User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

AMEN FASHION!

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way, shape, or form the real Beyonce.)

(You should check out the user page of my bestie, LavendaBrunette, who I tend to call Gaga. "Killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since 2010." XD)



Heyy! (I make a point to use two "y"'s)

So you came here to find out about me. I'm flattered! But I'm not that interesting. So...good luck!

Call me TeamTaycob, K, Dee, Honey Bey (thanks, Gaga!), or Taycob. To start things off, I would like to say that I am pretty nice...unless you bash the things I love. I will defend what and who I love until the very ending. But other than that, I'm a people-person. I like people. In real life I'm sort of shy, but I'm pretty fun to be around. I'm pretty krazy (krazy is wilder than "crazy") too. Some might call me an AN-I-MAL!!! I am passionate about the things I love, and I'm always willing to learn more.

I can be your best friend, your sister, your admirer, or in some cases, your worst enemy, but don't count on that last one.

I want to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 at midnight and skip school that Friday because it will be my birthday. I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. If only there were such heated discussions in Twilight Club last year at my school... (No, seriously, a teacher started a Twilight club. I even made a funny comic to promote it.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to.I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. Whenever I play my violin, I get into this zone that I can never find anywhere else. I love playing by ear, because it makes me feel like I have accomplished something. I recently just learned how to play some of "New Moon" by Alexandre Desplat. Some other Twilight Saga music I can play:

-The first movie soundtrack minus some tracks. (Thanks, Lia!) Including "Bella's Lullaby", but I think my version by ear is much better.

-"Jacob's Theme". It's very easy.

-"Bella's Theme" / Metric's "Eclipse (All Yours)"

-Some New Moon music

Anyway, besides music, I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I sort of like school, but mainly so I can be with my friends. Science is like heaven with some of my best friends in there with me.

I also like to write. My former Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books.

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD, I've been watching it a lot, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. A boy that's stalking me, obsessing over me, and seems funny about it? Nuh-uh, boo-boo. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now... I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything. I can't wait to see her be the strong vampire goddess that she is supposed to be.

And, um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but...;)

If you have a question about me or just want to say hi or anything in between, don't hesitate to leave a message on my talk page!

Team Jacob till the very end and beyond because the awesomeness never dies. -TeamTaycob
As a disclaimer, I am on Team Everyone besides Bella, Edward, and Nessie. So there.

My Favorite Pages

 * Breaking Dawn (films)
 * Denali Coven
 * Jacob Black
 * Tanya
 * Kate
 * Carmen and Eleazar
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Seth Clearwater
 * Rosalie Hale
 * Emmett Cullen
 * Volturi
 * Felix
 * Easter eggs
 * Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Imprinting
 * Gallery:Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Breaking Dawn movie screenshots
 * Gallery:Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner

Pages I Have Created

 * Gallery:Alex Rice
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Weird Twilight-Related Acts We Admit We've Done Before
 * Comic Con 2011
 * Comic Con 2009
 * 10 Things Twilight Taught Me
 * W Magazine
 * Lady Gaga Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Ke$ha Songs and Nicki Minaj Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Kids' Cartoon Characters That Remind Me of Twilight Characters
 * Nylon Magazine
 * GQ Magazine

Weekly Schedule
Sunday: Shufflin'.

Monday: Shufflin'.

Tuesday: Shufflin'.

Wednesday: Shufflin'.

Thursday: Shufflin'.

Friday: Shufflin' with Rebecca Black.

Saturday: (You guessed it.) Shufflin'.

OMG, LEAKS!
If you thought I would be posting leaked Breaking Dawn stuff, you were wrong. Why would I want to ruin it for others?

I admit it. I saw the leaks. I saw many leaks. But it's not like I wanted to. I was on YouTube one day, watching Twilight videos, when a Breaking Dawn thing came up. I clicked and BAM! Leaked stuff. I also happened to find photos and a video (WORST 25 SECONDS OF MY LIFE) and whatnot on a few websites. There are just some things you cannot un-see, no matter how hard you try.

The initial leak happened back in late-March 2011 / early-April 2011. And of course, I missed it. I didn't find out until days later, when Summit had already taken action and got that stuff off the 'net IMMEDIATELY, that there had been a huge leak. I was like, "Whaaa?" Then, months later, I remembered what I was doing March 31st and April 1st: nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was sitting at home the afternoon of April 1st, watching TV. How could I miss all of that??? I was angry with myself for not seeing them. Now I am sort of angry with myself for seeing them.

Well, now, there are still some leaked stuff around (take some more action, Summit, and give us another trailer while you're at it!), so I suggest you do not see them. I mean, if you like to read the end of the story as soon as you get the book, go for it, but I'm not sending any links or anything. Do I look (or sound, perhaps) like I want Summit tracking me down? Umm, NO. But I will give you my reactions to the leaked footage.

My reaction, Spongebob style:

Running around the house in fear and excitement...I fell down and hurt my leg....



...and then I actually viewed the material...



...and then I was crying and screaming.



Let's put it all together now...

thumb|378px|left|...I don't react so well with Breaking Dawn leaks.

Edward vs. Jacob (Correction: Jacob vs. Edward)
Yeah...so there's the Team Jacob vs. Team Edward thing. Personally, I am OVER the entire debate. It's so stupid! But if I had to pick between Edward and Jacob, well...you don't see me obsessing over Edward on this wiki, now do you? Edward can keep Bella (keep Jacob of misery!), but I really would prefer Bella to not have either guy. As Taylor Lautner's character Marianna would say, Bella is in fact a whiny do-nothing that doesn't deserve either one of them. Now, let's move on.

Taylor Lautner...*romantic sigh*
As you may know, I am OBSESSED with the lovely Taylor Lautner. He's funny, sweet, devastingly fine, adorable, nice, dedicated, and he has such a great heart. Anyone who is his friend is insanely lucky and should hold onto him. I hope I can meet him someday. He seems amazing. And did I mention that he is fine? So without further ado, here is a tribute to one of my favorite men.

