Talk:Mike Newton/@comment-5505664-20120302030921

"Bella describes him as a golden retriever; loyal, and obsessively following random people." Wow, very nice, Bella...bitch. "Edward hates Mike because he is attracted to Bella, with inappropriate thoughts about her." Because God forbid a teenage boy fantasizing about a girl he has a crush on. Seriously, Edweirdo has seriously disturbing issues, thinking of killing Mike because he talks to Bella? It's not cute or funny SMeyer because he could actually do it! And he'd probably go through with it too, the sociopath.