User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

"Y U SO SPARKLY???" "Y U SO STINKY???" "TOUCHE."
So you came here to find out about me... I'm not really that interesting but I'm glad you came here...

Hey!

Call me TeamTaycob, K, Dee, Honey Bey (thanks, Lavenda!) etc. In fact, you can call me the Pacific Northwest Powerhouse.... To start things off, I would like to say that I am pretty nice...unless you bash the things I love. I will defend what and who I love until the very ending. But other than that, I'm a people-person. I like people. In real life I'm sort of shy, but I'm pretty fun to be around. I am passionate about the things I love, and I'm always willing to learn more.

I can be your best friend, your sister, your admirer, or in some cases, your worst enemy, but don't count on that last one.

I want to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 at midnight and skip school that Friday because it will be my birthday. I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. If only there were such heated discussions in Twilight Club last



year at my school... (No, seriously, a teacher started a Twilight club. I even made a funny comic to promote it.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to.I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. (Thanks, Lia!) Including Bella's Lullaby, but I think my version by ear is much better.

-Jacob's Theme. It's very easy.

-Bella's Theme/ Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I sort of like school, but mainly so I can be with my friends. Science is heaven with some of my best friends in there with me.

I also like to write. My Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books. I'm still working on Breaking Down, the parody of Breaking Dawn, but I'm stuck in such a rough place. I can't seem to get out. =(

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD at midnight, I've been watching it, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now... I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything. I can't wait to see her be the strong vampire goddess that she is supposed to be.

And, um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but... =)

My Favorite Pages

 * Breaking Dawn (films)
 * Denali Coven
 * Jacob Black
 * Tanya
 * Kate
 * Carmen and Eleazar
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Seth Clearwater
 * Rosalie Hale
 * Emmett Cullen
 * Volturi
 * Felix
 * Easter eggs
 * Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale

Best Buds In Real Life (In No Particular Order)

 * Pamela. (Was in choir. Used to play the flute. We call each other "Sam" and "Pat". I have so much fun with Pam. We shall be "Pain" and "Torture" next school year.)
 * JoAnne. (In choir. We call the BD-1 headboard breakage "X-Treme Hardcoreness." So much fun at lunch and in math with the older kids a year older than us even though three particular boys were obnoxious and rude.)
 * Shweta. (She plays the flute, is a wild beast that can't be tamed, and she can just about bend in half. Her room has a billion gymnastic things in it. She has the gymnastics version of a twibrary.)
 * Jose. (Plays the sax. So funny, especially in Science class. He and Shweta made science fun last year.)
 * Gretchen. (Plays the viola. She makes Taylor Lautner jokes, but she will pay someday...)
 * Liz. (I've been at her side since the very beginning of middle school.)
 * Ashlee. (Plays the violin. Best orchestra bud EVER. Camp was a blast! I couldn't ask for a better friend to party in P.E. and the school dances and orchestra with.)
 * Clarissa. (She is the sweetest, and she has so many skills. I love her to death.)
 * Darinka. (Plays the violin. She's easy-going, and she's always my stand partner in Fiddle Club.)
 * Talia. (Plays the violin. She's the best stand partner in orchestra ever. We are always partners. I honestly cannot play as well with a different person. She used to be OBSESSED with the Twilight Saga and now she's saying it sucks, but I don't believe her. I remember how she forced our old AP English class to listen to her Twilight Edward vs. Jacob rant.)
 * Kaylee. (We've been friends since the 4th grade and we still annoy each other to death, slapping each other in the faces playfully with out planners...)
 * Marisol. (Plays the violin. She's a grade younger than me, but we love to talk about the Twilight Saga with each other.)
 * Morgyn. (Amazing and too sarcastic for her own good. Let's just leave it at that.)
 * Perla. (We love Glee, and are always playing around. Perla's great.)
 * Ranea. (Used to play the clarinet. We just bond like that *snaps fingers*.)
 * T.J. (Plays the drums. We used to debate about the Saga all the time!! She just moved to Sacramento, CA., and I'm so sad...)
 * Taylor. (Plays the clarinet. She was my twin for Twin Day!)

