User:TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

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- Mikash from Sparkle Players Show Choir performance, "Jingle Jingle Jam"

 Heyy!

So you came here to find out about me. I'm flattered! But I'm not that interesting. So...good luck!

By the way, don't you like my info box photo? Jella is flawless.

You can call me TeamTaycob, Taycob, TT, Short-TT (since there is the Long-TT [aka TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl aka the other TeamTaycob] of this Wiki), Dee, or simply K. To start things off, I would like to say that I am pretty nice...unless you bash the things I love. I will defend what and who I love until the very end and beyond. But other than that, I'm a people-person. I like people. In real life I'm sort of shy, but I'm pretty fun to be around. I'm pretty krazy (krazy is wilder than "crazy") too. Some might call me an AN-I-MAL!!! I am passionate about the things I love, and I'm always willing to learn more.

I can be your best friend, your sister, your admirer, or in some cases, your worst enemy, but don't count on that last one.

(You should check out the user page of my bestie, LavendaBrunette, who I tend to call Gaga. "Escaping women's prison, killing boyfriends and committing mass-murder in random diners in the middle of nowhere since March 11, 2010." XD

Lav and I are living proof that long-lost twins can look nothing alike; a Twihard can be best friends with a Potterhead; the connection between Little Monsters is worldwide; and people from Team Edward and Team Jacob can actually be best buds. It's possible, guys.)

I love the Twilight Saga but I always challenge it. I don't adore everything about it because it's not perfect, but it's fun to throw in some what-ifs. In other words, I am a critical fan. Instead of asking why, I ask why not. I love some things about the Twilight Saga but hate other things completely. I can be feisty about the Twilight Saga sometimes. (I honest consider myself a Twilight rebel - I am not your average Twihard.) And yeah, I get why people hate it, but I love it anyway. I like trying out new things like joining things just for the fun of it, and listening to bands and artists I never listen to. I currently love Blue Foundation, Sia, and Florence + The Machine. I love music. I also love to dance. Sometimes people ask me why do I dance. Well, why do they breathe? (I can't take credit; it's from So You Think You Can Dance)

I also like to write. My former Honors Writing teacher says that sometimes I write too much, and my writing is very good for novels. To be honest, I've even written parodies of the Twilight books.

My favorite Twilight books are Eclipse and New Moon. In New Moon, I felt the heartbreak, and I also loved Bella and Jacob's relationship. But of course, she used him! I really dislike Bella. She's absolutely monstrous. Jacob and Bella were made for each other. Eclipse was great because it had the romance and the action and the funnies, but the movie sort of ended like, "Jacob loses, Bella and Edward are happy, the end." Once again, the fact that Jacob and Bella were made for each other is shown. My favorite movies are also Eclipse and New Moon, and for the same reasons. Well, maybe not Eclipse. Ever since I got the DVD, I've been watching it a lot, and now I'm sort of Eclipse'd out. When I watched all three movies in one day, I enjoyed New Moon the most. So, maybe New Moon is my favorite movie. I did not enjoy the Twilight book or movie because it was just, "La-dee-da-dee-da Bella and Edward's 'romance'! Yay!" I hate Bella and Edward's relationship, based entirely on lust. It's shallow with a capital S. And Edward is so controlling and downright mean. He's very creepy too. I really dislike Edward, as well as Bella. Do you know how many times in the Twilight book he insulted Bella in some way?? Ugh! In real life, I would be FREAKING SCARED TO DEATH by Edward. A boy that's stalking me, obsessing over me, and seems funny about it? Nuh-uh, boo-boo. He makes me want to throw up. On the other hand, I love love love love love Jacob, except in Breaking Dawn and some of Eclipse. I am Jacobsessed (yes, honey, it's a new word, but I did not make it up; TeamTaycobsessiveObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl did, and the word kicks butt.) The only characters that I did not want to slap across the face in Breaking Dawn, however, were Emmett and the Denali coven. (By the way, did you read about the Denalis in the Guide? They dated human men and then ate them! Reow!) I disliked the Breaking Dawn book for a lot of reasons that I'd rather not go into right now....I think I'm going to love the movies though. Especially Part 2. I'm sick of the little whiny, annoying Miss Mary Sue herself aka Bella sitting on the sidelines like a complete moron and not doing anything. I can't wait to see her be the strong vampire goddess that she is supposed to be.

Um, I think that's it.

I don't hate Bella and Edward. I don't particularly like them, but...

Oh, and I promise that I don't bite...unless I'm provoked. ;)

If you have a question about me, or just want to say hi, or anything in between, don't hesitate to leave a message on my talk page! You fabulous Wikiers bring smiles to my face everyday.

Have fun!

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How 'bout you take a poll? (Don't worry; it's anonymous.) - Opening Credits
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What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt? Play cards with her. Discuss religion with her. I don't know.... Hug her awkwardly. Have a meaningful talk about Twilight with her. Dance and sing like a maniac with her. Discuss different things with her that shouldn't be mentioned here because this is a PG-13 website. Pray for myself. Read Fifty Shades of Grey to her.

Team Jacob until the very end and beyond because the awesomeness never dies. (Plus other teams I am on) - Act I
Me: Twilight Saga fan favorite grams! Kate, two for you. Jacob Black? FOUR for you, Jacob Black! You go, Jacob Black. And uh, do we have an "Eleazee" here?

Eleazar: It's Eleazar.

Me: Oh, one for you, Eleazar. Here ya go. AndnoneforEdwardCullenandBellaSwanbye...

As a disclaimer, I am on Team Everyone besides Bella, Edward, and Re-name-me. So there. Oh and Caius, too. He's a crusty old fart.

Anyone who is on Team Jacob (or anyone who wants to understand him) needs to read this.
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Being Jacob Black, a New Moon extra, is amazing. If there is one thing I am glad that Stephenie Meyer has written, it's this. It's loads better than Midnight Sun, in my opinion. I've always wondered how it feels to be Jacob Black, and with this, I now have a good idea. It must suck. But it's in Jake's perspective, and I still love it. The only thing that could make this better would be if I could read the entire New Moon and Eclipse novels in Jacob's great perspective. Stephenie Meyer has started Midnight Sun, Twilight in Edward Cullen's perspective, so why not? Jacob is much, MUCH greater than Edward (and I don't give a flying f**k about Edward's stalkerish, twisted perspective, anyway), so it's only fair. So to get to my point, here is the link to Being Jacob Black, one of my favorite pieces of writing out of the entire Twilight Saga. You should read it. It's good. It kills flays Bella and Edward's perspectives combined alive.

Being Jacob Black

And why I am on Team Jacob, for the record.
I do not prefer Jacob because he's hot. No. Not at all. Being hot is a plus, but that's not why I love him. Jacob also isn't perfect, like Edward is, in others' eyes. I can list some of Jacob's flaws, in fact: But there are also reasons why I love him: And my most important reason:
 * He's stubborn.
 * He can be rude.
 * He's sarcastic.
 * He can be immature.
 * He can be pushy.
 * Okay, and yeah, he can be an ass. But most teenage boys are asses.
 * He grows and matures a lot as a character.
 * He actually understands Bella, so he doesn't have to guess what she's thinking.
 * He makes Bella happy, whereas Edward makes Bella nervous and paranoid.
 * He truly loves Bella, and Bella truly loved (yes, loved, not loves anymore) him.
 * He doesn't give cryptic little remarks; he's to-the-fricking-point
 * He has a pulse and a sense of humor.
 * He and Bella have equal power in their relationship.
 * He's very forgiving.
 * Who the hell wants to cuddle with a fricking corpse?
 * He's fun!
 * He doesn't sparkle.
 * He makes Bella feel safe and secure.
 * He fights for what he wants.
 * He didn't get a good ending, so he'll live in my heart forever.

He isn't perfect.

I know a sense of humor, a pulse, love, equal power, honesty, warmth, happiness, forgiveness, safeness, security, effort, fun, and character growth may not be your cup of tea, but it certainly is mine. Jacob isn't perfect, and I love him for that. Perfection is boring. Perfection is predictable. Perfection won't teach you anything. I love Jacob flaws and all.

Now shut the f**k up about all Jacob fans being on Team Jacob because he's hot.

My Favorite Pages

 * Breaking Dawn (films)
 * Denali Coven
 * Jacob Black
 * Tanya
 * Kate
 * Carmen and Eleazar
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Seth Clearwater
 * Rosalie Hale
 * Emmett Cullen
 * Volturi
 * Felix
 * Easter eggs
 * Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale
 * Taylor Lautner
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Imprinting
 * Gallery:Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Breaking Dawn movie screenshots
 * Gallery:Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner
 * Gallery:Jacob Black and Bella Swan
 * Bella Swan and Jacob Black
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Breaking Dawn movie quotes
 * Gallery:Quileutes
 * Shape-shifter
 * Leah Clearwater
 * Paul Lahote
 * Gallery:Ashley Greene
 * Gallery:Julia Jones
 * Gallery:Tinsel Korey

About my username
(If it wasn't obvious enough.)

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When I was coming with a name on here, I wanted something about Taylor Lautner or Jacob Black to be part of it. Why not show my love for some of my favorite character or celeb every time I post something, probably annoying the crap out of others? Well, I couldn't decide, and then I remembered a combination of "Taylor" and "Jacob" I had seen somewhere, called Taycob. (There was even such thing as Taycob Blautner.) Clever, huh? Whoever made that up deserves an award or something. The "SoDealWithIt" part of my name was all me. I'm a self-proclaimed sass-master, ha-ha. My full name, "TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt", really just shows that I am on Team Taycob (Taylor and Jacob), so you'll just have to accept it. If you can't accept it...well, that just sort of sucks for you.



Variations

 * TeamTaycob (I forgot who initially came up with this one. I think it was me.)
 * Taycob (Thought up of by Twilightsagafan.)
 * TTSDWI (First said by either LuckyTimothy or Puddinginthesky. I forgot. :P)
 * Tay (First said by CarlaCullen...I like this nickname a lot. :D)
 * Tay Tay (First said by CarlaCullen. She comes up with nice nicknames. :D)
 * TT (First said by LuckyTimothy.)
 * Short Double-T (invented in a fit of devilry by MinorStoop, to distinguish the bearer from the Long TT elsewhere on the wiki :-P, but not yet used) (Thanks for that, MS. - [You're welcome, Double-T. :)])
 * Short-TT (invented by MinorStoop)
 * Boss-TT (invented by MinorStoop)
 * Chief-TT (invented by MinorStoop)

Other acceptable names

 * Dee
 * K
 * Mrs. Taylor Lautner
 * Mrs. Jacob Black
 * Honey B (only if you're a close friend; it'll be awkward if otherwise)
 * Bee/Bey (they're pronounced the same way)

About my avatars
I've noticed that when I first became a member on this Wiki that I mainly used avatars of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner together...and I regret nothing. Then I remembered that I started using avatars of my favorite on-screen team aka Kristen, Taylor, and Robert. (Yes, I did let the filthy hobo sneak into my avatar photo. Shocking, I know. [No worries, though, I like Robert]) Then I went to strictly Taylor Lautner, my favorite actor/model/personality/dancer/cute person in the entire world. It's rare that I use an avatar that isn't of Taylor now. So, the real question about my avatar is, What photo of Taylor Lautner will I use next? If you know me and my obsession with Taylor, you know it will be smokin'. ;) But on the other hand, I love photos of Taylor and Kristen together, too, so you'll probably see those around now. Taysten is too cute to ignore. And if my avatar is ever not of Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taysten, Jella, or my triple-threat bitches (aka Tay, Kris, and Robert), then it will be of someone or something I'm currently obsessing over. (I have one that includes Lana Del Rey that's saved and ready to use in my computer, but I'm not sick of my current avatar yet.) I like to shake things up.

UPDATE : I've started making edits of photos, so after I edit a photo, it will most likely be my next avatar! :)

To clear things up...
I am, in fact, a Twilight fan. People tend to say that I am not a fan at all just because I do not like Bella and Edward. I am a critical fan, people. Believe me, they exist. There are some in the world. After all, we couldn't function without them. I am also a total Twihard. I've examined this piece of work long and hard, and I still am. I could tell you nerly anything you want to know about the Twilight Saga. Which cast members wore wigs or had their hair dyed, how the supernatural abilities work, why so-and-so did what, etc. Just because I don't cream my panties over Edward, I don't imagine myself as Bella, and I tend to bash characters doesn't mean I am not a fan. I am an avid fan of the Twilight Saga. I love the series for its better characters and their histories, not for Edward and Bella. I can even give some cons to the imperfect Jacob Black. I love him because he isn't perfect. I am one of the few fans that can admit to the Twilight Saga's pros and cons. I'm just keeping it real, guys. Love me or hate me.

And, uh, dontholdanythingyouseefrommyTwitterorTumblrorInstagramorfanfictionoranythingelseagainstmebye.

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Pages created by me

 * Gallery:Alex Rice
 * Gallery:Team Jacob
 * Weird Twilight-Related Acts We Admit We've Done Before
 * Comic Con 2011
 * Comic Con 2009
 * 101 Things Twilight Taught Me
 * W Magazine
 * Lady Gaga Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Ke$ha Songs and Nicki Minaj Songs To Describe The Twilight Saga
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Kids' Cartoon Characters That Remind Me of Twilight Characters
 * Nylon Magazine
 * GQ Magazine
 * Vogue
 * Elle Magazine
 * Why you should love Taylor Lautner
 * 10 Reasons To Be On Team Shut-Up-And-Let's-Just-All-Get-Along
 * Breaking Dawn Part 1 (trailer 2)
 * Reasons to love the Denali Coven!
 * If the Twilight Saga was like Glee...
 * Seventeen Magazine
 * Great quotes from Breaking Dawn that barely get any love
 * Underappreciated &amp; Misunderstood Characters and Why You Should Give Them Some Love
 * Gallery:Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner
 * Reasons Why The Cullens Really Aren't That Cool
 * Gallery:Denali Coven
 * Breaking Dawn movie quotes
 * Michael Wilkinson
 * Twilight reviews
 * New Moon reviews
 * Eclipse reviews
 * Breaking Dawn reviews
 * 10 reasons why I dislike Edward Cullen
 * Template: User Team Carmen
 * Template: User Team Tanya
 * Template: User Team Kate
 * Breaking Dawn Part 2 (trailer 1)
 * Comic Con 2012
 * Breaking Dawn - Part 2 soundtrack
 * Breaking Dawn - Part 2 score

Twilight

 * Blood Type
 * Scary Stories
 * Port Angeles
 * Complications
 * Confessions
 * Mind Over Matter
 * The Hunt
 * Hide-And-Seek
 * Epilogue: The Occasion

New Moon

 * Party
 * The End
 * Waking Up
 * Repetition
 * Adrenaline
 * Third Wheel
 * Killer
 * Family
 * Paris
 * The Funeral
 * Epilogue: Treaty

Eclipse

 * Ultimatum
 * Motives
 * Imprint
 * Switzerland
 * Unhappy Ending
 * Legends
 * Time
 * Newborn
 * Declaration
 * Wager
 * Compromise
 * Trails
 * Fire and Ice
 * Monster
 * Ethics
 * Epilogue: Choice

Breaking Dawn

 * Gesture
 * Unexpected
 * Waiting For The Damn Fight To Start Already
 * Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming
 * Some People Just Don't Grasp The Concept Of "Unwelcome"
 * You Know Things Are Bad When You Feel Guilty For Being Rude To Vampires
 * Too-Much-Information Alert
 * What Do I Look Like? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go Ahead. Take Mine. Take Everything I Have.
 * There Are No Words For This.
 * First Hunt
 * Favor
 * Irrisistable
 * Talented
 * Company
 * Declared
 * Vampire Index

Twilight (aka the iconic soundtrack)

 * "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse - Personally, I can't stand the song, but it is pretty iconic with Twihards. I don't know why.
 * "Leave Out All The Rest" by Linkin Park - Come on. The vocals. The actual musical part. It's mellower than other songs, but it's nice.
 * "Spotlight (Twilight Remix)" by Mutemath - This is such a cool song! Love it.
 * "Go All The Way (Into The Twilight)" by Perry Ferrell - It's such a weird song and that's what I love about it. HAPPY DAYS, WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY.
 * "Eyes On Fire" by Blue Foundation - The aboslute BEST of the first movie's soundtrack. You can't tell me this song isn't cool as fuck. Love. It. To. Death.
 * "Flightless Bird, American Lullaby" by Iron & Wine - Okay. Okay.

New Moon (aka the quality soundtrack)

 * "Meet Me On The Equinox" by Death Cab For Cutie - If you don't love this song, what are you doing with your life?
 * "Friends" by Band of Skulls - Lol, one of the only Twilight Saga songs I know EVERY word to. Great song.
 * "Possibility" by Lykke Li - aka the really depressing song that everyone loves. Including me.
 * "A White Demon Love Song" by The Killers - This song really took some time for me to listen to it, and MAN I HAD BEEN MISSING OUT. Omfg. I had this song for like two years and I didn't listen to it once until I was bored one day. Great song.
 * "Satellite Heart" by Anya Marina - Great song.
 * "I Belong To You (New Moon Remix)" by Muse - The best thing Muse has done on a Twilight soundtrack.
 * "Roslyn" by Bon Iver and St. Vincent - When two great artists collab for a great movie, MAGIC JUST HAPPENS. I am so in love with "Roslyn."
 * "Shooting The Moon" by OK Go - Loooooooooooooove this one. Makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
 * "Slow Life" by Grizzly Bear feat. Victoria Legrand - I like to pair this one with "Roslyn." Same feels emerge from both.

Eclipse (aka the dangerous soundtrack)

 * "Eclipse (All Yours)" by Metric - Well, duh.
 * "Heavy In Your Arms" by Florence and the Machine - Looooove this one.
 * "My Love" by Sia - aka the one where Bella and Edward make out. Beautiful song.
 * "Chop And Change" by The Black Keys - BEST. FUCKING. THING.
 * "Rolling In On A Burning Tire" by The Dead Weather - Really sexy and cool.
 * "Let's Get Lost" by Beck and Bat For Lashes - LoveloveloveloveLOVE this song. Very fresh and nice.
 * "A Million Miles An Hour" by Eastern Conference Champions - aka Jacob's porn theme. Okay. Love this. Love this just a little too much. Unf.

Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (aka the turning point soundtrack)

 * "Endtapes" by The Joy Formidable - The first song from a Twilight movie to make me dance.
 * "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars - Come onnnn. I stayed home from school "sick" to experience the release of this song. Love it.
 * "Turning Page" by Sleeping At Last - aka the song I hate because it's always stuck in my head. Cute song.
 * "Neighbors" by Theophilus London - aka the FIRST RAP SONG IN THE TWILIGHT SAGA EVER. It's about time. "Neighbors" is really fucking good.
 * "I Didn't Mean It" by The Belle Brigade - aka the sassy one that everyone loves. Really cool.
 * "Sister Rosetta (2011 Version)" by Noisettes - aka the really feminine one that Bella shaved her legs to. CAPTURE THE SPIRIT.
 * "Northern Lights" by Cider Sky - aka the twinkly one that played for Jella and DESTROYED MY EMOTIONS.
 * "Flightless Bird, American Mouth (Wedding Version)" by Iron & Wine - aka the one that didn't even play in the movie and I really fucking don't know why. Just as lovely as the original.
 * "Cold" by Aqualung & Lucy Schwartz - aka one of the best fucking collaborations in the Saga ever. Sing for the lion and lamb. ;D

Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (aka the crazy, electropop soundtrack)

 * "Where I Come From" by Passion Pit - Really, really cute. Passion Pit really fucking rocks.
 * "Bittersweet" by Ellie Goulding - aka the song that's almost impossible to sing along to. Really great song.
 * "Fire In The Water" by Feist - aka the song where Bella and Edward fuck as vampires for the first time. Really, really hot song.
 * "Everything And Nothing" by The Boom Circuits - aka the song that's really great but it hurts me inside. It's like BD-2's "Roslyn."
 * "The Antidote" by St. Vincent - aka the song that's really sassy and weird but also very bump and grind like and full of orgasms... which is weird because it played in a Bella/Emmett scene. Unf tho.
 * "Speak Up" by POP ETC - aka THE SONG THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS AND MAKES ME CRY.
 * "Heart Of Stone" by Iko - aka the really lovely one that I'll never get sick of.

Got a secret... can you keep it? - Act II
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(They're such a good-looking cast, oh my god.)

Yeah, I'm one of them. I'm in absolute love with Pretty Little Liars, that mysterious show full of surprises, secrets, awesome fashion, and very, VERY attractive men. This show really has everything I need, haha. It's just perfect. Even as it's easy to get into, it's hard to keep up with. If you miss an episode, you'll be confused by the next one. If you blink, you WILL miss something, because people appear and disappear all the time. It's strange. Now, I'll go over some of the characters.

Aria Montgomery
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I don't get why everyone loves Aria so much. Yes, she is adorable, but her character in itself is just boring to me. Her relationship with Ezra started out hot, but then it became boring as dirt. I wish Ezra was still her teacher, haha. Aria's smart, though. Impulsive as hell, but smart and caring, nonetheless. I guess her family is the one that I can relate to the most. Her style's great, but I wouldn't wear half the stuff that she does. Lucy Hale is a flawless human being.

I'm still sick of Ezria, though.

Emily Fields
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Whom I still call "the weakest link" in my head, haha. Emily started out so weak, but she grew so much. Ugggghhhh, I love Emily. I'm so proud of her for being herself. She and Maya were the bomb together. (Lol I don't care for Paige.) Emily's so great, though. I love her style in season two so much, oh my gosh. Grays, blacks, leather, loose tops... I swear, I must have been channeling her the last couple of times I went shopping. Shay Mitchell is also a flawless human being. The end.

Spencer Hastings
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Straight off the bat, I LOVED SPENCER SO MUCH. Jesus, I can relate to her so damn much (I mean, minus making out with family members' boyfriends). She's such an over-achiever, my goodness. And she has to get things done. Spencer is just... perfect. Her fashion's cute, haha. I wouldn't wear any of that, but it's still cute. Her Homecoming look in season one was gorgeous, though. And, like Lucy and Shay, Troian Bellisario (PERFECT NAME, I TELL YOU. PERFECT. NAME.) is a flawless human being.

Hanna Marin
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Hanna. Marin. Is. My FAVORITE. I love Hanna. I love her so much. She's easily the most developed character. She's sarcastic, funny, flawed, amazing, etc. I love her. She's also relatable. So, so relatable. I just love Hanna. I do. She's the bomb. Her style is perfect. Has me drooling each episode. Ashley Benson is a flawless human being. Bye.

Alison DiLaurentis
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It took me a very long time to learn to love Alison DiLaurentis, lol. At first, I hated her, but then I realized that Ali was a sly bitch that knew how to get what she wanted. What a shame that she was murdered... supposedly. It's just sneaky as hell how she rarely told her friends anything, when she had something on all of her friends. She also understood all her friends. I don't care for Ali's style. Sasha Pieterse is cool, but I think the main reason why I don't like Alison is because Sasha played the little Ice Princess from Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Lawl, no wonder why I don't like Ali.

Bella Swan Bella Swan and Edward Cullen make me feel sad and annoyed DISGUSTED.
(Not for Bella and Edward fans. No offense to those that like them, but I really, really don't.)

Reasoning With Vampires is a great blog on Tumblr. There's a link below too, actually. But here, I'd like to point out that Bella is sad, self-hating, stubbon, selfish, and stupid. So here are some of the pictures (evidence and analysis, really) from Reasoning With Vampires. Twihards, beware. Reasoning With Vampires bashes the Twilight Saga, but it is a very clever and good blog. Dana is so freaking spot-on. (Too small for ya? Click to zoom in and go!)

I was looking around the Wiki, and found an old comment of mine on a blog on why I hate Bella.

''Hmm... Let's see, shall we? Ready, set, GO: She's whiny; she's a flake; she's a lazy, do-nothing that does not deserve Edward nor Jacob; she takes too long to get over a guy; she's so perfect; she is WAY BEYOND a Mary Sue; she doesn't mind being stalked; she's obsessive; her self-esteem is dangerously low; she is both selfish and selfless (weird!); she relies on guys way too much; she's the tease created by Hades!; she's a maneater; she USED Jacob; she's a hypocrite; the only person she can accept wholly for who they are is... *drumroll* Edward!; she's BEYOND easy (especially for Edward); she's lame; she treats other humans like dirt; she has almost zero sense of humor (Edward has zero); she's BEYOND annoying; she doesn't want a makeover from Alice (who wouldn't want one?? It's from Alice!); she takes a lot of things for granted; her attitude sucks; she barely grows as a character throughout the entire Saga; Leah or Rosalie hasn't beaten her up yet (JK... well, sort of); she's so childish; she can be a brat at times; guys flock over her when she's really just terribly mediocre; she's boring; her whole life is about.... guess who? Edward!; she needs a life outside of Edward; if she's well-rounded, then I am a whiz at the slope concept. I suck at slope, therefore, Bella is not the least bit well-rounded; she's an anti-feminist; she isn't exactly the perfect role model; she makes women look bad; Melinda Sordino from "Speak" or Jessica from "Zathura" could kick Bella's sorry butt in a heartbeat; etc. As for her appearance: her eyes are slightly beady; her wigs in "Eclipse" were pretty pathetic; her fashion sense is a little on the lame side, but I do really like her jackets, it's the weirdest thing; she almost always looks unhappy, a tad hungover, so worn out that she needs a good eight hours of sleep, and like she'd rather be someplace else; and it wouldn't kill her to dress up a little for a graduation party (I know she did in the book, but not so much in the movie). The appearance things aren't really her fault, so I don't like to mention them. I mean, how superficial is that? Judging people by how they look is so shallow. ''

That's it. I'm awesome.

Bella: Can I just say that we don't have a character problem in this series, and that some of shouldn't have to take this workshop because some of us are just victims in this situation?

''Me: That's probably true. How many of you have ever felt personally victimized by Bella Swan?''

Jacob, Edward, and all humans (since humans are stupid, worthless slobs [according to Bella]): *raise hands*

Can I stage an intervention for these characters? Please?
A good, true quote:


 * "In a healthy relationship, each person is allowed to have their own friendships. No one has the right to control another person's activities or approve their friends. Isolating you from the people you love, limiting what you do, harassing you, being jealous, suspicious or paranoid -- these are manipulative and unfair actions."


 * -- loveisrespect.org

Edward. Is. A horrible. Boyfriend. He dictates Bella's relationships and friendships; he controls Bella's activities; he isolates her from her friends and family members; he controls her every move; he gets totally jeaous; he's suspicios and paranoid...I don't see anything good about this boy. Others can say that he's trying to "protect" Bella because he "loves" her, but if he truly loved her, he would give her what she wants and let her do what she wants. The worse part is that Bella is accepting of Edward's actions. What Bella and Edward have is not love, kids.

Twilight Fanfics That I Love
I am an avid fanfic reader and writer, but to be quite fricking honest, I don't have the patience for massive, boring fanfics. I tend to gravitate towards one-shots of Jacob and Bella, one-shots in general, very VERY short fanfics, and comedies. Party With The Backstabbers is longer than eight chapters, but it's fricking hilarious, so I'm still hanging around. But seriously. I'm not patient. Anyway, here are the fanfics that I actually do have the patience for:

Party With The Backstabbers
This is seriously one of the best Twilight fanfics I have ever read. The author, FireTurnsToAsh, makes Bella so fun. The story itself is fun, hilarious, and totally original. Bella just wants to be popular, that's all. READ IT. My favorite excerpt:

'''I stood up and walked to the front of the class. I waited until everyone was inside and on their seats. The teacher was late, so this was the perfect time. "Guys, I have something relatively important to tell you. Last Saturday, I had sex and it was decent. I just thought that you should know that I lost my virginity. That is all."'''

Release
Release is such a sweet, warm fanfic. Tanya is always look at as the evil and manipulative whore, but the author, our own LavendaBrunette, changes that up. It takes place at Bella and Edward's wedding and it's gorgeous. You won't regret reading it.

Drifting Through Life
Now, this author (also known as Scarly here) doesn't regularly write Twilight fanfics, or dark, emotional fanfics in general. But Dream Of Rose Petals is a great writer. I could give her the topic of crap and she would nail it. I don't know half the stuff she writes about, but I end up loving her writing style anyway. Dream Of Rose Petals takes on Bella Swan's depression in New Moon, month by month, in Drifting Through Life (because honestly, Stephenie Meyer wasted a buttload of paper with Bella's depression in New Moon). It's great.

More Than Just Friends
Cute, sexy, and fun...This story cannot go wrong. Not for the young fanfictioners, though. It has a lemon! This fanfic makes me happy and sad at the same time. Why did Bella have to leave for college?! *le frickin' sniffle* Just read this. Jella, man...Unf. But really. This is good stuff here.

Come and Live
Thoughtful, raw, and real... this fanfic is fricking amazing. It's just SO GOOD. It brought tears to my eyes. This may be my new favorite fanfic ever. It's touching and amazing. BLESS THIS FANFIC.

Anger Management
Yes, this is the best Leah fanfic ever. It's even Leah/Paul. It's so good, it's so good, IT'S SO GOOD.

Your Heart Remained the Same
Okay, this fanfic is like four years old.

AND IT'S PERFECT. IT'S THE BEST ONE-SHOT I'VE EVER READ. I'M STLL CRYING. I'M SOBBING MY EYES OUT. I'M CRYING AN OCEAN. I'M RECONSIDERING LIFE. EVERYTHING HURTS. MY HEART DID NOT REMAIN THE SAME. LIFE SUCKS.

NO EXCERPTS. IT'S ALL AMAZING.

Update: So it's been almost two hours since I've read it. Still crying. As a word of advice, don't listen to "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey after reading this. Don't. I'll never be the same. Everything hurts.

Update: It has now been about 12 hours since I first read it. Everything still hurts.

Another update: It's the next day and I cried like 5 times today over this fanfic. I'm a huge baby and it just... sucks. Best one-shot ever. Fucking best thing I've ever read. The best.

No Monsters And No Magic
Whoop-di-dee, another perfect fanfic for me! Really, it's perfect. It's long, and funny, and cute, and hot, and heartbreaking. It's just perfect. It's not as sad as Your Heart Remained the Same (THANK GOD) but it's just so ajalkrfjaf. I love it.

How Quickly is Forever
This fanfic opened up something in me that I never thought it existed, holy crap. I guess my strange fetish for Renesmee-and-Jacob-are-together-but-WHOOPS-Jake-and-Bella-still-have-feelings-for-each-other fanfics caught on, forcing me to read How Quickly is Forever in one sitting. This fanfic is just so great. It's scandalous, and the ending is the most wicked, AMAZING ending to a fanfic I've ever read. And thus, my Jella feels returned. I now (and will continue to) ship Jacob and Vampire Bella. Because forget logic.

Crave
Also known as Jella fanfiction royalty. Seriously, it's up there with How to Seduce a Werewolf and Bet On Me, though I never tried those fics since I'm a wimp. Crave is art. Pure art. It's really angsty and almost a bit much for me, but I love it. I can't stop. This isn't a frilly Jella story (though I do LOVE those, haha); it's the tale of what happens when phasing fucks up a reservation. And oh is it complicated.

Illusion and Disillusion
I have a strange obsession with post-BD fanfics where Bella gets jealous of Renesmee and Jake and Bells have feelings for each other and things just get complicated. And I regret nothing.

Destructive Desire
'My mind wasn't my own anymore. It had gotten up, packed its bags, and went far, far away from here. There was no gravity or logic or sense of right and wrong anymore. [...] Edward and I had this pull on each other, it seemed. We just needed each other, in some of the most natural - and unnatural - ways possible. We always had. We needed each other like a drug, and without each other, we would mentally fall apart. It was an ugly, destructive desire we had for each other.'

This is my very first fanfic - ever. It's the reason I'm into fanfiction in the first place. Like.. I would have never even bothered if it weren't for this. ''DD? ''is my baby.? If you have a problem with Edward being the bad guy or Bella being a dumb-ass with know way to prove herself or just thematic elements in general, do not read this fanfic. If you do and become sad and/or want to punch me in the face, then I warned you. If you're protective over Edward, this is NOT for you. He ain't good, sweetie. If you're protective over Bella, then this definitely is not for you. She's not good, either. If you think you can handle this (since it's fairly queasy, at least later on), then good fucking luck. Also, this fanfic is still in the making. It's so close to the end, though. Bella, Bella/Edward, and Bella/Jacob (as well as some Bella/other people nobody cares about). We all need some Jella in our lives. ;) Oh, and did I mention that Bella's basically narrating this from her grave? Yeah. All human. WON'T BE COMPLETED FOR A WHILE. IS ACTUALLY MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH. IS ALMOST OVER, ACTUALLY. Done. Like. Dinner. Baby.

Update 1: Ooh, and last night I was fiddling around on Microsoft Word, and I copied and pasted the entire thing of this fanfic, to see that it's 150+ pages long. Holy crap, it's like I'm writing a book, man.

Update 2: It turns out, my reviewers hate Bella more than they hate Edward. And they enjoy Jacob. ...Well, cool.

Update 3: As of the 27th chapter, this story is about 190 pages long.

Update 4: With thirty chapters, it is 218 pages long.

Update 5: Thirty-one chapters, and it's almost over.

Update 6: Thirty-four chapters, so close to the end, just one chapter left. Hit 100,000+ words. Longest crap ever.

Update 7: I've finished the final chapter and the concluding author's note. All that's left to do is put them up and mark the story as complete.

Update 8: It's over. It's complete. I made it. Finally. It's about 279 pages long, and just over 101,000 words long. Next time you find a book, stop at page 279 and think, "Hey, Taycob wrote something this long." Lol.

Update 9: ...I might post some outtakes in the future. It'll include outtakes from? ''Blur.? ''But I might.

Breaking Dawn Arm Wrestling: Remixed and Remastered
'She looked like she was going to shit her pants, if she could. She seemed to have noticed my assumption, so her face was smooth in moments. She would break into a metaphorical sweat soon, I could just tell.'

'Bella set down her elbow. "Okay, Emmett," she said. "I win, and you cannot say anything—anything!—about my sex life to anyone, not even Rosalie. No allusions, no innuendos, no nothing. If so, I'm going to kick your ass."'

This was my first complete fanfic; it's a one-shot. It's just a stupid, irrelevant play on if Emmett had beat Bella at arm wrestling in Breaking Dawn. I don't even know. Bella/Emmett. Rated S for stupid.. COMPLETED.

Femme Fatale
'I had been trumped for the first time in my life, by Paul Lahote. Beat me at my own game of trumping others and being right. Of all people, it just had to be Paul. And that wasn't fair. I would have rather been cheated on by Sam again than to realize that Paul had trumped me and had been right for once. Because one thing was correct, and that was that I probably had feelings for Paul. It was a slim chance, but I probably did. And Paul knew. He knew something for once.'

I got this idea yesterday, and I couldn't leave it alone. Femme Fatale (French for "fatal female") is a Leah fanfic, and she's excited to start a new life in Seattle. She's twenty, single, and studying marine biology. One problem: the cocky, teasing Paul Lahote is her roommate. All human! Leah/Paul. WON'T BE COMPLETED FOR A WHILE.

Update: Like the Diary, IT'S RETURNED. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Update 2: I've updated again, and now I've decided that Femme Fatale is most definitely going to stay.

Update 3: Monday is the update day of the week!

Update 4: ...But sometimes I update on Tuesdays.

Marry The Night
'Right then, as I silently stared at the night sky with Jacob, I realized that I had been over-thinking every little thing, and there was no reason to. Jacob and I couldn't go back. I wouldn't allow us to go back. This, right here, was perfection. I had to marry my fears, marry my flaws, and marry anything that I'd ever doubted about myself. This was all me right here, right now. I refused to let this be ruined for myself. '

This is just a frilly little Jella one-shot. It would have been part of Destructive Desire, but I'm not that far yet, and I felt like writing this as soon as I could, rather than waiting a trillion chapters. Fluffy cuteness is all that this short fanfic contains. :) COMPLETE.

Blur
'As I stared out my window when the airplane finally lifted into the air, the chains that I'd had to Benjamin were finally broken. I didn't forget him, and his importance didn't grow smaller. Fuck no. But, I did finally let go of the grief. Benjamin hadn't deserved to die. Nobody does. But what happened, happened. I couldn't take it back. Benjamin was still in my heart. I would probably miss him forever. And I'd learned something, too: I wasn't invincible. I wasn't a superhuman that could do anything I wanted without paying for it. I was just me, whoever that was.'

'I was glad I'd realized this. If I didn't realize this sooner, I knew exactly where I would be: under my grave at just seventeen years old.'