Taylor, if you're reading this, I would like to say that if i could sing, I would serenade you every night with "Love You Like A Love Song" by Selena Gomez & The Scene. I love you like a love song, Taylor.

<3 A huge fan of you

Bella
And that's about it.
 * We both are klutzy.
 * We both don't like snow.
 * We both received pepper spray from a parent.

Edward
Edward and I relate a lot, believe it or not. Ha-ha, I just made a rhyme. I should do it all the time. Okay... It really sucks how Edward and I are so much alike, yet I hate his guts and would punch him in the face any day. Too bad I love Jacob. Sucks for you, Edward!
 * We are both intense.
 * We are both sort of shy, like in school and stuff.
 * We're both musical.
 * We both pay lots of attention to our appearances.
 * We both look weird in pictures.
 * We both like shiny cars.
 * We are both divas.

Jacob
See? Maybe Jake and I were meant for each other.
 * We both like fast vehicles.
 * We both have funny friends.
 * We both are natural-born leaders.
 * We both wear black t-shirts and jeans. (Seriously.)
 * We both are good friends.
 * We both are funny.
 * We both will fight for the ones we love.
 * We both are really forgiving.

Rosalie
Earlier today I asked a couple of people which Twilight Saga character am I most like. They both answered Rosalie. Let's compare. Looks like I've found my match! Rose and I would probably be friends in real-life anyway...as long as she isn't very materialistic.
 * We both love funny guys.
 * We both get revenge.
 * We both are intense and maybe a little mean, but we can be nice.
 * We both are sass-masters.
 * We both don't like our brother's choices but we deal with them anyway.
 * We both stick to what we believe in.
 * We are both divas.
 * We both love fabulous stilettos.

Alice
Let's see how well I relate to Alice Cullen.
 * We both love fashion.
 * We are both divas.
 * We are both forceful when we have to be.
 * We both love to throw a good party.
 * We are both depended on a lot.

Fanfiction
I don't have an account on fanfiction.net, but I do read lots of Twilight Saga fanfiction. It might get me through these last 92 days until Breaking Dawn 1. I usually read parodies, humorous fanfics, and Bella/Jacob fanfics. I'm writing --imagining, really, since I've got it all down in my head-- a fanfic, Destructive Desire, of my own, by the way, and some of it is posted in blogs. I also really like it when other users on here post their fanfiction. Scarly's is phenomenal (Team Cody!), and LavendaBrunette's was brilliant! I also LOVE it when Twilight Saga actors read fanfiction. It's awesomesauce!

Copy & Paste These!
Here's an interesting thing I found on Teamemmet's user page. Apparently, she edited it a little to fit the things she loves, so I am going to do the same.

Awesome One
If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile!

'If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.'

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 

'If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.'

'If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste'

'If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle'

'If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (hopefully everyone (excluding Edward/ all vamps) copies this one!)'

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

'If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.'

'If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.'

'If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.'

'If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.'

'If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.'

'If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.'

'If you believe there is a Jacob Black out there for you copy and paste this onto your profile'

'Come over to the good side, we have Black and chocolate!'

'If you are seriously in love with Seth Clearwater and/or Boo Boo Stewart, copy this into your profile'

'If your so obsessed with Twilight it isn’t even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.'

'If you or your best friends are insane copy and paste this onto your profile.'

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

''IF YOU LOVE EMMETT CULLEN... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE SETH CLEARWATER... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

''IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK... COPY/PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE... AND SCREAM!''

If you truly believe that there is an Seth Clearwater out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Seth...) copy/paste this into your profile.

''If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.''

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

''If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to...''

Pick 11 Twilight Characters at random...

1. Jared

2. Bella

3. Jacob

''4. Edward

5. Embry

6. Alice

7. Esme

8. Tanya

9. Stefan

10. Kate

11. Leah

''1.Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ''

''HECK NO. NOT. HOT. AT. ALL. I'D RATHER RIP UP ONE OF MY OWN TWILIGHT POSTERS THAT THINK OF HIM AS HOT.''

2.What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

'If Leah got Tanya pregnant...I would be so freaked. Like, REALLY.

3.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

''Bella and Alice? Yeah, sure. Bella has a girl-crush on Alice anyway.''

4.Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

''Embry/Stefan = umm....'

Embry/Kate = WOOT!

''5.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation? ''

'Esme walking in on Bella and Jared....Umm....That's really awkward.''

6.What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

''For Edward to go out with Jared, I'd make Bella blackmail Edward. She's show the world Edward's "special stuff" if he didn't go out with Jared.''

' '

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Hey, lookie, I found another one! Copy and paste this to your user page but use your own answers.

Twilight Questionnaire
 Twilight 

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books?

I can't lie...a few months.

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Bella and Edward die.

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob Black, but I also have others.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Um...Rosalie, the Denali coven, Emmett, Felix, and others....

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Well, Jacob. Duh.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I'll fight for you...until your heart stops beating." - My boy Jacob

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When they became officially engaged.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When they were building bikes in his garage. Too cute!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Umm...when Alice was being creepily forceful and prepared Bella for her wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley

Which book cover was your favorite?

Bree Tanner, baby.

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Of course!

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?

Eclipse

Are you excited about Midnight Sun?

Not really. I mean, I don't care about Edward's disgusting thoughts so it doesn't matter.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward, so Jacob can be free of misery.

Bella or Edward?

That's like deciding between a bucket of dog poo or a bucket of dog puke; both are bad and disgusting. So I pick: neither.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper

Carlisle or Esme?

That's like deciding between apples and oranges; both are great. So I pick: both.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

I love both of them so dearly, so I will not decide between these two men. Both!

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie

Charlie or Billy?

Both. They're BFFs!

Jacob or Sam?

Jakie-poo

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Werewolves or Vampires?

I'd rather kick it wolf-style.

