User:JasperandDamonhottestvamps



I LOVE Jasper Whitlock and I LOVE Damon Salvatore!!!!!<3

JasperandDamonhottestvamps
Hello my name is Nerming. I know it is a very weird name. Well I have brown hair with brown eyes and i am average size of tallness. I am a very nice. I hate having fights with anyone. Even with those I really hate. I LOVE Twilight!!! Though mostly love Jasper Whitlock Hale. In my opinion I think he is a VERY HOT vampire. I also love The Vampire Diaries. I love Damon Salvatore since he is a badass vampire. I kinda see True Blood. Though it is about REALLY crazed-sex vampires. In my opinion Sookie is ugly. But Eric is very fit. I also have read The Hunger Games and love the trilogy. Though nothing can compare to my favorite couple. ALICE AND JASPER!!!!!! GO TEAM JALICE!!!!<3. I know its akward to end like this but. Have a GREAT day.:)

ALICE
'''Well im going to start with Alice. Alice is sooo cute and sweet!!! I love her sooo much!<3 I always have wished to have a sister like her. Though also, she is a very lucky girl to have Jasper Whitlock Hale. I loved her hair in Twilight. It was soo spiky and cool. In New Moon it wasnt that bad. In Eclipse she looked soo cute with that hair! In Breaking Dawn she looked awesome in my opinion with her hair. Well the point is that I love her hair sooo much. I am like Alice addicted to shopping just like her.'''

"How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?"

"I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her."

EDWARD
'''Well in my opinion I think Edward is very hot. Though not my type. Though im very much indeed in Team Edward. If I were to knew him I would totally trust on him, since he show he is a true gentlemam. I saw how gorgeous he looked in Breaking Dawn. Especially in the weddding. Sooo....GO TEAM EDWARD!!'''

"Do you have any idea of how much you mean to me? How much I love you?"

"Bella...would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?"

ROSALIE
'''Rosalie is a very beautiful women. People will think she is sellfish for being "cold" to Bella. But I truly understand her. She had no choice. She had to become a vampire. She would totally choose to stay as a human. Now Bella, she does have a choice. Rosalie thinks she is choosing wrong because she could do better than being a human. If you are human you could marry, have kids, grandchildrens etc. And that is all Rosalie ever wanted.'''

"If we had happy endings, we'd all be under gravestone now."

"Edward has always been a little strange"

JACOB
'Even though I said that Edward is hot, Jacob is soooo god damn motherf*******ing hot!!!!! I also think he is so nice and caring to Bella. I think is not fair for him to suffer. I personally dont like his imprinting with Reneesme (I think thats how you spell, and yes I admit it, dont hate me for my opinion). But omg!! I will have totally love for him to have had a slight romance with Leah Clearwater. She such a fierce woman; perfect for a guy like him. His personality is so charming and nice, if I were Bella I wouldnt think about it and choose him. Well....thats all I got to say for him! (though I love him with all my heart!) TEAM JACOB!'

"Sorry. I don't have any leeches on my speed dial."

"It's not like love at first sight, really. It's more like.....gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it's not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anything for her.... You becomes whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother."

EMMETT
'Emmmett is like so fucking funny!! He is always soo energetic and fill with life. He is a tremendously fit!! Bro, like omfg you are so damn muscular! His relationship with Rosalie is so awesome; one of my favorite couples in the saga.'

"You're monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."

"Fall down again, Bella?"

ESME
'I always dream with Esme being my second mother (since I love my real mom, sorry). She will always be at your side listening to your problems. Esme will always make sure everything is right and in order. Carlisle and Esme are such a cute couple, so fit for one another.'

"I hope you haven't been showing off- it's rude."

"There are exceptions to every rule."

CARLISLE
'Well now I'm off to Carlisle. I would absolutely LOVE for him to be my f*****ing doctor. He is so handsome, perfect for a beautiful woman like Esme. I think Peter Facinelli was the best choice for the role of Carlisle Cullen. So for all Carlisle's fan overthere; Team Carlisle!'

"Bella is already a daughter to me. A beloved daughter."

"Don't get your family slaughtered for pride."

LEAH
'Leah is so fierce! Like holy shit honey, don't mess with that lil whore! She won't let anyone decide for her. I think I could connect with her since she is not the "Bella" that is dependant from other people. She's been through a lot, and she still alive! She will always defend the people she loves no matter what. I love to see her in wolf form, I think she looks so cool and charming.'

"Claim this, moron."

"Thank you, Captain Obvious."

SETH
'Seth is sooo cute! His little ways of being so fun and at the same time good-looking person. I think his brotherhood with Leah is such a wonderful one. I like his bother-like relationship with Jacob. Well.....sorry but that's all I got to say bout' him.'

"I'm no Alice- you're just predictable."

"You'll hurt her. Let her go."

OTHER TWILIGHT CHARACTERS I LOVE
Well I love TONS og Twilight characters and here is the list and a little summarry of the ones I love.

