User:TeamJakeward1402

Hey! To tell the truth,I am not much ofa looker so if you are still reading this,you are out of the world and simply awesome.To clear any doubts,I am Team Jacob,till hell freezes over.

Me and myself!
My name is Jashanjot but I prefer to go with Jashan.I am 13 and I live in India with my mom,dad and brother.Iam a very shy person and the only links I have with people I know is through social networking sites.I am an introvert and wear glasses and yes,I am a nerd :).It makes me even more cooler.Want to be friends with some other nerd?Go to my "Nerd Buddy Ilovestephaniemeyer's page.She rocks! xoxo I am not that kind of girl who is very flambouyant and loves socializing.Give me a good book to read and a corner to sit,I don't know what happens in the world.My family is awesome.I with my dad we love to make fun of my mom and I with my mom we love to make fun of dad.My brother just irritates us all together.I love sarcasm.I am just like my dad.He gets angry easily and so do I.You irritate me,I'll not leave you alive.Aside from that,I am a happy-go-lucky nd yes,I am weird!But if you get to know me,you'll instantly love me.India is my country.I love India but it's quiet different fro Uk and USA.It's not fully developed,you see heaps of garbage on the roadside,there's too much of pollution etc etc.But still I love my country becuse I don't have to deal with these kind of thingd.I live in a University Campus.My parents are proffesors.I live in Ludhiana which the fourth most polluted city in the world.I suffer from breathing problem.But the place I live is out of the main city and the best place to live.I can't hang out in the mall with my friends,I don't have any guy friends but there are exceptions as two of my best friends have boyfriends,but it's still not considered good.If my grandma know I have these kin of friends,she'd disown me for sure.But I guess,this is life.

My Twilight History(Why the hell I am here?!?)
I was introduced to Twilight saga by my best friend cum sister.She is 3 years older than and actually she is not my sister but she is like a sister.She had borrowed the book from her friend and I was not interested back then.Well,I was 11 then.And I guess I wasn't old enough to read the books.I was more interested in Harry Potter than.I knew about Robert Pattinson and how the girls drooled over him but I didn't give a damn.Daniel Radcliffe was my man.The slowly slowly I moved from young novels to young adult novels and my parents gifted me the first book on m y birthday but they by mistake bought "New Moon".I didn't read it then.But when we were coming back from our vacation in June,my parents bought me Twilight and I read it the whole way...Then I read New Moon and didn't take time to read Eclipse and Breaking Dawn....I saw the movies too but the only saga movie I watched in theatre was Breaking Dawn.And then I also started drooling on Robert Pattinson and I saw Taylor Lautner and I fell in love with this saga more.And even though I hate Bella 'Mary-Sue' Swan,I think Kristen Stewart was the perfect choice to play her.GO TEAM TWILIGHT! ^_^My parents think that the series is actually stupid and I am way too obsessed with fictional characters,but I don't think so.I am in love with Twilight and there is nothing anyone can do to change it.

Here is some copy and paste stuff.!!
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Questonnaire
_____________________________________________________________________________________________ &nbsp Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight

How long did it take you to read the books?

I got the first book in february,second in june,third in july and fouth in august.

Who introduced you to the books?

Friends

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jacob and Renesmee's marriage

Who is your favorite character?

Cullens and Jacob

Who's your favorite vampire?

The Denalis and the Amazons

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Well, Jacob. Duh.

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Bibbidi Babbodo Boo"- Jacob

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Honeymoon.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment

When Bella sneaks out to meet Jacob.Awesome!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Alice getting Bella ready for the wedding.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Edward and Seth vs. Victoria and Riley

Which book cover was your favorite?

Twilight

Are these books among your favourite books of all?

Of course!

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Are you excited about Midnight Sun?

Yup.Very much.i want it published.

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward.Duh! They make the Perfect couple

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward.

Carlisle or Esme?

Both

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett

Emmett or Jacob?

Both.They both a Freakin' awesome.

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Both.

Jacob or Sam?

Jake

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Both!

Werewolves or Vampires?

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Random Stuff
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If you hate "Copy and Paste" junk in general, but at times can't resist doing it anyways...come on. You know you want to...

'Pick 11 Twilight characters at random'

1.Edward

2.Bella

3.Jacob

4.Emmett

5.Aro

6.Quil

7.Charlie

8.Leah

9.Carlisle

10.Alice

11.Seth

Q.)Do you think No. 4 is hot?