Ooh, another one! I love this one.

Good Friend vs. Best Friend
'''A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...'''

'''A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"'''

'''A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."'''

'''A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"'''

'''A good friend picks up your papers in the hallways at school when you drop them. A best friend stands there and laughs while you scramble to pick them up.'''

'''A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.'''

'''A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, girl, run!"'''

'''A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.'''

'''A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"'''

'''A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.'''

'''A good friend calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. A best friend calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!'''

'''A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.'''

'''A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad... here's a tissue."'''

'''A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...'''

'''A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.'''

A good friend w'''ould knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'm home!"'''

A good friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A good friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A good friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A good friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

'''A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.'''

This one is great.

Love Your Mommy; She Taught You Things
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

And another!

General, Odd Questionnaire
'''What's your name? '''Don't feel like telling.

'''Gender? '''Female

Age? Let's keep that a secret....

'''Height? '''About 5 feet and 8 inches of pure awesomeness. I guess.

'''Weight? '''No comment

'''Hair color? '''Dark brown

'''Eye color? '''Dark brown

What are you doing right now? Typing, having "Breathe Me" by Sia stuck in my head, obsessing over Breaking Dawn, the usual.

'''Who's next to you right now? '''A billion celebrities (in pictures and posters).

Do you have an imaginary friend? I don't think so.

'''Do you want an imaginary friend? '''Nope.

'''Are you lying to me? '''Of course not!

'''Turn on your TV. What's on?' The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air''.

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner and BooBoo Stewart, to name a couple of them.

'''What was the last thing you ate? '''A blueberry bagel with strawberry fruit preservative jam thing whatever.

'''What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? '''Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? "Get up!"

'''Do you have a job? '''Not really.

'''Do you have a car? '''Nope.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? CA. I am sick of this cloudy, cold weather!

Do you believe in magic? Yeah, sure.

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Yes.

'''More than once? '''Yes.

'''What did you do when you got to the bottom? '''Cried, complained to my mom, and held a grudge on my brother for slipping on his sock. (I was seven, okay?)

'''Zodiac? '''Scorpio

Astrological sign? Still Scorpio(?)

'''Type your name with your feet. '''I CAN'T!

'''Was that fun? '''No.

'''Run around the house. How do you feel? '''I feel like I don't want to run around the house.

'''Do you own a credit card? '''Nope.

'''Do you like to shop? '''Of course!

What's the last thing you bought? I have no idea.

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner.

Favorite animal? Cheetah. Reow!

'''Favorite fruit? '''Plum

'''Quick! You have to save the world!''' *loads up gun* I'm five steps ahead of ya.

Someone has a knife to your back. Wait! I must see the last two Twilight movies first!!!

'''Do you swear? '''Yeah, a little bit.

What is open on your computer? Three tabs: a cover of "Price Tag" by Jessie J, FanFiction.net, and this wiki.

'''Do you sleep talk? '''I hope not.

'''What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? '''I won't share that. ;)

What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled? Don't judge me, but it was..."taylor lautner's butt".

One more question...who's your crush? I already answered this question. Taylor Lautner.

I like this one a lot

Girl Side / Guy Side
YOUR GUY SIDE:


 * You love hoodies. (Yep!)


 * You love jeans. (YEAH!)


 * Dogs are better than cats. (Of course)


 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Yes.)


 * You've played with/against boys on a team. (Oh yeah.)


 * Shopping is torture. (Nope.)


 * Sad movies suck. (Sometimes, but not really)


 * You own/ed an X-Box. (YES!)


 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Yes.)


 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (No, not really)


 * You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Yes.)


 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (No.)


 * You watch sports on TV. (No.)


 * Gory movies are cool. (No.)


 * You go to your dad for advice. (Yes.)


 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No.)


 * You like going to high school football games. (No.)


 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No.)


 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Yes.)


 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (Yes.)


 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Yes.)


 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes.)


 * Sports are fun (No.)


 * Talk with food in your mouth. (No.)

TOTAL: 14
 * Sleep with your socks on at night (Yes.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL: 20
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (All the time!)
 * You love to shop. (Yes!)
 * You wear eyeliner. (No, not really)
 * You wear the color pink (Yes.)
 * Go to your mom for advice. (Of course.)
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. (As an ex-cheerleader, yeah I do!)
 * You hate wearing the color black. (I love wearing black!)
 * You like hanging out at the mall. (Yes.)
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Manis and pedis are my key to eternal happiness.)
 * You like wearing jewelry. (Of course! I cannot live without earrings.)
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (No, not really.)
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes.)
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars. (No, I do not like the movie Star Wars. Star Wars fans, do not hurt me.)
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? (Yes!)
 * It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Not really.)
 * You smile a lot more than you should. (Yes! *smiles*)
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (No. I wish though.)
 * You care about what you look like. (Who doesn't?)
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. (Yes!)
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Yeah!)
 * You love the movies. (I ADORE the movies.)
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. (LOL, yeah.)
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Blind makeovers are the best!)
 * Like being the star of everything. (Not everything, but sort of, so I'll count that as a yes.)

Random One
1.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Personal note: I have never and I am proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! P/N: Just call me Weirdo.

3.If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. MANY TIMES.

4.If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

5.If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Too many times to count.

6.If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

7.If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh, yes....

8.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Happens all the time.

9.If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yes.

10.If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. P/N: How about both?

11.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile. P/N: '''Oh yeah. Edward (YES, Cullen), and a few boys in my class.'''

12.If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

13.If you believe rap & hip hop can give you ear cancer, copy and paste this into your profile.

14. 95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!" P/N: If Edward Cullen were to jump off a skyscraper I would record that, yell, "DO IT! DOOOO IT!", and post that vid on YouTube. NO DOUBT.

15.If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: This has been described as a jungle before, so yeah. *sighs* I haven't even read my whole user page yet, let alone anyone else.'''

16.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Yes....