If I Had A Twilight Band....
Sooo, I was thinking, "What if I formed a Twilight band? Would we only play songs related to Twilight?" That thought keeps me occupied sometimes. Here are some possible names for the band, as I have already written over fifty Twilight-related songs. No joke, guys. I did. There are still spots open, people! Send me a message on my talk page if you want to be in the band. I am the manager and songwriter, now I just need a lead singer, a drummer, a guitarist, a keyboardist, a bassist, and a kazoo-player. LET'S ROCK THIS WORLD! So here are some possible names.
 * Tan Foundation
 * Dawn Is Breaking
 * The Blackwater Project
 * NessieNessieNessie
 * Don't Be A BellaSnow_White,_LOL.jpeg
 * Sparkle and Shine
 * It's Cullen Time
 * TeamTaycob and the Twihards
 * Take A Spin On The Harley
 * Stupid Shiny Volvo Owners
 * La Tua Cantante
 * We'll Have Eons Of Time
 * OMT, THE APPLE
 * How U Likin' Da Rain, Gurl???
 * Jacob Black's Pack's Got Your Back
 * U So Sparkly
 * The Pale Posse
 * Bring On Breaking Dawn
 * U Suck If U Don't Like Da Succubus
 * T-BD
 * Feathers, Glitter, and Drama
 * The Twilightettes
 * What A Yawn: Bella SwanTeam_black.jpg
 * Little Nudga
 * Ninja Vamps
 * Kickin' It Wolf Style
 * I'll Be Your Imprintee
 * I Blame Alice
 * We Actually Were Discussing The National Debt
 * We Don't Hate You, But We Don't Particularly Like You Either
 * The Enemy Is Waiting Behind Your Back
 * BURN!
 * Gettin' Down On Friday With The Blacks
 * Team Headboard: It Lived Such A Long Life...NOT.
 * Kitties Go, "Meow"
 * Suicidal Vampires
 * Holy Crow
 * Grand.Theft.Auto
 * I'll Get My Sister To Hold You Hostage
 * I'LL TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE TAKING HER
 * You Brought The Snack...Right?
 * Edward Cullen Is Staring At You...
 * They Could Have Been Psychopaths!
 * Happy Endings = Gravestones
 * Over My Pile Of Ashes
 * There Are Actually Are Things To Do At Night Besides Study...*wink wink*
 * FINALLY! Someone scored around here!
 * Oh Joy...Bella's Back.
 * Why U So Stinky?
 * Why U So Sparkly?
 * Watching You Sleeping
 * Obnoxious, Moronic DOGS!
 * LEAKD
 * The Regular Twilight Show
 * Little Twilight Monsters
 * It's Your Face
 * Headboard Breakage
 * Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-Make-Music
 * Pain In The Neck (Literally)
 * WE SUCK

My Little Oath Thing
And I will shine, like Taylor Lautna

One-of-a-kind, like Lady Gaga!

And I will rise, like legend Kristen

Pull a Beyonce, and make 'em listen!

And I will fly, just like R-Pattz

''I will be fine. Nothing can top that!''

Sea of Stars: Reviews, Reviews, and More Reviews
So...here are my reviews on basically everything of the Twilight Saga.

Twilight

 * The book: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The first graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 3 out of 5 stars

New Moon

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Eclipse

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Breaking Dawn

 * The book: 2 out of 5 stars
 * The movie trailer: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The music so far: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The scenes that have been released so far: 5.5 out of 5 stars!
 * Prediction for Part 1: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * Prediction for Part 2: 4 out of 5 stars

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

 * The book: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Midnight Sun

 * The partial draft: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Other Stuff

 * The Guide: 4.75 out of 5 stars
 * The wardrobe: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The hair: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The makeup: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The acting: 3.25 out of 5 stars (the human performances bring up the score about one star)
 * Taylor Lautner's abs: 8 out of 5 stars
 * The fight scenes: 3.75 out of 5 stars
 * The kissing scenes: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Summit's cleverness of keeping material under wraps: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Robert Pattinson at award shows: 1.5 out of 5 stars (I give him 1 extra star for putting the smooch on Taylor)
 * Ashley Greene's style: 5 out of 5 stars (It's totally impeccable)
 * Kristen Stewart's style: 4 out of 5 stars (She is always SO CLOSE to being absolutely fabulous.)
 * Taylor Lautner's style: 5 out of 5 stars
 * Fansites: 4 out of 5 stars (Because some are on it when it comes to Twilight Saga news.)
 * Stephenie Meyer's writing: 1.75 out of 5 stars
 * Bella Swan/Cullen's personality: -239 out of 5 stars
 * Edward Cullen's personality: -236 out of 5 stars

