User talk:TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl/@comment-3984470-20130113030503/@comment-3984470-20130113180337

Okay so Bella died when she fell off the cliff and Jake has to deal with it and Edward gets involved and Jake blames him but then Ed's like "Yo, what if she had issues anyway" and Jake's like "No fuck you" and then the funeral happens and then Edward gives Jake this box of weird letters and Jake reads some and Bella's life really fucking sucked and then bELLA'S GHOST STARTS STALKING JAKE OMFG and then Jake keeps reading these letters and he figures out that Mike was fucking blackmailing Bella and he finds out a bunch of other things and the ghost is crazy as hell and Jake's life is like crumbling and then he eventually gets his revenge on Mike sorta but then later Jake gets hit by a bus and after that he's like, "Forget this shit, I wanna be happy" so he dates Leah for a little bit but then he messes up and Leah gets pissed and the ghost is like smug about the entire thing but eventually Jake gets the ghost to get the hell out and he's finally free but the end of the epilogue is fucking ironic.