17.If you've ever tripped over an article of clothing you were wearing at the time, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: I gotta stop wearing pajama bottoms. They're death traps. Maybe I'll just pull a Bella and sleep in just my underwear...NOT.'''

18.If you have ever walked into a glass door thinking it was open, copy and paste this into your profile.

19.If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. A/N: Oh yeah, of course.

20.If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: Eww. Why try to be cool?

21.If you have ever copy-and-pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile! P/N: There's an entire section for things to copy and paste here, so yeah.

22.If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this in your profile. '''P/N: Me: *looks at gas thing in science class* "I wonder if this is a liquid...?" Jose: *gives "WTF?!" face*: "It's GAS."'''

23.If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: Of course...what were we talking about?

24.Admitting you are weird means you are normal! Saying that you are normal is odd! If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile. P/N: How many more of these are there going to be?

25.There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

26.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

27.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm one of the awesomest people I know...just kidding.

28.If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

29.If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. '''P/N: I quote the Twilight Saga ALL THE TIME. But then again..."that's why we're here." :)'''

30.If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. '''P/N: Such a bad night. I needed a Twilight book to take my mind off things. Felix flirting with Bella, ftw.'''

31.If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. P/N: I shall not say, but we were pretty awesome.

32.If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

33.A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: As a spelling and grammar freak, this REALLY bothers me.

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35.If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours. P/N: Of course.

36.If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope...but I have songs stuck in my head. Does that count?'''

37.If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

38.If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

39.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My world is a nice little place to be....

40.If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

41.If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

42.If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile.

43.Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile. P/N: Taht ws aewmoes, bt it sitll bgus me to daeth.

44.If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. P/N: Heck yeah!

45.If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Ahahaha, the true meaning of an *inside* joke.

46.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. P/N: Twilight, Twilight, Twilight....

47.If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I LIVE off of reviews.

49.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. P/N: This wiki is like Twitter to me...that counts, right?

50.If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nope. Thank Twilight.'''

51.If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile. '''P/N: Today I don't feel like doing anything. Also, cheers to the freakin'...Wednesday.'''

52.If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile.

53.I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Primeval/ Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, Kathryn Hart, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob '''P/N: Added my name. <3'''

54.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. P/N: That happened, like, twice in the last two hours.

55.93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. P/N: Yep.

56.If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: *cough*BellaSwan*coughcough*

57.I am a Primevalian. We are rare and close to extinction but are slowly spreading into the hearts of civilians. If you are a Primevalian - copy and paste this to your profile.

58.If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: My plans include everyone shuffling everyday and being happy...they still haven't gone into action yet.

59.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh yeah!

60.If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. P/N: All of the above, and perfectly fine with it.

61.If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

62.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. '''P/N: Love rain. Snow sucks'''

63.If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: All technology hates me, so....

64.If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. P/N: Honey, I could burn WATER on a bad day.

65.If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable", copy and paste this into your profile.

66.If you ever caught your stove on fire copy and paste this to your profile.

67.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

68.If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I am a girl, and I have no problem with the color pink, but the stereotyping is a pain in the neck.

69.If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. '''P/N: If you're still there, I shall send you a batch or two of e-cookies in the future. You rock.'''

70.If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile.

71.If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. P/N: Television sets, my computer, sewing pins....

72.If you have ever gotten temporary memory loss and then suddenly remember at a total random moment, copy this into your profile.

73.If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. P/N: All the time.

74.If you have ever snorted whilst laughing copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: That happened like two times and I still remember.

75.If you are so obsessed with Doctor Who that you can't wait to be abducted by an alien copy and paste this to your profile.

76.(^(oo)^) This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig.

77.I'm a googlewhacker. If you're a googlewhacker, copy and paste this into your profile.

78.Heck, copy and paste this into your profile if you even know what a "googlewhacker" IS.

79."I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

80.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

81.If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

82.If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile. P/N: Not really bands, but solo artists...?

83.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Well, it certainly isn't GOOD.

84.Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. '''P/N: Nerds keep this world in check. You don't see Paris Hilton or any of the Kardashians doing anything good today, do you?'''

85.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. P/N: Sugar. Is. AWESOMESAUCE.

86.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I'm fine right where I am.

87.If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: Oh gosh. *copies and paste* And if they are DUMB too...Someone help them.

88.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, My8thUsername, TeamTaycob.

'''P/N: Added my name. <3 And OMG, The Dawn Is Breaking...I love it.'''

89.If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

90.If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''P/N: I hope I'm not dead. I wouldn't be able to see all the Twilight movies. I kid, I kid....'''

91.Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. P/N: Rap is good, rock is good, MOVE ON.

92.If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. P/N: Oh yeah!

93.I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... P/N: I was bored enough to Google things to copy and paste to profiles....

94.Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! '''P/N: Pluto should start its own Solar System and get revenge. Let's see how Uranus likes it NOW....'''

95.If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile.

96.If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. P/N: My memory sucks.

97.If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. P/N: Nah, I get chicken wings at least once a month, and I am scared of heights.

98.If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. P/N: I love my computer, but I swear, it is trying to kill me.

100!If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile. P/N: Yes. That means YOU awesome, loser-ish reader. I love ya!

Close Encounters of the Twilightish Kind
So here is a list of all my Twilight cast member encounters:
 * Julia Jones at the Twilight Convention
 * Tinsel Korey at the Twilight Convention
 * Tyson Houseman at the Twilight Convention
 * BooBoo Stewart at the Twilight Convention (He was so close to me!!!!!)

Awesome Twilight Websites
Here are some websites I recommend to Twilighters, from my list of bookmarks on my computer. Includes fanfiction, fansites, and funnies: And for the critical fans because they should --no, they BETTER-- be out there because the Twilight Saga world couldn't function properly without 'em:
 * Team-Twilight
 * The Twilight Saga section of Entertainment Weekly
 * Official movie websites
 * Bella's Diary (good fanfiction here!)
 * Twilight Saga section of Fandango
 * Twilighters Annonymous
 * Twilight Quotes
 * Twilight Saga section of Stick Man Theatre
 * Reasoning With Vampires, an amazing blog on Tumblr that is a critical analysis of the Twilight Saga. The blogger isn't a fan at all, but this is good stuff.