My Favorite Characters

 * Jacob (LOVE him!!)
 * Rosalie (She's awesome)
 * Emmett (So funny!)
 * (sometimes) Alice
 * The Denali coven (Tanya, Irina, and Kate dated then ate human men? Reow! And they're just awesome anyway)
 * Jane (Tiny but packs a punch)
 * Alec (Cute)
 * Seth (Adorable and optimistic!)Picture66.png
 * Leah (The bomb-shniz)
 * Charlie (The unsung hero)
 * Paul (I love how Alex Meraz says his own name!)
 * Jared (Him in Eclipse with the chicken wing! LOL!)
 * Victoria (Her story is the bomb-shniz)
 * Esme (So sweet)
 * Carlisle (An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's so cute, so screw the fruit.)
 * Riley (I love how he charged through that water. And: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE??!!!")
 * Bree (Interesting background story. I wish she hadn't died.)
 * Jessica (Has the most obvious thoughts in the Midnight Sun partial draft, but she's funny.)
 * Angela (I love Angela and Christian Serratos. Remember Christian as Suzie Crabgrass in Ned's Declassified?)
 * Lauren (I really, really wish she was portrayed in the movies by Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panetteire, Taylor Swift, or Chelsea Kane! Lauren is such a fun character!)
 * Felix (he is so hot! "Immortality suits you." My gosh...)
 * Sue (she is a tough cookie!)
 * The Volturi (when you've got power, USE IT!)

My Favorite Pairings That I Wish Existed, But Failed To Exist =(

 * Jacob and Leah (Team Blackwater!)
 * Tanya and Edward (That would be the coolest couple and you know it...)
 * Riley and Bree (Interesting...)
 * Bella and Felix (Felix likes her! And he's funny and hot!)
 * Bella and Mike (That would be funny)
 * James and Bella (Umm...)
 * Demetri and Heidi (They would be hot together and you know it.)
 * Jane and Jasper (Odd, but interesting.)
 * Taylor Lautner and I (AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)
 * Victoria and Emmett (Weird, but cool.)
 * Alice and Emmett (Tall and big + tiny = cute)
 * Jacob and Edward (Screw Bella. Fire and ice together works. :D)
 * Mike and Tanya (I read this fanfic about them.... OH MY TWILIGHT.)
 * Kate and Jasper (Two cute people make a cute couple!)
 * Kate and Emmett (I dunno...)
 * Felix and Gianna ("He flashed her a wink and a fierce smile" or something...)
 * Alice and Jacob (Well, y'know...)
 * Jane and Embry (Hahaha!)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying...
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!Picture777.png
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. *fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!
 * Awkward...
 * And pigs fly!
 * Yeah, buddy!

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. So much, that the first disk is scratched and I need a new one! I literally cried when it stopped working. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn twice so far.

My Favorites (At The Moment)

 * Color: PURPLE!
 * TV show(s): America's Next Top Model, Swamp People, GLEE, Toddlers and Tiaras, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, E! News, Jersey Shore, Pranked, etc.
 * Musical artist(s): Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga
 * Song(s): "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj and "All I Want Is Everything" by Victoria Justice
 * Pet(s): Tiny turtles!
 * Actor(s): Taylor Lautner (figures...), Shia LaBeouf, Mark Salling, and Chris Colfer
 * Actress(es): Kristen Stewart (figures...), Naya Riviera, and Natalie Portman
 * Twilight book(s): New Moon and Eclipse
 * Twilight movie(s): New Moon, Eclipse, and probably Breaking Dawn Part 2
 * Subject(s): Orchestra, Writing, probably Digital Media
 * Fashion designer(s): Alexander McQueen and Louis Vuitton
 * Musical instrument(s): Violin, viola, cello, double bass, piano, electric bass, drums, etc.
 * Magazine: Seventeen
 * Style icons: Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Taylor Lautner, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Kate Middleton, and Audrey Hepburn

