User:LavendaBrunette

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*Disclaimer: I am in no way, shape or form the actual Lady Gaga.

…Hola. *sexy smile* My name is Kelly, Kellison, Kel, Lavenda (or just Lav), Gaga, etc. I'm 14 years old and (obviously), I love the Twilight Saga. I love lots of other things (and lots of other people) as well, but we'll get into that later. I'm hoping that maybe one day I'll be able to become an extremely successful fashion designer, comparable to the late, great Alexander McQueen, maybe? …Hopefully.



You should visit my BFFL's page. Her username is TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt, but I tend to call her Honey B. "Escaping women's prison, killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since March 11, 2010." She and I are living proof that great minds think alike, one twin can be tall while the other is short, and members of Team Edward and Team Jacob can still be friends.

I'm on Team Twilight. I prefer everything the way Stephenie Meyer wrote it. In my opinion, what the author says, goes. Though, I would have changed that lame fight scene at the end of Breaking Dawn if I were Mrs. Meyer. Thank goodness they're fixing that mess in the movie version.

I prefer vampires over shape-shifters, tbh. Intelligence, beauty, immortality and special super powers is definitely my cup of tea (seeing as I only have one out of those four things). Shape-shifters are way too tempermental for my taste. But it must be fun being able to shift into a seven-foot tall "doggie" whenever you want…

My favorite two covens by far are the Olympic Coven and the Denali Coven. I prefer the Denalis though, mostly because I consider their backstories (no matter how small) more interesting than the Cullens'. Three succubus sisters, damaged by the loss of a mother and a former Volturi guard and his maternal, beautiful, unafraid-of-what-others-think-about-her lady friend? Yes.

I also like/love/have a passion for other things outside of the Twilight Saga.


 * Lady Gaga, if I wasn't obvious enough on that point.
 * Harry Potter. Though I'm not Gryffindor, I'm Ravenclaw and proud.
 * Dexter, because well…sexy serial killers. Dexter and Brian (but y'alls may recognize him as Eleazar) being the sexiest obviously.
 * Beyoncé. Because flawless.
 * Rihanna because that Rihanna reign just won't let up.
 * Britney Spears. Need I explain?
 * Pop music in general.
 * Shin-kicking because it hurts so good. (I'm crying as I write this, LMAO.)

First of all, I hope my Monstrosity doesn't bother you. It tends to come out a lot. I can't really control it. My apologies.

If there are any characters that I'm most like in the Saga, I'd say they're Alice and Kate. I'm obsessed with extravagance, I'm a perfectionist, and I'm fabulous. I'm also short too, but Alice is 4'10" and I'm 5'1", so that makes me taller than her! Also, like Kate, I'm playful, funny, sarcastic (VERY), and I like scaring the (bleep!) out of people.

If Stephenie Meyer ever wrote another Twilight Saga-themed book, I would love for it to focus on either the Volturi, the Denali Coven, or both (since Sasha and Irina were both executed by the Volturi, and Eleazar used to be a member of the Volturi guard, both covens connect deeply and it would make sense that Stephenie Meyer writes a book about both). I love both of those covens and I'd love to know more about them. Especially the Denalis.

I've just started to write fanfics. I used to try, but it's just that whenever I would come up with an idea that I think is fantastic, midway through writing the first chapter it started to sound really pointless and I would trash it. I am starting to give them a second chance, though. I would someday like to pair Tanya with Fred in a fanfic. If I ever do, this will be the first site that I post the story on!

So that's about it. I'm really friendly (I guess), so don't hesitate to talk to me! I'm not weird (I think)! And don't forget to put your paws up.

P.S. If you're wondering what my username means (LavendaBrunette), it's a reference to the song So Happy I Could Die. In the song, there's a lyric: "I love that lavender blonde; the way she moves, the way she walks". So, since I'm a brunette, I changed "blonde" to "brunette" and voila! There's my username.