Twilight Cakes!!!
The other day in chat, some of us were talking about cakes, and that is what inspired me for this section of my profile.

It looks like you can get pretty much any Twilight character you want on a cake. Anybody else want a Jake cake?

Best Buds In Real Life (In No Particular Order)

 * Pamela. (Was in choir. Used to play the flute. We call each other "Sam" and "Pat". I have so much fun with Pam. We shall be "Pain" and "Torture" next school year.)
 * JoAnne. (In choir. We call the BD-1 headboard breakage "X-Treme Hardcoreness." So much fun at lunch and in math with the older kids a year older than us even though three particular boys were obnoxious and rude.)
 * Shweta. (She plays the flute, is a wild beast that can't be tamed, and she can just about bend in half. Her room has a billion gymnastic things in it. She has the gymnastics version of a twibrary.)
 * Jose. (Plays the sax. So funny, especially in Science class. He and Shweta made science fun last year.)
 * Gretchen. (Plays the viola. She makes Taylor Lautner jokes, but she will pay someday...)
 * Liz. (I've been at her side since the very beginning of middle school.)
 * Ashlee. (Plays the violin. Best orchestra bud EVER. Camp was a blast! I couldn't ask for a better friend to party in P.E. and the school dances and orchestra with.)
 * Clarissa. (She is the sweetest, and she has so many skills. I love her to death.)
 * Darinka. (Plays the violin. She's easy-going, and she's always my stand partner in Fiddle Club.)
 * Talia. (Plays the violin. She's the best stand partner in orchestra ever. We are always partners. I honestly cannot play as well with a different person. She used to be OBSESSED with the Twilight Saga and now she's saying it sucks, but I don't believe her. I remember how she forced our old AP English class to listen to her Twilight Edward vs. Jacob rant.)
 * Kaylee. (We've been friends since the 4th grade and we still annoy each other to death, slapping each other in the faces playfully with out planners...)
 * Marisol. (Plays the violin. She's a grade younger than me, but we love to talk about the Twilight Saga with each other.)
 * Morgyn. (Amazing and too sarcastic for her own good. Let's just leave it at that.)
 * Perla. (We love Glee, and are always playing around. Perla's great.)
 * Ranea. (Used to play the clarinet. We just bond like that *snaps fingers*.)
 * T.J. (Plays the drums. We used to debate about the Saga all the time!! She just moved to Sacramento, CA., and I'm so sad...)
 * Taylor. (Plays the clarinet. She was my twin for Twin Day!)

If I Had A Twilight Band....
Sooo, I was thinking, "What if I formed a Twilight band? Would we only play songs related to Twilight?" That thought keeps me occupied sometimes. Here are some possible names for the band, as I have already written over fifty Twilight-related songs. No joke, guys. I did. There are no longer any spots open! LET'S ROCK THIS TWILIGHT SAGA WORLD! Here are the current members and some possible names.

Current Members
Yay! Our band is complete!
 * Me (manager/songwriter) - Leah
 * Pucktana88 (bassist) - JaneTwilightBand.jpg
 * LavendaBrunette (kazoo-player) - Alice
 * Teamemmet (guitarist) - Rosalie
 * Killerzombie97 (drummer) - Kate
 * Teamcullen (keyboardist) - Carmen
 * Quam1992 (lead singer) - Maria

Possible Names

 * Tan Foundation
 * Dawn Is Breaking
 * The Blackwater Project
 * NessieNessieNessie
 * Don't Be A BellaSnow_White,_LOL.jpeg
 * Sparkle and Shine
 * It's Cullen Time
 * TeamTaycob and the Twihards
 * Take A Spin On The Harley
 * Stupid Shiny Volvo Owners
 * La Tua Cantante
 * We'll Have Eons Of Time
 * OMT, THE APPLE
 * How U Likin' Da Rain, Gurl???
 * Jacob Black's Pack's Got Your Back
 * U So Sparkly
 * The Pale Posse
 * Bring On Breaking Dawn
 * U Suck If U Don't Like Da Succubus
 * T-BD
 * Feathers, Glitter, and Drama
 * The Twilightettes
 * What A Yawn: Bella SwanTeam_black.jpg
 * Little Nudga
 * Ninja Vamps
 * Kickin' It Wolf Style
 * I'll Be Your Imprintee
 * I Blame Alice
 * We Actually Were Discussing The National Debt
 * We Don't Hate You, But We Don't Particularly Like You Either
 * The Enemy Is Waiting Behind Your Back
 * BURN!
 * Gettin' Down On Friday With The Blacks
 * Team Headboard: It Lived Such A Long Life...NOT.
 * Kitties Go, "Meow"
 * Suicidal Vampires
 * Holy Crow
 * Grand.Theft.Auto
 * I'll Get My Sister To Hold You Hostage
 * I'LL TELL HER WHERE YOU'RE TAKING HER
 * You Brought The Snack...Right?
 * Edward Cullen Is Staring At You...
 * They Could Have Been Psychopaths!
 * Happy Endings = Gravestones
 * Over My Pile Of Ashes
 * There Are Actually Are Things To Do At Night Besides Study...*wink wink*
 * FINALLY! Someone scored around here!
 * Oh Joy...Bella's Back.
 * Why U So Stinky?
 * Why U So Sparkly?
 * Watching You Sleeping
 * Obnoxious, Moronic DOGS!
 * LEAKD
 * The Regular Twilight Show
 * Little Twilight Monsters
 * It's Your Face
 * Headboard Breakage
 * Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-Make-Music
 * Pain In The Neck (Literally)
 * WE SUCK

Sea of Stars: Reviews, Reviews, and More Reviews
So...here are my reviews on basically everything of the Twilight Saga.