Songs That Inspire My Fanfic
So I'm writing (imagining, really) this Twilight Saga fanfic, so here are some songs that inspire it:
 * "Unpretty" by TLC - Edward makes Bella feel...well, unpretty.
 * "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder - Bella and Edward's daughter, Aria (not Nessie!!!), is a wonder.
 * "Highway Unicorn (Road To Lovely)" by Lady Gaga - As the universal theme song of this fanfic, none of these characters ever really find love, but they're trying too.
 * "Judas" by Lady Gaga - Jacob is better for Bella, but Bella clings to Edward. Like she has a choice.
 * "Electric Chapel" by Lady Gaga - Jacob and Bella are in a little affair.
 * "Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem feat. Rihanna - Bella and Edward are in a destructive, abusive relationship. This is the second universal theme song.
 * "You and I" by Lady Gaga - Bella and Jacob's theme as they look back at when they were "crazy kids"...like, a year ago.
 * "Be Good To Me" by Sia - If Bella could tell this to Edward....
 * "Bluebird" by Christina Perri - Another one of Bella's themes.
 * "I'm In Here" by Sia - Bella's personal little miserable world.

Custom Twilight Saga Soundtracks
Songs that I thought were perfect for the Twilight Saga books and movies (some are meant for humor, I might remind you and also, there may be some repeats):

Twilight

 * "Monster" by The Automatic
 * "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
 * "(You Drive Me) Crazy" by Britney Spears
 * "New Kid In School" by the Donnas
 * "4 Minutes" by Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake
 * "That's Not My Name" by the Ting Tings
 * "Be Good To Me" by Sia
 * "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga
 * "Jizz In My Pants" by the Lonely Island
 * "Boots and Boys" by Ke$ha
 * "Google Me" by Teyana Taylor
 * "Can't Be Tamed" by Miley Cyrus
 * "Teeth" by Lady Gaga
 * "Womanizer" by Britney Spears
 * "Super Bass" by Nicki Minaj
 * "Your Love" by Nicki Minaj
 * "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3
 * "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves
 * "Your Love Is My Drug" by Ke$ha
 * "Beautiful Dirty Rich" by Lady Gaga
 * "Friday" by Rebecca Black
 * "The Fame" by Lady Gaga
 * "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha
 * "Breakin' Dishes" by Rihanna
 * "How Do You Sleep" by Jesse McCartney
 * "My First Kiss" by 3OH!3 feat. Ke$ha
 * "More" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
 * "You're a Jerk" by the New Boyz
 * "Shut Up and Let Me Go" by the Ting Tings
 * "Video Girl" by the Jonas Brothers
 * "Knock You Down" by Keri Hilson
 * "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston
 * "Fergalicious" by Fergie feat. will.I.am
 * "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga
 * "The Time of Our Lives" by Miley Cyrus
 * "Dancing Queen" by Abba
 * "Get Crazy" by LMFAO
 * "No Sleep Tonight" by the Faders

New Moon

 * "Just a Dream" by Nelly
 * "D.I.N.O.$.A.UR" by Ke$ha
 * "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'" by Journey
 * "Fireflies" by Owl City
 * "Love Story" by Taylor Swift
 * "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed
 * "Not Your Birthday" by All-Star Weekend
 * "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO
 * "Paper Gangsta" by Lady Gaga
 * "Kissin U" by Miranda Cosgrove
 * "2 Stars" by Meghan Martin
 * "I'm Not Your Boyfriend Baby" by 3OH!3
 * "Please Don't Leave Me" by Pink
 * "All By Myself" by Celine Dion
 * "Superhuman" by Chris Brown feat. Keri Hilson
 * "Speechless" by Lady Gaga
 * "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood
 * "Rush" by Aly & AJ
 * "Gift of a Friend" by Demi Lovato
 * "Thinking of You" by Katy Perry
 * "Broken Arrow" by Pixie Lott
 * "No Handlebars" by Flobot
 * "Headstrong" by Ashley Tisdale
 * "Clumsy" by Fergie
 * "Hot In Here" by Nelly ;)
 * "3" by Britney Spears
 * "Burnin' Up" by the Jonas Brothers
 * "Stephen" by Ke$ha
 * "Before the Storm" by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
 * "Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC
 * "Thnx For the Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy
 * "Danger" by Hilary Duff
 * "Remember the Time" by Michael Jackson
 * "Magic" by Selena Gomez
 * "Metamorphosis" by Hilary Duff
 * "Do You Know The Muffin Man?"
 * "Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley
 * "The Beat of My Heart" by Hilary Duff
 * "Dead and Gone" by T.I.
 * "Fly On the Wall" by Miley Cyrus
 * "So Happy I Could Die" by Lady Gaga
 * "Under The Sea" from The Little Mermaid
 * "Come Back To Me" by Vanessa Hudgens
 * "Hey You" by the Jonas Brothers
 * "Scheisse" by Lady Gaga
 * "Who Let The Dogs Out" by the Baha Men
 * "Telephone" by Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce
 * "Stay My Baby" by Miranda Cosgrove
 * "Airplanes" by B.o.B feat. Hailey Williams
 * "Get Back" by Demi Lovato
 * "ROCKSTAR 101" by Rihanna
 * "Final Countdown" by Europe
 * "Happy Together" by the Turtles
 * "Party" by Demi Lovato
 * "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
 * "Elevator" by Flo-Rida
 * "Animal" by Ke$ha
 * "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas
 * "You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record)" by Dead or Alive
 * "So What" by Pink
 * "Trouble" by Pink
 * "Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)" by Lady Gaga
 * "Maneater" by Nelly Furtado
 * "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada
 * "Can't Get You Outta My Head" by Kylie Minogue
 * "Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz
 * "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" by Beyonce

