User blog:Symph risley/Twilight Saga Diseases !!!

I was reading my biology book and suddenly a hilariuos idea peaked into my mind... Why not thinking of some Twilight diseases??? So, here they are!

Causes

 * Excessive facination towards Bella.
 * Too much sympathy for her.
 * Observing her attitudes all day.

Symptoms

 * Wanting to mimic Bella's personality.
 * Trying to be over nervous.

Remedy

 * Watching fashion shows.
 * Digesting people's taunts.
 * Doing a lots of shopping.

Causes

 * Having too much weakness towards Edward.
 * Being totally mesmerized by him.

Symptoms

 * Dreaming about Edward all the nights.
 * Wanting to be with him every single moment.
 * Blabbing about him everywhere.

Remedy
There is none!

Causes
Same as Edwardoholism. But this is caused by Jakob instead of Edward.

Symptoms

 * Showing too much attachment towards dogs.
 * Thinking about him all the while.

Causes

 * Witnessing the intensity of strength In Twilihgt Saga.
 * Being too impressed with the lifestyle of the Cullens.

Symptoms

 * Hating weakness.
 * Always trying to look strong.

Remedy
Thinking of the physically disabled people.

P.S: Only the creatures without a 'Y' chromosome are affected to these diseases.