Twilight

 * The book: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The first graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 3 out of 5 stars

New Moon

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Eclipse

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.8 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Breaking Dawn

 * The book: 2 out of 5 stars
 * The movie trailer: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The music so far: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The scenes that have been released so far: 5.5 out of 5 stars!
 * Prediction for Part 1: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * Prediction for Part 2: 4 out of 5 stars

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

 * The book: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Midnight Sun

 * The partial draft: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Other Stuff

 * The Guide: 4.75 out of 5 stars
 * The wardrobe: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The hair: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The makeup: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The acting: 3.25 out of 5 stars (the human performances bring up the score about one star)
 * Taylor Lautner's abs: 8 out of 5 stars
 * The fight scenes: 3.75 out of 5 stars
 * The kissing scenes: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Summit's cleverness of keeping material under wraps: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Robert Pattinson at award shows: 1.5 out of 5 stars (I give him 1 extra star for putting the smooch on Taylor)
 * Ashley Greene's style: 5 out of 5 stars (It's totally impeccable)
 * Kristen Stewart's style: 4 out of 5 stars (She is always SO CLOSE to being absolutely fabulous.)
 * Taylor Lautner's style: 5 out of 5 stars
 * Fansites: 4 out of 5 stars (Because some are on it when it comes to Twilight Saga news.)
 * Stephenie Meyer's writing: 1.75 out of 5 stars
 * Bella Swan/Cullen's personality: -239 out of 5 stars
 * Edward Cullen's personality: -236 out of 5 stars

My Favorite Characters

 * Jacob (LOVE him!!)
 * Rosalie (She's awesome)
 * Emmett (So funny!)
 * (sometimes) Alice
 * The Denali coven (Tanya, Irina, and Kate dated then ate human men? Reow! And they're just awesome anyway)
 * Jane (Tiny but packs a punch)
 * Alec (Cute)
 * Seth (Adorable and optimistic!)Picture66.png
 * Leah (The bomb-shniz)
 * Charlie (The unsung hero)
 * Paul (I love how Alex Meraz says his own name!)
 * Jared (Him in Eclipse with the chicken wing! LOL!)
 * Victoria (Her story is the bomb-shniz)
 * Esme (So sweet)
 * Carlisle (An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but Carlisle's so cute, so screw the fruit.)
 * Riley (I love how he charged through that water. And: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE??!!!")
 * Bree (Interesting background story. I wish she hadn't died.)
 * Jessica (Has the most obvious thoughts in the Midnight Sun partial draft, but she's funny.)
 * Angela (I love Angela and Christian Serratos. Remember Christian as Suzie Crabgrass in Ned's Declassified?)
 * Lauren (I really, really wish she was portrayed in the movies by Rachel McAdams, Hayden Panetteire, Taylor Swift, or Chelsea Kane! Lauren is such a fun character!)
 * Felix (he is so hot! "Immortality suits you." My gosh...)
 * Sue (she is a tough cookie!)
 * The Volturi (when you've got power, USE IT!)

Stereotypes of Twilight Saga Fans (Copy & Past This To Your User Page Please)
If you are a Twilight fan and hate being stereotyped, copy & paste this to your profile. Race, hair color, preferences, or anything in between, stereotyping STILL SUCKS.
 * All fans are raging, obsessive lunatics that should be locked up in a crazy house. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are obsessed with Edward Cullen. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans will cut someone if the Saga is ever bashed. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans wish to be Bella Swan. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are overweight, not really all that attractive, and/or wear gold or red contacts and movie t-shirts all the time. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are personally offended by parodies. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are nerdy teenage girls or women older than their forties that are very lonely. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans have no lives and only spend time in their rooms Googling hate sites and writing rude comments. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are insanely stupid. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are dumping their boyfriends because their boyfriends do not sparkle like Edward Cullen. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans that are guys are pansies that will never get girls. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans scream a lot. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans think of Stephenie Meyer as the best writer in the world and will choke anyone who disagrees. NOT TRUE.
 * All fans are okay with being stereotyped, because that's just how the world works. If you're blonde, you're obviously too dumb to function; if you're gay, you obviously try to hit on every member of your gender; if you're from Mexico, you've obviously crossed the border to get to America; etc. STILL NOT TRUE.

Who I Ship: Couples That I Wish Existed, But Did Not

 * Jacob and Leah (Team Blackwater!)
 * Tanya and Edward (Edanya would be the coolest couple and you know it...)
 * Riley and Bree (Briley would be Interesting...)
 * Bella and Felix (Felix likes her! And he's funny and hot! Woo, Bellilix)
 * Bella and Mike (Mella would be funny)
 * James and Bella (Umm... Go Jella!)
 * Demetri and Heidi (Demeidi would be hot together and you know it.)
 * Jane and Jasper (Janesper would be odd, but interesting.)
 * Taylor Lautner and I (AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)
 * Victoria and Emmett (Emmtoria would be weird, but cool.)
 * Alice and Emmett (Tall and big + tiny = cute. Go Alicmett!)
 * Jacob and Edward (Screw Bella. Fire and ice together works. TEAM JAKEWARD! :D)
 * Mike and Tanya (I read this fanfic about them.... OH MY TWILIGHT. Mikanya)
 * Kate and Jasper (Two cute people make a cute couple! Go Katsper)
 * Kate and Emmett (I dunno...but yeah. Go Katemmett!)
 * Felix and Gianna ("He flashed her a wink and a fierce smile" or something... Felanna or Gialix!)
 * Alice and Jacob (Well, y'know... Jakelice or Alcob!)
 * Jane and Embry (Embrane or Janebry! Hahaha!)
 * Jacob and Tanya (Tancob or Jakeanya!)