'Yups.very much.and he's damn funny too'

Q.)What would happe if No. 11 got No. 8 pregnant?

'For God's sake,they both are brother and sister'

Q.)Would No.2 and No.6 make a good couple?

'Kind of.I seriously never gave it a thought.'

Q.)No.5 with No.10 or No.5 with No.11?

'Aro with Alice=Freak couple'

'Aro with Seth=Ummm..!!!'

Q.)What ould happen if No.7 walked in No.1 and No.2 in an awkward situation?

'Charlie walking in on Bella and Edward-when they are in their bedroom'

Q.)What plot would you use if you want No.4 to go out with No.1?

'I wouldn't do anything 'cos i'm sure as hell that Emmett won't go out with Edward'

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My Random Questionnaire
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'''What's your name? '''Jashan

'''Gender? '''Female

Age? I'm 13

'''Height? '''About 5 feet and 6.5 inch.I am too tall for my age.I gues it's my genes.My dad is 6'1

'''Weight? '''No comments

'''Hair color? '''Brownish Black

'''Eye color? '''Chocolate Brown

What are you doing right now? Facebooking and drooling watching pics of Taylor Lautner and Robert Patinson.

Who's next to you right now?My phone.

Do you have an imaginary friend? Nope

'''Do you want an imaginary friend? '''Yup

'''Are you lying to me? '''Of course not!

'''Turn on your TV. What's on?'Phineas and Ferb''

'''Who's your crush? '''Taylor Lautner,BooBoo Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

'''What was the last thing you ate? A'''pple

'''What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? '''Sleeping.

What was the last thing you yelled? 'Give the dishes or you're gonna wash them yourself'-to my bro.

'''Do you have a job? '''Not old enough.

'''Do you have a car? '''Huh!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?LA

Do you believe in magic? Magic is my life!I am still waiting for my Hogwarts letter....

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? Huh! Ya!

'''More than once? '''So many times that i can't remember.

'''What did you do when you got to the bottom? '''Cried.And cursed myself for being a klutz.

'''Zodiac? '''Aquarius.

Astrological sign? Aquarius? o.O

'''Type your name with your feet. '''Do you think i'm out of my mind?

'''Was that fun? '''Definately not.

'''Run around the house. How do you feel? '''i'm not getting up.

'''Do you own a credit card? '''Funny!

'''Do you like to shop? '''Who Doesn't?

What's the last thing you bought? A T-Shirt from Levis.

'''Who's your crush? '''Told You.

Favorite animal? Giraffe.

'''Favorite fruit? '''All of 'em.

'''Quick! You have to save the world!''' Already saved.I'm a physcic.

Someone has a knife to your back. Please let me watch Breaking Dawn first! Please!

'''Do you swear? '''Yeah.Very much if i'm angry.

What is open on your computer? Three tabs:Facebook,Twitter and this wiki.

'''Do you sleep talk? '''Naw

'''What's the weirdest dream you've ever had? '''Can't remember.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever Googled? Don't know??

One more question...who's your crush? Will you stop Asking this question?

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Your Guy/Girl Side _____________________________________________________________________________________________

YOUR GUY SIDE: TOTAL: 10
 * You love hoodies.(Totally!)
 * You love jeans. (What a stupid question to ak.Of couse I do)
 * Dogs are better than cats. (Yeah)
 * It's hilarious when people get hurt. (I always laugh my head off)
 * You've played with/against boys on a team. (Nah)
 * Shopping is torture. (Nopes!But yeah,sometimes)
 * Sad movies suck. (Some do suck)
 * You own/ed an X-Box. (Never)
 * Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I played with Barbie dolls)
 * At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Huh)
 * You ow/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Yes.My bro's got one.DS.But all I paly on it is Littlest Pet Shop)
 * You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Yes,very much.I used to be the Pink Ranger)
 * You watch sports on TV. (No.)
 * Gory movies are cool. (No.)
 * You go to your dad for advice. (Sometimes,but usually its my mom)
 * You own like a trillion baseball caps. (No.)
 * You like going to high school football games. (No.)
 * You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (No.)
 * Baggy pants are cool to wear. (They suck)
 * It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (No)
 * Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Yes.)
 * You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Yes.)
 * Sports are fun (No.)
 * Talk with food in your mouth. (Sometimes)
 * Sleep with your socks on at night (Yes.)