(Fuck yeah, I finally completed a fanfic that isn't a one-shot.) Blur is a prequel of Destructive Desire. When I think about Destructive Desire I think about the characters' pasts and how it has influenced their current lives and futures. Edward was a divorce kid, always quiet to himself, seeking some sort of love that he never received. I knew that straight off the bat. And I probably won't explore that for a while. But what about Bella? Bella didn't move around to California and everything, and she didn't visit her father in Forks - like, ever. She was almost-born and completely raised in Phoenix, Arizona. So what, exactly, did she do in Phoenix? Being the crazy writer that I am, of course she couldn't have had a decent life. Blur is my wild take of Bella Swan's life in Phoenix before she moves to Forks and shares a disgusting, destructive desire with Edward Cullen. Just eight chapters and an end note long; fifty-something pages total. Very short. DONE LIKE DINNER, BABY! *ultimate pelvic thrust*

Sweet Dreams
'Esme had her "special plans" mapped out for four months now. She had thought about it every day and every night. She had everything planned perfectly. When to do the act, where to put the remainders...Esme was clever, sharp as a knife, and incredibly quick. She didn't feel bad about any of this now, though.'

My dear friend Alice is afraid of Esme Cullen. At first I didn't understand, but later she told me that Esme seems like one of those housewives that is never suspected when her family has been brutally murdered. I can't say I don't agree. That analogy was accurate with a capital A. So because Alice had given me this insane idea, I couldn't leave it alone. Sweet Dreams is the twisted one-shot of when things are simply not okay with Esme Cullen. COMPLETE.

Youth Knows No Pain
'As I stared at Jacob, I vaguely thought back on when I had fallen off the motorcycle and called Jacob beautiful. I obviously hadn't hit my head that hard. Jake was so beautiful. The way the light reflected in his eyes brought out the golden flecks in his dark brown irises. His russet brown skin was warm and beautiful...and perfect, too. When I looked at Jacob, I could see that there was something about him. I had known from the start that he was special, but there was something about him now that seemed to be breaking him from the inside out. It was a little hard to believe that he was younger than me. His eyes held more stories and concealed more secrets than I could ever imagine.'

This long Jella one-shot is finally complete! In Youth Knows No Pain, I take on a New Moon what-if situation. Bella offers to get away from it all with Jacob. They leave. What happens? Will their friendship survive? Will it strenghthen? Youth Knows No Pain explores that. Inspired by Lykke Li's fabulous Wounded Rhymes album. COMPLETE.

Not Another Crossover
'"Katniss," Edward said, "why aren't you doing your homework?" We were at my house again, sitting at the kitchen table.'

'"I wanna show them that they don't own me," I replied. "I wanna show them that I'm more than just a piece in their school. If I'm gonna graduate, I wanna still be me."'

In this fanfic, Katniss Everdeen of The Hunger Games trilogy and Bella Swan of the Twilight Saga switch lives. Bella is reaped, and Katniss is dating a vampire. What could go wrong? That's right: everything. COMPLETE!

To Katniss, With Love
"You know, Katniss," she began, "we have a lot in common."

'"No we don't," Katniss muttered bitterly. "We're not even here for the same reasons."'

"Well, I think we do have a lot in common. And I think you can make it far."

'"You really think so, Bella?" Katniss' voice was innocent and vulnerable.'

'Bella smiled. "I know so."'

I need to stop with these damn crossovers, lol. Because I was frustrated with the fact that Katniss Everdeen and Bella Swan should be together but are not (*sniffle*), I've decided to write a drabble on a conversation they would have if they were both in the Hunger Games. Well, sorta. I just ship these two, SO MUCH. Ugh, they should be together. They need each other. Katniss needs somebody to make her soft and emotional, and Bella needs someone to make her strong. They'd understand each other. *sob* COMPLETE (IN ONE DAY)!

National Anthem: Memoirs of Esme Cullen
'When spring had sprung, I'd thought things were looking up. I'd thought that I would be okay. I'd thought that everything would be fine again. Carlisle, the kids, and I still looked untarnished in the eyes of every outsider. We were living the American dream. Our family was a utopia to the outsiders. If we hadn't looked this great, something was wrong and Carlisle had had it fixed. Just like always.'

Lana Del Rey inspires me. Maybe she inspires me just a little too much.... LOL NAH. I just wrote National Anthem: Memoirs of Esme Cullen to showcase how lives so perfect (yet imperfect) can be destroyed in such a short moment. This fanfic is told in Esme's perspective, and it goes over the years of her marriage with Carlisle Cullen, and how it was seemingly flawless. They were living the American dream. Think of JFK and Jackie O. (just not as famous.) And, of course, Carlisle has an ending much like JFK's. It's not a fanfic of mine until somebody dies, you know. National Anthem is a one-shot, and I think it's the eleventh published fanfic of mine. That makes ten one-shots, one completed story that has more than one chapter, and three fanfics in the making. Damn. COMPLETE.

Never Let Me Go
'We didn't make much sense together. We were a match created from the deep, dark, and dangerous pits of Hell. But we both had wants and needs. Different wants and needs. However, what we did have in common was the fact that neither of us knew how to find what we wanted, and we both would stop at nothing to find it. We never found what we wanted and needed, though. Maybe they just weren't for us.'

I know the title is cheese. Whatever. I was bored last night, and this is what happens when you're blasting your music and tend to be full of ideas. Originally, this was going to be a Bedward one-shot, and originally, they were gonna die. I was like, "Naaaahhh," and said, "Fuck it, this is going to be a Leah/Paul fic." And no, they don't die. They were going to, and they were close, but they don't. But yeah, this is just a writing exercise from out of the blue, mainly. COMPLETE (IN LIKE AN AN HOUR).

Freedom
"You don't think you need them now, but you will miss them when they are gone, Carmen," I told her.

"I know."

'"Then why are you out on your own?" I slouched in my seat.'

'"Like I said, freedom." She said it easily, like she knew everything about life at only the age of nineteen.'

I was pressured into finishing a Carmen/Eleazar fanfic idea I had. So, I finished it. Eleazar's human and has had everything taken away from him. He meets Carmen, a vampire seeks who seeks freedom in her gypsy ways. Nothing will ever be the same. Written partially in Spanglish, with the help of my dear friend Kelly. Enjoy. I know I enjoyed it. COMPLETE.

Trip To Your Heart
'Our lips met again, and with so much more passion and desire that it surprised me. I liked that Jacob wasn't careful with me. Edward had always been too scared to go this far with me. He was always afraid to explore places that Jacob was more than willing to explore. I'd never experienced pleasure with Edward. I'd never been fully satisfied with Edward. It felt really, really good to know that Jacob wanted me. And I wanted him back. I couldn't imagine life without him, to be honest. Jacob was what kept me nice, alive, and emotional. Emotions made everything better.'

Honestly, I should rename this. I'm too gushy. Anyway, yes, it's back. At first it was going to be huge-ass collection of Jella one-shots, but then I was like, "Fuck that, I don't have time for that," but then I saw that the document was about to expire in just a few days, so I was like, "Fuck it, I'm putting it up as a one-shot." Trip To Your Heart, named after the song, is just a Jella one-shot that's a little cheesy. Those never go out of style for me. So yeah, I re-published it. I think I should rename it. Yeah. It's just dumb, but another fanfic on my belt, soooo....

Darling: A Pretty Little Poem
Or maybe this is all just wrong,

Since it had started because of a boy.

Alison's crush on Edward Cullen,

Had been nothing for Bella to enjoy.

My fifteenth baby! Yes, I am insane. No, I shall never stop. Last night I wrote this creepy little poem, between Alison DiLaurentis and Bella Swan. Bella liked Edward. Alison did, too. Edward picked Alison over Bella. Bella wants revenge. Yes, a very stupid plot. But the actual writing is somewhat decent. If it sucks, oh well. I don't write poetry - ever.

They Do It Better In La Push
'You stop, though, for a semi-heartfelt moment. Maybe you should leave a note for Edward. A goodbye note, maybe. Goodbye, my love. "C u next Tuesday. Have fun fucking yourself."'

'…Maybe not. He doesn't have to know, and you don't have to leave him. Edward could manage. You don't want that deep of a relationship with Jacob, anyway. At least, not now. You just have to fulfill some needs and get over Edward a little bit. You'll be back to Edward tomorrow, you hope. The best way to get over someone is to get on top of someone else, after all.'

I don't know, man, I just love second person point of view humor. Bella's annoyed with Edward. Jacob's available. Bella goes out to play. Very short, very drabble-ish, trying to be humorous. Also terribly out of character. I needed to do something that's not related to Destructive Desire. Sixteenth story to date!

Blue Velvet
'Bella wasn't having a tremendous amount of fun with Jacob Black at this party at First Beach. She didn't even think that he liked her very much. He was always with his friends. Bella must have been too boring. So she had been abandoned.'

Bella didn't mind too much, though; she had her eye on someone else.

Man, I think I listen to too much Lana Del Rey. ...Lol I'm kidding. I was listening to her cover of "Blue Velvet" when I had this idea. Seventeenth fic's the charm. Bella/Leah. I ship them now, lol.

Mermaid Motel
Bella Swan is your best friend.

'No, forget that. She's your one true love. The light of your life, the fire of your loins, all of that.'

'You started out as best friends, of course. That's how the best relationships always start. Her vampire ex-boyfriend had broken up with her, and you were there to pick up the pieces. It wasn't easy, but it worked. It worked, alright.'

I listen to Lana a little too much and it's all good in the neighborhood. Part of my weekend fanfics thing. I just write a one-shot every weekend. This fanfic isn't nearly as sexy as the song it was named after. I was just listening to the song. This one-shot also has nothing to do with mermaids. Think of it as a better version of Marry The Night. I really wanted to make up for that crap. This is, like, the fifth Jella one-shot I've written. Eighteenth to date, baby.

Ride
'Maybe Leah was just crazy. Maybe she was just crazy enough to accept life, as shitty as it was. A work of art, though? A work of art? Was she writing a book? Leah had to have been smoking something crazy when she'd told Jacob that, because nobody's life was a work of art. Nobody's. Everyone's told in kindergarten that everybody in the entire world is special, but that was utter crap. Nobody's life was that important.'

I'm actually pretty proud of this! It's my nineteenth fanfic, but my very first Blackwater fic. I'm so proud of myself. I was very inspired by "Ride" by Lana Del Rey, and its music video. So excited to keep pushing forward with my 20th and 21st fanfics coming soon! Ahhh, Blackwater angst.

A War in My Mind
'I did not have a special place in the real world rather than the fantasy land that was my home. I wasn't important out here. I wasn't even half the deal that my family made about me. I was a vampire hybrid, but nobody out here could see that. There's no sympathy on the streets. But there was also nobody to decide my life for me. Nobody could decide what I wanted to do and who I wanted to be. That was my job, finally.'

I made it happen, baby. My first fanfic centering Renesmee, and my twentieth fanfic to date. It kind of has a theme similar to the theme of Ride, but not really. (To be honest, the title of this fanfic came from the song "Ride" by Lana Del Rey.) I put my heart into this, though. It's not goofy, like They Do It Better In La Push; it's not just so I can try a new pairing, like Blue Velvet; it's not fluff, like Mermaid Motel. If anything, it's mostly like Ride, Freedom, and Youth Knows No Pain, because that it's about choices and it means a lot to me. All of my fanfics mean a lot to me, but this is kind of big for me. Somehow, I can relate to it. That awkward moment when I can relate to Renesmee Cullen, lol. I can see it now: no more than four reviews, including the ones where I ask people to read and review them. Who cares? Haha, whatever. The lack of reviews my fanfic gets bugs me, but it's never going to stop bugging me, lol.

Blackwater/Jella collaboration
My dear friend Sedona from Twitter loves to write Blackwater, but she needs some Jella in her life. I love to write Jella, but I need some Blackwater in my life. The only thing better than Jella fanfiction and Blackwater fanfiction is when avid writers of both collaborate to make one big fic. And did I mention that we're both Lana Del Rey fans? Oh yeah.

Gods and Monsters
'Bella had outplayed everybody. Even herself. She was like… this strange mix of a girl that couldn't contain herself. It was like she'd been torn between being a good person, doing the things that made her happy, and doing the things that she could, simply because she was Bella. [...] Maybe she'd killed herself in the end in the fear of people of people finding out what she'd been doing and how she'd been living.'

I nearly spazzed in third period when I got this fanfic idea. Bella jumped off the cliff. She didn't survive. Jacob feels the remorse. He also becomes haunted by her ghost and learns more about Bella than he thought he already knew. Named after the Lana Del Rey song, inspired by various other things. It's gotta be short. Deathfic, rated T, Jella, contains other characters, mysterious, supernatural, and angsty. Let's do this.

Update: This fanfic shall be updated weekly on Wednesdays.

Update 2: I've got a beat on this, I think.

Update 3: I have an elaborate plan and it's going to be 17 chapters long and I'm so proud of myself.

A Nomadic Point of Madness
I've got this war in my mind: I want to write a companion to A War in My Mind. I can't give up on this fic. I can't. This story tells what happened when Renesmee was gone, and what pushed Bella to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied her.

Why I Want To Give Jacob Black A Hug

 * Person: Why do you obsess over that person/fictional character so much? They're never going to love you back.


 * Me: Why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die?

Jacob has it sooo bad in the Twilight Saga. It's not fair. These are the reasons why I feel so sorry for him and why I would comfort him with all I had if he were my friend. He had all the potential to be totally awesomesauce and the most kick-ass guy ever (if he got over Bella)...but then he imprinted on Re-name-me. *facepalm*
 * 1) Bella used him in Twilight for information on Edward.
 * 2) Jacob was kept at arm's length in New Moon and Eclipse, and then just had his heart ripped right out of him.
 * 3) He was Bella's (and later, Re-name-me's) little bitch in Breaking Dawn.
 * 4) Jake is the chief; NOT Sam.
 * 5) He lost to a sparkly, ugly vampire.
 * 6) He fought the hardest for Bella, but it wasn't enough.
 * 7) Jacob hugs are the best! :D
 * 8) He had to deal with the Cullens.
 * 9) He spent all that time with Bella on the motorcycles, but Bella only drove hers, like, twice.
 * 10) He stuck around to piece Bella together (and he even saved her life) to have her run off to the Cullens.
 * 11) He was led on because Bella needed a shoulder to angst on.
 * 12) He was beaten up by a newborn and all he got in the end was an, "Umm, see ya later, buddy. I still love ya! But you still love me...right?!?"
 * 13) Bella is a complete idiot, a total bimbo with half a brain (at most), yet Jacob was always there, always fighting for her.

10 Twilightish things you may or may not have known about me

 * 1) I watch the Jella scenes of New Moon every weekend, or I try to, at least.
 * 2) I used to tolerate Edward Cullen.
 * 3) I've had a couple of Twitter interactions with the Twilight cast members, including Christian Camargo being a conceited smart-ass with me. (More info in my "Close Encounters of the Twilightish Kind" section.)
 * 4) I ship Jakeward.
 * 5) The only characters that I don't like are Bella, Edward, Renesmee, and Caius. Amun's a bitch but I still enjoy him.
 * 6) I kinda live off Twilight fanfiction.
 * 7) I go to midnight Twilight events. Yeah, I'm hardcore.
 * 8) In my main Twilight fanfic Edward's a tool and Bella's a complete wreck. Hey-o.
 * 9) I tried to go for a month without watching or reading Twilight.
 * 10) It didn't work.

Pet peeves
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 * Using the word "retarded" in a derogatory way
 * Using the word "gay" in a derogatory way
 * Racial slurs
 * Spitting (in public, on a sidewalk or something)
 * Writing in all capital letters LOL HOW EVEN
 * Having no info whatsoever to back up your opinion
 * Hypocrites
 * Shippers

Lana Del Rey, the Queen
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I know... her duck lips are distracting, her performance on SNL crowned her the Kristen Stewart of music, and dumb-asses keep leaving Lady Gaga for her. Whatever. I still love me some Lana Del Rey. I've been blasting her latest CD and nothing hurts. Also, she's so shy and sweet in interviews yet her music says otherwise. It's funny.