My favorite pages

 * Olympic Coven The-cullens.jpg]](the main characters!)
 * Denali Coven (the badass succubi, along with their less naughty brother and sister, Carmen and Eleazar. Oh yeah, and the witty, adorable patriot boy)
 * Carmen (beautiful, sweet and non-judgmental)
 * Eleazar (he left the Volturi for his lady. D'awww!)
 * Volturi
 * Carlisle and Esme (they're just so cute)
 * Tanya,_kate,_irina_and_esme.jpeg, Irina, Kate and Tanya.]]Tanya (who doesn't love her? She oozes fierceness)
 * Eleazar and Carmen (you know, because they seem so classy and subtle but they're still an extremely sweet couple at the same time)
 * Jane (because she's plain fiesty)
 * Aro (he seems all happy, but he has a dark side)
 * Alice (she and I were practically separated at birth)
 * Alice and Jasper (their story is just the cutest!)

Teams!
I'm on so many teams, honestly. So I guess I may as well list them so y'all will stop asking. Don't pester me. It ain't cute. (LOLJK.)

Truthfully, I'm on Team Badass Female so all of the females listed above are badass in their own right. The males are badass too, but still.

Fanfics that I will love for all of eternity
Waning Moon: Carlisle's Story by YborJen:


 * "The epic story of Carlisle Cullen began in 17th century England. Follow Carlisle through the Old and New world as he meets friends and enemies on his journey toward his destiny as an inspiration to vampires everywhere. Love is eternal, but life is not."


 * I swear to all that's holy, this could be a book. It's that fantastic. YborJen is not lying when she says Carlisle's story is an epic one. And by the way, for those who are extremely emotional, the end of this story isn't good for you. I'm not one to cry for anything but the end of this story had me bawling. Bawling.

The Life (and Death) of Edward Anthony Masen by javamomma0921


 * "Edward Masen is 17 in 1918. The first World War is raging and the Spanish Influenza is about to hit. What happens one night in October that changes Edward's destiny forever?"


 * This is the story of Edward's life before the events of the Twilight Saga, starting shortly before his human life ended. This story gives light to many of the reasons why Edward is the way he is in the Twilight books and it made me eventually grow to love Edward again (I didn't like him for a short period of time because he's a bit abusive, but then I remembered that none of this stuff really exists so it doesn't matter).

The First Time We Met by Devil's Only Child


 * "The first time Eleazar sees Carmen, she is watching the Volturi do what they do best. Curious, he follows her to a moonlit lake where they trade more than just names. Two vampires meet by chance and remain together forever. Ah, eternal love."


 * Have any of you ever wondered why I ship Eleazar and Carmen so much? Well, now you know why. This story is inaccurate at some points—for example, the fact that Eleazar leaves the Volturi only a day after he meets Carmen when SM said that Carmen lived with the Volturi for some time while Eleazar continued to serve them—but that really doesn't matter because this story is really cute and touching and I love it. Period. So read it and I think you'll love these awesome Spaniards just as much as I do.

Crescent Moon by brandinm05


 * "What if Jacob and the Quileute werewolves never showed up in the meadow that day to save Bella? What if Bella became a vampire and Edward wasn't the one to do it? Bella is turned and forced out of Forks, up North to the Denali clan. What happens next?"


 * I love this story, dear god. Again, this could be a book, if Mrs. Meyer ever decided to write an alternate ending to the Saga or something. I loved the in-depth look that we got at the Denalis and the end of this story made me cry (again, but don't blame me; one of my favorite characters dies!). Damn, now I'm seeming more emotional than I actually am...

Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris


 * "Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks—and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in Breaking Dawn, beginning with Book Three."


 * That basically sums it up, I guess. It's worth the read. Seeing how our darling Eddie views things is actually kind of refreshing sometimes.

Cold One by Masked Spirit


 * "I sigh. 'When people think of you and Jane, they know you two will bring death in your paths. But when...' I have to force myself to say the last part. 'When people pictured me, I. Was. Death.'"