YOUR GIRL SIDE: TOTAL:14
 * You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (Never.Make up is not allowed in my school and i don't wear it)
 * You love to shop. (Yes!)
 * You wear eyeliner. (No)
 * You wear the color pink (Yes.)
 * Go to your mom for advice. (Of course.)
 * You consider cheerleading a sport. (No ceerleaders in my school.Its India)
 * You hate wearing the color black. (Black is the best)
 * You like hanging out at the mall. (Yes.)
 * You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Never had one)
 * You like wearing jewelry. (Of course! I cannot live without earrings.)
 * Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I own only 3 or 4 skirts.Jeans and Capris dominate my wardrobe)
 * Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. (Yes.)
 * You don't like the movie Star Wars.(I've never seen Star wars)
 * You were in gymnastics/dance? (I've two left feet. I simply can't dance)
 * It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Not really.)
 * You smile a lot more than you should. (Yes! I'm smiling always)
 * You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (No.Who needs 10.You are not going to wear them all together.1 pair at a time)
 * You care about what you look like. (Who doesn't?)
 * You like wearing dresses when you can. (Yes!)
 * You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (I like but my head stars spinning)
 * You love the movies. (I CAN'T live without movies)
 * Used to play with dolls as little kid. (LOL, yeah.)
 * Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (When I was two,I went to my aunt's house.My cousin sister gave me a doll to play with and went in the other room.There was a lotion on the table and I picked it up and put it on myself and the doll.When my mom came in the room,she saw me and the doll bathed in lotion.And you know what,my aunt still has that doll.)
 * Like being the star of everything. (No,I'm more of a shy person.)

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Some stupid questions people ask and the answers I wanna GIVE! _____________________________________________________________________________________________

'1. At movies: Hey! What r u doing here?'

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?

OR

No,darling.I'mhere to pay my school fees.

{C 2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me'': No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again?''

'3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry! Were u sleeping?'

''Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping,u stupid fool? ''

OR

Nah! I was dancing the mamba!

4. When they see me with shorter hair: Hey did u had a haircut?

Me'': Nah! Its autumn. My hair's shedding.!''

5. When somone calls on land-line and asks: where r u?

Me: I'm in market with telephone around my neck

OR

At the bus stop!

6. When People see you lying own, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you U sleeping?'

Me:'No! I'm Trying to Die?

7. When It's Raining & Someone Notices U Goin Out, they Ask: R U Going Out In this Rain?

Me:No.the next one

8. They See U Wet Coming from the Bathroom: Did U Just Have A Bath?'

Me:No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl

9. U R Standing right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask: Going Up?

Me:No, No, I'm Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me

10. U Bring A Bunch Of Flowers & they Ask: R those Flowers?'

Me:No Baby! they R Carrots!

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The teams I'm on Particularly TEAM JACOB!!
I used to love Edward a lot.But since I joined the wiki,I have started loving Jacob more.But at the same time,I can't stop lovving Edward so I am Team Jakeward ^_^

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My Second Obsession
As much as I love Twilight,I love Harry Potter just the same.It's my second obsession.Before Twilight, I used to spend my days drooling over Harry Potter and Hogwarts and thinking "Crap,I didn't get my acceptance letter." I got the whole Harry Potter series on my birthday and I read the whole series in just one and a half week.My dad was so pissed off because I used to do nothing except sit with the book in my hand.My dad said "If you don't do-this-thing now,i'm gonna bur your books"And what I did,I started crying 'cos I LOVE my books.That was the time I hadn't seen a single Twilight movie and never knew about Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner and used to drool on Daniel Radcliffe.But when I saw 'Goblet of Fire', I was like"Holy Crap!Cedric is so cute" and then he comes as vampire in Twilight and I think "If Voldemort killed Cedric and Cedric is Robert Pattinson who is a Vampire Edward Cullen,does this mean Voldemort is a vampire too."I saw the last part of the movies in July and actually cried in the end'cos the franchise came to an end.But I still love it!! Like I said "MAGIC IS MY LIFE!

Harry Potter Movies :)


Philospher's Stone Chamber of Secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban Goblet Of Fire

Order of The Phoenix Half-Blood Prince

Deathly Hallows

Harry Potter Books:)




Philospher's Stone Chamber of Secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban Goblet Of Fire

Order of the Phoenix Half-Blood Prince

Deathly Hallows

==Breaking Dawn Promotional Cards.!! ==

Isabella 'Bella' Marie Swan Cullen..but she's a vampire not human.



Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.



Jacob Black.



Carlisle Cullen.



Esme Anne Platt Evenson Cullen.



Rosalie Lillien Hale.



Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen.



Mary Alice Brandon Cullen.



Jasper Whitlock Hale.

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What I think about the Cullen Clan and Jacob.!!
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Edward
He is so romantic that it makes me wanna cry.Oh how I wish I had a husband or a boyfriend like him.He is so protective about Bella that I sometimes imagine how he'd feel if he lost her.I think he is very unselfish as he said that he'd be happy if Bella chooses Jacob over him.His happiness is in her happiness.He learns to compromise.He was willing to be friends with Jacob just for Bella's sake and that's what I love about him.He is a reserved person,a quality I share with him.he doesn't talk much and answers only when he is asked too.I just LOVE his anger.He seldom gets angry but when he does,i'm always like'OMG'.He is shy,attractive(even if he wasn't attractive.I'd have still loved him),loving,protective and The-Oh -best -vampire in the world.I can't believe I love this fictional character so much.Bella is one lucky bitch.



Bella
I love Bella for the simple reason that she is Edward's wife.I've no other particular reason to love her 'cos she doesn't have those great,big qualities whatsoever.She can't control her emotions and she fell in love with two guys at once.I mean,how's that possible.But none-the- less,she has a good taste in boys. ;)



Jacob
I love his sarcasm and his sense of humour.He is very funny and that's what I really ove about him.Hi is smart,funny and a werewolf.And when he is shirtless,who need a shiny vampire.But he didn't compromise with Edward and if he had truly loved Bella,he'dve supported her choice and never would've never come in their life.He knew that he'd find his soul mate via imprinting and he didn't imprint on Bella so how could they be the perfect match.I was like "C'mon Jacob,Renesmee's for you not Bella".But I truly and from my heart love him and his blonde Jokes.He is the best werewolf with 24 pairs of chromosomes.



Alice
She is really smart and intelligent.I completely ADORE her fashion sense.She is a complete DIVA and when she dresses up Bella,the simple and tomboy-ish Bella turns into something really pretty and cute.The way her dresses are described in the books,I think she was a born fashion maestro.Go to hell Bella for cursing and ignoring the awesome wardrobe Alice provided you with.



Rosalie
She is smart.She is wonderful.But I don't know why she hated Bella so much.Whatever,she envied her but Rosalie would've died if Carlisle hadn't changed her and how the hell she would've got Emmett if she wasn't changed in the first place?Though I love Rosali,I think she is a lil' bit materialistic and tenacious.I envy her too as she has really cute brothers aand a cute husband and cute father and mother and cute sisters and she is herself cute too.I even loved the blonde jokes Jacob made on her and the "Fido" thing she did with Jacob.I was rolling on the floor after reading this part.



Emmett
I don't know how much I love him.He is completely out of the world.His ability to never remain NON SERIOUS in a serious situation appeals me the most.He is always joking around even in matters of life and death.I LOVE the digs he takes on Bella's and Edward's sexual life and how he teases Bella everytime she is being a klutz.I adore hi when he makes Bella blush.And a plus point,he is cute too.So it makes him a complete package.Go team Emmett.!!



Carlisle
He is really compassionate and awesome and the second best vampire after Edward.But I hate his look in Breaking Dawn.His hair are orange instead of blone.For God's sake,ORANGE.I was like"OMG OMG".He looks so tacky.And his hair were centre parted.Oh jeez.Centre parting is oh-so not in.Huh,Carlisle I love you but I can't bear yourlook in Breaking Dawn.



Esme
She is the mother figure and mother figures love everyone passionately.She is just awesome and the perfect mother.I loved it when she thinks about Jacob's pack and them not having a home and clothes and food.And I laughed to when Jacob said she had dimples.she is really Snow White in flesh.



Jasper
I don't hate Jasper but I also particularly don't like him.He is good but his act in New Moon prompted them to leave Forks which I hated.But other then that I don't have any problem from him



Renesmee.
She is Edward's and Bella's daughter so like her and she is also Jacob's soul mate so I like her more.But I don't particularly like her name.Bella should have been more creativeBut But I like her nickname Nessie very much.Thanks Jacob.I cant wait to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 when Jacob kisses renesmme in flashforward.

