User blog comment:Scarly/Twilight Mad Libs/@comment-4018900-20120702151844

''Under the near constant rain Jasper decided to skip school for a change, on their way to Port Angeles, their car broke down. But, luckily for them, Angela was driving by, so they decided to help them.''

''But, the car had too many problems for them to fix, so they offered the troubled vampire a ride home. On the way back Paul saw them, and jumped to the wrong conclusion. But, before the angry wolf could do anything about it, the human and the vampire had to pull over for directions, Billy was more than happy to help.''

Oh my. This is crazy.