 * This story is still in-progress, so if you're not patient and can't stand waiting for updates, this isn't the story for you. Anyway, this story is about a vampire with the looks of a fifteen year old named Amelia Woodrow, who comes across Eleazar, who allows her to become a member of his family. Amelia has a dangerous gift that she and Eleazar decide to keep secret from everyone in the family (only Carmen knows that Amelia has a gift, but she doesn't know what it is). Read to find out what happens when the Volturi find out about Amelia's special little quirk, and Amelia becomes intregued by a certain Witch Twin...

Songs that I currently cannot stop listening to

 * Lady Gaga - Marry the Night (R3hab Remix) - Marry the Night (The Remixes)
 * Lady Gaga - Marry the Night (Lazy Rich Remix) - Marry the Night (The Remixes)
 * Lady Gaga - Heavy Metal Lover - Born This Way
 * Rihanna - Red Lipstick - Talk That Talk (Deluxe Edition)
 * Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got a Plan) - Blackout
 * Britney Spears - Perfect Lover - Blackout
 * Britney Spears - Why Should I Be Sad - Blackout

Wiki quiz

 * Who's your favorite Twilight character?: Oh my…the entire Denali coven. I just cannot choose only one! :D
 * What team are you on?: Pfft. Only the best team. Team Denali.
 * What's your favorite Twilight movie?: Breaking Dawn - Part I, most likely because I finally got to see the Denalis on the movie screen.
 * Second favorite Twilight movie?: Eclipse.
 * Least favorite character: Caius, because he's the reason why Irina is dead.
 * Another team you are on right now: Team Badass Female.
 * Your favorite Cullen: Uhm, Alice.
 * Do you like your username?: Obviously.
 * What are you doing right now?: Watching Matilda.
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When people say stupid and/or irrelevant things; that is a HUGE pet-peeve of mine. Also, when people judge other actors/actresses/characters on their looks only or say things like, "Ew, they're ugly," or, "You should like this person because they're hot!!1!" That annoys me to no end.
 * Users you love: Everyone, obviously.
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki: LOL, OMG, LMAO, PMSL, TBH, IKR, Denali, Cullen, "that is the true tea."

Explaining why my favorite characters are my favorites
You'd be right if you say that I'm not really a normal Twihard. The most obvious reason is that I rarely fangirl over the main characters: Edward, Bella and Jacob, and I don't fangirl over their actors much either: Robert, Kristen and Taylor. If you're wondering why that is, I don't really know. Maybe I'm just tired of all the senseless fangirls whose lives revolve around those six people and I don't want to be clumped into the same group as them, but I don't know.

I do, however, tend to go completely crazy over the more minor characters like the Denali coven or the Amazons or the less popular members of the Quileute tribe.

Let me explain the Denalis first. The main reason why I love them so much is because not too long ago I was part of a Twilight Saga roleplaying group (you should try them out, they're actually really fun) and I played Carmen. I didn't really know much about her at first but she was the only character left to play so I decided to play her. So really, Carmen is the reason why I love the Denalis so much.

Then I got to find out more about the rest of the coven and decided that they oozed fierceness and badassery (it's a coven run by women. Honestly, what is more amazing than that?) so they all deserve my undying love. They're actually my favorite characters in the entire saga. I started loving them even more after they were cast because I exploded with happiness when I found out that Christian Camargo was cast as Eleazar. I loved him so much as the Ice Truck Killer in Dexter so I knew I'd love him in Breaking Dawn too. (Side note: Brian was such a dark and twisted [bust still strangely sentimental] character; I wonder what it'll be like seeing Christian go from a cold and calculating character to a sweet and gentle one…? We'll see.)

The same goes for the Amazon coven; through my roleplay group I found out more about the Amazons and thought, "Wow, these girls are awesome." They deserve my undying love too so I give it to them.