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Twilight

 * Edward-He is the love of my life and I can't live without him.He is just super-duper-fabulously-awesome-cool-great-cute-handsome vampire.
 * Alice-I simply love her.She is just to awesome.Love her style.She is my style icon.


 * Emmett-He is just so funny..!!


 * Carlisle-An apple a day keeps the doctor away.But Carlisle is so cute so screw the fruit.


 * Esme-She is the best mother.


 * Rosalie-She is super cool.


 * Jasper-I like him way too much.


 * Mike-Oh damn!He is so funny.But I hated him when he came in b/w Edward and Bella.


 * Jessica-I love her quote"That's Edward Cullen.He's gorgeous,of course.But he doesn't date.Apparently no girls are good looking enough for him.Like I care." And I loved Edward's smile after that.

New Moon

 * Jacob-He is the best werewolf in existence.The bestest ever.I just totally love him.Go TEAM JACOB.


 * Sam-I love him as an Alpha.But I think Jacob had a better control over his pack.But Samis also good.


 * Paul-I love him when he attcks Bella.Serves her right.You'd get this only if you slap an aggressive werewolf in the face.


 * Jared-I love him as a guy.He is to cute.


 * Quil-He's also great.But I have no specific reason to love him so much.
 * Embry-Same as Quil.
 * Aro-Wow! He is totally coolio.I love his ability to read minds though I hated him when he wanted to kill Edward and Bella.
 * Jane & Alec(Yes,I count them as one)- They really are the "twin witches".I'd love to have Jane's power but I'll use it on the people who irritate me and make me sad.

Eclipse

 * Seth-Who can't love Seth.He is too cute. Just love him!!
 * Leah-She is super duper cool!

Breaking Dawn

 * Amazons-They rule!
 * Denalis-My favourites after the Cullens.
 * Romanians-I don't know but I just love them!

User I am friends with!
-TeamTaycobSoDealWithIt

-Bellscullen

-DenaliLover

-Krashley

-LavendaBrunette

-Ginaswan

-Ilovestephaniemeyer

-OtherTeamTaycob

-TRFQueen

-Teamemmet

-Team-jacob girl

-Wolvesforever17

The Time is at Handby javamomma0921
This is actually awesome.I AM Team Jacob but I always wanted to knowwhat crossed through Edward's mind during the birth,the transformation and the confrontation with the Volturi.We never came to know about his POV and this is Breaking Dawn from his point of view.

I am Engaged to Bella Swan by amoet
I don't get tired of reading this.This is not Twilight.It's actually Edward and Bella human.You would love it if you read it.It's Edward POV

My Fiance Is Edward Cullen by amoet
It's the above one but in Bella's POV.Again,nicely written

The Honeymoon by Obsessedtwibarian
It's not the BD honeymoon but way different.It is way too sexy.I mean,I shuldn't have read this but I actually couldn't stop myslef.OMG I am so mad.But don't judge me if you read this fanfic.Edward's POV.

Party With The Backstabbers by FireTurnsToAsh
This fanfic is freakin' awesome.Bella isn't dating Edward,is not the centre of attaction and is making ou with Jacob.How cool can something be??AND OMG! Charlie has a CCTV in her room.Principal having sex with the secretary.OMG!

Twilight related thing that I love

 * Bella's room- No boys climbing through the window.It's just too corny.Besides,theey would not be vampires and werewolves.My parents will kick ME out.But I just like the room.Nice and comfy.
 * Bella's bag-I am bored of the usual blue and black bags.Her bag is orange,for God's sake.
 * Edward's Volvo- I have always been obsesses with fancy cars and I want a Volvo like him.
 * Alice's necklace-It's so damn beautiful.
 * Rosalie's stilettoes-I must say,she has a good taste in men and shoes.
 * Bella's prom dress-I accept that I loved it.
 * Jacob gifted dream catcher-I want that.I seriously do.
 * Bella's birthday dress-It was beautiful.That girl's got nice dressing sense.
 * Bella's and Jacob's motorbike-I am not that sporty but I liked them.
 * Alice's Porsche-You can't hate that car,actually.And it was YELLOW.I repaeat again.It.Was.YELLOW
 * Just give me Jacob dammit!
 * Bella's bracelet given to her by Jacob-It has a wolf charm.Aww! And a heart charm too.Double aww!
 * Bella's engagement ring-It was...OMG!
 * Bella's wedding dress-It was Oh-so-beautiful.Kristen pulled it off so well.
 * Gimme Bella's husband!...mwahahaha
 * Riley's "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT A LOW PROFILE?!?"