Born To Die

 * 1) "Born To Die" - This song had to sort of grow on me, since it wasn't exactly and explosive track to start the album with. However, it set a strong tone for the album. People find "Born To Die" depressing, but I don't think it really is. The message is, "Don't make me sad, just keep me happy, 'cause we're gonna die, anyway." I mean, yeah, it's sad, but not that sad. I love "Born To Die." The beginning's just like, TA-DAAA! Favorite lyrics: "Come and take a walk on the wild side, let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain, you like your girls goes insane..."
 * 2) "Off To The Races" - God, I love this song. It was the first Lana song I heard, and I really didn't like it, lol. It grew on me - A LOT. It's so weird and so unique. And it features one of my favorite book quotes ever: "Light of my life, fire of my loins" from the crazy-famous book named Lolita. I love the lyrics to "Off To The Races" so fucking much. It's so wrong, and so right. Gaaah, I love this song. Favorite lyrics: "You're lyin' with your gold chain on, cigar hanging from your lips. I said, 'Hon, you never looked so beautiful as you do now, my man.'" Jesus.
 * 3) "Blue Jeans" - This song is simple and amazing. It's sexy. I like it. The verses are magic. "Blue Jeans" grew on me a bit, too. I didn't like the first four tracks of this album very much when I first got it, lol. Favorite lyrics: "It was like James Dean, for sure. You're so fresh to death and sick as ca-cancer." Damn, Lana.
 * 4) "Video Games" - Not sure how people fell in love with Lana after this song, but they did. "Video Games" is absolutely gorgeous, but I've never liked it much. I like slow songs, but not this one. Favorite lyrics: "Heaven is a place on Earth with you..." Okay, UPDATE: I enjoy "Video Games." It's slow, but very, very lovely. I get why people love it.
 * 5) "Diet Mountain Dew" - On to the fun! LOVE. THIS. SONG. God, it's so weird but I still love it. By the way, I've heard that the actual beverage Diet Mountain Dew fucks you up. I guess it's no good for people, but they want it. Aha. Favorite lyrics: "Baby, put on heart-shaped sunglasses 'cause we're gonna take a ride" and "Let's take Jesus off the dashboard, got enough on his mind."
 * 6) "National Anthem" - Favorite. Track. Definitely my favorite. "National Anthem" has everything I need: a nice beat, quirky lyrics, catchy hook, a cool guitar, and good rhymes. Also, this sort of tells a story. I just wish Lana's stories just weren't all the same. Anyway, this song is the shit. This song is the reason why people describe Lana as a "gangsta Nancy Sinatra," or "if Lolita got lost in the hood." Favorite lyrics: "Winin' and dinin', drinkin' and drivin', excessive buyin', overdose and dyin'."
 * 7) "Dark Paradise" - This song used to bore me to tears. It's very sad. I don't know why people love it, but they do. I mean, I love sad and slow songs, but "Dark Paradise" isn't for me. Nice beats, though. Favorite lyrics: "There's no relief, I see you in my sleep. And everybody's rushing me, but I can feel you touching me. There's no release, I feel you in my dreams, telling me I'm fine."
 * 8) "Radio" - This is my jaaaaaaam. It's weird how I'm in love with "Radio" and when I make friends listen to it, it doesn't sound as good. What the hell...? Anyway, "Radio" is very chill, but I love the chorus. Favorite lyrics: "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fuckin' dream I'm livin' in."
 * 9) "Carmen" - I love when songs tell a story. Ah, warms my soul. I never get sick of "Carmen." I wonder who Lana is singing about. I heard it was about Hollywood starlets, but I don't believe that. Maybe she's singing about herself, though probably not. I think she's singing about an old friend or something. I love "Carmen." Favorite lyrics: "Baby's all dressed up with nowhere to go. That's the little story of a girl you know."
 * 10) "Million Dollar Man" - I've listened to this song maybe five times in total. It's really not that interesting. UPDATE: I enjoy this song. Not the best, but more enjoyable. Favorite lyrics: "You screwed up and, brilliant, you look like a million dollar man... So why is my heart broke?"
 * 11) "Summertime Sadness" - Holy fuck, I almost avoid listening to this song. I love it, but it's one of the saddest songs I've heard in a very long time. God, it makes me feel bummed. The lyrics are a bit sad and bittersweet. Also, I based a huge chunk of a fanfic off of it, so that's probably why it bums me out so much. Favorite lyrics: "Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness. I just wanted you to know, that baby, you're the best." Jesus. One of the saddest songs ever, and I'm in love with it.
 * 12) "This Is What Makes Us Girls" - Story songs are the best. This song is the shit. I wanna see a documentary made on Lana's life before she was sent away to boarding school. Favorite lyrics: "Yo, we used to go break in, into hotels, glimmer and we'd swim," and "The prettiest in-crowd that you had ever seen, ribbons in our hair and our eyes gleamed mean. A freshman generation of degenerat beauty queens. And you know something?"
 * 13) "Without You" (Bonus Track) - Awww this song is sweet. Lana has such a nice voice. "Without You" almost makes me believe in love. Favorite lyrics: "Summertime is nice and hot, and my life is sweet like vanilla is." I think Lana has a slight obsession with summertime.
 * 14) "Lolita" (Bonus Track) - Okay, this could be a Halloween song, I'm not kidding. Also, I think Lana has a slight obsession with the novel Lolita. This song is so fun, omg. My favorite lyrics are definitely the bridge ones. It's dynamite, and very delicious: "I want my cake and I wanna eat it, too. I wanna have fun and be in love with you. I know I'm a mess with my long hair and my suntan, short dress, bare feet, I don't care what they say about me, what they say about me, 'cause I know that it's L-O-V-E. You make me happy, you make me happy. And I'll never listen to anyone, let them all say..." God, I love this song.
 * 15) "Lucky Ones" (Bonus Track) - Aww, this song is really cute, like "Without You." I've even learned how to play part of it on the violin. Took two seconds. God, this song is sweet. Favorite lyrics: "Let's get out of this time, baby, we're on fire. Everyone around here seems to be goin' down, down, down. If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher. It feels like all of our friends are lost, nobody's found, found, found."

Other songs/remixes/demos/leaks (in no particular order)

 * 1) "Carmen (Acapella)" - Absolute perfection. One of the best acapellas out there. There are even new lyrics. Very interesting. "Twistin', movin,' shakin' yeah!"
 * 2) "Blue Jeans - 'Official' Remix" - Not sure if it's official. Very stripped down for the first verse. Becomes great later. "Blue Jeans" sounds good EVERYWHERE, remix, original, demo, etc. It's really hard to make it sound bad. Really.
 * 3) "Hollywood's Dead (Snippet)" - The full version of this song must be released. IT HAS TO BE. "Hollywood's dead, Elvis is cryin', Marilyn's sad, Hendrix is lying..." I love Lana's obsession with old Hollywood. Why can't this be released now!? Ugh, I REALLY hope the full version is on her next album, which is due in November.
 * 4) "Hollywood's Dead" - THE FULL VERSION CAME OUT AND IT'S FLAWLESS SJFKALJF.
 * 5) "Dangerous Girl" - Very "Lolita"ish, sound-wise. It also reminds me of another Lana song called "Jump." Anyway, "Dangerous Girl" is just fun. Makes me wanna drive off into the sunset. I think "Lolita" and "Jump" got drunk and made a baby. "Dangerous Girl" is that baby. I don't even know.
 * 6) "National Anthem (Demo 1)" - Very rockish. Love it. Like "Blue Jeans," it's hard to make it sound bad. If it's "National Anthem," it's good.
 * 7) "Without You (Demo)" - So very thoughtful and sweet, like the original version of "Without You." I love both versions of the song.
 * 8) "Blue Jeans - Count Ninjula Remix" - Perfection. God, so perfect. This remix is great. The chorus is just so asnfdlkajafdlj good.
 * 9) "Summertime Sadness [Radio Edit]" - Very interesting and different from the original. I don't like it as much as I love the original, but it's still okay.
 * 10) "National Anthem (Demo 2)" - Very nice, like the other demo and the original. Still very chill. Makes me wanna chill by the pool on the 4th of July, every single night.
 * 11) "Carmen (Demo)" - Just as haunting as the original and the acapella. Love it. Who the hell is this Carmen chick, though? Bitch has issues.
 * 12) "Diet Mountain Dew (Demo)" - So. Fucking. Chill. Even chiller than the original. Love it.
 * 13) "This Is What Makes Us Girls (Demo)" - New lyrics, woot. Love this demo. It's so great. Perfect, even.
 * 14) "Radio (Demo)" - Very nice in the beginning. So-so everywhere else. I still like it, though.
 * 15) "Delicious" - You disgust Lana; she's delicious. Leaked the other day. Good song right here. God, this is my jam. "I'm fresh and I'm free and I'm fine, I'm wild as can be and I want, want you, boy. I want you, boy." Lana, you're delicious.
 * 16) "She's Not Me" - Awesome. Just awesome. Beautiful. Love it.
 * 17) "Ghetto Baby" - So she wrote this for Cheryl Cole and they both recorded it, but I love both versions. God, it's the best. "We're a match made in heaven, if they're gonna talk, let 'em. If they don't think we're good together, baby, just forget 'em, 'cause when he's bad he's bad but when he's good no one's better. We're a match made in heaven and this kind will last forever." THIS SONG IS ON FIRE, I SWEAR.
 * 18) "Paradise" - Not "Dark Paradise". PARADISE. One of my favorite Lana leaks ever. It's on fire.
 * 19) "Live Or Die" - Incredible tbh.

Lizzy Grant tracks / God Bless America

 * 1) "Brite Lites" - Never got into it, lol.
 * 2) "For K Part 2" - Sexy. Of course. I love this.
 * 3) "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)" - I love this song so, so much. Idk, it just speaks for a lot of things.
 * 4) "Jump" - THIS HAS BEEN MY JAM FOR SO LONG, AAH. "Palm trees in black and white, last thing I saw before I died." Never gets old. I love, love, LOVE "Jump."
 * 5) "Kill Kill" - Really weird, but I like it.
 * 6) "Kinda Outta Luck" - OH MY GOD HAHA I LOVE THIS SONG. "Is it wrong-wrong that I think it's kinda fun when I hit you in the back of a head with a gun?" Lmfaooo, this song is crazy.
 * 7) "Lolyta" - Well, lookie what we have here. Always been good, with a dynamite bridge.
 * 8) "Mermaid Motel" - HOLD THE PHONE. AJFLKAJFLAJF. THIS IS MY FAVORITE LIZZY SONG ALONG WITH "JUMP." SHIT, "MERMAID MOTEL" IS ABSOLUTE SEX. It really is. And it's perfect. It's really sexy and amazing.
 * 9) "Oh Say Can You See" - Beautiful, tbh. Great.
 * 10) "Pawn Shop Blues" - Don't care for it, lol, but her voice is amazing.
 * 11) "Put Me in a Movie" - I love this song but Lana has daddy issues like a motherfucker. That's not her fault, though, so.
 * 12) "Queen of the Gas Station" - Haha, kinda crazy.
 * 13) "Raise Me Up [Mississippi South]" - Crap, I love this song.
 * 14) "Smarty" - Has to be my third favorite Lizzy song. WHO HAS THE AWESOMENESS LIKE LANA DOES? Love this song to death. Fucking love it.
 * 15) "Yayo" YAYOOOOO! Yayo potatoes! Yayo tomatoes! Love it.
 * 16) (BEGINNING OF THE WEIRD PERIOD BETWEEN LIZZY AND LANA) "You Can Be the Boss" - Love this. Very "Diet Mountain Dew"-like. Fab.
 * 17) "Hundred Dollar Bill" - Bump and grind, bump and grind, BUMP AND GRIND. Fucking love this.
 * 18) "Put the Radio On" - Love this one, too. Yummmm.
 * 19) "Gangsta Boy" - Forgot how this one goes but I kept it, lol.
 * 20) "Heavy Hitter" - Sassy and fun. Really like it.
 * 21) "Driving in Cars with Boys" - Very nice. Coney Islandness.

Paradise
The Coney Island Queen is back! Set to be released on November 13, 2012, Lana's new EP, titled Paradise, will be released. You can buy Born To Die with it, so the whole thing's like 20+ tracks long, but Paradise has new songs! Tracklist:
 * 1) "Ride" - Oh my GOD, this song and its music video are perfect. Watch it. WATCH IT. It's so amazing.
 * 2) "American" - I think I've heard a little bit of this. It doesn't suck. Omfg, it's so sweet. It's so anhdfjlkafa. I love it. Lana's so American and sweet, lol. Be young, be dope, be proud.
 * 3) "Cola" - "My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola...." Alrighty. This song is wild and sexy and awesome. LOVE IT.
 * 4) "Body Electric" - THE STUDIO VERSION IS SO INTENSE MY BODY JUST SHAKES WHEN I LISTEN TO IT, IT'S FLAWFREE.
 * 5) "Blue Velvet" - I love this cover. It's soooo lovely. "She wore bluuuuuuuuueeeeeee veeeeellllllveeeeeet, bluer than velvet were her eyeeeeeeeeeees."
 * 6) "Gods & Monsters" - Oh my god, this is great. I'm in love, omfg. Still in love.
 * 7) "Yayo" - I don't get why this is being re-released, yet "Serial Killer" isn't being released in the first place. I love "Yayo" but dammit. Update: YAAAAAAYOOOO POTATOES. I love this. So much.
 * 8) "Bel Air" - JDADLJAFR IT'S SO SWEET AWWWWW.
 * 9) "Burning Desire" - This song is so delicious, I love it. Perfection. It really is. Paradise is a perfect album.

Quotes
1. "And I remember when I met him, it was so clear that he was the only one for me. We both knew it, right away. And as years went on, things got more difficult and we were faced with more challenges. I begged him to stay. Try to remember what we had at the beginning. He was charismatic. Magnetic. Electric. And everybody knew it. When he walked in, every woman’s head turned, everyone stood up to talk to him. He was like this hybrid, this mix of a man who couldn’t contain himself. I always got the sense that he became torn between being a good person and missing out on all of the opportunities that life could offer a man as magnificent as him. And, in that way, I understood him. And I loved him. I loved him, I loved him, I loved him. And I still love him. I love him."

~"National Anthem" music video (Lana portrayed both Marilyn Monroe and Jackie O.)

2. "I wanted a name I could shape the music toward. I was going to Miami quite a lot at the time, speaking a lot of Spanish with my friends from Cuba - Lana Del Rey reminded us of the glamour of the seaside. It sounded gorgeous coming off the tip of the tongue."

~On her stage name, to British Vogue

3. "I was always singing, but didn't plan on pursuing it seriously. [...] When I got to New York City when I was 18, I started playing in clubs in Brooklyn - I have good friends and devoted fans on the underground scene, but we were playing for each other at that point - and that was it."

~On the early stages of her career, to British Vogue

4. ''I was in the winter of my life, and the men I met along the road were my only summer. At night I fell asleep with vision of myself dancing and laughing and crying with them. Three years down the line of being on an endless world tour and memories of them were the only things that sustained me, and my only real happy times. I was a singer, not very popular one, who once had dreams of becoming a beautiful poet. But upon an unfortunate series of events, those dreams dashed and divided like a million stars in the night sky that I wished on over and over again, sparkling and broken. But I really didn’t mind because I knew that it takes getting everything you ever wanted and then losing it to know what true freedom is.''

''When the people I used to know found out what I had been doing, how I had been living, they asked me why. But there’s no use in talking to people who have a home. They have no idea what it's like to seek safety in other people, for home to be wherever you lied your head.''

''I was always an unusual girl. My mother told me that I had a chameleon soul. No moral compass pointing me due north, no fixed personality. Just an inner indecisiviness that was as wide and wavering as the ocean. And if I said that I didn’t plan for it to turn out this way I’d be lying, because I was born to be the other woman. I belonged to no one, who belonged to everyone, who had nothing, who wanted everything. With a fire for every experience and an obssesion for freedom that terrified me to the point that I couldn’t even talk about, and pushed me to a nomadic point of madness that both dazzled and dizzied me.''

''Every night I used to pray that I’d find my people - and finally I did, on the open road. We have nothing to lose, nothing to gain, nothing we desired anymore - except to make our lives into a work of art.''

Live fast, die young, be wild, and have fun.

''I believe in the country America used to be. I believe in the person I want to become, I believe in the freedom of the open road. And my motto is the same as ever: I believe in the kindness of strangers. And when I’m at war with myself, I ride. I just ride.''

''Who are you? Are you in touch with all your darkest fantasies?'' Have you created a life for yourself where you’re free to experience them? I have. I am fucking crazy, but I am free.

~"Ride" music video. Damn you, Lana. You're amazing.

Reaction gifs and crap dedicated to Lana and her perfection
Paradise and BD-2 are almost out, holy crap. I'm excited.

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But...

BUT WHAT IF PARADISE DOESN'T LEAK EARLY ENOUGH.

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Lol who cares, IT'S ALMOST OUT.

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Lana laughs at the peasants (aka you).

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But don't make her sad and DON'T make her cry.

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Because it's not funny when Lana's upset.

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So if you talk any shit about her, I'll hit you in the face, because you obviously have a broken mind. :)

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Lykke Li, the other Queen
I also love Lykke Li. Her music just rules.

Review of Wounded Rhymes, Track By Track

 * 1) "Youth Knows No Pain" - This song is so fun and catchy. It makes me dance. From the start of this album, this is a major improvement from Lykke's first album, Youth Novels. Lykke has swag.
 * 2) "I Follow Rivers" - Twitter's international anthem! Lawl. I love "I Follow Rivers." It's "Youth Knows No Pain"'s sexy sister. Lykke should release more music videos and more albums. Like, immediately. Her songs are so damn good.
 * 3) "Love Out Of Lust" - Damn, this song is sweet. Lykke cannot go wrong. I love this song so damn much. Makes me almost believe in love. *le sniffle* This album is perfect.
 * 4) "Unrequited Love" - It's not my favorite song of this album, but it's still sweet.
 * 5) "Get Some" - THIS SONG. THIS FUCKING SONG. I'm in love with this song so damn much. It should have been in BD-1. Like, come on. This song is perfect. And it's not about sex - it's about power. Well done, Lykke. Well done. Ugh, this song is the best.
 * 6) "Rich Kid Blues" - I love this song so much. Again, Lykke has swag. "Mama, I got your wild-eyed ways."
 * 7) "Sadness Is A Blessing" - Aww, this song makes me wanna hug Lykke. It's a funny song, in a way. I like it.
 * 8) "I Know Places" - This is such a great song. So personal and beautiful. Lykke can't do any wrong.
 * 9) "Jerome" - Lykke, you're the best. She's such a beast. I love this song.
 * 10) "Silent My Song" - Lykke has no fears. She's a fucking beast. She seems so sure of herself. Love this song.

It's Britney, bitch.
Yes, yes, I love Britney Spears, too, thanks to my fellow fanatic, Kelly. More elaboration here later now.

...Baby One More Time
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(Keep in mind that I dislike this album.)
 * "...Baby One More Time" - Come on, man! This is her debut song and music video! It's iconic. It sucks, but it's iconic.
 * "(You Drive Me) Crazy" - Such a fun song. God... Love this song.

Oops! ...I Did It Again
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(I dislike this album, too; should've been merged with the first one.)


 * "Oops! ...I Did It Again" - It's iconic, too, okay.
 * "Don't Go Knockin' On My Door" - Very catchy.

Britney
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 * "I'm A Slave 4 U" - YESYESYES, LOVE THIS SONG. Bump and grind, yesyesyes. Love this song. Woo.
 * "Boys" - Unf. This song. I love this song. Ugh, perfectionnnn.

In the Zone
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 * "Me Against the Music" - Despite that old hag Madonna being in this song, I love it! So much fun. Goddd, this is my jam. I can't. Ajdslfaf.
 * "(I Got That) Boom Boom" - Yup yup yup. Awesome.
 * "Showdown" - Took some getting used to, I guess. I enjoy this song.
 * "Toxic" - ICONIC. ICONIC. ICONIC. PERFECTION. THE END.
 * "Touch of My Hand" - Yes, it's about masturbation and yes, I love it. Aside from its theme, it's a very cool song. Chill, honest, nice. Yup.

Blackout
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 * "Gimme More" - One of my favorite songs ever, tbh. I just love this song oh so dearly. GIMME GIMME MORE, GIMME MORE, GIMME GIMME MORE.
 * "Radar" - Nice song.
 * "Piece of Me" - One of the first songs I liked by her, actually.
 * "Break the Ice" - One of the best songs by Britney EVER. Should have been longer.
 * "Why Should I Be Sad" - Ahhh, beautiful song. Love it in every single way.

