User:Totaldramawhatnot

I'm opening the episode-I get to chose the portion's name! How about Chase's Chapter? It has a nice ring to it.
The episode starts with Chase alone on a swing in the playground. He looks at the camera and we see him someone behind the camera give him a thumbs up. Chase then nods--attempting to be subtle but ending up having a very obvious signal--and starts swinging. He swings until he is high enough to jump off then he jumps, lands face first on the ground, and jumps up. We can see that he was trying to be really cool and that he is now humilitated. He mumbles something under his breath then quickly says: "Last time on Total Drama Whatnot...!"

There is a flash and we see the teams both cleaning up their areas as a voiceover of Chase speaks. "The teams had to try and beautify selected areas of the school. (Snickering) Ha, I mentioned the word beautify and the teams in the same sentances." The picture changes to the Killer Weights high-fiving each other after completing their job. "The Killer Weights worked on the auditorium...." The picture changes to Billy Bob Joe and Jed destoying the playground. "...And the Screaming Dodgeballs almost didn't stink cleaning the playground-- but of course Billy Bob Joe and Jed's rivalry had to ruin that."

The picture goes to Emma tearing down the curtain then to Corey in the confessionals. "While the Killer Weights still defeated the others Emma challenged her team getting a perfect score by destroying the auditorum's curtain. While Claire wasn't happy--Corey didn't seem to mind... Do I see young lovebirds?" From out of the shot we hear Corey yell, "SHUT UP!" Chris ignores this.

We see Billy Bob Joe and Jed standing on the stage waiting to here who is in/out. "In the end it was between Billy Bob Joe and Jed on who was going to be eliminated...and Jed was the one going home." We see Jed talking to Dakota as he is dragged out of the room as Chase continues, "Naturally, before Jed could leave with dignity he had to make a total jerk of himself on television by saying that he used Dakota! ...And I thought Claire was feisty!"

The shot goes back to Chase in the playground speaking. "With 2 down and 20 to go-I'm your host, Chase Whiteteeth, and this is Total... Drama... WHAT--" Chase is inturrupted by a girly shriek from the school that is clearly Claire's. Claire storms outside and starts yelling at Chase, "I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE MY PHONE IS! AHHHH!!!!!!!! I AM SOOO SUING!..." Chase angrilly stops Claire and says, "This is my airtime Claire... not yours! Don't make me get someone to duct-tape you again!" Claire, defeated by an even bigger diva, storms off.

Once Claire is out of the shot Chase rolls his eyes and continues in a ringing tone, "So enjoy this jam-packed episode of Total...Drama... WHATNOT!!" Once he is done saying this he puts his finger to his ear (as if there is an earpeice) and starts raving about how dumb it is that it's against the rules of television reality shows to kick someone off for no reason. He sees the camera is still on, walks up to it as if he knew it was on, and turns it off.

THEME SONG PLAYS