Talk:Phoenix, Arizona/@comment-93.195.236.24-20120108163526/@comment-67.1.81.175-20120701161531

There is only one spot in the Solar System hotter than the sun. And it's...Phoenix. Aliens can see Phoenix from the constellation Draco because we shine by our own light. What's the difference between Phoenix and the 7th layer of Hell? About 115 degrees in Phoenix's favor. Why did the Phoenix cross the road? To get to the bus station so it could get the hell out of Phoenix! A Phoenix, a Rabbi and a priest walk into a bar...