Circus
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 * "Womanizer" - Just awesome.
 * "Circus" - Like, the best, ok.
 * "If U Seek Amy" - One of my favorite songs ever, pmsl. Love it.
 * "Blur" - I could write better lyrics but I still like it.
 * "Lace and Leather" - Just yummy. French fingertips, red lips, bitch is dangerous.

Femme Fatale
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(Suckish album.)
 * "Inside Out" - Just a hot breakup/makeup song. Love it.
 * "Trip To Your Heart" - IT'S JUST. SO. CUTE.
 * "Criminal" - Kelly doesn't get why Iove it so much, lol. I adore "Criminal." OH OHHHHH I KNOW OHHHH I SHOULD LET GOOOOO BUT NO.

Jacob Black
Well, Jacob is my favorite member of the pack, of course. He is the chief. I loved how Jacob told Sam who's boss in Breaking Dawn. Jake really became a man in Breaking Dawn as well, when it came to the pack. Before then, all there really was before with Jake was, "Bella this, Bella that", but what about the pack? Jacob needed to tell Sam off. Jacob and I are both natural-born leaders.

Sam Uley
I like Sam's deep voice (lol), and the fact that he wants to protect the tribe and all, but why are he and Jacob barely ever on the same side? I think the wolf pack works best as a team, and I have always wished so dearly that Sam and Jacob could be okay again (like in New Moon), but I guess that won't happen. Two separate packs are just meant to be, since there is no way in hell that Sam, Paul, Jared, etc. would defend the Cullens.

Leah Clearwater
Leah is a strong female who doesn't need permission, and in a way, I am glad that Jacob broke off from the pack in Breaking Dawn. Leah needed to get away. It was way better for her, probably like an inhale, exhale moment. She needed a breath of fresh air, and I'm glad she got that. Being the ex-girlfriend that doesn't go away must really suck. I absolutely love Leah, and I am glad she is the Beta in Jacob's pack. She deserves more praise, and she didn't get it in Sam's pack. The boys felt uncomfortable around her anyway, which is sad. Honestly, in Breaking Dawn, I totally shipped Blackwater. But then again, Leah probably has an entire life just waiting for her outside of La Push. I wish she would fall in love - not imprint - with someone outside of the reservation. She has something and someone waiting out there, I just know it. Leah just needs to go find it. (Follow that unicorn on that road to love, Lee-Lee!)

Paul Lahote
One word to describe Paul? Legend. Paul is the bad-boy of the wolf pack, and one of my favorite characters. He antagonizes people, he gets punched in the face, he's a freeloader...We were made for each other! (LOL, just kidding.) Besides being totally hot, Paul is simply amazing. I am so glad he got more lines in Breaking Dawn. So. Glad. I've already said it, but I'll say it again: Paul is a legend.

Jared Cameron
If there was anyone in the wolf pack (besides Jacob) that I was totally infatuated with without reading about them first, it's Jared. I have always remembered Jared as "that cute werewolf boy with dimples". Also, Jared is so funny! I loved him in New Moon (with the muffins) and Eclipse (with the chicken wings). He is so kind-hearted. And Bronson Pelletier (sp?) is ah-dorable! The only thing I didn't like about Jared was something he said to Jacob in Breaking Dawn: "You chose to be a parasite, remember?!" I didn't like the way he said that at all, but it was 100% true. I was like, ''Who are you gonna care for and defend, Jake? Your tribe, or some bitch that tore your heart out and stepped on it?''

Embry Call
The Quileute tribe has more drama than anyone can imagine. For one thing, there's the Sam-Emily-Leah love triangle, and then there's Embry: Embry doesn't know who his father is. No one (except maybe his mother) does. This, I find way more interesting than anything that happens with the Cullens. I personally think his father is Sam's father, Joshua Uley. He wasn't a loyal father, was he? He walked out. I really, really don't think it's Billy. Why would good, kind Billy cheat on his wife? I wonder how Embry feels about all of this. The pack thinks about this all the time, after all. God, and Embry is so wise. Like, he's the Carlisle of the pack. He brings everything back down to earth, and sort of crushes dreams, but he's a realist. I love Embry.

Quil Ateara
I. Love. Quil. So. Much. He is the epitome of awesomeness. I loved him in New Moon. However, he was barely in Breaking Dawn, and his imprinting on Claire wasn't explained. Anyone who hasn't read the books can say that Quil is a creeper for hanging out with a (totally adorable) little girl, but whatever. The true Twihards know. And, guys, it isn't pedophilia at all; he doesn't want to f**k Claire's brains out; he is (currently) like her brother. Get over it. Anyways, yeah. Team Quil!

Seth Clearwater
Anyone who hates Seth is downright HEARTLESS. He a fricking ray of sunshine, and he's even cute when he isn't happy. I love how he looks up to Jacob, but you'd think it'd make Jake a little happier, huh? Seth has one of the kindest souls ever, and yeah, he can be annoying, but he only means well. Seth is so adorable, I just want to take him away and put him in my pocket or something.

Collin Littlesea & Brady Fuller
Is it sad that I am obsessed with Brady's hair? Probably, but I couldn't care less. I have been waiting for these two since the New Moon movie! They didn't have any lines in Breaking Dawn, but I guess it made sense, since they didn't say anything in the book. Though in the movie, a, "Hey, Collin! Hey Brady!" from someone would have been nice. But no. Nothing. I personally like Brady more, but I have a soft spot for Collin because he thinks Leah is the most beautiful woman in the world. Adorable.

Sasha
I, personally, love Sasha. She made Tanya, Kate, and Irina into the fabulous vampires that I have come to know and love. Earlier today (December 30, 2011 [for the record]), me and a couple of other users were describing Sasha as a pimp, and she was one. Sasha was a BAMF, and I love her. I just find it sad that she was killed, and Tanya, Kate, and Irina still feel like orphans. *sniff sniff*

Vasilii
Knowing that Vasilii was a Denali member, he must have been a cool kid. I find the thought of killing a child horrible, but it had to be done. The rules are the rules.

Tanya
Tanya is so, SO misunderstood. It's not fair. People *cough* like some Team Edward fans *cough cough* tend to think of Tanya as a slut just because she was a succubus and she later made a move on Edward. Come on! So being a succubus is a bit risque, but I think it's fierce. Also, so the hell what if she liked Edward? Edward isn't anyone's property, so Tanya can do whatever the hell she wants. No one (especially his fans) owns Edward. Get over it. And Tanya didn't even want Edward after he married Bella, so no worries! Besides, Tanya can do way better than someone like Edward. I'd like to see Tanya with Fred, actually.

Kate
I am sorry, Alice fans, but Kate is the shit. Alice can go jump off a mountain. I know it's strange to compare Kate and Alice, but I honestly think Kate is waaaay cooler. Even without mentioning Alice, Kate's special ability is awesome, she was a succubus(!!!), and she has a great attitude. Kate is absolutely fearless, which I enjoy a lot. She doesn't take crap from anyone, and she certainly doesn't let Garrett be the "boss" of their relationship. Kate is my second favorite character, and definitely my favorite vampire. Also, Casey LaBow is amazing. That girl is my spirit animal.

Irina
As the first Renesmee hater (besides Edward [*cough* douchebag *cough*]), I give Irina a load of respect. Yeah, people think she's a bitch for snitching on the Cullens, but she was pissed, and if I were pissed, I would have probably done that too. The Cullens sided with the wolves, who killed her boyfriend. But, um, why was Laurent doing Victoria's dirty work in the first place? If it weren't for lazy Victoria, Laurent wouldn't have gone to kill Bella, and then he wouldn't have gotten killed. Laurent shouldn't have agreed to be Victoria's bitch in the first place.

Eleazar
One thing that I love about Eleazar is that he loves his lady. He quit his gruesome job in the Volturi guard to be with Carmen! If that isn't dedication, I don't know what is. I would have liked to know more about his history, but whatever. He has a sexy voice. Hola and Let's not monopolize the bride get me every time.

Carmen
Carmen is the sweetest thing. She is both fierce and maternal at the same time. Like with Eleazar, I want to know more of her past. The only thing described about her past is that she and Eleazar fell in love and Eleazar left the Volturi for her. But what about Carmen? Did she want a family while she was human? What were her dreams?

Garrett
Garrett is so perfect for Kate, I swear. His actor, Lee Pace, is also cute. But back to Garrett. He seems humorous, adorable, manly...what else could you want? If he doesn't treat Kate right, though, I will find some way to shock him.

Gifs/My main gallery of Taylor Lautner appreciation
My gifs never move. It's weird. Here's a collection of them.

'UPDATE: Apparently, my gifs do'' move! Yay! *renames section*'''

Wait, what the heck? They don't move until you click on it! *angst*

Just... just click on them.

"Seenta Claus, get DOWN! Seenta Claus, get down! Get down my chimney -- OWW! Yah!" (My Christmas List)
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 * The last two Twilight movies to be released early.
 * A date (or ten-thousand) with Taylor Lautner.
 * A "classy" dinner date with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
 * An epickrazyawesome date with Lady Gaga and Jo Calderone. (Yes, I believe they are two seperate people.)
 * Jacob Black's love. Bella didn't want it, so Jacob should give to someone who actually does want it, like me. :)
 * World domination. *bats eyelashes innocently*

Weekly Schedule
Sunday: Shufflin'.

Monday: Shufflin'.

Tuesday: Shufflin'.

Wednesday: Shufflin'.

Thursday: Shufflin'.

Friday: Shufflin' with Rebecca Black.

Saturday: (You guessed it.) Shufflin'.

Books vs. Movies
As we all know, the Twilight Saga was originally a book series that later had a movie franchise. So let me compare.

I like the movies more. There. I said it. The movies are easier to deal with than the books.

Bella drones on and on and on (and most times it's unintentionally comical and/or ridiculous) and the books could have been way shorter. We get it. Edward's "gorgeous". Mentioning that every two paragraphs gets old quickly. Yeah, I know that she's "in love", but we've gotta move on.

And Bella is so miserable. Edward wasn't at school and there were like 2 pages of her whining, whining, and whining. Like, shut up already, Bella! And even when Edward is there, Bella continues to be the pessimistic waste of a character that she is. But in the movies, we barely get any of all that mopiness, which is good. The story needs to move.

The movies are way easier on the head and sanity. Yet, there are problems with the movies too. Sometimes, some of my favorite things are left out. Because of Melissa Rosenburg (or Catherine Hardwicke or Wyck Godfrey, whatever), Bella got lazy and she and Charlie started eating out all the time. Like, WTH? Couldn't at least that have been kept in. Catherine Hardwicke had fudged the movie up enough. At least keep some elements of the book in.

Of course, I don't like the movies to be just like the books, because what would be the point of seeing the movies then? Changes have to be made. I like good changes and good surprises. Think about it. What if the Eclipse movie was just like the book? All of the newborn vampire scenes would be replaced with stupid Bella and Edward scenes that has dialog that is something along the lines of "I love you." "No, I love you more." "But I love you more." Annoying, huh?

Another bad thing with the movies is that the writing can really suck sometimes. You'd think it would be a lot better than the dialog of the book, but it isn't much better. The movies could improve on that, but I think it is a little too late.

Pros of the books

 * Bella cooks.
 * You can imagine the characters as you want them to be.
 * Details, details, details...(:P)
 * You get your favorite scenes every single time.

Cons of the books

 * Unintentionally ridiculous moments.
 * Comma abuse.
 * Dash abuse.
 * Too much detail.
 * Very slow in plot.
 * Blahblahblah...Short moment of importance...blahblahblah.
 * Bella sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Edward sucks (even more than in the movies).
 * Some things are so fluffy it's ridiculous, or it's so pessimistic I'm feeling bummed out myself.

Pros of the movies

 * The story has some movement.
 * Eye-candy.
 * Not in Bella's head, which is very good.
 * Can be funny at times.
 * Good music...well, in the second and third movies. (I still hold a small grudge against Carter Burwell.)
 * More action. Some people like more action, some don't. I, personally, do.
 * The miscellaneous aspects of the story are thrown out.
 * Not too many details that slow down the story.

Cons of the movies
Both the books and the movies have pros and cons, but I have to say I prefer the movies. They're a lot better than the books.
 * Misses out on some of my favorite parts.
 * Sometimes I don't like the music. (I'm looking at you, Carter.)
 * Cheesy dialog. (Dialogue?!)
 * The acting could be better. (I love you, Taylor, but I'm speaking the truth. You could use some improvement on the serious scenes.)
 * The Cullens were looking like a hot mess by Eclipse.
 * Awkward dialog too. (Easy targets for a TWSS.)

Other books I've read
The Clique series: I read these books a while ago, and I have to say that the first five and the last six or so are my favorites. These girls are ridiculous, but I couldn't put the books down. Their unforgettable catchphrases made reading this series a blast. Massie is...difficult. But Dylan is my favorite. She is fabulous.

Speak: I. Recommend. This. Book. To. Everyone. Speak is probably my favorite book ever. Laurie Halse Anderson is a very talented author. Speak had me crying and laughing. Melinda Sordino is great. Laurie Halse Anderson has some other good books too. Wintergirls and Chains are good reads.

Airhead: I have been a fan of Meg Cabot's books for a long time. I didn't really like the Princess Diaries books, but Airhead is awesome. Brain transplants, ftw.

Jinx: Another one of Meg's books. I've read this book so many times, and it never gets old. Tori is so evil....

All These Things I've Done: I've recently read this futuristic novel by Gabrielle Zevin, and I am in absolute love with it. Chocolate is illegal, coffee is contraband, cell phones cannot be given to minors...And Anya Balanchine is a mob daughter in the chocolate business. Very interesting read. READ IT!

Unwind: Another futuristic novel. Let's say your parents were pissed off at you, or your parents didn't want you even while you were still in the womb, or you were born to be given up to God, etc. Between the ages of 13 and 18, you can be unwound. Unwinding is to remove the child's organs so the organs can be transplanted into different donors, so the kid isn't technically dead. You need a leg? A heart? A cerebellum? You can get that. In this universe, there are more surgeons than doctors, and that is all I'm going to say now. Unwind by Neil Shusterman is one of the best books I have ever read. Read it. You will not regret it.

The Hunger Games: Okay, I haven't even finished the first book yet, but I am totally addicted to The Hunger Games. Just call me a tribute! Katniss is so heroic, and the book is just so addicting...I'll have to discuss it more when I finish it. I want to see the movie SO BAD, so I have to read the first book at least! If I ever get a cat (which I most likely won't, since cats hate me), I am naming it Katniss, hands down.

A Child Called "It": This is easily the saddest book I've ever read. I wanna kill the kid's mom. If you don't like sad books, child abuse, and/or crying, then this isn't for you. I was messed up for like a week after finishing this book.

Fallout: If you like Crank and Glass by Ellen Hopkins, you will LOVE Fallout. It is a crazy, dirty mess, but I love it. Christina's kids are grown up, and on adventures of their own. Crazy shiz, dude.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series: These have to be the first book series I was really obsessed with (besides children's novels, when I was a kid). I read this series a few years ago, and I still love it. I love Carmen, Bridget, Lena, and Tibby (though Tibby is my favorite) and I have never really hated any of the books, movies, or characters. This is my favorite girly series. It's just so sweet.

Before I Die: I recently finished this book, and it was one of the saddest books I've read in a long time. Before I Die by Jenny Downham is about a girl suffering from leukemia. The girl, Tessa, knows she's going to die soon, but she has made a list of ten things she wants to experience before she dies. The ending killed me. Just read it. (By the way, there's some sexual content in this book. If you can't handle it, then don't pick up the book.)

Movies That Don't Suck

 * Lilo & Stitch (I regret NOTHING. I grew up on this movie, and it's amazing.)
 * The Lion King (This is the one movie that defines my childhood. I LOVE ADORE IT.)
 * Finding Nemo (I grew up on this movie as well. I still regret nothing.)
 * The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (I read all the books years ago, and this is still my favorite girly movie.)
 * The Help (It's just great. I recently saw it for the first time, and I loved it.)
 * Clueless (I love Cher, D, and Ty. Clueless is just fantastic .)
 * Scream (I grew up on this movie too, and I turned out perfectly fine! *bats eyelashes innocently*)

Songs that never get old. EVER.
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 * "Umbrella" by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z
 * "Rehab" by Rihanna
 * "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls
 * "Right Round" by Flo-rida
 * "Sleazy" by Ke$ha
 * Basically any song from Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad album
 * "Russian Roulette" by Rihanna
 * "Toxic" by Britney Spears
 * "Glamorous" by Fergie feat. Ludacris
 * "Cheers (Drink To That)" by Rihanna
 * "Yeah!" by Usher
 * "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears ("Like that.")
 * "Get Low" by Lil Jon ("TO THE WINDOWS! TO THE WALLS!")
 * "In Da Club" by 50 Cent
 * "Hot In Herre" by Nelly
 * "Fergalicious" by Fergie
 * "Gimme More" by Britney Spears
 * "London Bridge" by Fergie
 * "Boys" by Britney Spears ("Get nasty!")
 * "Criminal" by Britney Spears
 * "3" by Britney Spears
 * "Me Against The Music" by Britney Spears feat. Madonna
 * "Human Nature" by Madonna
 * "Pocketful Of Sunshine" by Natasha Bedingfield
 * "Glitter and Grease" by Lady Gaga
 * "Gone" by 'N Sync. (I've listened to this so many times it's not even funny.)

Songs that make me get up and dance (though they can get old).

 * "Heavy Metal Lover" by Lady Gaga
 * "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna
 * "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears
 * "The Motto" by Drake feat. Tyga and Lil Wayne

Edward vs. Jacob (Correction: Jacob vs. Edward, 'cause Edward sucks)
Yeah...so there's the Team Jacob vs. Team Edward thing. Personally, I am OVER the entire debate. It's so stupid! But if I had to pick between Edward and Jacob, well...you don't see me obsessing over Edward on this wiki, now do you? Edward can keep Bella (keep Jacob of misery!), but I really would prefer Bella to not have either guy. As Taylor Lautner's character Marianna would say, Bella is in fact a whiny do-nothing that doesn't deserve either one of them. Now, let's move on.

UPDATE: I ship Jella. As much as I hate Bella and what she did to Jacob, you cannot deny that Bella and Jacob were made for each other.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Jakeward and Taybert conquer all.

