Talk:Vampire/@comment-50.156.175.196-20141115000738

Did you guys ever think Jesus could have been a vampire? It seems really silly and I don't mean to offend any religious people, but a lot of what is said about Jesus is synonymous with common vampire traits. Supposedly, after he died by crucifixion, his body was placed in a cave concealed by a large boulder. He arose THREE DAYS LATER and moved the boulder out of his way, indicating he had great strength. Also, as a human, he supposedly exhibited traits that would imply he was gifted supernaturally, and stating that he was the son of God gained him widespread popularity which could have attracted the attention of a random curious vampire... I'm not personally religious, and again I'm not trying to offend anyone who is, but that story, if it's true, just screams "vampire" to me.. Not that I believe in vampires ;)