Talk:Vampire/@comment-50.140.216.41-20140731212703/@comment-66.87.105.232-20140807171838

Dude. You play wayy too much Call of Duty. First off, good luck getting any amount of Napalm on one of these vampires, and if this WERE to happen, all the vampire would have to do would be to dive into the ground they were on (rocky or dirt) and any kind of fire sustained by Napalm or anything else would be extinguished. These vampires don't die automatically when heat is present, I don't know where you got that from. If a powerful laser such as the one you hyperlinked hit one of them, they wouldn't die instantly. They would be set on fire, and if the laser continued to burn into them for a while, they would eventually disintegrate to ash. These vampires are not faster than light. However, I doubt that the targeting system on a laser could hit an object that could turn on a dime while moving faster than the human eye can perceive motion.. If it DID successfully hit one and persisted on them, again, all the vampire would have to do is dive and tunnel under ground. I've never even thought about this, but it could very well be relevant to this subject: a vampire's skin is reflective. More specifically, their cells reflect light prismatically. So if a laser were to hit one, you would actually get to see them sparkling green, or whatever color the beam was. Which would be REALLY funny. Anyway, this reflection of light, and the fact that they are pearly white, (laser beams absorb best in dark colors, and reflect off white) would render the laser much less effective on them than you previously thought.

There are 32 vampires in the Volturi. ONE of them could destroy all the government officials in the Capital building or even the Pentagon. I know this because we see vampires often inflicting genocide on human populations in mere minutes in the books. They can snap "five or six" necks per second, killing faster if they simply "crush" or "break" the human victims. So one or two have taken care of our major government institutes, that leaves 30 to take care of Russia, Germany, Brittain, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Korea, China, and every other major country that could pose any kind of "threat". Many more vampires would be included in the massacre if the Volturi seek-out witnesses, not to mention newborns that could be created if the Volturi didn't want to get their hands dirty. So that basically leaves us crying in a fetal position, with new leaders in control of our world. We would have absolutely NO chance in winning. Ever.