User blog comment:Scarly/Twilight Mad Libs/@comment-4722499-20120702145531

''Under the near constant rain Alice decided to skip school for a change, on their way to Port Angeles, their car broke down. But luckily for them, Mike was driving by, so they decided to help them.''

''But, the car had too many problems to fix, so they offered a troubled vampire a ride home. On the way back Embry saw them, and jumped to the wrong conclusion. But, before the angry wolf could do anything about it, the human and the vampire had to pull over for direction, Renee was more than happy to help.''

Wow. This is....hilarious.