Eclipse

 * "California Gurls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dogg
 * "SOS" by Rihanna
 * "Cannibal" by Ke$ha
 * "London Bridge" by Fergie
 * "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
 * "E.T." by Katy Perry
 * "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha
 * "Love Story" by Taylor Swift
 * "Changes" by David Bowie
 * "Falling Over Me" by Demi Lovato
 * "Gives You Hell" by All-American Rejects
 * "Hello, Goodbye" by the Beatles
 * "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey
 * "When Worlds Collide" from Spongebob Squarepants
 * "Party At a Rich Dude's House" by Ke$ha
 * "Hungover" by Ke$ha
 * "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears
 * "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
 * "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus
 * "Summerboy" by Lady Gaga
 * "Who Am I Living For?" by Katy Perry
 * "She's A Maniac" from Flashdance
 * "Like A G6" by Far East Movement
 * "Push It" by Salt-n-Pepa
 * "I'm So Hood" by D.J. Khaled
 * "Fever" by Cascada
 * "Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem feat. Rihanna
 * "Stephen" by Ke$ha
 * "Please Don't Leave Me" by Pink
 * "Right Where You Want Me" by Jesse McCartney
 * "Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)" by Lady Gaga
 * "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls
 * "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey
 * "Stephen" by Ke$ha (Yeah, I know, I used it again...)
 * "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars
 * "Who Am I (What's My Name?)" by Snoop Dogg
 * "Love At First Sight" by Kylie Minogue
 * "Grenade" by Bruno Mars
 * "Bang Bang Bang" by Christina Perri
 * "I Like It Rough" by Lady Gaga
 * "The Middle" by Demi Lovato
 * "Meet Me Halfway" by the Black Eyed Peas
 * "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
 * "Superfreak" by Rick James
 * "Beautiful Girls" by Sean Kingston
 * "Pump Up The Jam" by Technotronic
 * "Magic" by B.o.B.
 * "Stronger" by Britney Spears
 * "YMCA" by the Village People
 * "Holiday" by Madonna
 * "Dead and Gone" by T.I.
 * "Ur So Gay" by Katy Perry
 * "E.T." by Katy Perry
 * "Your Love" by Nicki Minaj
 * "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga
 * "Hard" by Rihanna
 * "Take A Bow" by Rihanna
 * "As A Blonde" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
 * "You're A Jerk" by the New Boyz

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever....except for Edward Cullen. He can keep his purple object.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Writing music, whether it's song parodies or violin covers of songs. I want to post my Twilight Saga song lyrics here, but I might be ridiculed for it.
 * Going on this wiki and meeting new people! Seriously, if you are reading this, you are awesome.
 * Debating about the Twilight Saga with other people.
 * Being sarcastic.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Reading fanfiction. It just might get me through the summer.
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!Picture2777.png

