Attention Twilight fans! (and haters)! There is a brand new, HILARIOUS parody of the Twilight movies and Midnight Sun! It's called The Ovenlight Saga![]
Blood! Baseball! Silly puns of movie lines! This “Twilight” parody has everything you could EVER want in this laugh-out-loud recreation of your favorite angsty teen vampire romance saga.
Tedwin Collins and his family members (Carlo, Escusme, Alith, Jackson, Dimmit & Rose) reside under Witness Protection in the small town of Ports, Oregon. Everything is fine until a girl named Portabella (Ella) moves to town, a girl who’s mind Tedwin can’t read, a girl who loves pizza so much that it runs through her veins. Alith assures him that he and Ella have a future together, in spite of the Collins family’s secret past and Ella’s love for food that’s forbidden on their special, fridgitarian “diet”.
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This is the cover of the Twilight and Midnight Sun novel, The Ovenlight Saga [1]
back cover of the novel, The Ovenlight Saga
Jason Dark-Grey, Ella’s childhood best friend (bestest and BUFFEST), is also keeping secrets - and discovering the truth about both of them could change her life - and all of theirs - forever.
- How does Ella discover what she was "born to be"?
- What makes Tedwin’s throat burn like a "white-hot branding iron"?
- What animal has Jason been running around in the woods as?
Find out the answer to these burning questions and more in Part 1 of "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1."! Purchase as paperback or ebook here!