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?(Thanks Honey B)
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

OPENING CREDITS -"We like to Party" by Vengaboys

WAKING UP -"Jingle Bells" by Eminem

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL -"We found love" by Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris

FALLING IN LOVE -"Wish you were here" by Avril Lavigne

BREAKING UP -"Rockstar 101" by Rihanna

PROM NIGHT -"Born This way" by Lady Gaga

DAILY LIFE -"Baby" by Justin Bieber ft. Ludacris

MENTAL BREAKDOWN -"I need somebody" by Justin Bieber ft. Usher

DRIVING -"Breathe Me" by Sia

FLASHBACK -"Waka waka" by Shakira

GETTING BACK TOGETHER -"What Doesn't kill you(Stronger)" by Kelly Clarkson

GETTING MARRIED -"Anywhere but here" by Hilary Duff

BIRTH OF CHILD -"Play My Music" by Jonas Brothers

FINAL BATTLE -"Round and Round" by Selena Gomez& The Scene

FUNERAL -"Birthday Cake" by Rihanna

FINAL CREDITS- "When you look me in the Eyes" by Jonas Brothers

Wiki Quiz

 * Who's your favorite Twilight character?:Jacob,Charlie,Alice,Edward,The Denalis and Emmett.And yes,The wolf Pack and the Amazon Coven
 * What team are you on?: Denali, Jacob, wolf pack...I can't pick just one!!Does Team Jakeward say anything?!?
 * What's your favorite Twilight movie?: Breaking Dawn pt 1 for now.
 * Second favorite Twilight movie?: New Moon
 * Least favorite character: Bella,Caius and Mike.
 * Another team you are on right now: Team Katniss
 * Your favorite Cullen: Emmett.
 * Do you like your username?: Mmm-hmm.
 * What are you doing right now?: Listening to "Arms" by Christina Perri for the millionth time.
 * When will you be REALLY angry on this Wiki?: When someone messes with my user page, when someone messes with my friends, or when someone sounds like a complete idiot. I'm just like, "STFU already."
 * Users you love: My friends!
 * Users you like:Who are not my friends but are nice.
 * Things you type a lot on this Wiki: "OMG!
 * Who's your favourite from the Wolf-Pack except Jacob Black? Paul!That guy rocks!
 * Things you think a person who's on Team Jacob should say.:Team Jacob till hell freezes over.
 * What's your favourite Twilight couple?: ' Okay,I AM Team Jacob but yeah,I think Bella makes a better pair with Edward.They are perfect because they match,Edward is abusive and Bella is a whiney brat.So whatever!Keeping them aside,the best couple is Carmen and Eleazer.I mean,he lest the Volturi to follow his love.This IS eternal love.
 * Tell me a joke.: "Twilight sucks"Sucks,right?
 * Do you like Twilight parodies or funny sets?: Of course, when they are actually funny and have no hating content, sure!
 * Favourite actor?:TAYLOR.DANIEL.LAUTNER and ROBERT.THOMAS.PATTINSON
 * Favourite actress?:KRISTEN.JAYME.STEWART
 * Movies you like except the Twilight ones?: The Devil Wears Prada,Step Up 3,The Sisterhood of Travelling Pants,It'a Girl Boy Thing to name a few.

Style Time

 * Do you like fashion?: I LOVE fashion!
 * Do you lke designing clothes?: Naw! I am not that of a designer.
 * Do you like wearing dresses?: Yups! That's an advantage of being tall and skinny.!
 * Do you like wearing skirts?: Ya!But not that much.I prefer jeans.
 * Do you like wearing jeans (all kinds of them)?: I love wearing jeans!
 * Do you like wearing T-shirts?: Sure!
 * Do you like wearing scarfs?: Not that much.
 * Do you like wearing hats?: It depends on the hat...
 * Do you like wearing boots?: Ya! I do.
 * What kind of shoes do you like?: Comfy ones.Any kind but they should be comfortable.
 * Tell me one of your favourite outfits: A pair of jeans,a comfy T-shirt and flats.
 * Do you like wearing bracelets,rings and earings?: Ya!
 * Tell me some of your favourite colours: Black(It rocks always),white,blue and purple.

My signature ;)
OMG! I love it so much.

 TeamJakeward  1402   10:29, January 23, 2012 (UTC)