Taylor Lautner...*romantic sigh*
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As you may know, I am COMPLETELY OBSESSED with the lovely Taylor Lautner. I am a Lautie, babe. He's funny, sweet, devastatingly fine, adorable, nice, dedicated, and he has such a great heart. Anyone who is his friend is insanely lucky and should hold onto him. I hope I can meet him someday. He seems amazing. And did I mention that he is fine? So without further ado, here is a tribute to one of my favorite men.

(By the way, Taylor, it's not just the characters that we are obsessed with. It's you too. <3)

<3 A huge fan of you and your work

Abduction
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Miss Kristen Stewart :3
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightsaga/images/1/14/Tumblr_lzm3k62dZU1r7mquvo1_250.gif The one and only Kristen Jaymes Stewart. :3

Ah, I love this girl. She is just so cool. I love how even as she makes a lot of money, even as she is incredible famous, and even as the spotlight is always on her, she never, ever changes. You'd think she'd be a complete bitch, but she's not. She's just her. I love her and her movies. Anyone who says Kristen can't act or produce more than one facial expression needs to leave. Right now. They need to leave and go watch Speak, The Runaways, Welcome To The Rileys, and Snow White and the Hunstman, Never stop doing what you do, Kris. http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightsaga/images/b/b5/Tumblr_m6f9nyYQhS1qhexg2o2_500.gif

Oh, and the cheating scandal.
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Am I proud of Kristen for fucking around with a married guy with kids?

Eh, no. That's gross. Rupert's almost twice her age. Am I still a fan of her movies? YES. Kristen could have waited until after November to whore around, but her life, her choices. Whatever. Rupsten still sounds like a kind of wart you wouldn't want to find in certain parts of your body.

Update: Rupsten is real and life is hilarious. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightsaga/images/c/c6/Lolololkristen.gif

Spunk Ransom
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So for a while, I've been thinking. Should I include my opinion of Robert in my user page? Should I not? Well, I am. I mean, he's part of the Big Three. I like Robert. I like him a lot. He's the shit. He's funny, perverted, derpy, and crazy. I must be the American teenage girl incarnation of Mr. Pattinson. I have to be. He's cool. I wish he was my best friend in real life, haha. It would be so much fun. Can we be best friends? Please?

Now you must think that I'm creaming my panties over Robert. But am I? http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/twilightsaga/images/2/2a/Tumblr_m6lyxvWnCb1qcptrr.gif

So, no. I like Robert, but not that much. He's still very, very awesome, though.

Anywaaaaay, Robert's a good actor, he's going to shake his Twilight image in no time at all, he seems cool (though he needs to bathe more often), yadayadayada. Team Robderp.

I'm a terrible liar. I admit it now. I AM ROBSESSED. He's a sexy fucker. Doesn't compare to Taylor. But GAH I can't right now. I love Rob. I love him, I love him, I love him. I take back what I said about not liking him that much. I'm keeping the gif, though.

And the best thing put on this planet since Nutella...
Taybert!!

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Awwwwwn, aren't they perfect? Lulz, they're so cute. I ship that.

My Signature
In case you were wondering, here is my signature: TeamTaycob  19:57, October 16, 2011 (UTC)

Green Fairy made it, and I loooove it. It's funky, purple, and awesome.

I also tend to sign off (in blogs) with, "With Twilightish love, TeamTaycob".

So...yeah.

UPDATE: I've changed it again. Now it is: TeamTaycob  17:49, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

And I've changed it again!! TeamTaycob  01:18, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

Okay, now I think I'll keep it like this: TeamTaycob  01:24, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

I've changed it again! Someone else had the same font color in their signature, so I decided to change my signature again.  TeamTaycob  23:21, March 21, 2012 (UTC)

This is my favorite by far.  Team  Taycob   14:11, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Don't worry, be happy, love pink.  Team  Taycob   21:15, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

After MONTHS, I've finally changed my signature. In honor of Twilight, I present a red signature.  Team  Taycob   03:18, November 10, 2012 (UTC)

Kinda like the opposite of my June one. You feel me?  Team  Taycob   22:41, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

And if you're wondering, I do sometimes make signatures. They're not as amazing as Green Fairy's signatures, and I don't have many cool fonts, but if you want a signauture, all you have to do is ask on my talk page.

JELLA, baby! (Plus Taysten recognition) - Act V
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^^^ You see that? You see that richness? Love it. Absorb it. NEVER FORGET IT.

Bella ruins everything, but I have to admit that Bella and Jacob are so much better than Bella and Edward. The one thing Bella did right was include Jacob in her life - Jacob is a gift from the gods, after all. Bedward's such a weird couple name...Just saying. But really. Bella and Jacob were made for each other. That's true love right there, not whatever weird obsession that Bella and Edward have.

UPDATE: I have been torn between Jella and Blackwater for a very long time, so I have finally decided that I am on Team Blackwater/Bella-can-go-die-alone in Breaking Dawn, but Jella everywhere else. Now what?

Another update: I love Taysten, and there's nothing more to it. They're too cute.

Yet another update: I love Taybert but my Taysten feels came back and I really don't know what to do.

I think what I love the most about Jella (Jacob, in particular) is that Bella is a total bimbo, a total dummy that couldn't not mess up anything, and Jacob sticks around her and always saves her. He's so persistent. :)

Songs that describe Jella

 * "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga - Bella and Jacob are in a bad (yet good) romance. *le cry*
 * "Speechless" by Lady Gaga - Think about the "breakup" scene in New Moon . Bella couldn't believe what Jaacob said to her, Jake had given up on her, Jake was speechless...You do the math.
 * "Rehab" by Rihanna - "You were like my lover and my best friend all wrapped into one with a ribbon on it". This song gets me every time I listen to it. Tears form when I think about the song, and then Bella and Jacob. Ugh, I'm so weak. FML. Think about it in Jacob's perspective, in Breaking Dawn.
 * "Valerie" by Amy Winehouse - In Breaking Dawn, Bella's body was a mess (she was pregnant and dying), she missed Jacob's ginger hair and the way he liked to dress (though Jacob is not a ginger [not a great picture], Bella probably did miss his just shorts look [Oww!]), and she wanted him to come over all the time.
 * "It Will Rain" by Bruno Mars - Well, the entire song. Duh.
 * "Countdown" by Beyonce - "Damn, I think I love that boy, do anything for that boy." Mm-hmm.
 * "Breathe Me" by Sia - Bella needed to be "wrapped up" by Jacob, no?
 * "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna - Just kidding, just kidding. That would be so nasty. xD
 * "Umbrella" by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z - Listen to it and tell me it's NOT totally Bella and Jacob. The song is about supporting each other, and that's just what Bella and Jacob did.
 * "Unfaithful" by Rihanna - "...and it kills him inside to know that I am happy with some other guy." *cough* Bella is happy with Jacob rather than Edward *cough cough*
 * In Bella's case, "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj fits her perfectly. Bella is, in fact, a stupid hoe.
 * "Blue Jeans" by Lana Del Rey - I think it bounces between Bella and Jacob's perspectives. "Blue Jeans" is a good song itself, anyway, though.
 * "Find Your Love" by Drake - Is this not totally Jacob? :3
 * "Take Care" by Drake feat. Rihanna - See the above song. :3
 * "Ass Back Home" by Gym Class Heroes feat. Neon Hitch - Jake just wants Bella back. <3
 * "Give Your Heart A Break" by Demi Lovato - Jacob's perspective, of course.
 * "Inside Out" by Britney Spears - Okay, in my head things are like that. :P

Why Jella is a great couple

 * 1) Jacob really knows Bella - he doesn't have to guess what she's thinking.
 * 2) It would be as easy as breathing to be with Jacob.
 * 3) You wouldn't have to say goodbye to anyone to be with Jacob.
 * 4) Bella has a lot more fun with Jacob than she does with Edward.
 * 5) Bella truly loves Jacob. She was only happy with Edward when she knew she was getting sex or immortality off of her end of the deal.
 * 6) Jacob truly loves Bella. Jacob loves Bella for who she is, not what she smells like.
 * 7) Jacob makes Bella feel free.
 * 8) Bella and Jacob's relationship is realistic and down-to-earth.
 * 9) Jacob and Bella are so beautiful together.
 * 10) They make each other laugh.
 * 11) They're actually happy together.
 * 12) Their relationship is healthy! Yay!
 * 13) No matter how much of an idiot Bella can be, Jacob is always there fighting for her. ALWAYS.
 * 14) Their personalities just fit.
 * 15) In the real-world, they would definitely be together.
 * 16) They actually have honest conversations with each other.
 * 17) They understand each other and the others' feelings.
 * 18) Their friendship is just great.
 * 19) Jella is better than Bedward at all angles (besides money or something like that). Bedward simply cannot reach the authenticity, warmth, and genuine emotions of Jella.
 * 20) Fanfiction makes them even better. ;)
 * 21) Edward and Bella together are whores that just use each other.
 * 22) Edward acted like an utter douchebag fucking asshole from hell to Bella countless times.
 * 23) The couple name Jella just sounds better than the couple name Bedward. Does it not?

But Taysten.
I've had a history with these two, as well as Robert also. I loved Taysten in their 2009-2010 era (because they were adorable) but then I hated Rob and even in 2011 I shipped Taysten really hard, but then I stopped and accepted Robsten for a short time but still adored Taylor (yeah, that hasn't changed), and when 2012 came along I was about Taysten again and then in June 2012 I was like "Fuck this, TAYBERSTEN FOR EVERYBODY" but then by July 2012 I was like "Fuck everyone, Taylor all the way, I hate Robsteners, I hate Robsten, I love Kristen but I hate Robsten, I feel more pity for Taylor than ever" but when the cheating shit happened I was like, "LOL FORGET KRISTEN" and I was all about Taylor and then I was like "but wait, man, there's Rob" and then I came to my senses and learned to love Rob and then it was Taybert all the way but tonight, ONE gif made me relive my seemingly extinct Taysten feels. One. Fucking. Gif. The way Kristen is looking at him made me MELT.

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So now I think I'm at a very confused point now.



Twilight Questionnaire
 Twilight 

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon

How long did it take you to read the books?

I can't lie...a few months.

Who introduced you to the books?

My mom.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Bella and Edward die.

Who is your favorite character?

Jacob Black, but I also have others, like the Denalis.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Um...Rosalie, the Denali coven, Emmett, Felix, and others....

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Well, Jacob. Duh. Then Paul. He's a legend. ;)

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"I'll fight for you...until your heart stops beating." - My Jakey-poo

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When they became officially engaged.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When they were in Bella's truck after Jacob saved her from drowning. "You don't need me to tell you this, but you're not gonna lose yourself" (or something like that) just gets me. That scene in the movie has SLAYED MY LIFE.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Umm...when Alice was being creepily forceful and prepared Bella for her wedding...?

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley, or in Breaking Dawn - Part 1 when the Cullens were getting their asses whooped.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Bree Tanner, baby.

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Of course!

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon.

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?

Eclipse.

Are you excited about Midnight Sun?

Not really. I mean, I don't care about Edward's disgusting thoughts so it doesn't matter.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Jacob. He and Bella belong together.

Bella or Edward?

That's like deciding between a bucket of dog poo or a bucket of dog puke; both are bad and disgusting. So I pick: neither.

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob!!

Bella or Alice?

Alice.

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob!!!!

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie!

Jasper or Alice?

I don't know. Both?

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper.

Carlisle or Esme?

That's like deciding between apples and oranges; both are great. So I pick: both.

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett.

Emmett or Jacob?

I love both of them so dearly, but you don't hear me fangirling over Emmett half as much as I do over Jacob. So, JACOB.

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie!

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie.

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie.

Charlie or Billy?

Both. They're BFFs!

Jacob or Sam?

Jakey-poo, since he's the REAL Alpha. No offense to Sam, though.

Sam or Quil?

Quil.

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Werewolves or Vampires?

I'd rather kick it wolf-style.

Life Soundtrack (it's interesting)
' IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? '

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

OPENING CREDITS-  "Good Girl Gone Bad" by Rihanna. ...Oh.

WAKING UP-  "I Don't Wanna Go" by Lana Del Rey. Legit.

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL- "Like This" by MIMS. ...Wat.

FALLING IN LOVE- "Airplanes, Part 2" by B.o.b. feat. Hayley Williams. ...No.

BREAKING UP- "American Blood" by Passion Pit. ..Okay.

PROM NIGHT- "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. OH HO HO.

'DAILY 'LIFE- "Teen Idle" by Marina and the Diamonds... Sigh. Legit.

'MENTAL 'BREAKDOWN- "Judas" by Lady Gaga... OH HO HO.

DRIVING- "Whirring" by The Joy Formidable... I feel that.

FLASHBACK- "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga... Ok.

'GETTING 'BACK TOGETHER- "U Got Nothin' On Me" by Demi Lovato... Tbh.

GETTING MARRIED-  "Bug A Boo" by Destiny's Child... HAHAHHAHA.

'BIRTH 'OF CHILD-  "Beautiful Dirty Rich" by Lady Gaga... Wat.

FINAL BATTLE-  "National Anthem (BURNS' SFTCR Remix"... OH HO HO WAT.

FUNERAL- "Fire in the Water" by Feist (from the BD-2 soundtrack).... Que?

'FINAL 'CREDITS- "Glitter and Grease" by Lady Gaga... OH MY GOD YES. RUB. THAT. GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND. RUB THAT GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND. RUB. THAT. GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND. GREASE AROUND.

The Lana Del Rey edition (tee-hee)
OPENING CREDITS-  "This Is What Makes Us Girls" - Tbh.

WAKING UP-  "Yayo" - Oh, damn.

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL- "Lolita" - WHAT, LMAO.

FALLING IN LOVE- "Cola" - Ohhhh my god.

BREAKING UP- "Carmen" - No, dammit.

PROM NIGHT- "Million Dollar Man" - Ouch.

'DAILY 'LIFE- "Dark Paradise" - OUCH.

'MENTAL 'BREAKDOWN- "Born To Die" - OK YOU CAN STOP NOW, iPOD.

DRIVING- "Damn You" - ...Okay.

FLASHBACK- "Bel Air" - AWWWW.

'GETTING 'BACK TOGETHER- "She's Not Me" - Oh ho.

GETTING MARRIED- "Video Games" - AWWWW YOU.

'BIRTH 'OF CHILD-  "Radio" - ...No my life would not be sweet like cinnamon.

FINAL BATTLE- "American" - Be young, be dope, BE PROUD.

FUNERAL- "Summer of Sam" - OH MY GOD WHY THIS ONE OMFG HOW.

'FINAL 'CREDITS- "Body Electric" - ....Damn.

Not sure if I've done this one before or not...
Team Edward or Team Jacob? - Lol, this isn't even a question.

Emmett or Jasper - God, this is hard... Both.

'''Which book in the series is your favourite? - ''' New Moon because that was back when things could have went either way.

'''Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? '''- Between them? Jacob. But then again, Jake deserves better.

'''Bella or Edward? '''- Are you serious? Neither. Well... no, not Edward. Neither.

'''Bella or Jacob? '''- Lol, take a big guess.

'''Bella or Alice? '''- I never really liked Alice, but I'd pick anyone over Bella.

'''Bella or Rosalie? '''- Rosalie HANDS DOWN.

'''Jasper or Edward? '''- Jasper. Fricking, Hale.

'''Carlisle or Esme? '''- Carlisle.

'''Jacob or Sam? '''- Jakey-poo. :3

'''Leah or Emily? '''- There's no choice to be made. Both. And I love Tinsel and Julia so fricking much.

FANDOM. QUESTIONS.
1. The first character I first fell in love with - Emmett Cullen. (Shhhh.)

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now - The Denalis.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t - Edward and Bella.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates - JACOOOOOOOB. Or, Irina.

5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Carlisle Cullen.

6. The character I would totally smooch - PAUL LAHOTE.

7. The character I’d want to be like - Kaaaaate.

8. The character I’d slap - Haha, BELLA.

9. A pairing that I love - JELLA JELLA JELLA JELLA JELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!1!!!1

10. A pairing that I despise - ...Bedward, bitch.

Welp.

 * 1) Do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed. Always closed.
 * 2) Do you have freakles? No.
 * 3) Do you always smile for pictures? Yes. Why get in front of a camera if you're not going to smile?
 * 4) Do you count your steps as you walk? God, I used to be so obsessed with that.
 * 5) Have you ever peed in the woods? Actually, no.
 * 6) Do you dance when theres no music? OMG YES. I start singing on my own.
 * 7) What size is your bed? Double.
 * 8) What is your song of the week? No idea.
 * 9) Where do you hide your money? My wallet.
 * 10) What do you drink with your meal? Water, soda, or juice.
 * 11) What movie could you watch over and over and still love? New Moon. Always New Moon.
 * 12) Do you miss anyone right now? Yeah,  the contents of my refrigerator.

ABCs mwahaha.
A — Available: Yep-a-doo. B — Birthday: November 16th C — Crushing On: Quite a few people, ngl. D — Drink you last had: ...A juice pouch. E — Easiest persons to talk to: ''On the Wiki? Nerming, I guess.'' F — Favorite song: ''Right now? No idea.'' G — Grossest memory: Not sure. H — Hometown: La Push, baby. I — In a relationship with: Nobody, at the moment. J — Jealous of: ...I don't know, whoever gets in bed with Taylor at night? K — Killed someone: Sure.... L — Last relationship: Was too far away to remember. M — Middle Name: Call me Pat. N — Number of siblings: Just one. O — One wish: To pass a huge exam on the 15th. P — Person who called you last: ''My brother... Jesus, that boy needs to be more observant.'' Q — Question you’re always asked: ''"Did you mean TeamJACOBSoDealWithIt?" Bitch, if I meant that I would have said that.  R — Reason to smile: School is almost out!!'' S — Song you last sang: I would like to say it was "Mambo No. 5." T — Time you woke up: ''5:58am. -_- U — Ugliest color: A diarrhea green color that my math teacher wears.'' V — Who you miss: Old crushes... Sigh. W — Worst habit: ''Obsessing over things. Then again, some things cannot be changed.'' X — Whats your favorite color: Purple, of course. Y — Your last hug was with: My friend Liz, I think. Z — My best friends: ''On the Wiki? Oh, I have like 10 of them: Kelly, Carlie, Lucy, Scarlet, Volante, Dorothy, Nike's Girl, Savannah, Alice, and Nerming. Love you guys! <3''

Close Encounters of the Twilightish Kind - Act VI
So here is a list of all my Twilight cast member encounters:
 * Julia Jones at the Twilight Convention
 * Tinsel Korey at the Twilight Convention
 * Tyson Houseman at the Twilight Convention
 * BooBoo Stewart at the Twilight Convention (He was so close to me!!!)
 * I've asked Ashley Greene a bunch of questions online, but I can't seem to find the response video....
 * Kristen. Stewart. Gave. A meaningful. Answer. To. A question. Of mine. For. Snow White. VICTORY!