Character I love

1. Maria- Even though she hurted Jasper, I owe her ALOT for making Jasper into a vampire.

2. Denali Coven- I think they are one of the amazing coven in the WHOLE history

3. Quilete tribes- I love the fact that they will always protect their people

( well not to get this long I love every single Twilght Character; LOL!)

JASPER!
'Okay! Let me chillax a little............Holy shit! OMFG! I FUCKIING love Jasper Whitlock Hale!!! I think he is the hottest vamp in the ENTIRE WORLD! ~squeal~ Whenever I see him a shiver gets in my spine! My heart starts melting at his sight! I have almost everything imaginable of him! Earrings, a necklace, and even a pillow case!! Lol!! You should see me kissing the pillow almost all the time. Well i'm not gonna say no more since I obviously made you guys think I'm a lunatic! LOL ~ guys it's okay, I am normal just that you realized that I swear alot; but lets face it- who doesnt.~'

==Well some funny Harry Potter pics==

My faves movies
I like all sorts of movies really, but here are some that I love.(no particular order)

'1.Twilight series- Well of course Imma put that! Lol, well yes I love Twilight and I can consider myself a Twihard.'

'2.Harry Potter series- Imma admit, I am a Potterhead. I love everything of Harry Potter. My favorite character is actually not a person but an elf, Dobby. I think that Harry Potter is one of the greatest movies ever made.'

'3. The Other Guys- I love this movie. Is a great humoristic movie with Will Ferrel, each sequence they made in that movie made me laugh ot loud!'

'4. Lord of the rings- I wasnt sure about this one but yeah, I do like Lord of the rings. Is just fill with action and a lot of war. Especially with one of my fave actresses Liv Tyler.'

'5. X men series- I love the X men series. Everything that has to do with superheroes satisfy me. My favorite character in the series is Storm<3.'

'6. The Devil Wears Prada-One of my faves movies ever! The Devil Wears Prada is full with drama and humor, and my passion for clothes!'

'7. Freedom Writes- The first time I saw Freedom Writes, I wanted to see it again. I will always watch Freedom Writes since it taught me a valueble lesson.'

Fave Books
'Books are my life, when I grow up I want to be a writer. Reading books is like entering in a whole new world to me. Without them I am nothing. My life connects with books; each word is like a lesson being teached for me. If books were the school, I will learn everyday! These are some of my favorite ones.'

'1. Harry Potter series- These books are my life! My childhood was all about Harry Potter! J.K Rowling is my childhood! She is an amazing writer that wrote the books that will always change my life. Her creativity made a great impact on me. Each day I will sit and read one of her books. Those books were one of the most imaginitive book in the whole history of books.'

'2. The Hunger Games trilogy- I've read the whole trilogy of The Hunger Games and I am totally in love with it. Katniss is my hero and role model. The fact how Suzanne Collins makes the books so ''real is amazing. The way the ending was so bittersweet. The Hunger Games is amazingly good plotted!'''

'3. Diary Of A Wimpy Kid series- Humor is my all time favorite gender. Diary Of A Wimpy Kid has it all packed with great humor. Each page is a new laugh for me; my whole laugh grew nicer with these books. Jeff Kinney is originally a humoristic!'

'4. The Vampire Diaries series- L.J Smith writes incredible! I adore The Vampire Diaries book series! Elena is so fierce in th books, just the way I like it! The way Smith writes the sequences are simuntaneously not ecpected and turns out to be a brilliant idea! The Vampire Diaries is a must read series!'

'5. Gossip Girl series- Cecily von Ziesgezar writes Gossip Girl as good as I love it! Gossip Girl os fill with drama and romance at each page, I think the books are better than the series!'

'6.Pretty Little Liars- Sara Sheppard is a pure genius! I love Pretty Little Liars books. Filled with thrill,suspense,mystery,romance and lots of secrets! She makes the series fill with engrossing sequence at your sight! Is a pure masterpiece.'

Fave T.V series
These are some of my favorites T.V series.

1. The Vampire Diaries- Who can for get The Vampire Diaries! Who can forget Damon! I watch each Thursday The Vampire Diaries without missing one episode!

2. True Blood- I was undecisive.....though, I do like True Blood. The thing about True Blood is that it is a good series, but not for my age. Each episode is sex! I dont mind the bad language they speak, cause I say it every single time! I see it most of the times, sometimes skip some episodes(though cause I dont like Sookie or Bill, I love Eric and Pam!)

3. Gossip Girl- This was hard, I like Gossip Girl but I'm missing this new season! So I dont get a single thing that's happening! Though, I liked the first season since it was like the book.

4. The Secret Circle- I saw The Secret Circle since the first episode aired. I wanted to read the book but did'nt had the time; so I am now watching the series and I LOVE it!

5. Family Guy- LMFAO Family Guy is hilarious! I watch everyday each episode and I just cant contain my laugh!