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm)
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm)
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm)
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm)
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am)
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am)
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am)
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, EW."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL.
 * "The party don't start till I walk in."-"TiK ToK", Ke$ha (July 18, 2011; 11:55am)
 * "7am wakin' up in the mornin'. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal....Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"-"Friday", Rebecca Black (July 29, 2011; 1:53pm)
 * "I don't ever wanna drink again. I just...ooh, I just need a friend."-"Rehab", Amy Winehouse (R.I.P., Amy!) (July 29, 2011; 1:54pm)
 * "You can fix your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so. You can buy all the makeup the mac can make. But if, if you look inside you. Find out who am I, too, be in a position that makes me feel so d*** unpretty."-"Unpretty", TLC (R.I.P., Left-Eye!) (July 31, 2011; 7:48pm)
 * "And I will pose if I wanna. And I will vogue like Madonna!"-"All I Want Is Everything", Victoria Justice (August 1, 2011; 8:22pm)
 * "I feel pretty and witty and bright."-"I Feel Pretty / Unpretty", Dianna Agron and Lea Michele from Glee (August 1, 2011; 9:07pm)
 * "Off with your head! And dance dance dance 'til you're dead!"-"Thriller / Heads Will Roll", the Glee cast (August 2, 2011; 10:16am)

Users I Admire On This Wiki

 * Bellscullen (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years.)Emmett_rosalie_lunch.jpg
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page and she's British.)
 * All the admins. It takes some true power to keep a wiki in order, all with many other users that range in age from under 10 to their 60s and beyond. If this wiki were the Twilight Saga, the admins would be our lovely Volturi, no doubt.
 * Alexa dreamer20 (She has a really good opinion.)
 * EdwardCu11enRocks (Her opinion is also great and she can get away with being Team Switzerland with a screen name like that.)
 * Mrs. Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix.)
 * GingerAsh (She has the best fanfiction, and she's really smart too.)
 * Team-jacob girl (She was at the Seattle Twilight Convention too!)
 * Teamcullen (She is totally sweet!)
 * Puddinginthesky (She is a very interesting being...)
 * Scarly (Great fanfic writer)
 * May Day Girl (West coast girl, loves Pretty Little Liars, awesome)
 * Krashley (Very sweet.)
 * LavendaBrunette (Sister Monster!)
 * Jazzybizzle (Cool fanfiction, funny personality!)
 * Teamedward4eva (Funny!)
 * Pucktana88 (Cool, likes Glee, and nice.)

Dawn is breaking...
I really cannot wait for the Breaking Dawn films. I see the teaser trailer for part 1 at least five times every day, and I've even dreamed about it. I hated the book, but I think I will like part 2. But I also think it will be awkward. Y'know, with Renesmee sitting there like, "Lemme touch your face!"

July 1, 2011
I was just on the Glee wiki and the Regular Show wiki.... It's bright there. Now I'm back to the good ole black-n-red. I'm home.

Etc. etc....

 * I just realized that I am going to be so heartbroken when this Saga is over. What will I turn to? Glee? The Vampire Diaries? Only time can tell.



a Twilight picture is worth a million.
-Team Taycob

Music of the Twilight Saga
===thumb|left|300px|My favorite Twilight Saga song...EVER.thumb|300px|right|One of my favoritesthumb|left|300px|I wanna get lost with Taylor LautnerThe movies may not be the best, but the music certainly is. Here are some of my favorite songs from the Twilight Saga. Enjoy. =)===

If you mess with me, I'll seek you out, flay you alive.... One more word, and you won't survive. Ha-ha, just kidding... Sort of.

thumb|300px|left|This song is great, but it makes me feel bad for some reason...

If it weren't for the Twilight Saga, I would not be a huge fan of different music, like indie rock. I would still be jamming to Ke$ha and only Ke$ha here in my room. Thank you, Twilight. Thank you.

The Best Twilight Saga Parodies Yet
Yes, I must even show the parodies. I promise not to show the bad ones, but here are my favorites. They start down here with the Hillywood Show's Eclipse parody. That songs to the left of this,"Roslyn" and "Let's Get Lost", are not parodies. (The Hillywood Show parody is the one with Bella having her arms wrapped around both Jacob and Edward, by the way...)

thumb|300px|right|THE BEST...EVER....PERIOD.thumb|left|300px|And here's Part 2!thumb|right|300px|Great!

thumb|left|300px|I just can't get enough of the Hillywood Showthumb|300px|right|I know... But it had me on the floor laughing.thumb|left|300px|Best parody I've seen today. It's AMAZING.thumb|right|300px|It's not really a parody, but more of an "in a nutshell" video. But it's funny.