Twilight websites that don't suck.
Here are some websites I recommend to Twilighters, from my personal list of bookmarks on my computer. Includes fanfiction, fansites, and funnies: And for the critical fans because they should -- no, they BETTER -- be out there since the Twilight Saga world couldn't function properly without 'em:
 * Team-Twilight (Great fansite. It updates news rather quickly.)
 * The Twilight Saga section of Entertainment Weekly (Has some good slideshows. But beware. The hater comments are annoying.)
 * Official movie websites (Trailers, photos, Twitter feed...)
 * Bella's Diary (good fanfiction here!) (Besides the good fanfiction, this is also a Twilight Saga news site.)
 * Twilight Saga section of Fandango (Lots of stuff.)
 * Twilighters Annonymous (I don't go on this site much, but the possibilities are endless. Games, news, music, news, and more!)
 * Twilight Quotes (Trying to find some character quotes? You've reached the right place!)
 * Twilight Saga section of Stick Man Theatre (These are HILARIOUS.)
 * Team Taylor Lautner got taken down. :'(
 * Gay For Taylor Lautner (Bless George's little Taylor-lovin' heart. This blog on Tumblr is AMAZING. It will have you laughing until your sides hurt, drooling until you mess up your computer, and going "Awww!" more than a recorded sitcom. Gay For Taylor Lautner is AWESOME.)
 * Lion and Lamb Confessions (Pretty interesting, actually. Send in your juiciest, funniest, more interesting Twilight confessions.)
 * Reasoning With Vampires, an amazing blog on Tumblr that is a critical analysis of the Twilight Saga. The blogger isn't a fan at all, but this is good stuff.

Twilight Cakes!!!
The other day in chat, some of us were talking about cakes, and that is what inspired me for this section of my profile.

It looks like you can get pretty much any Twilight character you want on a cake. So...who do you want a mouthful of?

...You have such a dirty mind. Who do you want a mouthful of cake  of? Jeez.

"We have got it made like ice cream topped with honey..." (The Olympic Coven)
What do I think of the Cullens? I sorta like them and all, but I think they are rather boring excuses for vampires, and they barely count as vampires at all to me. They're bland, they manage to not rip each other to shreds, they associate themselves with humans, and they don't even drink human blood. They are humanized in so many ways. It's sort of hard to think of them as vampires sometimes. They seem to be so flawless (and so boring), that they've basically got it made like ice cream topped with honey. If Edward hadn't started dating Bella, the Cullens would still be doing the boring stuff they've been doing. They are beautiful, dirty -- no, make that clean, 'cause they don't do anything at all --, and rich. That is it. It's not like I don't like some of them, but they don't make very good vampires. They're not bad enough. I say, if you are going to be a vampire, do it right. The Cullens are okay as characters, but very bad excuses for vampires. They're not dirty enough.

Also, have I ever mentioned how overrated they are? They're always described as the interesting or beautiful coven, when I honestly think that the other covens don't get enough credit. The Denali Coven is miles more interesting and beautiful than the Olympic Coven. The Denalis are the unsung heroes. If it weren't for Kate and Eleazar, Bella wouldn't have been able to save everyone's butts in Breaking Dawn. Think about that. But without further ado, let's explorer my opinion on the Olympic Coven.

Carlisle Cullen
He's a good dude and all, but I don't find anything particularly interesting about him. He's the "good one", a doctor, rich, good-looking, and all that crap, but what does he actually contribute to the story?

Esme Cullen
As with Carlisle, Esme is great and all, but she doesn't really do anything either. I'm glad that she's the mother role (the mother is definitely the fiercest member of the family), but what does so contribute to the story? Nearly nothing, right? That's what I thought. Also, Esme is very creepy. She reminds me of one of those housewives that is never suspected when her family is found brutally murdered in the basement. Just saying.

Edward Cullen....
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Don't even get me started on this Barbie doll. I hate this asshole for many, many different reasons. I'll just list a few of them. I have enough reasons to hate him, right? Right.
 * He's abusive.
 * He's overrated.
 * Most of his fangirls are vicious, stupid assholes.
 * He's a jackass.
 * He doesn't learn from his mistakes.
 * He still dates Bella, who is an idiot as well.
 * He's pathetic.
 * He goes through little-to-zero character change.
 * He's twisted as f**k.
 * He's so tortured, and - sorry kids - it ain't cute. Stephenie Meyer probably writes out his issues and crap to get fans to feel sorry for him and go, "Awwww," but I don't buy it at all. He just looks more and more like a little bitch to me.
 * He's unreasonable.
 * He's insensitive.
 * Did I mention that he's abusive?
 * He's not even a little attractive.
 * Charlie hates him.
 * He's so controlling.
 * He's so rude.
 * His controlling of Bella is looked at by protectiveness, which isn't right.
 * Like Bella, he's a hypocrite.
 * He acts as if he is Bella's father, and Bella's okay with it.
 * Bella's okay with all of Edward's controlling and abuse. Everyone can see it but them.
 * His horrible behavior makes girls swoon. *gag*
 * He's a dirty old man.

Alice Cullen
Once upon a time, I really did like Alice Cullen. In fact, I loved her. But I was naive (and a lot less opinionated) back then. I tend to find Alice rather pushy and obnoxious now. I don't hate her (since it's impossible to hate the little monster), but I do find her annoying. She's too giggly for my liking, and she's easily bribed with cars. No me gusta. But I would love to go shopping with Alice. *nod*

Jasper Hale
Jasper Hale is slightly crazy. He fought in the Southern vampire wars, he got wrapped into Maria's trap (all because he thought she, Lucy, and Nettie were hookers [just saying]), and he pretty much went through hell. Jasper has battle scars. Jasper almost killed Bella. And that's why he's my favorite vampire out of the Olympic Coven. He's the only person there that actually seems like a vampire. The Olympic Coven is the saddest excuse for a group of vampires ever, but Jasper is the only real vampire. I think vampires are supposed to be a little crazy, not too calm. The Olympic Coven as a whole doesn't do anything special at all. If you're going to be a vampire, do it right, dammit. Jasper's close, though.

Rosalie Hale
Everyone hates Rosalie, I know. Everyone thinks she's a bitch for hating Bella, everyone thinks she's vain for getting pissed over Edward not liking her, and everyone thinks she's stupid for wanting to be human. Well, I f**king love me some Rosalie Hale. It's really refreshing to have a character that's not jizzing themselves over Bella and Edward. She's one of the only vampires in the Olympic Coven that I can actually respect. Rosalie is such a fun character to me. She makes her opinion known, and I love that. I can also feel her pain. All she wanted was to be married and with children, and in the end she didn't have a choice. I think that everyone deserves choices. Just because she and Bella don't have the same opinions and values, that doesn't make Rosalie worth any less than Bella. Rosalie is great.

Emmett Cullen
The Cullens are boring, brooding bitches already, but without Emmett I would have to shoot myself in the foot. Emmett keeps things humored and light. It's nice.

Bella Swan & Renesmee Cullen
I could go into a huge rant about these two whores as I did for Edward, but to keep it short and simple, Bella and Renesmonster should just be renamed Mrs. Mary-Sue and her Mary-Sue daughter. Damn sixth rangers.

Sea of Stars: Reviews, Reviews, and More Reviews
So...here are my reviews on basically everything of the Twilight Saga.

Twilight

 * The book: 2.5 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The first graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The second graphic novel: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 2 out of 5 stars

New Moon

 * The book: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 5 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 5 out of 5 stars

Eclipse

 * The book: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The movie: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * The soundtrack: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The score: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Breaking Dawn

 * The book: 2 out of 5 stars
 * The movie trailers: 3.5 out of 5 stars
 * Prediction for Part 2: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1: 3 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 soundtrack: 4.5 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 theatrical trailer: 4.9 out of 5 stars
 * Part 1 score: (from what I've heard of it so far) 4 out of 5 stars
 * Part 2 Target clip: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Part 2 trailer: 4 out of 5, baby
 * Part 2 promo so far: ...Eh, 2.5 out of 5
 * Part 2: 3.5 out of 5 stars.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

 * The book: 3 out of 5 stars

Midnight Sun

 * The partial draft: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Other Stuff

 * The Guide: 4.75 out of 5 stars
 * The wardrobe: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The hair: 3 out of 5 stars
 * The makeup: 4 out of 5 stars
 * The acting: 3.25 out of 5 stars (the human performances bring up the score about one star)
 * Taylor Lautner's abs: 8 out of 5 stars
 * The fight scenes: 3.75 out of 5 stars
 * The kissing scenes: 4 out of 5 stars
 * Summit's cleverness of keeping material under wraps: 1.5 out of 5 stars
 * Robert Pattinson at award shows: 1.5 out of 5 stars (I give him 1 extra star for putting the smooch on Taylor)
 * Ashley Greene's style: 5 out of 5 stars (It's totally impeccable)
 * Kristen Stewart's style: 4 out of 5 stars (She is always SO CLOSE to being absolutely fabulous.)
 * Taylor Lautner's style: 6 out of 5 stars (The boy can dress, no doubts about it.)
 * Fansites: 4 out of 5 stars (Because some are on it when it comes to Twilight Saga news.)
 * Stephenie Meyer's writing: 1.75 out of 5 stars
 * Bella Swan/Cullen's personality: -239 out of 5 stars
 * Edward Cullen's personality: -236 out of 5 stars
 * Twilight hair products: -10 out of 5 stars. Lamest. Idea. EVER. Summit really needs to make a quick buck, huh?

My favorite Twilight Saga actors

 * Taylor. Lautner. End of story.
 * Kristen Stewart
 * Anna Kendrick
 * BooBoo Stewart
 * Bronson Pellitier
 * Julia Jones
 * Alex Meraz
 * Tyson Houseman
 * Tinsel Korey
 * Michael Sheen
 * Michael Welch
 * Christian Serratos
 * Casey LaBow
 * Mia Maestro
 * Christian Camargo
 * RAMI MALEK. RAMI MALEK. RAMI. RAMI. RAMI.
 * Judi Shekoni
 * Just everyone.
 * Spunk Ransom
 * Ashley Greene
 * JUST EVERYONE.

"Amen fashion!"
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120118152209/twilightsaga/images/e/ec/Tumblr_lxzqnzhCZe1qf8wj4o4_250.gif My favorite Twilight Saga style icons.

Characters

 * Rosalie.
 * Carmen is very fierce and you know it.
 * Victoria (Leaves! Feather boas! Reow!)
 * Edward (Work that peacoat, Eddie!)
 * Jacob (Just shorts. That is all you need, Jakie. <3)
 * The entire Denali coven. (I have a feeling they will stir the fashion pot a little bit.)
 * The Amazon coven. (Time to break out the leather and animal prints.)
 * The Romanians, man... S&M.
 * Jessica (Headbands are sooo her thing.)

Actors

 * Taylor Lautner. (So clean-cute, so cute, so perfect! When has he ever made a fashion faux-pas?)
 * Kristen Stewart. (You're getting there, Kris. You've had some lows, some major highs, and a few almost-theres. Stay on that road to fashion perfection!)
 * Ashely Greene. (She is fabulous in pretty much anything. Ashley is just awesome.)
 * Kellan Lutz. (He never seems to look bad.)
 * Booboo Stewart. (He looks great in just about anything.)
 * Casey LaBow. (Just fabulous.)

OTPs that failed to exist.
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Why I'm Here (Twilight History)
I was half a virgin when I first discovered Twilight. Sometime around March 2009, my mom started reading the first book. I remember at a camp I told one of my counselors that the Twilight book looked stupid and that I would never ever read it. Lmfao, look at me now. Anyway, my mom made my dad and I watch the movie with her because she really, really liked the book, but I don't think she was obsessed with it. I did not understand the movie at all. I even missed the kissing scene (gasp!). Then later, I decided to read the book for the heck of it. I was not interested in it at all. It took me about a month to read. But, I finally finished it. After school got out for the summer I put New Moon on hold at the library, but by the time it came in, in June, I already had the box set of the Twilight Saga books. I read the second book in a week, the third in five days, (though nobody believed me), and the fourth one in about two weeks. I was obsessed with the Twilight Saga by the time school was back in session. My obsession has grown so much since then. I've really changed as a person, too. I think I'm just an evil bitch right now but whatever. And that's how I became a self-proclaimed Twiheart. I prefer that term way more than Twihard - kinda. I've read Twilight about....four times. New Moon about four times. Eclipse about.... three times, I'm pretty sure. And Breaking Dawn only one full time, but I read random parts of it at different times. Like, if I read books one and two, I won't read book three. If I read book three, I won't read books one and two. I've seen the first movie way too many times to count. I've seen the second movie LOTS of times. I'm rarely ever sick of New Moon. I have seen Eclipse... oh gosh, um.... MANY, MANY, MANY times. And I have seen the last two movies about twice.... in my dreams. No, really, I dreamed about Breaking Dawn more than three times so far. I need to stop keeping score. It'd take forever.

Some of the Best Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * The nickname "Re-name-me"
 * The deleted scenes from the movies
 * What really happened to Lauren
 * The Breaking Dawn movies will include extra bits that weren't in the book
 * The Breaking Dawn 'Part 1 soundtrack will be released on November 8 (One of my friends' birthdays! Miss ya, Ree-Ree!)
 * Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are going to live together
 * Fans were lined up for Comic-Con 2011 on Monday (the Breaking Dawn panel and co. wasn't until Thursday!)
 * The Breaking Dawn 1 trailer
 * The countdown to the next movie going from triple-digits to double-digits!
 * Kristen Stewart is a fan of Sia!
 * Taylor Lautner is a fan of reality shows! We'd get along perfectly. :D
 * Jacob speaking Quileute! *melts*
 * The new trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 1!
 * Kristen Stewart likes Lady Gaga. (TRUE STORY.)

Some of the Worst Twilight-Related Things I've Ever Heard or Seen or Read

 * Jacob imprinting
 * Rachelle LeFevre being recast
 * Nessie's full first name (It's so bad I refuse to say or type it)
 * Robert Pattinson's new haircut
 * Justin Bieber beating Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson for Male Hottie at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards
 * There is still more than a month left until the next movie!
 * Bella Swan, 'nuff said.
 * Edward Cullen, 'nuff said.
 * Re-name-me Cullen. You guessed it. 'Nuff said.
 * People saying all fans of the Twilight Saga are raging, obsessive lunatics
 * Summit hasn't given us a new trailer yet. Jerks....
 * Twilight hair styling tools. *cough*Lame*coughcough*

Hobbies

 * Reading (gimme a Laurie Halse Anderson novel and I'll be all over it)
 * Writing
 * Going on the computer
 * Playing the violin
 * Listening to music
 * Laughing it up with my friends
 * Talking on the phone
 * Obsessing over the Twilight Saga
 * Laughing in general
 * Joking around
 * Not keeping my bedroom clean
 * Tapping my footPicture255.png
 * Biting my lip
 * Stuttering
 * Being a klutz
 * Painting my nails
 * Watching TV
 * Going to the movies
 * Being a diva
 * Playing Blackjack
 * Being a sass-master
 * Beating my guy friends at games

Things I Love That Are Not Twilight Related

 * Fashion, fashion, and more fashion. It is my numero-uno goal as a career.
 * Most of my hobbies
 * Music (classical, pop, hip hop, alternative, trip hop, indie rock, etc.)
 * Accents of all kind besides American! I love Spanish accents, Italian accents, sometimes Greek accents, especially British and Australian accents, and other accents. I also currently discovered that Irish accents are ADORABLE! I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I love Australians.
 * Almost anything purple. It is my favorite color, and has always been my favorite color. Gimme something purple and I'll love you forever....except for Edward Cullen. He can keep his purple object.
 * Nicki Minaj. She is my favorite artist at the moment (July 9, 2011) and I just love her! She's really talented and kick-butt.
 * Writing music, whether it's song parodies or violin covers of songs. I want to post my Twilight Saga song lyrics here, but I might be ridiculed for it.
 * Going on this wiki and meeting new people! Seriously, if you are reading this, you are awesome.
 * Debating about the Twilight Saga with other people.
 * Being sarcastic.
 * Reality shows. I would get along well with Taylor Lautner, LOL.
 * Sunglasses. I live in my sunglasses in the summertime! I currently have four pairs and one is sitting on my head at the moment. I'm a sucker for the shades. =)
 * Reading fanfiction. It just might get me through the wait until Breaking Dawn 1.
 * Black and white photos of celebrities. They are gorgeous!
 * The old Disney Channel shows. Bring Raven & Eddie & Chelsea, Kim & Ron & Rufus, Ren & LouisPicture2777.png & Beans, and Penny & LaCienega & Dijonay & Zoey back!
 * Lana Del Rey's music. I'm in love.