Things I Say A Lot

 * That is/ they are BEYOND__________.
 * I'm just saying...
 * ______well, ____
 * Those are baby squirrels growing where his eyebrows should be!
 * Hugsicles!
 * Aw fudge!
 * Aw fudgsicles!
 * Aw peas!Picture777.png
 * Whatever
 * Gleek out!
 * Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.
 * That's nasty!
 * Yeah, whatever.
 * If by _______, you mean ______, then, yeah.
 * (Sarcastically) Aw... Tear. *fakes tear running down right cheek*
 * _______ is the bomb-shniz!
 * Awkward...
 * And pigs fly!
 * Yeah, buddy!
 * Omnomnom!
 * Boombadoomboom boombadoomboom BANG!
 * Oh snap!
 * Whatever floats your boat, I guess....
 * Eww.
 * Team Edward? Haha, you're funny.
 * Awesomesauce!
 * You're doing it wrong.... (Ex: for Edward. "VAMPIRE. You're doing it wrong...."
 * Nuh-uh, boo-boo.
 * Cheers to the freakin' weekend.

Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Thank God I did not bet money on that! Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But I finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, though nobody believed me, and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. And, uh, that's how I was elected to the parliament of Uzebekistan. Just kidding! I got that from the Ke$ha "Blow" music video. I love that video. It is stupid in all the right ways. Anyway, yeah. That's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. So much, that the first disk is scratched and I need a new one! I literally cried when it stopped working. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn twice so far.

My Favorites (At The Moment)

 * Color: PURPLE!
 * TV show(s): America's Next Top Model, Regular Show, Swamp People, GLEE, Toddlers and Tiaras, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, E! News, Jersey Shore, Pranked, etc.
 * Musical artist(s): Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga
 * Song(s): "You and I" by Lady Gaga, "Heavy Metal Lover" by Lady Gaga, and "Love You Like A Love Song" by Selena Gomez & The Scene
 * Pet(s): Tiny turtles!
 * Actor(s): Taylor Lautner (figures...), Shia LaBeouf, Mark Salling, and Chris Colfer
 * Actress(es): Kristen Stewart (figures...), Naya Riviera, and Natalie Portman
 * Twilight book(s): New Moon and Eclipse
 * Twilight movie(s): New Moon, Eclipse, and probably Breaking Dawn Part 2
 * Subject(s): Orchestra, Writing, probably Digital Media
 * Fashion designer(s): Alexander McQueen, Coco Chanel, Gucci, and Louis Vuitton
 * Musical instrument(s): Violin, viola, cello, double bass, piano, electric bass, drums, keyboard, kazoo, etc.
 * Magazine: Seventeen
 * Fashion icons: Ashley Greene, Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Taylor Lautner, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Kate Middleton, and Audrey Hepburn

Songs That Inspire My Fanfic
So I'm writing (imagining, really) this Twilight Saga fanfic. It's a crazy tale. It's like the Twilight Saga meets Welcome To The Rileys meets Mean Girls meets Crank meets a-bunch-of-other-stuff. Bella's story is like Esme's, Rosalie's, Kristina from Crank's, and a bunch of others. So here are some songs that inspire my crazy fanfic:
 * "Unpretty" by TLC - Edward makes Bella feel...well, unpretty.
 * "Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder - Bella and Edward's daughter, Aria (not Nessie!!!), is a wonder.
 * "Highway Unicorn (Road To Lovely)" by Lady Gaga - As the universal theme song of this fanfic, none of these characters ever really find love, but they're trying too.
 * "Judas" by Lady Gaga - Jacob is better for Bella, but Bella clings to Edward. Like she has a choice.
 * "Electric Chapel" by Lady Gaga - Jacob and Bella are in a little affair.
 * "Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem feat. Rihanna - Bella and Edward are in a destructive, abusive relationship. This is the second universal theme song.
 * "You and I" by Lady Gaga - Bella and Jacob's theme as they look back at when they were "crazy kids"...like, a year ago.
 * "Be Good To Me" by Sia - If Bella could tell this to Edward....
 * "Bluebird" by Christina Perri - Another one of Bella's themes.
 * "I'm In Here" by Sia - Bella's personal little miserable world.
 * "Love The Way You Lie (Part II)" by Rihanna feat. Eminem - If you put it together with "Love The Way You Lie", there's the entire theme.
 * "Breathe Me" by Sia - So sad, so good, so this fanfic.
 * "I Was Here" by Beyonce - Strong song, I love it, perfect for my fanfic.

Some of the Best Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * The nickname "Re-name-me"
 * The deleted scenes from the movies
 * What really happened to Lauren
 * The Breaking Dawn movies will include extra bits that weren't in the book
 * The Breaking Dawn 'Part 1 soundtrack will be released on November 8 (One of my friends' birthdays! Miss ya, Ree-Ree!)
 * Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are going to live together
 * Fans were lined up for Comic-Con 2011 on Monday
 * The Breaking Dawn 1 trailer
 * The countdown to the next movie going from triple-digits to double-digits!
 * Kristen Stewart is a fan of Sia!
 * Taylor Lautner is a fan of reality shows! We'd get along perfectly. :D

Some of the Worst Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * Jacob imprinting
 * Rachelle LeFevre being recast
 * Nessie's full first name (It's so bad I refuse to say or type it)
 * Robert Pattinson's new haircut
 * Justin Bieber beating Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson for Male Hottie at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards
 * There is still more than a month left until the next movie!
 * Bella Swan, 'nuff said.
 * Edward Cullen, 'nuff said.
 * Re-name-me Cullen. You guessed it. 'Nuff said.
 * People saying all fans of the Twilight Saga are raging, obsessive lunatics

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies
 * Being a diva

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever....except for Edward Cullen. He can keep his purple object.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Writing music, whether it's song parodies or violin covers of songs. I want to post my Twilight Saga song lyrics here, but I might be ridiculed for it.
 * Going on this wiki and meeting new people! Seriously, if you are reading this, you are awesome.
 * Debating about the Twilight Saga with other people.
 * Being sarcastic.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Reading fanfiction. It just might get me through the summer.
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!
 * The old Disney Channel shows. Bring Raven & Eddie & Chelsea, Kim & Ron & Rufus, Ren & LouisPicture2777.png & Beans, and Penny & LaCienega & Dijonay & Zoey back!

