User blog:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt/Anyone who didn't think Twilight couldn't do it can go give birth to a vampire demon child now.

Twilight was nominated for only two things. The Twihards voted. We conquered. Kristen Stewart made out with herself. Robert Pattinson didn't show up. Taylor wasn't scheduled to show up. HE SHOWED UP, ANYWAY, LOOKING FINE AS EVER. My heart shattered. I literally burst into tears, crying, "HE SHOWED UP. TAYLOR SHOWED UP!!" BD-1 won Best Movie. FUCK YES. TWILIGHT 4PEAT, BITCHES. All the butt-hurt Twilight fans can suck it. I haven't even seen the show yet (hasn't aired on the west coast yet) but I've been checking my Twitter like a motherf**ker and WE WON. Twilight alone didn't win today, you guys. We did. This was the most surprising MMAs yet, and I still have to watch it.

WE DID IT, YOU GUIIIIIISEEEE.

And Taylor showed up. :)

This has been magical. Goodnight.  Team  Taycob   03:16, June 4, 2012 (UTC)