Song Lyrics I Have Stuck In My Head At The Moment - Act VII

 * "I'm gonna marry the night. Won't give up on my life. I'm a warrior queen, live passionately tonight..." -"Marry The Night", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:39 pm) - Born This Way
 * "I won't cry for you. I won't crucify the things you do." -"Bloody Mary", Lady Gaga (June 3rd, 2011; 6:40 pm) - Born This Way
 * "I'll seek you out, flay you alive. One more word and you won't survive." -"Eyes On Fire", Blue Foundation (June 3rd, 2011; 6:41 pm) - Twilight soundtrack
 * "There's a fire starting in my heart. Reaching a fever pitch, and it's bringing me out the dark."-"Rolling In The Deep", Adele (June 3rd, 2011; 7:39 pm) - 21
 * "Rat tat tat tat on your dum dum drum. The beats so phat, gonna make me come um um um, over to your place."-"Sleazy", Ke$ha (June 5th, 2011; 10:29 am) - Cannibal
 * "We like you. This is a game for anyone. The time has come. Stop trying."-"Stop Trying", Sia (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am) - We Are Born
 * "I met a girl in east L.A, in floral shorts as sweet as May..."-"Americano", Lady Gaga (June 5th, 2011; 10:30 am) - Born This Way
 * "He said, 'Sit back down where you belong, in the corner of my bar with your hight heels on. Sit down on the couch where we made love the first time,' and you said to me...."-"You and I", Lady Gaga (June 28, 2011; 10:58 am) - Born This Way
 * "BFB! BFB! My best friend's brother is the one for me!"-"Best Friend's Brother", Victoria Justice (July 1, 2011; 6:52 pm) OH MY GOSH, I HATE THAT SONG.
 * "...I get money so I do what I pleases. I live with the .... pools and the treeses."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:27 am) - Pink Friday
 * "Couple wet wipes case a bum try to touch me. Ew."-"Did It On 'Em", Nicki Minaj (July 9, 2011; 10:28 am) LOL. - Pink Friday
 * "The party don't start till I walk in."-"TiK ToK", Ke$ha (July 18, 2011; 11:55am) - Animal
 * "7am wakin' up in the mornin'. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have a bowl, gotta have cereal....Kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the backseat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?"-"Friday", Rebecca Black (July 29, 2011; 1:53pm)
 * "I don't ever wanna drink again. I just...ooh, I just need a friend."-"Rehab", Amy Winehouse (R.I.P., Amy!) (July 29, 2011; 1:54pm) - Back To Black
 * "You can fix your hair if it won't grow. You can fix your nose if he says so. You can buy all the makeup the mac can make. But if, if you look inside you. Find out who am I, too, be in a position that makes me feel so damn unpretty."-"Unpretty", TLC (R.I.P., Left-Eye!) (July 31, 2011; 7:48pm) - Fan Mail
 * "And I will pose if I wanna. And I will vogue like Madonna!"-"All I Want Is Everything", Victoria Justice (August 1, 2011; 8:22pm)
 * "I feel pretty and witty and bright."-"I Feel Pretty / Unpretty", Dianna Agron and Lea Michele from Glee (August 1, 2011; 9:07pm)
 * "Off with your head! And dance dance dance 'til you're dead!"-"Thriller / Heads Will Roll", the Glee cast (August 2, 2011; 10:16am)
 * "You can't rain on my parade, I'm sunshine on a cloudy day. Make lemons into lemonade!"-"Just The Way I Am" (from The Buzz On Maggie), Skye Sweetam (August 3, 2011; 9:05pm)
 * "Get on the floor!"-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:02am)
 * "Hi, hater. Kiss kiss, I'll see you later."-"Swagger Jagger", Cher Lloyd (August 24, 2011; 9:03am)
 * "Get your hot rods ready to rumble! 'Cause we're gonna fall in love tonight!"-"Highway Unicorn (Road To Love)", Lady Gaga (September 1, 2011; 7:47am) - Born This Way
 * "I'm a nerd. I chew gum and smoke in your face. I'm absurd."-"Bad Kids", Lady Gaga (September 2, 2011; 8:21pm) - Born This Way
 * "There'll be no sunlight if I lose you baby..."-"It Will Rain", Bruno Mars (September 30, 2011; 2:33pm) - Breaking Dawn Part 1 soundtrack
 * "Let's raise hell in the streets, drink beer, and get into trouble."-"Heavy Metal Lover", Lady Gaga (December 4, 2011; 9:32am) - Born This Way
 * "We found love in a hopeless place. We found love in a hoooopeleeeessss plaaaaace."-"We Found Love", Rihanna (December 4, 2011; 9:33am) - Talk That Talk
 * The ENTIRE THING of "Birthday Cake" by Rihanna. I have been listening to it on repeat since 9am. (December 27, 2011; 6:46pm) - Talk That Talk
 * "...wonderful, 'cause I am."-"Wondeful" by Stefani Germanotta (January 1, 2012; 3:18pm)
 * "I lick the gun when I'm done 'cause I know that revenge is sweet."-"G4L" by Rihanna (January 16, 2012; 8:17pm) - Rated R
 * "Gangsta 4 life..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (January 20, 2012; 1:29pm) - Rated R
 * The entire thing of "Russain Roulette" by Rihanna (January 21, 2012; 8:32pm) - Rated R
 * "Oh, girl, you know we ain't done yet. Gotta a lot to handle, we ain't took over the world yet. Boom! We're an army, better yet a navy, better yet crazy, guns in the air..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (February 6, 2012; 7:26pm) - Rated R
 * "I'm ready roll. Girl, I'm with you, if they get you, they get me. So come on, let's go. Bitch, I'm with you, if he whip you, he whip me. You know I'm down, I'm down for life, loaded reloaded. Let's go, gangsta for life 'til the day that I die. Yeah, I promise I'm standing high. You know that I'm there, you know I'm down. Gangsta for life..."-"G4L" by Rihanna (February, 2012; 7:10pm) - Rated R
 * "Now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a f**kin' dream I'm livin' in. Baby, love me 'cause I'm playing on the radio. (How do you like me now?) Pick me up and take me like a vitamin, 'cause my body's sweet like sugar venom, oh yeah. Baby, love me 'cause I'm playin' on the radio. (How do you like me now?)"-"Radio" by Lana Del Rey (March 23, 2012; 6:30am) - Born To Die
 * "Money is the anthem. God, you're so handsome. Money is the anthem of success...Tell me I'm your National Anthem. Tell me I'm your National Anthem. Red, white, blues in the skies. Summer's in the air, and, baby, Heaven's in your eyes. I'm your National Anthem."-"National Anthem" by Lana Del Rey (March 23, 2012; 6:33am) - Born To Die
 * "Blue jeans, white shirt. Walked into the room, you know you made my eyes burn. It was like James Dean, for sure. You're so fresh to death and sick as ca-cancer. You were sort of punk rock, I grew up on hip hop, but you fit me better than my favorite sweater and I know that love is mean (oh oh) and love hurts (oh oh), and I still remember the day we met in December, oh baby..."-"Blue Jeans" by Lana Del Rey (April 2, 2012; 2:05pm) - Born To Die
 * "I will love you 'til the end of time. I would wait a million years. Promise you'll remember that you're mine. Baby, can you see through the tears? Love you more than those bitches before. Say you'll remember, oh baby, say you'll remember, baby, whoooo...I will love you 'til the end of time."-"Blue Jeans" by Lana Del Rey (April 8, 2012; 7:35am) - Born To Die
 * "Baby, put on heart-shaped sunglasses, 'cause we're gonna take a ride."-"Diet Mountain Dew" by Lana Del Rey (April 25, 2012; 6:45am) - Born To Die
 * "I gotta find your love and I gotta find your heart..."-"Find Your Love" by Drake (April 25, 2012; 6:46am) - Thank Me Later
 * "Look at your watch now! You're still a super-hot female!"-"What You Waiting For?" by Gwen Stefani (May 1, 2012; 3:57pm) - Love. Angel. Music. Baby.
 * "Kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness. I just wanted you to know that, baby, you're the best."-"Summertime Sadness" by Lana Del Rey (May 29, 2012; 2:37pm) - Born To Die
 * "We can get down like there's no one around, we keep on rockin'. We keep on rockin', rockin'."-"Gimme More" by Britney Spears (June 16, 2012; 1:33pm) - Blackout
 * "RUB. THAT. GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND. RUB THAT GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND. RUB. THAT. GLITTER AND GREASE AROUND, GREASE AROUND."-"Glitter and Grease" by Lady Gaga (June 26, 2012; 8:18pm) - Unreleased
 * "We get down every Friday night, dancin' and grindin' in the pale moonlight..."-"Body Electric" by Lana Del Rey (June 29, 2012; 7:34am) - Upcoming album due in November
 * "Don't go knockin' on my door. Gotta stay away for sure, you say you miss me like crazy..."-"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door" by Britney Spears (July 17, 2012; 5:51pm) - Oops! ...I Did It Again
 * "Heaven is my baby, suicide's her father, opulence is the end..."-"Body Electric" by Lana Del Rey - To be released in November....
 * "'Cause I just discovered imagination's taking over, another day without a lover, the more I come to understand the touch of my hand."-"Touch of My Hand" by Britney Spears (yeah, it's what you think it's about. SUE ME) - In The Zone
 * "I got that boom boom, that you want. Watching me all night long, hurry up before it's gone."-"(I Got That) Boom Boom" by Britney Spears - In The Zone
 * "Just have fun, wanna play you like a game boy, don't want one, what's the thrill of the same toy, lalalalala, lalalala lie down, down, down. ...Baby, I'm a sociopath, sweet serial killer, on a warpath 'cause I love you just a little too much. I love you just a little too much, much, much."-"Serial Killer" by Lana Del Rey - Born To Die: Paradise Edition
 * "I'm not in love with you, but I'm in love with the way you move!"-"Body To Body" by Electric Valentine - I don't even know, Dance Central 2
 * "They're disgusting, I'm delicious. They disgust me, I'm delicious. Let's discuss this, I'm delicious. ...Delicious."-"Delicious" by Lana Del Rey - Idk, it was leaked.
 * "You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. You say 'take it off, take it off.'" - "Mermaid Motel" by Lana Del Rey - The Lizzy Grant album. This song is so hot, omg.

Users I Admire On This Wiki
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If you think I'm an antagonizing bitch that has no business being on this Wiki, then you're sort of right. But I do like some of the users here, and I ain't goin' anywhere. There are some users that are just awesome. I tend to love my friends like they are family, ha-ha. I'm just a friendly person...I hope. It seems like there are some people who like me, and then there are people that seem to hate me, which sucks, but whatever. It's their loss. At least there are the people that I admire. And I've learned something from all of them.
 * Bellscullen aka Dorothy. (She's really sweet and smart beyond her years. And she was my very first friend on this Wiki, which means a lot. We also tend to get into trouble a lot, LOL. When do we get to take our Wiki mugshots?) 1 thing I've learned: dads can be strange. G4L.
 * Teamemmet (She is also sweet, nice, and in addition, she has that cool Twilight oath on her page and she's British. By the way, she loves Seth, which makes her even cooler. And did you know she's funny? Her: "Guess what?" Me: "Taylor Lautner's at my front door?!" Her: "No, he's at mine!" I have no idea why I always laugh at that....) 1 thing I've learned: in Britain, they call candy "sweets". And they say "maths" instead of math. It's so cute!
 * All the admins. (It takes some true power to keep a wiki in order, all with many other users that range in age from under 10 to their 60s and beyond. If this wiki were the Twilight Saga, the admins would be our lovely Volturi, no doubt...as long as I get to be a Denali vamp in an even more epic version of the Denali coven, with my friends.) 1 thing I've learned: what did I not learn from the admins? I've learned about editing, patience, templates, etc.
 * EdwardCu11enRocks aka Ashley. (Her opinion is also great though sometimes I do not agree with it...but yeah, she's cool.) 1 thing I've learned: yes, even a Team Jacob fan and a Team Edward fan can be civil to each other.
 * Mrs.Volterra (Just plain awesome. Got me interested in Felix too.) 1 thing I've learned: Felix is awesome!
 * GingerAsh aka Ashley. (She has awesome fanfiction, and she's really smart too.) 1 thing I've learned: gingers have souls. ;)
 * Team-jacob girl (Eternal awesomeness takes the form of a Twihard when Team-jacob girl is around. She's like, so amazing. And she is so, so sweet. There are no words to describe her awesomeness.) 1 thing I've learned: being slightly nicer goes a long way. It's nice to reign my claws in...at least every once in a while.
 * DenaliLover aka Volante. (She is totally sweet and fabulous! By the way, she used to be Teamcullen, but then she changed her name to DenaliLover. Gee, I wonder who convinced her to love the Denalis...*cough*LavendaBrunette-and-I *cough cough*) 1 thing I've learned: sweetness, sincerity, and a love for the Denali coven is worldwide. G4L!
 * Puddinginthesky (She is a very interesting being...in a good way, of course. Pudding rules.) 1 thing I've leanred: Stephenie Meyer's writing has serious issues.
 * Scarly aka Scarlet. (One of my writing inspirations, and a great friend. Scarly is awesome. Hugs, hugs, hugs.) 1 thing I've learned: fanfiction can be totally fun! G4l.
 * May Day Girl (West coast girl, loves Pretty Little Liars, awesome.) 1 thing I've learned: hating another user is impossible. May Day Girl proves that as pissy as some users can get, totally losing your cool is ridiculous.
 * Krashley (Very sweet.) 1 thing I've learned: it's fun to watch movies together online worldwide!
 * LavendaBrunette aka Kelly. (Sister Monster! Funny, crazy, random, awesome person. We were probably sisters in a different life too. Great minds think alike. Lavenda is so confident and so sure of herself, it's amazing. She is one of my inspirations for a lot of things. Confidence, writing, fashion...the list goes on. She is the greatest person I have met online. Don't like her? COME AT ME, BRO...ha-ha.) 1 thing I've learned: one?! This crazy lady has made me a better person over the course of seven months. To list all the things I've learned from Lavenda would take forever. G4L, Kelly. G4L.
 * Jazzybizzle aka Jasmine. (Addictive fanfiction, funny personality! Update more "La Push Baby" or I will find you, Jazzy!!! I'm serious! It's been months....) 1 thing I've learned: fanfiction isn't as ill-worthy as I thought. Much like Scarly, Jazzybizzle has made me a fanfiction lover.
 * Pucktana88 aka Lucy. (Cool, funny, loves Glee, nice, and is a bomb-diggity fanfic writer. Plus, I love the band pictures she's made. Pucky is so sweet. And she's one of my internet wifeys. And in a different dimension, she is Merrygold, and I am Lautner. End. Of. Story.) 1 thing I've learned: you can find a best friend for life even though they're across the country from you. G4L!
 * Green Fairy (So, SO talented!) 1 thing I've learned: even a non-Twilight fan can have the patience to help out a bunch of Twihards with signatures and wallpapers.
 * BreeTannerFan (Obsesses over Jacob with me, chat hops with me, wants to punch Bella in the face with me... BreeTannerFan is one of the most outgoing people I have ever met on the Internet.) 1 thing I've learned: the people at the LEGO Wiki, surprisingly, couldn't be any crueller to Twihards...Like, what the hell.
 * TheWolfPacksBitch aka Carlie. (TWPB used to be Ilovestephaniemeyer. Her new name is awesome, I know. Chat hopping couldn't be better with her. Plus, she loves the wolf pack. Aww yeah! And she's my other internet wifey. Love her to death.) 1 thing I've learned: WHAT?! ONE THING?! Like Lavenda, TWPB has taught me so much. I grew to love the wolf pack nearly as much as she does, we bond over how cruel some boys can be, etc. G4L to Carlie as well.
 * TooPreddieSiSi aka Sierra. (She has impeccable, AMAZING taste. Team-freaking-Jacob, baby.) 1 thing I've learned: good taste spreads everywhere.
 * Melissasippi aka Melissa. (One of the sweetest, smartest people ever.) 1 thing I've learned: one can go through so much and still come out victorious.
 * That one anonymous user that signs her comments "TEAM JACOB!! (kickin it wolf style)" (Get an account, lady! We can talk more if you do! You are awesomesauce though!) UPDATE: That anonymous user has an account now! :D Her name is TaycobsessionObnoxiousMoronicBlackNike'sGirl. And I thought my name was long, LOL. Nike's Girl rocks my socks. *endless Jacob hugs!!*) 1 thing I've learned: One?! ONE?! Nike's Girl is one of my besties. But the most important thing I've learned is that Jacob hugs are and will always be the best hugs to give. <3 G to the fricking 4L.
 * TwilightBabe145 (Loves her Riley, so funny, and awesomesauce. 'Nuff said.) 1 thing I've learned: Twihards can be cool with each other. A team is just a label, babe.
 * TeamSeth aka Helen. (She has a great, great opinion. We are both in love with Jacob like he is a real person. TeamSeth is an awesome person.) 1 thing I've learned: seeing Jacob hurt sucks a lot! Also, JELLA FANFIC PICS OWN. 'Nuff said.
 * CarlaCullen aka Charlotte. (We love our dance partners, and she just rules. The most enthusiastic Ashley Greene and Alice Cullen fan I have ever met. Anytime I see a photo of Ashley Greene, I will think of Carla. G4L, girlie!) 1 thing I've learned: Jasper can be lovable.
 * Ginaswan (She is too nice. She's one of the friendliest people here.) 1 thing I've learned: this Wiki is great with positive people.
 * MinorStoop (MinorStoop is so, so helpful, and he [last time I checked at least. MS.] knows what he's doing and does it without being a total jerk, which I totally respect.) 1 thing I've learned: ...Um...Err... ... ... Just kidding. Even someone who doesn't even like Twilight would help a Twilight Wiki. [There's a nutter born every minute, TT. MS.]
 * Wolvesforever17 (Why did I not add this amazing user earlier?! Ahh, her posts on Jella give me life.) 1 thing I've learned: a wolf-lover lives inside all of us.
 * Alicehale.jasper aka Alice. (I love this girl. Great chatter, great personality. Awesomesauceome.)
 * Love and Lust aka Savannah. (Crazy-smart, crazy-cool, crazy-amazing chica here! This girl is phenomenal. G4L!) 1 thing I've learned: True love will come to everyone. It does exist. :)
 * JasperandDamonhottestvamps aka Nerming. (LOVE this girl!! She's amazing, and her taste in fanfiction is impeccable. <3) 1 thing I've learned: Chat promises come in handy. What happens in the chat stays in the chat and that's that.
 * TEAMIDK aka Sam. (Loooooove this girl. She [and her sister, Melissa] is so sweet and hilarious, and did I mention that she's smart as f**k?! :O) 1 thing I've learned: Even clumsy people are lovable. :3
 * Twilightsagafan aka Justine. (Sweet, sweet, sweet, loves her friends, etc. Btw, I love her first name.) 1 think I've learned: There is nothing wrong with marching to your own beat.
 * TheLunarEclipse (This boy. THIS BOY. God. He's one of my partners and crime. We sorta clicked immediately. Where has he been all my life!?) 1 thing I've learned: ...One? ONE thing? This whore is just awesome. That's it.
 * ImperiexSeed (This guy is one in a million. Seedy's my bro.) 1 thing I've learned: I'm a smart-ass... but what else is new?

The Seemingly Endless Collection of Random Stuff (That Includes Fan-Art That I've Made!!) - End Credits
If you seriously read my entire user page, congratulations. You must either: a) have absolutely nothing to do; b) be stalking me; or c) be an awesome person who can tolerate all this junk. You get cookies.

If you cheated and did not read my entire user page, no cookies for you. You should feel ashamed of yourself, you cheater.

But here are some random pictures, slideshows, galleries, etc.

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And that's all. Buh-bye!