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm)
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm)
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm)
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm)
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am)
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am)
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am)
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am)
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me, EW."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL.
 * "The party don't start till I walk in."-"TiK ToK", Ke$ha (July 18, 2011; 11:55am)
 * "7am wakin' up in the mornin'. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal....Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"-"Friday", Rebecca Black (July 29, 2011; 1:53pm)
 * "I don't ever wanna drink again. I just...ooh, I just need a friend."-"Rehab", Amy Winehouse (R.I.P., Amy!) (July 29, 2011; 1:54pm)
 * "You can fix your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so. You can buy all the makeup the mac can make. But if, if you look inside you. Find out who am I, too, be in a position that makes me feel so d*** unpretty."-"Unpretty", TLC (R.I.P., Left-Eye!) (July 31, 2011; 7:48pm)
 * "And I will pose if I wanna. And I will vogue like Madonna!"-"All I Want Is Everything", Victoria Justice (August 1, 2011; 8:22pm)
 * "I feel pretty and witty and bright."-"I Feel Pretty / Unpretty", Dianna Agron and Lea Michele from Glee (August 1, 2011; 9:07pm)
 * "Off with your head! And dance dance dance 'til you're dead!"-"Thriller / Heads Will Roll", the Glee cast (August 2, 2011; 10:16am)
 * "You can't rain on my parade, I'm sunshine on a cloudy day. Make lemons into lemonade!"-"Just The Way I Am" (from The Buzz On Maggie), Skye Sweetam (August 3, 2011; 9:05pm)
 * "Get on the floor!"-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:02am)
 * "Hi, hater. Kiss kiss, I'll see you later."-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:03am)

Users I Admire On This Wiki

 * Bellscullen (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years.)Emmett_rosalie_lunch.jpg
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page and she's British.)
 * All the admins. (It takes some true power to keep a wiki in order, all with many other users that range in age from under 10 to their 60s and beyond. If this wiki were the Twilight Saga, the admins would be our lovely Volturi, no doubt.)
 * Alexa dreamer20 (She has a really good opinion.)
 * EdwardCu11enRocks (Her opinion is also great and she can get away with being Team Switzerland with a screen name like that.)
 * Mrs.Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix.)
 * GingerAsh (She has awesome fanfiction, and she's really smart too.)
 * Team-jacob girl (She was at the Seattle Twilight Convention too!)
 * Teamcullen (She is totally sweet!)
 * Puddinginthesky (She is a very interesting being....)
 * Scarly (Great fanfic writer, rocks gloves, and reminds me a lot of Alice Cullen!)
 * May Day Girl (West coast girl, loves Pretty Little Liars, awesome)
 * Krashley (Very sweet.)
 * LavendaBrunette (Sister Monster! Funny, crazy, random, awesome person. We were probably sisters in a different life too. Great minds think alike.)
 * Jazzybizzle (Addictive fanfiction, funny personality! Update more "La Push Baby" or I will find you, Jazzy!!!)
 * Teamedward4eva (Funny and cool!)
 * Pucktana88 (Cool, likes Glee, nice, and is a bomb-diggity fanfic writer. Plus, I love the band pictures she's made.)
 * Green Fairy (So, SO talented! And she cares a lot about the users here too!)
 * ILoveTheCullens (Very, VERY sweet.)
 * Twilightsagafan (Fun to chat with!)
 * HeyPeople145 (Also fun to chat with! We met in chat, btw.)
 * VolturiLove (She's true to her beloved Volturi!)
 * BookThief23 (Jacob cakes, ftw. :D)
 * BreeTannerFan (Obsesses over Jacob with me, wants to punch Bella in the face with me....)
 * Ilovestephaniemeyer (Chat hopping couldn't be better with her)

July 1, 2011
I was just on the Glee wiki and the Regular Show wiki.... It's bright there. Now I'm back to the good ole black-n-red. I'm home.

Etc. etc....

 * I just realized that I am going to be so heartbroken when this Saga is over. What will I turn to? Glee? The Vampire Diaries? Only time can tell.



a Twilight picture is worth a million.
-Team Taycob

Music of the Twilight Saga
===thumb|left|300px|My favorite Twilight Saga song...EVER.thumb|300px|right|One of my favoritesthumb|left|300px|I wanna get lost with Taylor LautnerThe movies may not be the best, but the music certainly is. Here are some of my favorite songs from the Twilight Saga. Enjoy. =)===

If you mess with me, I'll seek you out, flay you alive.... One more word, and you won't survive. Ha-ha, just kidding... Sort of.

thumb|300px|left|This song is great, but it makes me feel bad for some reason...

If it weren't for the Twilight Saga, I would not be a huge fan of different music, like indie rock. I would still be jamming to Ke$ha and only Ke$ha here in my room. Thank you, Twilight. Thank you.

The Best Twilight Saga Parodies Yet
Yes, I must even show the parodies. I promise not to show the bad ones, but here are my favorites. They start down here with the Hillywood Show's Eclipse parody. That songs to the left of this,"Roslyn" and "Let's Get Lost", are not parodies. (The Hillywood Show parody is the one with Bella having her arms wrapped around both Jacob and Edward, by the way...)

thumb|300px|right|THE BEST...EVER....PERIOD.thumb|left|300px|And here's Part 2!thumb|right|300px|Great!

thumb|left|300px|I just can't get enough of the Hillywood Showthumb|300px|right|I know... But it had me on the floor laughing.thumb|left|300px|Best parody I've seen today. It's AMAZING.thumb|right|300px|It's not really a parody, but more of an "in a nutshell" video. But it's funny.