I don't know what it is about minor characters that attracts me so much. I guess the fact that we know so little about their pasts makes them more mysterious and lets us use our imaginations to give them our own version of their backstories. But if I love them (and trust me, I'm a very critical person), you should probably love them too. Just saying.

Other books I've read (yes, I did steal this from TeamTaycob's user page)
The Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling: Gasp! A Twihard who enjoys Harry Potter?! Yes, this is all sorts of blasphemy, but I do. And honestly I do think that Harry Potter is a much better-written series than Twilight, but for some reason I gravitate more towards the latter (maybe because the fans are less critical towards the "opposing series" here). So if you've never read Harry Potter before, do yourself a favor and read it. Unless you're one of those people who just naturally hates things no matter what, you'll love it.

The Dexter Series by Jeff Lindsay: I don't think I have said enough how much I enjoy Dexter in all its forms (books and TV series). Oh god, these books just deserve ALL THE AWARDS and they're completely delicious. But, if you have a weak stomach, don't read it. Just don't. It is after all about a serial killer and the sickos he stalks and later kills. *kanyeshrug*

…Okay.
What's your name? Kelly.

Gender? Female.

Age? Fourteen. But most people who don't know that think I'm twenty.

Height? The comfortable, pixie height of 5'1".

Weight? Right now? About 90 pounds. And no, I'm not anorexic; just small.

Hair color? Brunette.

Eye color? Chocolate brown.

What are you doing right now? Tumblr, Twitter and this all at the same time.

Who's next to you right now? Two pillows and a Christmas tree (yes, I did this over the holidays).

Do you have an imaginary friend? No.

Do you want an imaginary friend? I don't need one. *hairflip*

Are you lying to me? Why should I lie?

'''Turn on your TV. What's on?' Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys''.

Who's your crush? Oh my god…so many people. Robert Pattinson, Michael C. Hall and Christian Camargo to name a few.

What was the last thing you ate? A cinnamon and raisin English muffin with cream cheese.

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? "BINEY! NO! STOP PRESSURING DEXTER!" (Yes. I was watching Dexter.)

Do you have a job? I'm the Queen of New York, so yes.

Do you have a car? Tragically, no.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? New York City. But I do live an hour away so that's the next best thing.

Do you believe in magic? YES. I'm still waiting on my letter from Hogwarts…

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes.

More than once? Yes.

What did you do when you got to the bottom? Moaned in pure agony and took a warm bath to ease the pain of my multiple bruises.

Zodiac? Virgo.

Astrological sign? Um, still Virgo.

Type your name with your feet. No.

Was that fun? No.

'''Run around the house. How do you feel?''' Too lazy to run. Sorry.

Do you own a credit card? Nope.

Do you like to shop? Yes.

What's the last thing you bought? Three tops from Forever 21.

Who's your crush? I already answered this, stupid.

Favorite animal? SLOTHS.

Favorite fruit? Watermellon.

'''Quick! You have to save the world!''' *runs away screaming*

Someone has a knife to your back. *kicks them in the balls*

Do you swear? All the f**king time, you stupid motherf**ker.

What is open on your computer? Just this and iTunes (I'm listening to Inside Out by Britney Spears on repeat).

Do you sleep talk? I hope not.

What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? I once had a dream that I was saving Lady Gaga from the Ice Truck Killer. I don't care how handsome/charming he is; I kicked his ass. NO ONE HURTS MY BABY.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever googled? "Does Lady Gaga smoke pot?" Let's just say I googled this BEFORE I became a Little Monster…

Things I say a lot.

 * __________, tbh.
 * That is the true tea.
 * Badassery.
 * Awesomesauce.
 * Amazeballs.
 * D'awww or n'awww or just awwww.
 * Gaga.
 * Fierce.
 * Any form of sarcasm and/or wit.
 * I like your face.
 * That's attractive. (Read that with a sarcastic voice.)
 * Hola. (You have Eleazar to thank for that.)
 * __________. Period.
 * Anything relevant or completely accurate.