love this girl. Great chatter, great personality. Awesomesauceome.)
 * Love and Lust (Crazy-smart, crazy-cool, crazy-amazing chica here! This girl is phenomenal. G4L!)
 * JasperandDamonhottestvamps (LOVE this girl!! She's amazing, and her taste in fanfiction is impeccable. <3)

The Seemingly Endless Collection of Random Stuff (That Includes Fan-Art That I've Made!!)
If you seriously read my entire user page, congratulations. You must either: a) have absolutely nothing to do; b) be stalking me; or c) be an awesome person who can tolerate all this junk. You get cookies.

If you cheated and did not read my entire user page, no cookies for you. You should feel ashamed of yourself, you cheater.

But here are some random pictures, slideshows, galleries, etc.

Knock yourself out!

thumb|300px|left|How could you NOT love him? <3thumb|300px|right|"Because I got nervous" XD