User blog comment:Vampirefairy4/BELLA/@comment-2069500-20111201011944

Isabella "Marie" Swan

Plain, but everyone with a claim to being male loves her.

Gets everything she ever wanted by defying the laws of good literature, which state that something has to be given to get.

Named her child Renesmee

Married someone who endangered her life and sanity (or whatever you call it.)

A total Mary-Sue with no apparent character flaws, other than those that weren't intended.

Ungrateful, whiny, indecisive little twit.

A poor excuse for a vampire.

And, well, a shame to women everywhere.