User:Metaron Isard

That which is dead can eternally lie

And through long Aeons even death may die.

About Me
Well, i am cynical and have been represented by some as "The Divine Jackass." I can often be very friendly but i have little patience for fools without good humor. I am not a large fan of the Twilight series and think it is one of the most unbelievably moronic bits ever half concieved, though i am not hostile unless it is earned. I am a fan of H.P. Lovecraft and the Cthulhu Mythos and i believe i once met the Great Old one, Chaugnar Faun and i once raised a baby Shoggoth. If you like i can probably match you with the Mythos character you are most like. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, and good day.