Talk:Bella Swan/@comment-79.169.184.149-20110211174610/@comment-99.73.193.156-20110624090506

Or, maybe... the head trauma she endured from being so clumsy was keeping her brain from functioning properly! ... So when she became a vampire... she morphed into this indestructible being... thereby removing the inevitable fate involving her head hitting blunt objects at high rates of motion!!! GENIUS.